The next morning, Su Zelin went for a morning run as usual.
The weather was already very cold, and there were fewer and fewer people in the stadium in the early morning. Everyone was reluctant to leave the warmth of their beds and had difficulty getting out of bed.
Moreover, last night was Christmas Eve, and many couples went to spend the night in small hotels near the campus that cost anywhere from twenty to fifty dollars a night, so there were even fewer people in the stadium today, and at a glance there were very few people.
There is no doubt that the people here are all single.
However, after running less than two laps, Su Zelin soon discovered two familiar figures that he had not seen for a long time.
"Hi, monitor!"
Luo Xi and Ding Lina caught up from behind.
Since the weather turned cold, they rarely come to the stadium, so it's rare to see them.
Nana was wearing a red and blue Fila sportswear, a light luxury brand founded in Italy in the early 20th century targeting the mid- to high-end market. Later, it sold its business in the Chinese market to Anta, making it a half-Chinese brand.
Ding Lina's sportswear is quite avant-garde in both color and shape, like a flame in winter.
This future print model showed a keen sense of fashion even when she was a student, and the clothes she bought were always ahead of the trend.
Luo Xi was wearing a Puma suit. Although not as fashionable as Nanazi's, she was the daughter of a leader in Jinling, the capital of Jiangsu Province. Naturally, she would not be out of date and her taste was still good. She was just slightly inferior to Nanazi.
"Hey, rare guests, I haven't seen you for a long time!"
As he spoke, Su Zelin's cunning eyes subconsciously swirled between the two women.
Your eyes haven’t been touched for a long time, so let’s eat something first.
"Class monitor, please pay attention to your image!"
Luo Xi couldn't bear it anymore and gave a dry cough to remind him.
"Ah Xi, what you said is wrong. Loving beauty is human nature, and appreciating beauty is also human nature. For women with good figures, I always appreciate their beauty. You can't stifle human nature!"
Su Zelin talked nonsense in a serious manner.
Luo Xi rolled her eyes. Only you could describe Sese in such a refreshing and refined way.
Nanako didn't care at all.
Not only does she have a body shape similar to that of a foreigner, being tall and plump, she is also quite open-minded. She is used to racing with Su Zelin and has long been accustomed to it.
Nanako even straightened up Xiong Da: "You came to the stadium so early in the morning to vent your energy. Didn't the class monitor have a date last night?"
"Oh, stop talking!"
Su Zelin sighed, "It's all because I went to see Su Shiqing host the Christmas Gala. I had to turn down several girls who had asked me out. It's so hard to be a good brother!"
"You're the only one who's dating a few girls. You're overthinking it!"
Luo Xi naturally didn't believe it.
This scoundrel class monitor is handsome, charming, a little naughty, and knows how to talk. It's true that there may be a lot of girls who like him, but if you say that several girls asked him out on Christmas Eve, the most beautiful girl in the class will definitely not believe it.
Nanako thought that with this guy's charm and philanthropy, he might not have many girls now, and it's hard to say what will happen in the future.
Suddenly thinking of something, Luo Xi asked again: "By the way, squad leader, isn't the digital store going to open in a few days? Can part-time workers get commissions for selling computers?"
"Yes, what's the matter, are you planning to come here part-time as well?"
Su Zelin thought that considering the beauty of the class beauty, she is the store's signature product, so even if the recruitment has ended, he has to give her a backdoor.
"No, you pushed all the class matters onto me, so I don't have time!"
Luo Xi first complained a few words, then revealed his purpose: "It's like this, I was planning to buy a computer during the New Year's Day, and Wanyin happened to be working there part-time. Since I can get a commission, I will buy it from her, which can also be regarded as helping her to increase her business."
"And me." Ding Lina added: "This way, Wanyin will have a good start on the official opening day and can sell at least two computers. This may help her confidence."
Both girls are very kind and caring. By doing this, they can help Liu Wanyin while also taking care of her self-esteem.
As for whether this digital store would be more expensive than the computer mall outside, they didn't care. After all, both girls came from well-off families and didn't lack that little money.
