In The Name Of Fang

Chapter 74: stereotypes

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Xia Yuzhou couldn't help laughing when he heard the title "The Lord's Wife", and poked Si Jun's head with his finger: "Now I'm calling the Lord's wife, isn't it the Lord's lover?"

Si Jun was shaken by his poke, but he didn't realize that he was being bullied because of his dull senses, he just wondered why he was shaking, and reached out to grab the armrest of the seat to stabilize his body. But because he couldn't see clearly, he grabbed Xia Yuzhou's hand instead of grabbing it a few times. He put his arms up very naturally, like an empress dowager whose arms are being held by a court lady.

Xia Yuzhou watched it amusingly, and couldn't help teasing him: "The wife of the lord should share a room with the lord, why do you need to clean up another room? You two need to sleep together."

Si Jun shook his head, uncontrollably, exaggeratedly, like a dog throwing water in the bath: "I'm angry with him, so I won't sleep with him."

Yo ha! Set to dry goods! Xia Yuzhou held back his laughter: "Why are you angry with him?"

Si Jun: "He dropped my chocolate."

Xia Yuzhou: "Is it just because of the chocolate? He left without saying goodbye, and hasn't heard from him for five years."

Si Jun couldn't figure out what "leave without saying goodbye" meant, but he roughly knew what he was talking about: "Ron, don't mention anything else. Let him make me chocolates. I'll forgive you if I make enough chocolates." he."

Patients with confused thinking are not confused at all when they mention the number 36, one is not more and the other is not.

Xia Yuzhou was stunned, why didn't he mention anything else? Because of leaving without saying goodbye, breaking off friendship in five years, suspicion, Zhou Shu's reprimand and humiliation, any other conflict is much more serious than breaking chocolate. Chocolate is the best solution, which means, the easiest to reconcile.

"You..." Xia Yuzhou wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, and suddenly realized Sijun's behavior pattern.

This person seems to have a particularly strange persistence. He never says what he wants, and sets a behavioral expectation for the other party. If the other party meets this expectation, he will act.

For example, he gave Xia Yuzhou a task every day to deliver chocolates. After giving away enough 36 pieces, Si Jun will directly reconcile with Xia Yuzhou on the grounds of "Since you apologized so sincerely, then I will forgive you".

For example, when I was in school, I accompanied Xia Yuzhou to study every day. When Xia Yuzhou finally couldn't bear it and said that he was responsible, Si Jun appeared at the door of the classroom the next day with red jujube tea.

"Then, what will you tell him after you forgive him?" Xia Yuzhou tugged at Si Jun's hair.

Si Jun was silent, not sure if he was thinking or didn't understand.

Xia Yuzhou waited patiently for a while, but when he didn't arrive, he wanted to ask something else. Unexpectedly, Si Jun suddenly raised his hand to touch his face, the movement was very slow, and he touched it after shaking twice: "Don't be afraid, I have taken the territory back, and no one can hurt you." "The territory..." Xia Yuzhou suddenly became short of breath Get up, "You mean, this territory was robbed for me?" Regarding the deeds of the youngest lord, he has heard from no less than ten blood races, and what they said is similar. The 20-year-old young nobleman directly threw his gloves at the patriarch of the Sixteenth Clan and demanded the right to the territory. So handsome, so heroic. But no one has ever said why he suddenly snatched the territory.

Xia Yuzhou pinched Si Jun's shoulder and tried to ask a few more questions: "Who wants to hurt me? Why can I be fine if I grab the territory?"

However, after Si Jun said such a logical sentence, he became confused again, and made a silent gesture to signal Xia Yuzhou to stop talking. Looking left and right, he asked nervously, "Where is this? Where is Yuzhou? I saw him just now."

"This is a dental clinic. You are here to extract your teeth. Sit still and don't move." Xia Yuzhou had no choice but to continue coaxing him.

"Dentistry!" Si Jun's eyes widened, "What about the doctor? He hasn't pulled out my teeth yet."

Because a lot of hemostatic cotton was stuffed in the mouth, the mouth could not be closed, and saliva kept overflowing. Xia Yuzhou took out two tissues and wiped the corners of his mouth, his tone was much gentler than before: "The doctor is busy coaxing his boyfriend."

Si Jun frowned, as if he was very dissatisfied with the doctor's unprofessional behavior: "Then you go and remind him, Si Jun's tooth hasn't been pulled yet."

Xia Yuzhou pretended to glance at the diagnosis and treatment form: "Well, but the registration book says Si Junjun."

Si Jun was dumbfounded: "Nonsense, that's the name of the junior."

Taking out his phone and turning on the camera function, Xia Yuzhou cleared his throat: "Hey, tell me, the doctor is here before Junjun's teeth are pulled out."

Si Jun frowned even tighter, looking very embarrassed.

"Say it quickly, or your anesthetic will pass." Xia Yuzhou urged with a sullen smile.

The lord hesitated for a while, then reluctantly said: "Junjun's teeth..."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha!" Before Si Jun could speak, Xia Yuzhou couldn't help laughing, and praised Si Jun's face with one hand, "Jun Jun is so good, the doctor will pull your tooth right away. Come on, brother kiss .”

Jun Jun accepted the compliment, but refused to kiss, because kissing is a very serious matter: "No."

Xia Yuzhou: "I'm Xia Yuzhou."

Si Jun hesitated for a moment: "That's fine."

