In The Name Of Fang

Chapter 30: Dating

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For those who study medicine, "banlangen cures all diseases" is a joke. Although Si Jun would also say such strange witticisms as "Your mouth is like a kitten", he would never make such jokes suddenly.

Could it be that the mysterious oriental herbal medicine really has miraculous effects that he didn't know about? Xia Yuzhou tried to ask, "Is Banlangen an ingredient in a magic potion?"

Si Jun: "...No, it's just to prevent colds."

The corner of Xia Yuzhou's mouth twitched: "Do you still remember that you are a Western medicine doctor?"

Si Jun: "Then can you persuade them to get the flu shot now?"

Xia Yuzhou: "It doesn't seem to be possible."

Si Jun sighed and explained in detail.

Mosquitoes that have dispersed cannot be guaranteed to be resolved in a short period of time, and can only be killed slowly. A large number of sick mosquitoes exploded at the moment when not all werewolf species died. People on the road at dusk should have already been infected. They can only rely on improving their own resistance to prevent colds. Of course, there is a high probability that they cannot be prevented.

Traditional Chinese medicines such as Banlangen usually have no effect on preventing colds, unless people can predict that they will catch a cold within three days and drink it immediately. So, talk is better than nothing.

"Okay..." According to this, the disease caused by flu mosquitoes is common flu. Xia Yuzhou thought for a while, "If the disease can't be cured, the mosquitoes must be killed, right?"

Think about those densely packed mosquitoes I saw in the mirror. If I don’t kill them, they will definitely harm people all the time, and the flu on the evening road will be gone.

"Yeah." Si Jun responded, and there was no further text.

Xia Yuzhou gritted his teeth. The half-baked experience of mosquito control he learned from his childhood friends may not be enough to deal with so many sick mosquitoes: "Then you see, should someone be sent here..."

Si Jun interrupted his proposal and said decisively: "At ten o'clock in the evening, wait for me in front of AO Square."

Xia Yuzhou: "Huh?"

Seeing that he had doubts, Si Jun added: "That's the nearest hunting spot."

No, the lord came in person, is the situation so serious? Xia Yuzhou had an intuition that he couldn't ask this question, otherwise Si Jun would definitely be angry, so he had no choice but to agree.

After hanging up the phone, Xia Yuzhou immediately went to the pharmacy to buy a box of Banlangen. The pharmacy owner gave him another box in pain. After all, he had just put up a buy-one-get-one promotion sign. He didn't attract many customers, so he took advantage of it all.

Xia Yuzhou thanked the boss, took out a big bag and handed it to him: "This is for you."

The pharmacy owner sniffed: "Why, how about a kickback?"

"Where, every neighbor has it. You can't just give it away because you are a drug seller." Xia Yuzhou carried a box of banlangen and gave it to the neighbors in the neighborhood door to door, saying that the clinic will open soon, and he is waiting for the support of the neighbors. .

The dental clinic is the most uncompetitive store on this street, and everyone has always been friendly to the clinic. Xia Yuzhou walked around and met the neighbors on the whole street. After distributing two boxes of Banlangen, instead of empty hands, there are even more things to hold.

"What is this?" The son came over curiously.

Oden from the convenience store, shoe polish from the shoe store, clothes hangers from the clothing store... and a bouquet of chrysanthemums from the flower shop. The light purple Dutch chrysanthemums are wrapped in a bunch of old newspaper flower paper, which matches the pastoral decoration in front of the clinic.

Xia Yuzhou stuffed the oden to his son, picked up the bouquet of chrysanthemums and put them on the top of the mailbox, and looked at them from a distance, very satisfied.

Chen Mo stuffed a fish ball into his mouth: "This neighbor is not very friendly."

Xia Yuzhou: "Why are you so unfriendly after giving away so many things?"

The son pointed at the bouquet of flowers with a bamboo stick: "Gay Zi, little chrysanthemum, the owner is implying that he knows your secret."

Xia Yuzhou: "...you think too much, simple working people don't have this kind of logic. Besides, Dad, I'm a straight man."

"Huh?" Chen Mo swallowed what was in his mouth, and took out a small letter with a golden cover and wax seal from his pocket, "Do you still want the date invitation from my ex-boyfriend's father? It was sent by an errand boy just now. "

What ex-boyfriend dad!

Xia Yuzhou knocked his son on the head and took the letter. The small envelope was only the size of a palm, the same as the one He Yu received last time. The seal is silver wax varnish and stamped with the banjo logo. Open it and see that there is a piece of hard letter paper folded very skillfully inside, which is the size of an envelope without any gaps. The letter paper was unfolded, and three lines of very beautiful pen characters were written:

Ten o'clock at night after moonrise

Looking forward to seeing you at AO Plaza

Si Jun

"..." How did this guy manage to write about mosquito killing as if he was going on a date.

When Xia Yuzhou saw Si Jun at ten o'clock in the evening, he couldn't make any complaints. AO Square is the square in front of the AO mall. The store closes at nine o'clock and clears at half past nine, and by this time the lights have been completely turned off. A streamlined silver sports car was parked under the street lights, and a slender man leaned quietly beside the car, holding a beautiful retro glass lamp in his hand, really looking like he was on a date.

Xia Yuzhou, who came here on a shared bicycle, looked at his sweatshirt, sweatpants, and Sijun's high-end suit and bow tie, and wanted to turn around and leave.

"Hey, why are you here so early?" Xia Yuzhou locked the bicycle, walked over with the plastic bag hanging on the handlebar, and greeted the lord. It's not even ten o'clock, he thought he was early, but he didn't expect the lord to wait in advance, which doesn't fit his status at all.

