Lu Bixing is a man who looks clean and tidy, but is a mess in private. He made a mess in the work place. Two working robots that disassembled into eight pieces were piled up on the ground indiscriminately. Four mechanical legs poked side by side on his desk. On, in order to make a place for himself to sleep on his stomach, he stacked two stacks of chips, big and small, and he was shaky when he came. At this moment, he sat up with a shudder, and the two stacks of chips collapsed, almost burying Lu Bixing in the ground. under.
"Tsk" on Saturday, showing a horrible look: "Mr. Lu, you look like a divorced uncle whose wife ran away from home and slept in the study by himself."
Lu Bixing was still immersed in the nightmare that made his heart ache just now. He beat himself up, wiped his face, and muttered, "Slander, I'm a single young man in his prime—what's the matter?"
The color came down on Saturday: "We sent news from a detector on the periphery that there is a wave of high-energy particle flow, which is sweeping towards here, and will arrive at the base in about fifty hours. You know that the magnetic field and gravity of the base are both Artificial and very fragile, we do not have the stable geomagnetic field of planets. Once there is a problem with interference, the tens of millions of people in the base may be exposed to the space environment. Let me ask you what you plan to do."
Lu Bixing just woke up, his brain was a little muddy, he heard the "high-energy particle flow", and he thought it was the solar storm of the eighth sun. It will be reimbursed, what can it do? How did the previous solar storm survive?"
However, the next moment, he reacted and raised his head in a jerky manner.
"This high-energy particle stream came from the nearest habitable planet 'Egret'." Saturday's child-like face became solemn, "Actually, Egret is not too close to us, but beyond Egret, the eighth There are no planets suitable for human survival in the galaxy. When I used to run goods, I landed on an egret, and it felt like a small remote place. I don’t know why those lunatics didn’t let it go.”
"Because in 136, when the Alliance Army came in from outside the territory, Egret was their first base." The one-eyed eagle walked in, shirtless and with a toothpick in his mouth, "It was also the breakthrough for the Alliance Army to enter the Eighth Galaxy. One of Prince Gloria's heartbreak."
"That was more than one hundred and forty years ago," said Saturday, "the average lifespan of the eighth galaxy is only how much, except for the old and immortal things like the base, a few can live well over a hundred years. Forty years old? It's been a fucking generation, is that star thief named Feng sick?"
The one-eyed eagle, who accidentally lived an average lifespan, was also shot while lying down, and said angrily, "Little brat, who do you think is immortal?"
Saturday looked up inexplicably: "Ah? Big Brother One-Eyed Eagle, uh, uncle, do you already have one hundred and four?"
The entire Eighth Galaxy knows the illustrious name of the arms dealer, Cyclops. His personal brand occupies an unignorable share in the arms market. On Saturday, this ignorant country youth does not know what he grew up with. He is nearly two hundred years old. The middle-aged Persian cat was blocked by him so much that he couldn't speak.
He turned his head, didn't bother to look at Saturday, and knocked on Lu Bixing's table: "According to your design, everyone in the base will be scooped up, and you won't be able to do it without sleep for five hundred hours. What do you want to do now? Isn't it? Simplify the design of the protective net, at least deal with it first, and then deal with the interference of the magnetic field first, then what's the matter?"
Lu Bixing stood up suddenly: "Lin is still outside."
The one-eyed eagle was stunned at first, and then raised his eyebrows: "Who? Lin Jingheng?"
Lu Bixing turned around and went to the contact center of Mecha. Mecha Beijing had stopped at Mecha, and the base intranet was hung up. As long as there was a little signal, he could try to contact Lin.
"Hey," the one-eyed eagle reached out to stop him, "he can't die, he can't die! How many times have I told you, let alone a small burst of particles, even if the eighth sun blows up, it won't blow him up, you just Do not worry!"
Lu Bixing turned to one side to dodge: "You two will pinch each other all day long. Where did your unreasonable confidence in him come from?"