"Hey, hey, hey, how can you only help Wanyin and no one else help me? I also want to have a good start and boost sales."
Su Zelin has some objections.
"Come on, you are a little rich man, and you are not a poor student like Wanyin. How can you still be short of that little commission?"
Luo Xi looked unhappy and thought to himself how could you say such a thing.
"It's not about commission. The most important thing is that I'm the store manager. If I fail to come back that day, how can I save my reputation as a store manager?"
The reason for being a slacker is very sufficient.
"Then tell me what to do. I can't take care of both sides!"
Luo Xi shrugged.
"Who says you can't have it both ways?"
"How can we take care of both? Tell me!"
“Just buy two.”
Luo Xi: “…”
Although she comes from a wealthy family, she is not so rich and inhumane.
"Squad leader, come on, this is the Air Force!"
Ding Lina also complained: "If a girl comes into the store and you don't trick money out of her wallet with your mouth, I lose!"
Nanazi was not worried about Su Zelin's performance at all. Just based on the squad leader's eloquent speech, his performance would definitely be one of the best among all part-time jobs.
The manager of the digital store is not stupid. If he hadn't seen that he has high emotional intelligence and amazing eloquence, he wouldn't have directly let this guy be the store manager after he applied for the job.
"I don't care, you have to treat everyone equally!"
Su Zelin used the tricks that girls always use when they are being naughty: "It's okay if you don't do the business for me, but you have to do something else for me!"
"What's up?"
"During the New Year's Day digital store opening days, you have to come to the store to help out!"
"How can I help?"
"It's just to receive guests!"
Pick up...
Why does this sound weird
"The digital store will open on New Year's Day, and there will be activities during that time. There may be more customers coming, and I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it. As the store manager, I have to be responsible for the store, so I have to take this into consideration. If you can come and help, I won't mind if you don't bring me business."
Su Zelin's move is called asking for a high price and paying back the money when it hits the ground. He is not really planning to let the two girls boost his sales performance. His main purpose is the latter.
Axi and Nanazi both have good looks and great temperament. Having them support the digital store on the opening day will definitely attract more people.
Ding Lina hesitated and said, "I don't have anything to do on New Year's Day, but I don't know anything about computer hardware."
"Yeah, we're just afraid that we won't be professional enough and will mess it up."
Luo Xi had the same concerns.
"It's okay. Computer hardware is very simple. Do you think that the part-time workers hired by the digital store, including Wanyin, are computer experts? They have only trained them a few times. Ah Xi, Nana, you are so smart. Just follow me and learn a little. You will soon master the tricks of marketing."
The two women looked at each other, and finally Luo Xi nodded and said, "Okay, let's give it a try. It can also be regarded as participating in work practice."
"Well, count me in!"
Nanako had no objection either.
Su Zelin was happy.
Hehe, the digital store just opened, and I got Axi and Nanazi for free. It feels great!
…
After running more than twenty laps in the stadium, Su Zelin finally returned to the dormitory.
The others were already up.
Although today is Christmas, Guo Jia will not take a holiday for such a foreign holiday, and school must go on as usual.
Everyone was chatting while eating breakfast, and the topic was related to Zeng Kaiping.
"A Ping didn't come home last night. It seems like he got together with his online girlfriend!"
"Of course, that 'One Leaf Knows Autumn' chose to travel all the way to Lin'an on Christmas Eve, so there must be something in that intention."
"I never thought that Ping would be the first among us to become a man."
"I wonder what that 'One Leaf Knows Autumn' looks like, but she should be pretty good, otherwise Ah Ping wouldn't have stopped coming back."
"It looks like he won't be coming back to the dormitory today. Let's sign him in for class later!"
"… "
Just as everyone was talking about this matter, the dormitory door was pushed open again.
Accompanied by a gust of cold wind, Zeng Kaiping walked into the dormitory.
"A Ping, weren't you meeting your online friend? Why are you back so early?"
Everyone couldn't help but be surprised.
