During the day, the teacher collapsed and coaxed them one by one, but the little ones were still hiding something in their hearts, so it was the parents' turn to collapse at night.
Parents: "What five?"
Little ones: "That's...that's five...five me!"
Parents black question mark faces, what five you? They didn't understand, but found that their children were too excited and anxious, so they could only ask the parents for help.
So the news about the Qi family's quintuplets spread among the parents.
They haven't gotten to the point of their own babies yet, and they were shocked by the quintuplets first. Fuck, they are all sons. This is a bit awesome for parents!
The parents in the same class were full of curiosity and admiration towards Qi Sheng and Yang Ting before they met, yet they still haven't gone crazy
Then after a while they go crazy.
The little guys are very smart now, because they have learned to infer other things from one example without a teacher. Anyway, they memorized five, and they need five for everything they think of.
"Mom, Dad, I want... I want five of me!"
"Five new clothes!"
"Five snacks!"
"Five dolls!"
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Parents:…
The little ones were so excited, as if their wishes would come true in the next second, their happy eyes narrowed: "Dad, Mom, hurry up!"
Parents: What should we hurry up!
They had to bitterly start presenting the facts, reasoning, and all kinds of deceit. Unfortunately, the temptation the little ones saw today was too great, and it was not so easy to deal with.
"That kid is five, he said... He said you have changed, it's true, I saw it, it's true!"
The little guys are not so easy to fool, they have seen it with their own eyes!
Parents: Felt like dying here tonight...
Qi Yudong, who made the kindergarten go crazy on the first day, returned home with a sense of accomplishment, and began to think about what to do tomorrow with his hands behind his back.
This lucky reborn person has pushed the goal of becoming a winner in life to N years later. He plans to continue his school life, starting from kindergarten!
Yang Ting was looking at the group of parents complaining bitterly, all kinds of embarrassment and guilt, looking at Dabao who was walking sideways, twitching the corners of her mouth, this little bastard...
The happiest person in the entire kindergarten life is Qi Yudong, who teases this and that all day long, and he who has successfully become the leader of the kindergarten can't do it every day.
Kindergarten teachers often come to complain, Qi Sheng looks at the little guy who pretends to be cute and cute in front of him, very speechless, you, a reborn person, are so proud of dominating the kindergarten
Of course, besides reacting to Qi Yudong's mischievous behavior, the teacher also showed concern and dislike for his grades, but these were all ignored by Qi Sheng. This kind of thinking was slapped in the face naked.
"This... what's going on here?"
This was Qi Sheng's rare unsteady tone. Looking at the report card in his hand, he felt that he had been taught to be a man by this unlucky son.
"You didn't pass the exam!"
Qi Sheng was extremely shocked, didn't the system say that this guy was reborn from the age of seventeen? Didn't even get into primary school? !
The five children of the Qi family all applied for a relatively famous international bilingual school nearby, and the other four passed steadily, only Qi Yudong, and he was the only one who failed the exam!
Qi Sheng's anger was not going well at the moment, looking at the little guy in front of him who was trying to shrink his body, he felt that his fate was about to be defeated by him.
"Come on, tell me, why didn't you pass the exam?"
Qi Yudong shrank his neck and glanced at the report card, then lowered his head decadently, it was over, the black spot in his life was born without warning, and secretly glanced at his dark-faced father, Qi Yudong quietly took two steps back.
Qi Sheng laughed angrily at his little gesture, and tapped his forehead: "Have you thought about a reason?"
Qi Yudong hesitated and said, "English is a bit difficult?"
Qi Sheng: ...
Even if you were a scumbag in the past, after a few years of nurturing in kindergarten, you should learn faster than other children.
It's a pity that the reality is too embarrassing, Qi Sheng carefully looked at the scores of Chinese and mathematics, and began to doubt whether the scores of these two subjects are the results of this brat's nine-year compulsory education
Qi Yudong lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, because he also felt a little ashamed now, and he secretly rejoiced that no one knew that he was reborn (no), otherwise it would be even more embarrassing.
But he is still a little bit dissatisfied. Now it is so difficult to go to primary school not only to have to take the exam, but not to mention other subjects. Take his worst English in the test. He didn't feel so difficult when he was promoted to junior high school!
Affected by the lax entrance exams in small places, Qi Yudong did not expect that this time a child promoted to a small school would become the biggest Waterloo in his 20-odd years of life. He is so sorry to his parents, to himself, and even more to the reborn seniors who are brilliant. experience.
The father and son were speechless for a moment, then Qi Sheng got up and lifted the little guy up to go upstairs to have a good "talk" with him, but unfortunately before he could take two steps, he was stopped by the old lady who was standing next to him.
"Shengzi, what are you doing? Hey, Dabao is still young, don't beat him up in your anger..."
"Mom, if I don't beat him now, I just want to set a rule for him."
It's a pity that the old lady doesn't believe this, so you have a dark face, and if you disagree with me, you will attack, so the old lady said: "If you have anything to say, just tell him here. We won't stop you, and you don't need to go upstairs."
Qi Sheng glanced at the way the old lady was protecting the calf, then looked at Qi Dabao who was acting pitifully in his hands, finally put him down, looked at the little guy who wanted to step back and stretched out his hands to cover his butt, and asked him with a calm face: "Tell me, what should I do next?"
Qi Yudong is a scumbag. He really doesn't like studying. He went out to work after graduating from junior high school. He forgot the little knowledge he had learned. He has done all kinds of mischievous things in the past three years, but he has never learned habit.