The one-eyed eagle shrugged: "Lin Jingheng has such a rotten character. The only value is that he still has something to do. If he doesn't even have that thing, wouldn't he be left with a bunch of scum?"
Lu Bixing's face sank: "Dad."
The one-eyed eagle looked at his face, feeling as if his hidden worries were about to come true. He couldn't play the trick, he spit out the toothpick, took a deep breath, and said directly: "Lu Bixing, let's put it this way, I'm not a reasonable person, but I've always been very indulgent towards you. No restrictions on you, right? I told you when you were a teenager, there are so many little girl films in Gloria, whoever you want to play with, whoever you want to play with, whatever you want, as long as you don't make me young Lightly promoted to be a grandfather, I don't care about you."
On Saturday, I inexplicably filled my ears with the private conversation between father and son. I didn't want to hear it, but I was too embarrassed to interrupt it at this time. I was embarrassed. Hearing the one-eyed eagle, the old man felt that he was "young" and couldn't bear it. She swallowed her saliva in admiration.
Lu Bixing was inexplicable: "What did you say?"
"I didn't react to the question of whether you like vegetables or meat before. Dad was also negligent. If you want to find a man, although I can't appreciate the taste, I won't interfere." A pointed glance at Saturday.
On Saturday, he was startled, he tied his shirt to the fashion button, and raised his hands: "I don't like men!"
"Who said you? You're selfish." The one-eyed eagle rolled his eyes at him, and then pointed the muzzle at Lu Bixing, "But Lin Jingheng—don't even think about it!"
"Huh," thought Saturday, dumbfounded, "single father hits the scene of mandarin ducks."
Lu Bixing was also stunned by the bloody words of his nearly 200-year-old father. He opened his mouth and wanted to defend himself, but he felt embarrassed to defend himself. There are a few holes in it.
He was dumbfounded for a while, pointed to the door, and said as calmly as possible: "Would you go to an infirmary to treat menopausal paranoia?"
Lu Bixing said, with a murderous smile on his face, he walked quickly and gracefully.
The one-eyed eagle was so angry that he had nowhere to vent. When he turned his head, he found that Saturday was still there. He was about to stare.
Lu Bixing pressed his temper and walked to the contact center. His temper came and went quickly. Before the contact center arrived, the anger in his heart had run out. Get hot.
He seems to have just discovered a seedling that he has never seen before. He is full of doubts and curiosity. He doesn't know whether it will be a rare or a weed when it grows up. For fear that others will think that he is making a fuss, he carefully shields it from the wind and rain, and sometimes sneaks over to take a look. , There were a lot of speculations, and he was indecisive. Before he could decide whether to keep it or not, he was run over by a ferocious house cat and slapped his paw in broad daylight.
The anger dissipated, and the strange embarrassment raised his head, and the contact order was entered wrong twice.
I didn't know when to follow up on Saturday, and I had nothing to say: "Hey, it's been so many days, is Mrs. Smelly's hemorrhoids okay?"
Lu Bixing was dumbfounded for a moment, and could make up a more seamless story, but his mind was occupied by embarrassment, overloaded for a while, and he couldn't come up with a word. Fortunately, on Saturday, he thought about the whereabouts of Mrs. Smelly by himself. He said, "Or did he go out with that Lin or something? I heard that it is a mapping map or something."
When Lu Bixing heard the keyword "Lin", his heart jumped twice, and he replied "maybe" perfunctorily. He quickly restrained his heart, located the mecha Beijing, and sent a message: "Prince Gloria attacked Egret Star, attacked A stream of high-energy particles has been generated, be careful, return quickly!"
The local intranet is different from the cosmic extranet. It only uses ordinary electromagnetic waves. The disadvantage is that the range is limited, and the advantage is also limited. After encryption, it can be concealed to the greatest extent possible, but once it exceeds the service range of the intranet, the signal will change. very unstable, or even disappear altogether.
Lu Bixing's message circled three times in a row, and it showed that the sending failed.
