Before the opening ceremony that Principal Lu was put on the agenda by Zhan Lu, others encountered a little trouble first.
The opening ceremony is scheduled in the morning, and before that is the general meeting of the faculty and staff.
Under the newly-built Xinghai College, there are a total of three professional colleges, namely mecha mechanical design, mecha operation and information science. The textbooks are all written by the principal himself.
According to President Lu's great conception, the future Xinghai Academy should be the ultimate palace of human wisdom, equipped with the most advanced laboratories and synaesthesia library, its own publishing house is the most authoritative in the universe, and its research institutes are spread across eight galaxies, bringing together all human beings. The elites are comparable in civil and military affairs to the Wulan Academy on the distant Wotto star, and the countless dazzling names in human history will all be stamped on the Xinghai Academy.
Lu Bixing has nothing in his body, he just dares to think.
After taking a few steps to a thousand miles, Principal Lu firmly believes that the three small broken majors are the first small step in his great career.
However, in the good morning light when the school is about to start, the three "small steps" deans are gloomy and gloomy together, showing the cold reality to the principal.
The Dean of the Mecha Operation Department is a violent temper. He didn't wait for the principal to talk about his bright prospects for the new semester, and he rushed up to say: "Principal Lu, I can't continue teaching, and the failure rate of my school last semester was 90%. , this is still the result of multiplying the square root of all subjects in the final exam by ten, what do you think?"
The Dean of Mecha Mechanical Design made a face-lift: "Our school's failure rate is 100%."
Lu Bixing heard the appalling figures and said tolerantly: "Design majors have relatively high requirements on basic knowledge, it doesn't matter, the big deal is that we will extend the school system. You see, don't be too strict in the first year, and give you a few points. Let them pass."
"I can't bring it up," the Dean of Design said with a sad face, "If we calculate it according to the percentage system, then only one student in our college has an average score of double digits."
Lu Bixing: ""
"I won't talk about it in our hospital, there is no data." The president of the Information Science Institute is an old man with a clear face and white hair, speaking slowly, "Headmaster, I don't know how your admissions advertisement is done, there are many applicants for majors. The students thought that we were teaching how to spy on the gossip. I explained to them that our school is not a spy department, nor is it a secret affairs department. As a result, forty-nine reports came and fifty dropped out. That is to say , I only have freshmen now, no sophomores."
Lu Bixing repeated the old dean's words from the beginning: "Why are there more people dropping out than reported?"
The old dean said: "A student went halfway through the reporting procedures and found that there were a bunch of gangsters in the school who were his enemies. He was afraid of being beaten, so he jumped directly to the withdrawal procedure."
The teacher of the school is Lu Bi who has traveled all over the eighth galaxy, and the pedants dug out from the corners are all endangered species in the eighth galaxy.
When all the scholars came, they thought that they would be taught by the world's talents, and from then on set foot on the road of pursuing knowledge and truth. Who would have thought that after he came, he would do all the work of a zookeeper, which is really insulting to Sven.
The three deans sat together and used six eyes to accuse the principal of this big flick.
Lu Bixing did not move: "This should be the problem of unreasonable teaching materials and course syllabus. Before, I brought a few students in private. I officially started the school in the first year, and I have no experience. Next time I encounter this situation, everyone can timely When it comes to teaching meetings, we can revise it at any time."
"Principal Lu," said the mecha operation director, "do you know how much an elementary degree certificate costs?"
The eighth galaxy education system is different from other places. It is relatively simple. It is only divided into two grades: "elementary" and "higher". Elementary is the basic teaching. It is enough to study for 15 years in public schools. You can also take a certificate at the location. After obtaining a primary education certificate, you can participate in vocational training, choose employment, or choose to continue research and enter the higher education stage.
Of course, higher education is not a choice. In the entire eighth galaxy, a total of eighteen planets have residents. There are only eleven institutions of higher learning, six of which have closed down, leaving only the bare school sites and two or three security guards. One, to prevent homeless and criminals from using schools as dens.
Most people probably don't know what college looks like.
Going to school is useless - this is the common sense of the eighth galaxy.
Under this circumstance, in the first year of Xinghai College, more than 100 students came to apply, and in the second year, more than 300 application materials were received, and there was even such a thing as the "acceptance rate". One of the great miracles of the eighth galaxy. The miracle was born not because Principal Lu was exceptionally handsome, but because according to legend, the backstage of Xinghai Academy was the fourth brother.
