Imperfections

Chapter 9: Do you teach how to pick up girls and flirt with guys?

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The auditorium is magnificent, and the vast dome is an artificial sky that can be faked into the real one. If you want a clear sky, you will have a clear sky, and if you want the stars and the sea, you will have the stars and sea. Look, those fluorescent flashes are like a meteor shower whizzing back and forth.

However, although the decoration of the auditorium is high-end and atmospheric, the "flesh" piled up in it at this time is almost meaningless.

The opening ceremony is about to begin, and the four students have already taken their seats. All the students are heroes, and everyone is a good brush to cause trouble. It seems that they are not here to study, but to provoke trouble.

The thorns and the thorns are together, and inevitably they are bound to each other—

On the southeast viewing platform, a boy with a big shoulder and a round waist was too lazy to go inside, refused to go to his seat, and sat on the outermost side, which soon caused a fight, and some onlookers shouted, causing the conflict to escalate rapidly. The entire viewing platform was pulled into an unorganized and undisciplined group fight.

On the northwest corner, a girl was rubbed by a hooligan classmate. Without saying a word, she took out a laser gun from her bag, shot it out, and ripped open the seats in the auditorium. Everyone was shocked. , almost caused a stampede, the security robot quickly came to stop it, and found that the laser gun was still homemade.

There is a person in the viewing area in the middle of the auditorium, who insists on the principle of talking and not doing anything. He brought a miniature loudspeaker into the venue, hacked into the audio system of the auditorium, borrowed the 360-degree surround sound of the auditorium, and roared in shock. With a voice: "John Wu, I will kill you!"

"John Wu" doesn't know who Fangsheng is. Anyway, his voice is considered to have established the three-vulgar atmosphere of the entire opening ceremony. Laughter is everywhere. The three deans in the front row lead a group of pedantic teachers, sitting in the middle of the school, like a The old Tang monk who was trapped in Pansi Cave.

Lu Bixing looked at his eyes full of chickens and dogs, and his mental state was very stable, because Principal Lu always believed that geniuses like others do not need to be taught by others, and self-taught is enough.

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He swept his eyes to the empty VIP seat and sighed to himself—the fourth brother didn't come.

However, since the opening of the school, Principal Lu has not let the bear students out of a heart attack. Of course, he has a big heart. He quickly thought about it again—the fourth brother came, which was a big surprise, and the fourth brother didn't come, it was a matter of course, he had no loss.

Lu Bixing, who had quickly adjusted himself, stepped onto the podium without changing his face, and in a roar that could lift the dome up, he shone abnormally.

The lights of the auditorium suddenly dimmed, leaving only a bunch of them on the podium. The podium slowly rose into the air, and the dome was replaced with a scene of galaxies. The stars slowly rotated, and as far as the eye could see, they stretched out endlessly.

Lu Bixing was on the podium calmly - although no one paid any attention to him.

"Dear Classmates"

"Bang", a student on the auditorium closest to the podium was directly pushed down. Then, the loud swearing and scolding overwhelmed the sound of the auditorium, and the bottom of the podium became a battlefield.

The violent mecha operation dean suddenly got up and was about to leave the table.

Lu Bixing temporarily shut up, took out a pair of headphones and buckled it on his head, and stepped on the platform with his toes regularly. The sound of the entire auditorium hummed loudly, and all the teachers and students became dice. The dice in the cup, all those who were dishonestly sitting in their seats, fell to their knees.

The auditorium was silent for a short time.

Lu Bixing took off the headset and continued without changing his face: "Hello everyone, welcome to Xinghai Academy. I know you want to beat me now, but I'm sorry, you can't reach. I also know that you are planning to wait for me to go down. Hands-on - my speech will take about fifteen minutes, and you can give it a good fifteen minutes to consider whether you really want to beat the principal, after all, as of yesterday, the largest shareholder of our school has become a black hole."

Hearing this, the teachers and staff in the front row bowed their heads in mourning together, feeling that their salaries had been sullied by the stinky hooligans.

Principal Lu was not ashamed, but proud, and continued to talk: "I will be with my colleagues and accompany you through the next few years—perhaps the most important years in your life."

The boy who had just hacked into the PA system suddenly interrupted: "Principal, do you teach how to pick up girls and flirt with guys?"