He frowned, set up a small program to automatically send messages every three minutes, and then still stared at the contactor relentlessly.
"I guess it's too far away. It's no use waiting here. When they return to the signal range, they will naturally see it." Saturday held his arms beside him and glanced at Lu Bixing, "You really liked it. that that"
Lin Jingheng is very arrogant and never has too much contact with the people at the base. The illiterate people at the base don't care about the current affairs of the alliance, and have never heard of any generals or generals. He heard a few words from the one-eyed eagle on Saturday, but he couldn't hear it. It's not clear, I don't remember what his name is Lin, I don't know how to describe it, after a long time of gestures, I can only force my face, imitating Lin Jingheng's inhuman appearance, and raise an eyebrow coldly.
"Fuck you, don't listen to my old man's nonsense," Lu Bixing said without raising his head, "The protective net cannot be simplified, absolutely cannot be simplified, Prince Gloria blew up Egret Star, probably to vent his anger, and more likely to be a Chao was bitten by a snake and has been afraid of the rope for ten years. They are likely to suspect that there is still an underground waterway near the Egret Star. If he spares no effort to search on a large scale, we must be prepared, and the simplified protective net is worthless."
Saturday asked: "What about this high-energy particle storm?"
The information on the liaison device failed to be sent again and again, and Lu Bixing was a little confused, so he forced himself to look away, pondered for a moment, and said, "Use mecha."
Saturday: "Huh?"
Lu Bixing closed his eyes and quickly estimated the number: "I need about 300 mechas and pilots, spread out outside the atmosphere, and connect the shields of the mechas together, which is equivalent to adding a layer of filtering to the artificial atmosphere. Membrane, do you know what I mean?"
"Understood," Saturday nodded first, then said, "The problem is, we don't have 300 mech pilots."
"You have tens of millions of people living in one base, and you can't even gather 300 drivers?"
"Don't mention it, let's make do with it and get all the crooked melons and cracked dates on it, it's almost the same," said Saturday, "but last time a lot of people were interrupted by your people and fell into space phobia. Even if it is dark, I dare not look up at the sky, and I will never be able to connect to the fine net again.”
Lu Bixing seems to have Lin Jingheng's allergy. Any word related to Lin Jingheng can touch his sensitive scriptures. He has adultery in his heart, no matter what others say, he can hear the adultery from it. On Saturday, this ordinary reply, his brain automatically cut to the end, thinking of Lin Jingheng's overthrow of the Self-Defense Force.
"Excuse me," Lu Bixing sighed and said to Saturday earnestly, "Brother, we are discussing the defense of the base. On such a serious occasion, don't interrupt and gossip about my personal relationship, okay?"
Looking at him on Saturday, he also said earnestly: "Mr. Lu, tell me with your conscience, which word did I gossip about about your personal relationship? Who exactly interrupted us?"
Mr. Lu touched his conscience and looked at each other for a moment. He found that his good conscience was still there, but he lost his memory briefly. Except for the words "your people", he couldn't remember what he said to Saturday. .
Putting it in his pocket on Saturday, he said with certainty, "That's why you just fell in love with him."
Lu Bixing was very thick-skinned, pretending that nothing had happened just now, and continued his eloquent talk as if nothing had happened: "Aren't the elderly elders in the base able to use armor? Small and medium-sized mechas need at least three Only a hundred units can be covered, unless you have a mecha core like Zhanlu, which can activate the third level of the administrative downstairs."
"I'll try," said Saturday. "Call as many as you can."
"We must assemble them all within a day," Lu Bixing said. "The so-called cooperation base of your Self-Defense Forces is equivalent to pulling each other's backs. I need short-term training, hurry up."
Not leaving on Saturday, bumped him with the shoulder.
"Okay," Lu Bixing glanced at him with pity, "you can't hold anything else in your head except gossip—I don't have any idea, but I have a good relationship with him, and I think he might be interested in me, not yet. Think about what to do, okay, what else do you want to ask?"