This is, after all, an era when universities want to hug hooligans.
"Thirty bucks for a fake certificate, guaranteed quality, plus an extra 108, you can customize a full set of application materials, the application package - do you want to see the fourth brother? Do you want to enter the black hole? As long as 138, you can't buy it at a disadvantage. You can't be fooled," said the president of the School of Information Science, "yes, it was the group of people who dropped out of our school."
Lu Bixing: ""
The dean of design was born with a very sad brow. At this moment, the brow drooped down and became more and more worried: "Principal Lu, the students you recruited are all here to watch the gentleman, so forget it, you are still an illiterate bastard. Although we are committed to being gardeners, it is too hard for us to plant an entire garden of live mice.”
Lu Bixing quickly calculated the cost of selling himself, smiled and started pretending: "I can't say that, every great road is full of thorns at the beginning, every sage was once regarded as a fool who moved mountains, the old saying goes Clouds 'Only the road to hell is paved with flowers of goodwill', isn't predicament the only way to reach your dreams?"
The three principals hung their heads together like eggplants beaten by three frosts. The principal's sour chicken soup was really hard to swallow.
Lu Bixing: "I know you are working hard, so I decided to give all faculty and staff a salary increase this year, and no one has a 20% increase."
The eggplants quietly sprout new buds and rejuvenate a little.
Lu Bixing played two roles by himself, singing red face and black face, when he said this, his face became cold again: "According to incomplete statistics, the dropout rate of elementary schools on the planets of the eighth galaxy is as high as 90%. The vast majority of people in the materials did not have primary education, and their certificates are fake. I know that, but dropping out of school is not necessarily voluntary. How do you know that there are no students here who do everything possible to seize the glimmer of hope? Colleagues, Do you know that on the same world, in other galaxies not far from us, elementary education is no longer required?"
"The Garden of Eden" did not know who responded.
"The Garden of Eden," Lu Bixing stood up, with his hands behind his back, talking eloquently, "the children in the Garden of Eden will have the basic knowledge directly instilled into their memory by Jingwang before they are ten years old. They call this 'painless learning'. Sleeping in the nutrition barn for a month, just like enlightenment, naturally grasping knowledge, can you imagine? They don’t have to recite and forget repeatedly like us, go back and forth, go back and forth, search hard and can’t find anyone to guide. You dislike the poor foundation of students. From this perspective, every one of us here has a poor foundation. We lost at the starting line when we were born, but so what? We can revise the teaching materials, bit by bit, slowly Teach, let students learn slowly. If you give up others at every turn, are you worthy of your once troubled and confused self?"
There was silence in the conference room, and I don't know if it was stunned by Principal Lu's concern for the country and the people, or because of the salary increase, his conscience found out.
Lu Bixing looked around and felt that he had convinced people with reason, so he kept the tone of worrying about the country and the people, and dismissed the meeting to prepare for the opening ceremony. He found a place where no one was around, and quickly observed his appearance against the glass in the corner - wide shoulders, narrow waist, strict formal attire, neatly combed back, forehead ready to participate in the interstellar forehead beauty pageant, and a straight Good facial features, is really a handsome and handsome man.
Then, the handsome man tried to laugh at the glass for a while, and tried the "no teeth, twirl the corners of the mouth", the "eight teeth" standard way of laughing, and the "eight teeth" standard way of laughing, and between the two, "only show the corners of the mouth" A side of teeth" reserved laugh.
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The three ways of laughing have their own merits and are all beautiful. Lu Meinan suffers from choice phobia. After a rigorous comparison, although he really wants to show his white teeth, he feels that it is more suitable to be reserved. As the principal, I had to settle for the next best thing and chose option three.
When everything was ready, he took the most casual gesture, turned around the teaching building, and walked towards the auditorium.
Stepping on the threshold of the auditorium, Lu Bixing put one hand in his trouser pocket and nodded to everyone who greeted him, but he thought, "Is he coming?"
On this beautiful planet where bumpkins are everywhere, Lu Bixing probably has the vision to know that Zhanlu is not a human, because the average IQ of the artificial intelligence is probably less than 80. It is really difficult to regard Zhanlu and them as the same species.