Lu Bixing replied without changing his face: "It seems that this is a student who blooms on both sides and steps on the boat with eight feet. I suggest everyone here to remember this sound and take strict precautions in the future. In addition, your suggestion is good, and we will offer related electives in the future. Lesson, focusing on how to avoid the scumbags in the love scene."

The boy used the megaphone to grab the words again: "Then do you teach how to make a lot of money?"

"Of course," Lu Bixing replied without thinking, "otherwise, where do you think the money for building the auditorium came from?"

The hozens did not expect him to be so frank, and the auditorium was silent for a moment.

"The best mecha designers are hard to find, black and white are kneeling to give money, but they can't get it; and if you want to join the army, do interstellar smuggling of 10,000 profits, or become a gold medalist, you must You have to be an expert in mecha operation; not to mention information technology," Lu Bixing, the boy who kept interrupting, "what do you call your classmates?"

"White."

"White, if the classmates next to you have money, they will definitely be willing to spend some money to buy the small audio equipment you have hacked into the auditorium, but" Lu Bixing said, kicking lightly on the podium, a transparent screen popped up, and he hung in the air. The fingers quickly entered a string of codes, and the noise from the loudspeaker disappeared immediately.

"Sorry, you talk too much, and you should give others a chance." Lu Bixing's voice fell, and a fluorescent light suddenly scurried around the auditorium. He gave a sculptural finger, and the fluorescent light stopped. , landed under a seat in the corner, and turned into a small arrow, pointing to the person on the seat.

Everyone turned their heads in unison, and Lu Bixing nodded, "This classmate, you can try to say something."

The girl pointed by the fluorescent light whispered "Fuck me", the loudspeaker immediately dutifully advertised it, and there was a burst of laughter in the auditorium.

"Laughter," the girl who was called scolded rudely, she didn't hesitate, let her say it, and asked loudly, "Principal, you nerds are full of money and money, and your speech is not pure at all."

"It's very simple, because poverty has a higher mortality rate than stupidity." Principal Lu, who had just sold himself, answered sincerely, "Next."

The next question was very sharp. The random person opened his mouth and asked, "The backstage of your school is really a black hole? Why did I stay here for a year last year and never saw my fourth brother?"

With his mouth full of aircraft armor, Principal Lu rarely got stuck, and then he continued to flicker without blushing and heartbeat: "It depends."

He didn't say this, the back door of the auditorium suddenly opened, and a group of people walked in very arrogantly along the VIP passage, as if they were here to kick the hall.

The first man was covered with a long coat with a very hard texture. The thick and hard coat could not create the special effect of "rolling the robe". His coat was ankle-length, and it was easy to wear it like a man without a waist and no legs. Poke, but maybe it's because the man is tall, maybe it's because of the natural curvature and strength of his shoulders and back when he walks. Wearing such a suit, it doesn't seem to violate the harmony at all, as if he was born accustomed to wearing this kind of armor-like coat.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he walked without raising his head, as if no one else was there, and all the men and women behind him consciously fell behind him a few steps.

There were whispers, and some people recognized the identities of several "followers".

"Isn't that Miss Petunia?"

"Penny? Who?"

"You're from the country, it's her, fuck, she's looking at me!"

"Who is that person in front?"

"not"

"Shh-"

"Shh" sounded like a tidal wave, and the auditorium, which had just been boiling, was swept over by the tide once, and it fell silent.

The VIP passage has its own lights, and a cluster of light falling from the top of the auditorium caught up to the approaching person unhurriedly. The man in the long coat looked up, his dark gray eyes looked at Lu Bixing from a distance, and he said hello and walked away. seated.

When Lin glanced over, Lu Bixing felt that the three-inch tongue was a little stiff for no reason, so he finally added the second half of his sentence: "It's fate."

The lights chasing people scattered like fireworks, and the figure of the fourth brother disappeared into the dark. In the auditorium that suddenly became silent, Lu Bixing was extremely happy and sad, and forgot his words for a while.

But with all the attention, he couldn't be embarrassed to be silent. Lu Bixing pressed his cufflinks while no one was paying attention, and immediately a layer of invisible film appeared on his eyes, with a spare speech prepared for him by his teacher. : "Xinghai Academy may not allow you to achieve any academic achievements, and many of you may not be able to make money from what you have learned in school because of poor academic skills or bad luck. If there is no money and glory, What else can the school give you?"