Saturday very old-fashioned said: "Don't talk about it, a man, when he encounters a person who is not interested in coveting himself, he can't think about what to do with his head. He has already moved his legs and ran away."
Lu Bixing: ""
He didn't feel good, because Saturday seemed to make sense.
Saturday sighed: "Brother, life is too short, as for me, I am very satisfied that I can live to be a hundred years old in this hellish place. A hundred years will pass in the blink of an eye, and it is too late to be vain. If I like someone, I'll just say it—I like your students."
When Lu Bixing heard the first half of the sentence, he was still a little emotional, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he almost choked to death: "Huh?"
"That female student of yours, the one named Mint, is thin, tall, and good-looking." Saturday stretched out her hand and gestured, "She is so arrogant, especially like my childhood sweetheart's little girlfriend."
Lu Bixing was happy to change the subject, and asked cheerfully, "Would you like me to send you an admission notice, after you sign it, you will be officially admitted to Xinghai College. Friendship with classmates, childhood sweethearts, very good feelings - yes, you are more than ten years old. Years old?"
Saturday happily answered: "Sixteen"
Lu Bixing was inexplicable. He didn't know how ridiculous the number "sixteen" was, so he heard Saturday say: "Add another twenty, hahaha, is it an accident? I used to pretend to be child labor to deceive people when I used to run goods, you are not the first. A fool."
Lu Bixing: ""
The shameless hooligan pretended to be tender and intended to seduce underage girls. Teacher Lu was furious: "Don't even think about it! Get out!"
In the evening, Saturday claimed that he had gathered 300 people, Lu Bixing came out to take a look, and almost fell out - there were less than 200 self-defense team members, in addition, his own students, one-eyed eagles and even a group of "two hundred and five old people". The members of the "group" actually got involved!
He threw his hands at him on Saturday: "I tried my best."
A self-defense member raised his hand high.
Lu Bixing squeezed out a smile and nodded at him.
The self-defense team member said: "We are all backup patrols. We have learned how to activate it. Every day we go up for patrol and drive in a circle and then drive back. How to open the protective cover?"
Another self-defense team member said: "Mr. Lu, can you tell us what to do before going to the sky? How do you line up? I can't walk when I'm connected to the Jingwang, and the Jingwang will disconnect as soon as I talk to others."
The lame old man from the Two Hundred and Fifteen Elderly Heaven Group interjected tremblingly: "I can't go either, I touched the mecha once a hundred and fifty years ago, so I can't divide the water, the elderly's bladder doesn't make sense, if you guys Keep me in the sky for more than an hour and get me diapers ready."
Lu Bixing: ""
At this moment, there was a sudden sound in the contact, and Lu Bi didn't have time to explain a word in jargon. In front of the one-eyed eagle, he turned and rushed in.
Liaison received an echo from Beijing, and Lin Jingheng succinctly said, "Received."
The two words are the standard reply when the mission is executed. Every day at the base, he directs everyone to work. When Lu Bixing gives an order, he will get countless "receives". This is the first time he has discovered that these two words are a bit thrilling. Can't help thinking: "It's the painted cucumber on Saturday."
Lin Jingheng's whole body was soaked with cold sweat, and it seemed as if someone had penetrated his temples. He had brought three backup energy sources, and at this time he had replaced the last one. The defensive cover returned to heaven and earth, and there was no slag left. The power valve on one side was broken, and Beijing, who was paralyzed, could only walk crab steps in space.
"Zhan Lu," he said softly, "give me a soothing shot."
The manipulator slid over from mid-air, holding an injection in his hand: "Sixteen emergency jumps, I believe you can declare the Guinness record, sir - in terms of acrobatics - I suggest you switch to the automatic route and go to the nursing cabin. Lie down for a while."
However, Lin Jingheng just stretched out an arm and handed it to him: "No, go back."
Zhan Lu: "According to statistics, you said 123 'no' to me on this voyage."
Lin Jingheng: "Shut up."
Zhan Lu poked a needle into his vein: "No."
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