Si Jun straightened his body and straightened his cuffs: "I'm asking you out, of course I won't make you wait." I'm asking you out...

won't keep you waiting...

Xia Yuzhou was stunned for a moment, not even noticing that the plastic bag in his hand was taken by Si Jun. He hadn't paid attention to this detail before, after all, he was the one who asked Si Jun most of the time, and the precious Young Master Si reluctantly agreed. Thinking about the few times that Si Jun took the initiative to invite him, it was indeed Si Jun who arrived first.

Well, on September 18th...

"What's the matter?" Si Jun took two steps, and found that Xia Yuzhou hadn't followed, and turned to look at him.

"Oh." Xia Yuzhou came back, walked quickly and followed Si Jun to the backlight.

The exterior wall of the shopping mall is made of golden mirror glass and is five stories high. There is no subway entrance or overpass on the square, and there are few pedestrians after the gate is closed at night, making it a very suitable hunting place.

Si Jun stood by the wall and lifted up the plastic bag: "What's in it?"

"A tool for killing mosquitoes." Xia Yuzhou said absently, and opened the plastic bag to show him. Electric mosquito swatters, insecticides, ultraviolet mosquito killer lamps, and a few dry batteries.

Si Jun looked at it for a long time: "These are useless in the mirror, they can't hit mosquitoes."

"Really, I was thinking of bringing it here for a try." Xia Yuzhou scratched his head, ready to take the bag and throw it on the ground.

Si Jun's hand holding the bag suddenly moved away, which made Xia Yuzhou catch him and almost fell into his arms.

Xia Yuzhou looked at him suspiciously.

Si Jun lowered his eyes and said, "If you want to try it, just try it." He said, pierced his fingertips and drew a simple symbol of Shiqin on the glass, and stepped in directly.

Xia Yuzhou looked at the blood-colored zither, which was quite symmetrical from left to right, and felt that it was a waste, so he stingily placed a small spot next to it.

The world in the mirror is the mirror surface of reality.

This is also AO Square, the fountain on the steps and the merry-go-round in the center of the square are all there, but there is an extra crescent moon. The bright moonlight coated the entire square with silver frost, and when it fell on Si Jun's bow tie, there were dots of splinters.

If there is music at this time, it is very suitable for dancing a waltz.

Si Jun hung the horse lantern on the fence of the carousel. This lamp was obviously more advanced than the one the kid was holding. At first glance, it was made of pure glass, but when the lamp was turned on, it was found that both sides were made of silver metal. Thin silver wires are coiled into intricate and gorgeous patterns, and the glass lampshade is firmly fixed.

The faint blue light passes through the mirror and is projected into the real world. Xia Yuzhou watched Sijun fiddling with the horse lantern in a slow manner, and the plastic bag with the words "Dafa Supermarket" next to it was also hung up smoothly, and took a deep breath: "Sijun, can I ask you a question?"

"What?" Si Jun put down the lamp and turned to look at him.

Xia Yuzhou stepped forward and walked in front of him, staring into those blue eyes: "You said just now that you will not let me wait for you to make an appointment, right?"

Si Jun nodded: "Of course."

The hands in the trouser pockets were slowly clenched, Xia Yuzhou: "So far, have you never been late?"

Si Jun frowned slightly, thought carefully: "No."

The two-word answer, although slow, was decisive. Xia Yuzhou's breathing became rapid in an instant: "Then, on September 18th, you asked me to meet at 7 pm, why were you late?"

He arrived at seven o'clock on time that day, and he didn't see Si Jun after waiting for half an hour, only waiting for the disaster to come.

A trace of bewilderment flashed in the blue eyes, Si Jun: "Why do I ask you to meet?"

Xia Yuzhou: "You send me a text message and ask me to meet."

Si Jun's eyes sharpened suddenly: "Impossible, I didn't contact you before you called me that day."

"That… "

Without saying a word, Xia Yuzhou was suddenly pulled into Si Jun's arms and turned around on the spot. The silver saber was struck, and there were three crisp sounds of "Ding Ding Ding", and in a blink of an eye, three large mosquitoes rushed in in the shape of a character, and were picked up by the sword.

"Om—" The saber hit the hard long mouth, but it couldn't hurt the mosquito. The three mosquitoes were scattered and came from different angles.

Si Jun stood still, lowered the tip of the sword lightly, then stabbed horizontally, slashed vertically, and then raised the sword obliquely backward, lightly and silently.

Three mosquito corpses rustled down, and then more mosquitoes popped out of their mouths from the mirror. Countless sharp mouths, like black nails on a nail board, came neatly from the ground.

"Fuck! What kind of lamp are you, so fierce!" Xia Yuzhou took off the cuff buttons on his undershirt, and flicked it twice to turn it into a saber.

"What kind of text message?" Si Jun asked persistently as if he didn't see those pointed lips.

"Just ask me to meet at the Express Hotel in Star Plaza at 7 o'clock," Xia Yuzhou Hengjian said in front of him, watching countless mosquitoes coming all over the sky, the sound of their wings vibrating was like a roaring tsunami, which made people have a splitting headache, so they could only shout , "Let's talk about it later!"

Si Jun tightly clenched his wrist, gnashed his teeth and said every word: "Quick! Quick! Wine! Shop! How could I invite you to an express hotel!"

Noble blood, how could you ask your loved one to meet in a cheap fast hotel!

"How the hell do I know! Is this the point?" Xia Yuzhou collapsed, "Kill the mosquitoes first, bastard!"