College of Finance campus.
In the evening, in the East District Canteen No. 2.
After dinner, 302 specially found two tables near the door and aisle to occupy a favorable geographical position.
Afterwards, the group ate dinner while commenting and giving pointers to the girls coming and going in the cafeteria.
"Wow, look at that girl, she has such a great body!"
"The needle is not poking, and the temperament is also good. It's my type!"
"Haha, I think popcorn is better."
"… "
Suddenly, it has been a month since I started school.
After Qingming Festival, the weather becomes warmer and warmer.
The Six Benefactors suddenly discovered that the girls in the Finance College had become pleasing to the eye again.
It's no wonder. When the weather was cold before, girls all wore thick down jackets, wrapped up like big dumplings. There was no difference between tanks and models. They were not pleasing to the eyes at all.
As soon as spring comes, girls can't wait to put on their newly bought spring clothes, dress up beautifully again, and become a beautiful scenery on campus.
Everyone else thought that the girl who just passed by had a good figure, but Zeng Kaiping looked disdainful.
"What's so good about a girl who's as skinny as a rib?!"
Zeng Kaiping criticized and corrected with an expert tone, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had discovered something. He pointed in a certain direction and said, "Look at that, it's top-notch, absolutely invincible!"
Everyone followed his gaze and almost fainted.
Her breasts and buttocks are truly invincible. She is less than 1.6 meters tall, but she must be at least 130 cm tall. The key is that she is quite confident. She wears a tight spring outfit to show off her body. With her breasts and buttocks sticking out, she looks like an old hen.
At first glance, I identified him as a fat guy!
"vomit!"
Hu Xu felt his stomach churning and almost vomited the dinner he had just taken a few bites of.
"A Ping, what kind of taste do you have? How can this be related to having a good figure?"
"A Xu, you are still a rookie and don't understand the beauty of this kind of woman!"
Zeng Kaiping is old-fashioned.
He felt that Hu Xu had only seen pigs walk but had never eaten pork, so he had no right to speak about girls' figures as someone like him who had eaten pork many times.
Maybe it's because he drives tanks too much, his aesthetic sense has subtly changed, and he no longer likes slim girls.
Even after Liede was demolished, Zeng Kaiping became a local tycoon who collected rent, and even when looking for models, they had to choose large sizes.
This taste is very similar to that of the later NBA star Uchiha Harden. The bearded man has also focused on tanks for 10,000 years, and is often criticized by fans for his touching aesthetic taste because of this.
302 Others were all worried, feeling that Ping's mind became a little sick after being traumatized by "One Leaf Knows Autumn". The later "Phantom Ink Like Smoke", "The Sun and the Moon Are Alluring" and "The Flowers Are Falling Yet to Come" were of the same type.
Just like his online name, he is addicted to driving tanks. It not only affects his aesthetic sense, but also indirectly affects his diet.
Zeng Kaiping must have Dongpo pork, pork belly or braised pork with sauce for every meal. He cannot live without fatty meat and he never gets tired of eating it all day long.
Seeing that everyone seemed to disagree with him, the spirited young man attributed this to their lack of level, so he confidently said: "Why don't we let the third brother judge and see what kind of girls he thinks are good!"
Everyone's eyes fell on Su Zelin, and they thought, is there any need to comment on this? It is obvious that the third brother has a very good sense of aesthetics. Just look at the girls who have more contact with him, no matter whether it is Axi or Nanazi, which one of them doesn't have fair skin, beautiful looks and long legs.
Su Zelin coughed dryly and said slowly: "Actually, from the perspective of human physiology, plump women are indeed healthier, more capable of work, and more likely to give birth."
"The ancients considered fat to be beautiful. For example, Yang Guifei, who is recognized as the most beautiful woman in the Tang Dynasty, was like this."
"According to unofficial historical research, Yang Guifei was 1.64 meters tall and weighed 138 kilograms. The origin of the idiom 'Huan Fei Yan Shou' is said to come from Yang Guifei!"