Logically, today is Christmas, and Zeng Kaiping would spend it with "Yi Ye Zhi Qiu" even if he had to skip classes.
The spirited young man was like a walking corpse, with a dull and distraught look, just like Wei Xiaobao after he had just been conquered by Princess Jianning.
After everyone called out to him several times, he finally woke up from his dream.
"Ah, what did you say?"
"We were wondering why you came back to the dormitory so early?"
"Stop talking!" Zeng Kaiping's eyes were dull and lifeless, completely losing the demeanor of a lively young man as usual.
He gritted his teeth and said, "I was deceived by 'Yi Ye Zhi Qiu'. That woman is 160... "
"What's wrong with 160? That's not short!"
Everyone thought, "Don't you look at your own conditions? You're only less than 1.7 meters tall. Are you hoping to find a supermodel with long legs?"
It's good enough that a 160cm tall girl likes you, what else do you need a bicycle for...
"I'm talking about weight!"
Zeng Kaiping was extremely sad and angry.
“Swish!”
Cai Wensheng, who was drinking water, spat it all out.
"W-what, weight?"
Everyone was frightened.
"Yes, she told me on QQ that she was 160cm tall. Who would have thought it wasn't her height? She is only 1.5 meters tall!"
The energetic young man was about to cry.
When we were young, our math teacher told us that when writing answers, we must pay attention to quantifiers. This is very important.
The teacher's teachings are never wrong.
Everyone suddenly realized.
No wonder this kid looks like his feelings have been toyed with.
"Then why didn't you go back to the dormitory last night?"
Hou Yongjin asked the point.
Only then did everyone wake up.
Logically, after suffering such a blow and shattered beautiful hopes, Zeng Kaiping should have returned last night.
Could it be that he went off to drink to drown his sorrows
But I didn’t smell any alcohol!
"She and I went to the hotel, and she paid."
The energetic young man's words almost made everyone faint.
This is a tank that is 150cm tall and 160kg in weight. She just crushed you and not only did you turn around and run away, you even went to get a room with her!
How dare you!
They all wondered if Zeng Kaiping had any special hobbies.
"Fourth brother, don't you know how to yo-yo?"
Cai Wensheng asked weakly.
This is also the question of everyone in the dormitory.
"Well, now that we're here, we've come all this way."
Zeng Kaiping sighed deeply: "It would be too unkind of me to leave."
Everyone was drunk.
There's nothing fair or unfair about this.
Are you running for the best online dating role model of the century
Only Su Zelin remained calm, as he had already anticipated the outcome.
For some reason, this energetic young man has a special affinity with tanks.
If you put a keyboard in front of him and ask him to press any keys with his eyes closed, among the 26 letters, he is most likely to press the F key.
Sometimes metaphysics really seems to exist, and no one can explain it!
As for why Zeng Kaiping didn't leave and went to the hotel with his female netizen
This is the same reason why you should never come back empty-handed when fishing.
It sounds incredible, but it does exist.
For example, a short video that Su Zelin saw on a certain audio platform in his previous life.
A certain tank sat on the bed, clucking like an old hen, and said, "Then I'll leave?"
The person who filmed the video also sighed deeply.
That sigh sounded very much like Zeng Kaiping today.
It contains as much helplessness and regret as it does determination and resoluteness.
There’s nothing we can do about it, this is the world, this is how the world works.
You have to finish the sex you arranged, even if it means crying!
"From today on, if I, Zeng Kaiping, fall in love online again, I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death!"
The energetic young man swore to the sky, as if he had seen through the world and his heart was dead.
However, Su Zelin didn't believe even a single punctuation mark.
Everyone has obsession in their heart.
Huang Panpan’s obsession is herself, and her obsession is Qin Shiqing and her family.
Lao Feng’s obsession is to be an official, Acong’s obsession is to be an internet celebrity, and Teacher Chen’s obsession is the camera…
Zeng Kaiping's obsession is online dating.
Not to mention driving a tank once, even if he drove it ten or a hundred times, he would still continue to fish online.
