"OK, I've submitted my friend request. Once Xiaoyanzi comes online, she'll approve it."
Soon, he sent a friend request to Xiaoyanzi on behalf of Lu Haoran, and Su Zelin continued to chat with the group of female netizens.
The honest man next to them widened his eyes.
Is it possible to chat like this? Aren’t these girls friends that Zelin met online? Why do they feel like his girlfriend
Surfing the Internet is actually quite simple and can be done by just moving the mouse. A more advanced option is chatting, as it requires typing on the keyboard.
Just like the non-mainstream girl Su Zelin met in the Internet cafe that day, Lu Haoran stared at the keyboard with wide eyes, stretched out his left and right index fingers and slowly poked the letters. He couldn't type a complete sentence for a long time. Fortunately, Su Zelin taught him to type common phrases using the first letters of pinyin, otherwise it would be even slower.
As for someone like Kato Lin who could type blindly with his fingers as fast as the wind, Lu Haoran didn't even dare to think about it.
After chatting with the female netizen for more than half an hour, Su Zelin felt a little bored.
Glancing at Lu Haoran who was still struggling to learn how to type, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "Mouse, stop playing for now. I'll show you something good you haven't seen before!"
He types www.().com into his browser.
When the webpage opened, Lu Haoran just took a look and immediately blushed.
There is even this on the Internet, it’s really eye-opening!
"Zelin, this is not good, right?"
The honest man looked around nervously, as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being discovered.
"Mouse, how you look at something depends on your attitude. For example, if I have an attitude of observation and learning, then that is pure. This is the same as 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart', do you understand?"
Su Zelin spoke earnestly.
What Zelin said seemed to make sense, but I always felt something was wrong.
The little cutie didn't know how to refute, but he was convinced by Su Zelin.
After all, they are young people and are always a little curious.
Okay, I'll watch and learn too.
Lu Haoran thought so.
When watching a foreign language film, the little cutie finally understood why Qin Shiqing and Xiao Yanzi reacted so strongly and looked disdainful when they mentioned this. It turned out that he was just stupid and naive!
Looking at the images on the computer screen, the honest man was stunned and felt a little ashamed of himself.
Su Zelin expressed his understanding and patted Lu Haoran on the shoulder to comfort him.
"Mouse, don't feel inferior. This is mainly due to the natural differences between races. Even with my status as the little bully in the public toilets, I have to feel inferior to others. This is normal!"
"… "
The two were watching and learning when they heard a knock on the door from their headphones, which turned out to be from Lu Haoran's machine.
Looking at the friend list again, there was one more person, it was Xiaoyanzi who was online.
Her nickname is "Little Swallow", and she uses the avatar of the girl with short hair that her fans shared. It is quite similar to her short bob haircut, except for the hair color.
Lu Haoran suddenly became nervous: "Xiaoyanzi is here, Zelin, how should I talk to her?"
Su Zelin didn't think twice: "Well, you just type 'Wow, great, caught a little cutie alive!'"
Lu Haoran: “???”
Su Zelin: "No, then change it, how about this, 'As soon as you came online, my heart started pounding, did you hear it?'"
Lu Haoran: “???”
Su Zelin: "Isn't that enough? Well, let's try something more conservative. 'Finally I met you. I'm so excited that I can't calm down for a long time!'"
Lu Haoran: “…”
While the two were discussing how to start, the other party sent a message first.
Xiaoyanzi: "Hey, Lu Haoran, you also learned how to surf the Internet?"
Perhaps realizing that Su Zelin was unreliable, the honest man decided to become self-reliant.
Haoran: “Yes.”
These were a few groups of single-letter spelling words that he had just learned, and he typed them quite quickly.
Xiaoyanzi: "Not bad, keeping up with the trend!"
Haoran: “Haha!”
Xiaoyanzi: "Come to think of it, we haven't seen each other since the farewell party."
Haoran: “Oh!”
There was no response from the other end.
Lu Haoran was a little puzzled: "Why didn't Xiaoyanzi reply to my message? Is she busy?"
Su Zelin rolled his eyes: "It's not that she's busy, it's that you're too stupid!"
"Mouse, do you know the 100 tricks that are most likely to kill a conversation? Among them, 'oh', 'yes', and 'haha' are all among them, and they are ranked at the top!"
Lu Haoran was stunned: "What should I do?"
I am so boring. Will Xiaoyanzi never want to chat with me again
"Let me do it, you go away!"