"In addition, there is Emperor Liu, who had a favorite concubine nicknamed 'Mei Zhu'. You can imagine what she was like. There is no doubt that she was even more beautiful than Yang Guifei. Since Emperor Liu took her into the harem, there has been a new program called 'Fu Mei Zhu Parade'"
"So, it's better for girls not to be too thin!"
Su Zelin said this and added another sentence in his mind.
Someone like A Xi Nana is enough.
Of course, his taste is absolutely different from Zeng Kaiping's.
The ancients did believe that fat was beautiful, but this belief was mainly prevalent during the Tang Dynasty.
Before the Tang Dynasty, thinness was generally considered beautiful in all dynasties.
For example, Zhao Feiyan, a great beauty in the Han Dynasty, is another one of the “fat and thin” women. Her body is so light that she can dance on the palm of your hand. Although it is a bit exaggerated, it still reflects how slim she is.
Going back further, it is recorded in Han Feizi Erbing that "the King of Chu liked thin waists, and many people in the palace starved to death."
According to legend, King Ling of Chu liked thin waists, and the women of Chu considered thin waists to be beautiful. Later, women's thin waists were generally referred to as "Chu waists."
Therefore, kings have liked slim women since the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and the kings' preferences would to a large extent become the weather vane among the people.
So Emperor Xuanzong of Tang found Yang Guifei, and other ministers and ordinary people followed suit.
There is also a rumor in the strange story novel "Dong Ming Ji" that Emperor Wu of Han liked thin beauties. He favored a little palace maid named Li Juan who was delicate and frail. Emperor Wu hid her in a glazed tent, wrapped her in a brocade quilt and tied her up with a belt for fear that she would be blown away by the wind.
The little palace maid even made rings out of amber and put them in her dress. When the rings made sounds, she told others: I am too thin, this is the sound of my joints.
Come to think of it, she looks a bit like Liu Wanyin.
Counting back, the beauties Dong Xiaowan, Chen Yuanyuan and Li Shishi who were well-known to the world in the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties were all skinny girls.
So after all the calculations, only the rulers of the Tang Dynasty liked to make trouble. Perhaps it was because Emperor Xuanzong of Tang had too strong a taste. The aesthetic views of other emperors were still normal.
What Hunzi said was mainly to respect the decision of the young man with a strong spirit.
After all, everyone has different tastes, and both spare ribs and Dongpo pork have their own audiences.
The energetic young man was delighted when he heard this, thinking that the third brother had good vision, while the others were all rookies who knew nothing.
"Did you hear that? Emperors like Emperor Xuanzong of Tang and Emperor Liu Houzhu all liked plump women. My level is the same as the emperor's!"
Zeng Kaiping felt very proud when he thought about his brilliant achievements and the fact that he had been fortunate enough to marry several Yang Guifeis and Meizhus.
As his mood improved, he scooped another piece of pork belly and stuffed it into his mouth. When he took a bite, the grease splashed out. The energetic young man was immediately satisfied. At the same time, he wondered why he liked to eat lean meat in the past, which had a bad taste and was easy to get stuck in his teeth.
Maybe I was young and ignorant at that time, but people will mature.
He thought secretly in his heart.
…
After dinner, Zeng Kaiping returned to the dormitory and immediately turned on his computer, logged into QQ, and while enjoying the romance with his concubines, he used Internet Ant to download movies from the European and American sections.
We stayed like this until night fell, approaching seven o'clock, and the filming was almost finished, when suddenly a group of people rushed into the dormitory.
Ever since Hunzi bought a computer as soon as he entered school and played movies every night, Dormitory 302 has become a happy camp.
In the second semester of my freshman year, many boys from other dormitories bought their own computers, but they still liked to go to 302 because it was very lively there at night, with people playing cards, chatting, and watching movies.
However, Su Zelin had already finished watching the movies he copied from Brother Yang. After all, hard drives in that era were still very small, and even if they were several hundred MB of RMVB movies, they could not hold many.
I even rewatched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and "3D Sex and Zen" several times. Even though they are classics, I'm tired of them.
Later, when the campus network was connected, Su Zelin would occasionally download some new movies, but he has been busy in the digital store since the start of the school year and has not had any time recently.