"In this era, our average life expectancy has reached 300 years, and we have two hundred years of youth, which is close to immortality, and historical data shows that every ten years or even five years, our lives will usher in an earth-shaking change. In this era, individual talent and effort sometimes seem trivial, and whether you are proud or disappointed depends on where the tide of the times rushes you. In your long life, you may experience countless successes and nothingness.”

The fourth brother was looking around for the ashtray with the cigarette in his hand. Just as Zhan Lu was about to reach out to pick it up, Penny had already prepared and handed over an ashtray.

Penny didn't know that Zhan Lu was not alive, and had always been very opinionated about him. Because Zhan Lu is also a big man with a tall man, he sticks to his fourth brother every day as a "little white face", and he often does such shameless things as kneeling and licking, which hurts his eyes.

Fourth brother didn't save her face, he nodded to her and thanked her.

"Master Lu, where did this speech come from?" Penny started casually.

The fourth brother politely made a listening gesture: "Huh?"

"A change every five years? Since I was born, this ghost place is this half-dead ghost. And the average life expectancy is three hundred years - the average of people other than the eighth galaxy? I was called to send him to the end, more than half of the rubbish that I grew up with is dead now, thanks to my fourth brother, I have almost reached the average life expectancy."

"You're not old." Fourth brother said without raising his eyelids. After a while, he might feel that his answer was too perfunctory and indifferent, so he added, "If you were in the capital city, it is said that a little girl like you hasn't married yet. ."

Penny laughed "pochi", and quietly poked out a pair of hooks from the corner of her eyes: "Although I'm not a little girl, and I'm not married yet, is there still room for a woman in fourth brother's place?"

The fourth brother's eyes moved, he didn't say yes or no, he lowered his head and took a long puff of cigarette, sucking the remaining half of the cigarette almost to the bone, covering his mouth, and stopped talking.

The fourth brother is not a moody person, and he can even be considered reasonable, otherwise Lu Bixing would have been beaten to death by him. He seems to want to save his temper and use it on the edge of the knife. He generally doesn't care about ordinary trivial matters. If he doesn't like to hear it, he pretends not to hear it.

Penny understood what he meant from his silence, her eyes dimmed, and the corners of her mouth curved like a forced smile, forcing herself to turn her head to look at Principal Lu who was pouring chicken soup on the podium.

Principal Lu's speech has come to an end: "I hope that you will be on the cusp of the storm in the future, don't get carried away, think about the boundless learning in the academy, when you sink into the underwater undercurrent, don't go down with the sand and sand, think about the college's The foundation stone of your soul."

Lu Bixing paused and glanced at the last sentence of the speech. He really didn't want to miss it, because he felt that he would be embarrassed, but his eyes glanced at the audience. Immediately I knew who this sour text fake vinegar came from.

Lu Bixing and the old dean looked at each other for a second, lost the battle silently, and resignedly recited his heartfelt words for the old man: "My classmates, I hope you will remember from now on that knowledge is more precious than money. What is more precious than knowledge is endless curiosity, and what is more precious than curiosity is the starry sky above us.”

The students were partly "dead wood" and partly "wall of dung". After hearing this, they were silent for two seconds, and they burst into a burst of laughter. They all felt that Principal Lu's pretense was too routine.

Lu Bixing himself had no choice but to smile, and went back and added: "The cost of this star dome is 6 million. Before the completion of the mecha laboratory, it was the most expensive thing in the school. Please show some respect, and the school rules are the first. Article, it is forbidden to bring lethal weapons into the auditorium in the future!"

Under the stage, the white-haired old dean got up, hunched his back, and left the seat along the edge of the auditorium.

After the opening ceremony, Lu Bixing failed to find the fourth brother. They seemed to have stepped on the spot to the town, and they disappeared quietly after completing the mission.

Lu Bixing was inexplicably a little disappointed, but before he could understand it carefully, he encountered the biggest crisis since the establishment of the school - the dean of the three colleges and sixteen outstanding faculty members under his command collectively expressed that he was a mortal body and could not bear the responsibility of Principal Lu. Heaven has sent him a great responsibility, let him hire another brilliant man.

On the first day of school, Principal Lu was fired by all the staff and became a bare principal.

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