"My Buddha God is dark!" Xia Yuzhou covered his heart, "No, I am a dentist with professional ethics, and I must never molest|molest patients!"

Anesthesia was given intravenously, and he woke up quickly.

When Si Jun woke up, it was just lunch time.

Si Jun sat up, the pain from the wound caused by the disappearance of the anesthetic made him wake up quickly. The first thing you see is an old but clean room with complete furniture and simple furnishings. The place where she woke up was not the treatment table, but Xia Yuzhou's bedroom.

When he was in college, Xia Yuzhou brought him here, and he was lucky enough to enter this room.

The room at that time was much messier than it is now, with basketballs and footballs rolling on the floor, remote-controlled cars and gadgets on the bookshelves, and celebrity posters on the walls. The posters are still stacked. It is said that the posters used to be female celebrities. After the two got together, Xia Yuzhou realized that he was gay, so he replaced it with a male celebrity. But Xia Yuzhou's aesthetics is really not flattering, the male star he posted is a famous comedian.

"A comedian is also a star." Xia Yuzhou explained it this way.

Now there are only a few books on the bookshelf, and all the messy gadgets are gone. Fortunately, the poster on the wall is still there. The comedian is wearing a mandarin jacket and holding an allegro, grinning at him.

Si Jun walked over, hesitated for a moment, and gently lifted the untaped side of the poster. He suddenly wondered who the female star this guy liked in high school was.

A corner of the poster was turned up, revealing a chubby and festive face with dimples - a famous female comedian.

Si Jun: "..."

Fine.

Si Jun left the bedroom and didn't see Xia Yuzhou, so he went to the bathroom to clean his hands and face. When I came to the living room, I respectfully put incense sticks on Mama Xia.

The sound of "thump, thump, thump" came upstairs, Si Jun turned his head and saw Xia Yuzhou coming up with a glass of water.

"You're awake!" Xia Yuzhou walked over, "I saw that you were not sleeping well, so I carried you upstairs." When the anesthesia is not awake, he needs to be taken care of all the time, and he only needs to go downstairs to get a glass of water. People wake up.

carry upstairs...

Si Jun wanted to purse his lips subconsciously, but found that his lips could not be closed, so he had to give up.

"I wanted to scare you, but I forgot that you were here." Xia Yuzhou looked at the incense sticks curling up in green smoke, "My mother must be very happy to see you."

That weekend, Dad's clinic was doing activities and asked him to go home to help. It was when they were in love, Xia Yuzhou was reluctant to part with Si Jun, so he took him home and told his parents that he was the best friend in school.

"My mother likes you so much, she even made you Maoxuewang without garlic." Xia Yuzhou smacked his lips.

A child like Si Jun who is polite, doesn't talk much, and studies well is the favorite type of all parents. In particular, this person was good-looking, and Xia Yuzhou placed him at the door to attract customers that day, which greatly increased the number of customers.

Mother Xia didn't go to work, so she chatted with Si Jun for a while, and learned that he couldn't eat garlic, so she specially made Maoxuewang without garlic. The Maoxuewang she made was a masterpiece, and she forced three vampires who didn't like to eat to become foodies.

Si Jun nodded in agreement. It was the first time in his life that he ate Maoxuewang, and he thought it was delicious.

However, Zhou Shu, who is used to eating garlic with blood and blood, was very unhappy. He said that it would be a bit fishy if he didn't put garlic, but Xia's mother gagged his mouth with blood tofu and asked him to learn to accommodate customers. Perhaps my brother-in-law's dissatisfaction with him has accumulated since then.

"Hahaha, listen to his nonsense, he drank raw blood happily, and still afraid of blood?" Xia Yuzhou pulled Si Jun downstairs, took out the cotton wool in his mouth, and replaced it with a lighter hemostat.

The blood exuded an irresistible sweet smell, which made Xia Yuzhou's stomach growl.

Si Jun was pinching his chin to change his dressing, and he couldn't help but look up at him when he heard the voice.

"Hey, it's time for dinner, don't be afraid, I don't want to eat." Xia Yuzhou quickly explained.

The son, who was happily sucking on a bucket of instant noodles, choked when he heard this. Without waiting for Xia Yuzhou to look back, he immediately left the gossip scene, squatted on the sofa and ate noodles.

Seeing how delicious his food was, He Qing leaned over to try it, but was mercilessly rejected by the child, and tightly guarded the fork in his hand: "Your family eats meat, while mine is purely vegetarian."

The meaning is obvious, I don't want my fork to be contaminated with human blood. He Qing pursed his lips, and said in a girlish voice: "Cut, I don't want to eat it. If I eat too much instant noodles, I will become stupid."

Chen Mo looked at the industrial-flavored noodles in the bowl and hesitated.

"Son, don't eat, let's eat something delicious." Xia Yuzhou pulled Si Jun out after changing his medicine, and stopped his son from eating instant noodles.

"Okay," Chen Mo immediately put down the bowl, "Let's eat Maoxuewang!"

Si Jun's eyes also lit up, looking at Xia Yuzhou expectantly.

"What kind of bloody food do you eat? You have to eat liquid food." Xia Yuzhou immediately snuffed out this dangerous thought in the cradle, "Let's go have porridge."

Chen Mo picked up the instant noodles again and took a big sip: "Forget it, I'll just eat the noodles."

Xia Yuzhou: "Aren't you afraid that your IQ will drop?"

Chen Mo: "My IQ is 180, if it drops to 179... it's barely enough."