Zeng Kaiping, who claimed to be the successor of Hunzi, took over his master's mantle. He couldn't let 302 lose its good tradition, so the energetic young man downloaded movies every day and showed them during prime time in the evening.
"A Ping, is the rain ready today?"
"Hurry up, hurry up, we can't wait any longer!"
"… "
More and more people gathered around him. Zeng Kaiping enjoyed the pleasure of being the center of attention and said cheerfully, "Don't worry, I'll show the movie right away!"
Quickly find the new movie you just downloaded and open it with HaoJie Decoder.
The red FBI WORNING slowly appeared on the flat-screen computer monitor.
The FBI is so bored that it wants to get involved in everything, just like a dog catching a mouse and meddling in other people's business.
Many young men were watching with great interest, while others were complaining while watching.
"A Ping, the movies you download are pretty good, but the heroines are always too plump. How about we try something different next time?"
"Yeah, Ping, take a look at the preview before you download it, and make it smaller and more delicate."
"… "
In the films directed by Zeng Kaiping, the heroines are all foreign girls with thick legs and plump buttocks.
"You are wrong. This kind of woman is the best. Do you know what Yang Guifei, the most beautiful woman in the Tang Dynasty, was like? She was only 1.6 meters tall and weighed more than 150 kilograms. Look at how wise Emperor Xuanzong of Tang was. No wonder the Tang Dynasty was so prosperous. There is a reason for it!"
Zeng Kaiping learned on the spot, used the tricks of the gangster as an excuse, and even linked the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty to Emperor Xuanzong's love of tanks.
The young men couldn't help but feel ashamed.
"He is the emperor, he can hold it, we are just small ants, how can we compare?"
Zeng Kaiping was very proud and thought to himself that just because you guys can't hold on, it doesn't mean that I, Zeng, can't hold on.
I've held it a lot, it's just like that, no big deal!
The five villains in 302 also had the same idea and did not tell anyone that Zeng Kaiping liked to drive tanks.
Don't air your dirty laundry in public.
Although the young man's taste was a bit heavy, the group of young men were still very enthusiastic and couldn't help but exclaim when they saw difficult poses on the screen.
In fact, people don’t just watch the movie, they mainly come to join in the fun.
A college life wouldn’t be complete without the experience of watching movies in a group.
Su Zelin did not participate. He started to enrich his knowledge in this area when his family bought the first Aido VCD in high school. He also had rich practical experience before his rebirth and no longer needed to cram.
While browsing the Finance College BBS, Su Zelin thought to himself.
Spring is here, and these animals are also feeling the spring breeze.
Oh, right.
Now that spring has arrived and flowers have bloomed, it is time to fulfill the promise I made to Nanako across generations.
During this period, digital stores are in the off-season and it is not the right time to open a branch. I have some free time, so I'll pick up a camera and be Teacher Su again!
…
The next evening, at the Finance College basketball court.
As the weather gets warmer, not only are there more girls dressed up in fancy clothes on campus, but the passionate young men on the basketball court have also returned.
Under the setting sun, a series of nimble figures leap and jump in the sunset, enjoying the hot sweat sliding down their faces and wetting their bodies, feeling the youthfulness that is wantonly displaying, forming a vibrant picture.
There was a crowd of spectators at a certain stadium, and they burst into exclamations from time to time.
This situation usually only occurs in outdoor games where there are experts.
I saw a tall figure holding the ball facing the defender. He dribbled the ball slowly a few times, and then suddenly made a fake move of praying to Buddha, as if he was going to shoot a shot.
This move successfully made the opponent jump up and lose his position. Then the figure quickly started, instantly breaking away from the defense and rushing into the inside.
Seeing this, the power forward on the opposing team hurried over to provide backup defense.
The man was not in a hurry. He turned around like a spiral to create space, came to the low position of the penalty area and jumped high. He stayed in the air for a moment like a roc spreading its wings. He switched the ball from his right hand to his left hand, avoiding the center's block again, and with a light flick of his five fingers, he easily sent the ball into the basketball.
"nice shot!"
Those discerning onlookers couldn't help but cheer at the same time.
"This ball is so beautiful, it dribbles past three people!"