Then he didn't know where he got the courage to face Qi Sheng's black face and asked: "Dad, can I not go to school? I don't like to go to school. Isn't there a saying called teaching students according to their aptitude? I think Dad, you can develop me. The advantages!"
Qi Sheng: "Not going to school? Then what do you want to do?"
"I want to learn to make money, and I also want to learn to fight, no, I want to learn boxing..."
As soon as Qi Yudong talked about his liking, he couldn't help it, and then he watched his father's face getting darker and darker, and felt that his ass was a little unsafe today...
Then he didn't dare to say it anymore. In order to avoid breaking the relationship between father and son, Qi Yudong obediently admitted: "Actually, I also like to study..."
"what?"
"I... I like studying the most!"
Qi Yudong just wanted to hesitate a few times, but unfortunately his father's majesty was too strong, and in the end he could only say it with tears in his heart.
Qi Sheng finally heard a satisfactory answer, his complexion improved a bit, he picked up the child, and said to the old lady: "Mom, I'll take him to the study room to learn English, and I won't beat him."
The old lady wrote the letter this time and did not stop it.
When Qi Sheng went upstairs, he didn't go to the study room first, but first carried the little guy to the study room and put him on the desk.
Looking at the little guy's curious eyes, Qi Sheng began to scare him: "First set a primary goal, the first time you go to the first grade, you can't score less than 80% in each subject, otherwise Dad will pick you up in front of your brothers." Pants spank you, remember?"
Qi Yudong's eyes widened, he wasn't afraid of being beaten, he just carried it through, but taking off his pants in front of his younger brothers and getting beaten? Where should his elder brother's majesty be placed!
"Dad, can we discuss—"
"No, please note that this is only a primary goal. If you fail to enter the top ten in the final exam of the first semester of the first grade, the above penalty will also apply!"
Qi Yudong was shocked, Dad, isn't your request a little too high, the father and son miraculously matched their brain waves at this moment.
Qi Sheng: Not high, you are at least twenty years old in actual age, and you can't even get into the top ten of the first grade. If you don't beat you, you shameless bastard!
Qi Sheng teased him: "Son, if you really don't want to learn, you don't have to force it. You will get used to it after being beaten a few times in front of your younger brothers."
Qi Yudong: ...
Qi Yudong didn't want to talk at the moment, so he leaned on Qi Sheng, and walked into the study room with his head drooping in his arms.
In the study room, Erbao and Sanbao are reading a book, Sibao and Wubao are drawing, Qi Sheng put Qi Yudong down, and patted his head: "I will find a way to improve my grades, if I need a tutor to tell me, I will only read it in the end." result."
After finishing speaking, he ruthlessly stopped talking to him, came to Er Bao and San Bao, hugged the two little guys in his arms and read a book with them.
Qi Yudong looked at his father's cold side face pitifully, feeling the coldness and ruthlessness of this world, thinking about the rules just now, he could only bite the bullet and study.
Qi Sheng has been very busy with work these past few years, but he always finds time to spend time with the little ones. Compared to Qi Dabao's mischievousness, the other four babies are much more well-behaved. Among them, the second and third babies are the most well-behaved and sensible. But Qi Sheng would not put all his attention on the other babies just because they were relieved, he would like to hug them and read with them in his spare time, and give them answers by the way.
Qi Yudong, who was struggling to learn English, glanced at the Xueba father and son trio over there, doubting life again. Genes are really a wonderful thing. This scumbag is with him, but now he is the only poor one who has to study hard.
Hey, no, although Sibao passed the exam, his grades were only average. Why wasn't his father so strict with him!
With the idea that it would be difficult for brothers to be together, Qi Yudong moved to Qi Sheng's side little by little.
"Father, I think it is necessary to set a learning goal for Sibao. You can see that his grades are a little bit better than mine!"
Sibao, who was painting, turned his head to look at Qi Yudong, who was complaining, and looked at him with the eyes of a bully looking at a scumbag, and turned his head away with a snort.
Qi Yudong: ...
Just a little bit better than me, why are you so arrogant!
Qi Sheng glanced at the little guy who couldn't sit still, and asked him: "How much have you learned to draw? Can you read music on the violin? Sibao is very good at both."
Qi Yudong was stopped by his father's soul questioning, and he suddenly found that the four younger brothers were not simple.
Two Treasures and Three Treasures are absolute academic masters. They have already finished their first-grade textbooks and have read a lot of extracurricular books. Although Si Treasure's grades in cultural subjects are average, they are better than him, and they are very interested in musical instruments and drawing. , I have learned very well so far. Five Treasures are the most wonderful. I can describe him as quiet as a virgin and as moving as a rabbit. The joy of life is to sleep, eat and play. My favorite thing is to sleep. When I wake up, I either eat or play. And he played like crazy, just like this, he can still rank third in his studies among the five of them, he can draw and play the piano...
Qi Yudong thought about it carefully for a while, and suddenly realized that the pressure was huge, oh my god, if he found out later, he would not be able to keep his position as the boss. Why are the children now so powerful? !
Qi Yudong, who was taught by his younger brothers to be a man, didn't dare to be lazy, and ran back to his place to continue studying. After he had learned vocabulary for an hour, he silently looked at the notebook and cried, so I was born again. Is it tutoring? This is totally different from what I thought! ! !
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