The sense of mystery when his online dating partner reveals his true identity is too stimulating for the young man. The attraction is incomparable, and he will never be depressed because of a setback.
So, just listen to this flag casually.
Zeng Kaiping didn't go to class and was not in the mood to eat breakfast. He fell asleep as soon as he returned to the dormitory.
Such a heavy blow obviously caused great trauma to his young mind. His emotions were too suppressed, so it was normal for him to be depressed for a while.
Everyone said to Sister Li, at most he could just help respond when the instructor called on him.
Zeng Kaiping slept in the dormitory until noon, then he got out of bed groggy. He was suffocated and woke up.
After draining the water, he felt dry in the mouth. He poured himself a few glasses of water and gulped them down, and only then did he feel better.
After sitting on the bed in a daze for a while, the energetic young man suddenly remembered something and his eyes widened.
By the way, didn’t I swear a solemn oath during my morning run that I was willing to exchange the face and tongue of Third Brother for the price of accidentally soaking twenty tanks
It seems that the oath may have come true!
This is both a bad thing, but also a good thing!
Maybe after driving twenty tanks, I will become a romantic like Sammo Hung!
Tang Monk had to go through 81 trials and tribulations before he could achieve his goal!
What are twenty tanks
Thinking that he might be able to walk among the flowers like his idol Su Zelin without getting hurt, Zeng Kaiping's spirits lifted. A transparent virtual panel seemed to slowly emerge in front of him, and at the same time, a crisp electronic prompt sound came from his mind.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, the Lover System has been awakened. Just press the F key twenty times to evolve into a Lover. You have completed the task progress - 1/20!"
Zeng Kaiping's depression was swept away, and he felt that the world was beautiful again.
He turned on the computer, entered the Windows 98 system, logged into QQ with ease, and clicked on the interface for adding a new friend.
“Knock, knock, knock!”
Accompanied by the notification sound of successfully adding a new friend, Zeng Kaiping lit a Liquan cigarette and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.
There are only nineteen cars left, not many!
Come on, tanks, fire at me!
…
At noon, when everyone came back from lunch, they saw Zeng Kaiping sitting in front of the computer. He had completely changed from a decadent look to a full of energy, as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood to prolong his life.
The five villains couldn't help but marvel at it, thinking that A Ping's vitality was really strong.
Despite suffering such a huge blow, they were able to recover in just half a day, which can be regarded as one of the miracles at the end of the century.
Feng Zhongliang leaned over to take a look and saw that the energetic young man had already opened QQ. His ten fingers were clicking as he switched back and forth between several female netizens, chatting animatedly.
But he changed his online name.
He is no longer the one who said “I’ve been handsome since I was young”, but now he is the Beta who drives a tank!
It carries the wish of the young man who wants to complete the system task as soon as possible, be reborn from the ashes, and evolve into a love saint.
Feng Zhongliang almost fainted, wondering if the fourth brother had been so devastated by this that he gave up on himself and even had mental problems.
Lao Feng coughed dryly and asked tentatively, "A Ping, didn't you swear not to have online romances?"
"I figured it out. Where you fall, you have to get up there. That's life!"
There was light in the young man's eyes again, that was the light of hope.
Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best!
How can you see the rainbow without going through the wind and rain
A person’s life is like a rushing river. Without encountering islands and reefs, how can it stir up beautiful waves
No matter how many blows you throw at me, I will still be strong! No matter which direction the wind blows from!
…
Zeng Kaiping silently recited various famous aphorisms in his mind and drank several bowls of psychological chicken soup. He felt that his drained body had regained infinite strength and his fighting spirit was burning.
Everyone here, when we encounter setbacks in life, we might as well look at the experiences of others.
Even if I drove a tank when I met my online friend for the first time... Oh no, I got crushed by the tank.
He can still face it calmly and embrace life with enthusiasm and optimism.
So, no matter how difficult or tough we are, what are they insignificant compared to others? Is there anything that we cannot overcome
Cheers to every warrior who resolutely presses the F key, you are the best!
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