"This hand is used to pray to Buddha, the action is extremely realistic!"
"The first step of being invincible is just like Tracy McGrady's. It's impossible to defend against him alone!"
"Don't forget the turning and changing of hands at the end. He is proficient in all kinds of weapons. It reminds me of Kobe!"
"Not only is his breakthrough powerful, his mid-range shots are also ridiculously accurate, with a hit rate of over 60%. He can also jump so high when he fades away. Who can withstand this?"
"Isn't this the store manager of New Century? He's handsome and plays basketball even better!"
"… "
This person is Su Zelin. He was a bully on the baseball field in high school. Even after entering college, when there were many other players, he was still able to call the shots.
Moreover, Hunzi is extremely popular on the court. Not only is he strong and in good shape, his movements are flexible, his playing style is gorgeous and elegant, and his operations are also particularly cool.
**Dribbling, dribbling behind the back, difficult fadeaways, fake moves, passing the ball without looking at the person, changing hands in the air... these are all normal.
His strength, speed and awareness are all top-notch, and he often performs impressive moves, so he has accumulated a lot of fans on the basketball court of the School of Finance.
Some people even made a special trip to watch him play in the evening, including both men and women.
Next to it is the training ground for the school team. There are fewer people watching the game than at the baseball field. It’s not that the school team is not strong, but mainly because no one plays as well as the hooligans, so it’s not that eye-catching.
Wei Haijie and several school team members who had previously had a grudge against Su Zelin were very embarrassed.
We all play basketball, so it's inevitable that we'll bump into each other occasionally.
But they had to admit that this kid was pretty awesome.
If I can’t win in a fight, I’m afraid I can’t win in a ball game either!
After being the banker for several games in a row, Su Zelin deliberately let the winner win.
It’s embarrassing to always dominate the basketball court. They are all familiar faces on the basketball court. If you don’t have a chance to win, no one will want to play with you in the future.
As soon as I walked out of the crowd, someone came over and said, "Hey, squad leader!"
Su Zelin turned around and saw that it was Ding Lina.
Today, Nana wore a tight sports T-shirt with seamless yoga pants, just like the ones that internet celebrities would wear in the gym for selfies. It was quite avant-garde and bold on university campuses of that era. Her rate of getting people turning around to look at her during morning and evening jogging was nearly 100%.
In terms of appearance, Ding Linna is slightly inferior to Luo Xi, Qin Shiqing and Xiao Xuemei, but her figure is undoubtedly the hottest among the girls.
Not only does she have a pair of long legs with amazing proportions, but she also has a slim waist.
If it were in ancient times, she would have the "Chu waist" that King Ling of Chu loved most.
However, Nanako is not small all over. The big parts of her body have the style of a Western woman.
All in all, her figure is a good combination of Eastern and Western styles. Her curves are exaggerated but not too outrageous, and are within the aesthetic range of Oriental people.
This body shape is very similar to the heroine of Korean comics in later generations. It is shocking at first sight. When LSPs see the cover picture, they can't help but click in to visit and learn.
Nanako is also very aware of her own strengths and pays great attention to body shaping. Her physical talent can be said to be a gift from God. Not only does she have good proportions, but she also has excellent flexibility. Later in life, she also worked as a yoga instructor and print model.
If she plans to become an internet celebrity, she can get a lot of fans drooling over her simply by posting a fitness post.
With Su Zelin's wide knowledge and experience of many women, he couldn't help but take a few more glances.
Come to think of it, in her previous life, Nana found him after her divorce, and that night when she was drunk and threw herself into his arms, I had to take several cold showers in the hotel bathroom before I could control myself. I felt a little regretful afterwards.
I was just looking to talk to her privately about when to take artistic photos, and then I met her.
"Oh, Nanako, what a coincidence!"
As he spoke, the gangster's eyes fell on Ding Lina.
Well, I feel like Nanako can also be photographed in this state, sweating profusely, and the beauty of sports has a unique flavor.
"What's a coincidence? I came all the way here to watch my idol play basketball. It seems like you're very popular in the stadium. You have a lot of little fans."