Lu Bixing also knows that Lin is not a person from the eight galaxies, and he is definitely not an extraterritorial interstellar pirate. Lu Bixing has followed the Cyclops since he was a child, and he has seen many interstellar pirates. Those people are like wandering vultures. The ferocity, I'm not like them.
Talking about "Eden" the day before, Zhan Lu tried to correct some of his imaginations about the first galaxy twice, but was interrupted by Lin. In fact, Lu Bixing just pretended not to notice. The reason why he and Lin became friends is because of this. Point to know what to turn a blind eye.
Lu Bixing met Lin when he was running away from home. At that time, he happened to be near the β star in Beijing. Before deciding whether to land or not, he encountered a drift bottle, an ecological cabin.
At that time, it didn't have any signs. It was spinning quietly outside the lifeless artificial atmosphere of Beijing Beta Star, as delicate as a visitor from another dimension. The minimalist shell design was enough to turn any scientific researcher into a stalker. , followed the ecological capsule of unknown origin and circled the Beijing β star three times, knowing that fishing for unknown objects in the universe is an unpopular suicide method, but still couldn't help but make this big death.
The entire fishing process lasted for nearly three hours. After catching it, Lu Bixing discovered that the ecological cabin was equipped with a strict encryption system. Once it was forcibly broken through by an external force, it would immediately trigger a nuclear self-destruction, and the jade would burn.
This exquisite ecological cabin may contain a big secret or a deadly virus. In either case, it is a dangerous item. According to the way of thinking of normal people, you should immediately take this thing and put it there. far from it.
But Master Lu is obviously not a normal person.
As a scientist with a lot of money, Young Master Lu was not curious about what was in the eco-cabin, nor did he want to see it, but he fell in love with the provocative encryption system on the eco-cabin at first sight, and immediately forgot his poems and the distance, full of interest It took him more than two months to battle wits and courage with the encryption system, and he defeated the "Sphinx" in danger.
When Lu Bixing was happy, he wrote an exuberant interstellar voyage diary with two bottles of whiskey, recording his feats. After writing in the diary, he also drank too much. He stumbled without leaving a single one, and knocked open the door of the ecological hatch. The box opened with a bang, and Lu Bixing's drunkenness almost evaporated with his gallbladder.
He rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes again, and sat on the ground for five minutes, making sure he wasn't hallucinating—
The eco-cabin lives alone.
Lu Bixing hurriedly took a lot of hangover pills and went to check the person in the ecological cabin. He found that the person's vital signs had dropped to the lowest level, and a decorative manipulator was buckled on his arm, which should be some kind of artificial intelligence. .
Low vital signs can save lives in extreme environments, but it will cause irreversible damage over time. Lu Bixing doesn't know how long this "Sleeping Beauty" has been hibernating. He is afraid that he will fall asleep and turn over all his medical equipment. . However, the medicines used by this "foreign visitor" to reduce his vital signs are not common, and the medical equipment cannot be identified. Lu Bixing is not a doctor, so he does not dare to use the arousing agent that is not symptomatic without authorization. He can only give him nutrient solution every day. Wake up with microcurrent.
On the third day, "Sleeping Beauty"'s eyelids moved slightly, and Lu Bixing tried to talk to him, but he didn't respond.
Lu Bixing had nothing to do, picked up a dozen books, buzzed in the ear of "Sleeping Beauty", read from the advanced mecha design theory to the history of the earth, and finally read a three-vulgar Xiaohuang about dozens of goblins fighting Wen - This time, his audience finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened their eyes.
Lu Bixing's righteous thoughts went to a more intense place. The climate in the space travel mecha cabin was dry. As soon as Lin opened his eyes, he saw two lines of nosebleeds gushing down.
Lin's awakening agent was in Zhan Lu, and Zhan Lu was not full of energy at that time and could not be activated. There is no awakening agent, and it is very painful for those who are awakened by Lu Bixing by mistake. At first, they are like mummies, only the eyes can move, and they need to be soaked in the nutrient solution for several months to gradually restore their limbs. This is how Master Lu knows. I got into trouble myself, so I had to work hard as a male nurse.
In the empty and dark universe, he spent more than three months with Lin Chaoxi, who was "incapacitated" and forged an indescribable friendship.
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