Ding Lina tidied up her wet hair and smiled charmingly.
Su Zelin chuckled: "Of course not, I often practice two-handed dribbling to break through tight defense, so my skills are naturally top-notch!"
Ding Lina: “?”
"You don't understand basketball technical terms."
Su Zelin coughed dryly.
"oh."
Nanako didn't care either.
She really doesn't understand basketball, but she thinks Su Zelin plays it cool.
Many girls who watch NBA are like this, just being handsome is enough.
Therefore, those players with tall stature and gorgeous playing style are their favorites, such as Joe, Kobe and McGrady.
But they will definitely not like O'Neal and Deng.
They are all fake fans, it’s just a waste of time watching.
"The weather is getting warmer and warmer. Even running can make me hot. Phew!"
Ding Lina waved the front of her T-shirt to fan herself, and suddenly the earth and mountains shook. It was a spectacular sight, and the gangsters' eyes were wide open.
"Yeah, it's really hot."
Even though he had just come off the court, Su Zelin's face was covered with even more sweat.
The gangster made up his mind almost on the spot.
"Nana, remember what we said at the literature club meeting last winter? When spring comes, I'll take a set of artistic photos for you. How about in the next few days?"
"Uh, do you really want to take a photo?"
Ding Lina was slightly startled.
At that time, she thought Su Zelin was just joking, and if he hadn't brought it up now, she would have almost forgotten it.
"You are not joking, and neither is the monitor. How can we not take pictures? Teacher Su, you are not a person who goes back on his word!"
The gangster said seriously.
It’s a pity that Nanako wasn’t fooled by his acting skills.
I always feel like this guy has bad intentions...
"Hey, you're not going to do anything dirty with my photo, are you?"
Ding Lina hesitated.
"How is that possible, Nanako? You make me sound like an LSP!"
Su Zelin said righteously: "There are people who come to our dormitory to watch porn movies all day long, but I never bother to associate with them. And last time, senior student Di brought those kinds of books to the sacred literature club. I hate people like that the most. Later, he turned around and burned those dirty books to ashes!"
He first clarified that there was no problem with his character and that there was no possibility that he would sneak into the bathroom with the photo. The gangster then continued with his eloquent words.
"Actually, it's like this, Nana-chan. I think your body is so perfect that you should record it on film during your prime youth. When you become a fat woman and look back at it, you will definitely not regret the decision you made!"
"Bah, you crow's mouth, my figure will always be beautiful and I will never become a fat woman!"
Ding Lina snorted.
In any case, Nanazi was persuaded by Su Zelin.
She is not a conservative girl. She speaks boldly and behaves boldly, otherwise she would not dare to wear such seamless tight yoga pants to run in the stadium.
"Okay then, let's shoot it. You set a date!"
Nanako risked her life.
She decided to trust Su Zelin's character.
Although this boy is not serious, he is not a pervert.
Besides, he seemed to care about this matter very much and had been looking forward to it for a long time, so I felt embarrassed to pour cold water on him.
Ding Lina's promise made Su Zelin feel like he had received a shot of chicken blood. He couldn't wait to say, "How about this weekend? I've checked the weather forecast and it should be good weather. We have to consider the lighting issue to get the best image quality. What do you think?"
"Sure, I don't understand anyway, so I just need to cooperate. You're the expert, so of course I'll follow your lead in everything!"
Nanako chuckled.
"Then it's a happy decision. Don't regret it!"
"Okay, I know. Don't worry, Teacher Su!"
"… "
After chatting for a few minutes, I said goodbye to Nana.
On the way back to the dormitory, Su Zelin was already planning the specific details of the photo shoot.
I made an appointment with Nanazi in my previous life, so I can’t be perfunctory and I have to take good pictures!
Well, besides the camera, I also have to prepare some props.
…
That evening, in a women's products store.
A boy of about seventeen or eighteen walked in with a swagger.
Although it was a bit strange, the clerk still said, "Hello, welcome."
The boy said, "Hello, I want to buy something, preferably something suitable for taking photos. Miss, do you have any recommendations?"
Female clerk: “…”
These days, there are even perverts who haven't even grown all their hair.
…