Su Zelin pushed him away with his butt and typed out a few words.
Haoran: "Xiaoyanzi, I like you!"
It happened so suddenly that before Lu Haoran could stop it, Su Zelin pressed Ctrl+Enter and sent it out.
"Oh my god, Zelin, how could you send such a message? Xiaoyanzi will misunderstand!"
The honest man was very anxious.
"Okay, let me clarify!"
Su Zelin typed another line of words.
Haoran: "I sent it to the wrong person, Xiaoyanzi, I don't like you."
Just as he was about to press Ctrl+Enter, Lu Haoran finally reacted quickly: "Zelin, don't, don't send it!"
Su Zelin smiled and said, "Don't you want to clarify?"
"Khan, I want to clarify, but not in this way."
Lu Haoran was almost crying with anxiety.
Maybe Xiaoyanzi would ignore me in anger, not to mention chatting online, she wouldn't even want to meet me in real life.
At this time, Tang Yan's avatar started jumping again.
Xiaoyanzi: "Su Zelin, it's you!"
Obviously, Lu Haoran would never say such words to himself.
Besides, the little cutie just learned how to use the Internet, how could he type that whole sentence so fast
Then the truth points to one person: Su Zelin was sitting next to the honest man and took over his job.
On the day of taking graduation photos, Lu Haoran once said that he wanted Su Zelin to teach him how to use the Internet and apply for a QQ account.
Haoran: “It’s not me!”
Xiaoyanzi: "Tsk, if it weren't for you, Su Zelin, my name Tang Yan would be written backwards!"
Haoran: "I've been found out. It's boring. Fine, you guys continue chatting. I'm leaving now!"
Su Zelin gave up his seat.
Lu Haoran finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Xiaoyanzi was very observant and did not misunderstand, otherwise it would have been terrible.
At the same time, he was also quite envious of his good friend.
As expected of Zelin, he chats with others very smoothly and I always feel that he is much more interesting than myself.
Haoran: “I’m coming!”
Xiaoyanzi: "Lu Haoran, tell me the truth, did Su Zelin lead you to do something bad?"
Lu Haoran was a little panicked. Su Zelin had just shown him something new. Although he had the attitude of observing and learning, it was still not good.
The honest man can no longer be honest at this moment.
Lu Haoran found the two letters "my" on the keyboard and typed "no". Just as he was about to send it out, Su Zelin said beside him, "Congratulations, Haozi. You have learned another of the 100 little tricks to kill a conversation."
Lu Haoran’s mouse was almost on the send button, but he pulled it back.
Zelin is right, this reply is too boring.
"Zelin, how should I respond to Xiaoyanzi? Tell me some tips."
"Well, it's actually very simple. The secret can be summed up in one word - long!"
"long?"
"Yes, it must be long!"
Lu Haoran understood this time.
What Su Zelin meant was that you should type more and not always just one, two or three words.
But it does make some sense.
So Lu Haoran added two more sentences.
Haoran: "No! No way! How is it possible!"
They were all the most commonly used single-letter phrases, but it still took him a minute to type them out slowly.
Xiaoyanzi: "You reacted so strongly, it seems that I guessed it right, Lu Haoran, I thought you were quite honest. Ha, man!"
Lu Haoran was completely panicked.
"Zelin, what should we do? Xiaoyanzi knows!"
Su Zelin thought to himself, I asked you to type more, but you denied it three times in a row. Isn't this just trying to cover up the truth
It's really like a rotten tree that can't be carved!
Su Zelin also had a headache when he met such an honest person.
It seems like I have to take the blame myself.
Su Zelin opened Xiaoyanzi's dialog box.
Very handsome at the age of one: "It has nothing to do with Haozi. I want to educate him. I can't let him go astray in the future, right? I asked you to teach Haozi yourself but he doesn't want to. What can I do? [Smirk]"
Xiaoyanzi: "Asshole, go to hell [kitchen knife]"
One-year-old is very handsome: "Anyway, the whole thing is like this, so let's just leave it at that, brother hides!"
Su Zelin didn't want to talk to her any more.
There is nothing much to talk about with Xiaoyanzi. I might as well talk about life and ideals with my female netizens instead.
Xiaoyanzi: "Wait a minute, Shiqing is here with me. She just applied for a QQ account and said she wants to add you!"
Uh, Qin Shiqing applied for QQ...
Su Zelin suddenly remembered that Qin Shiqing did start to learn how to use the Internet during the summer after graduation.
The little cutie collapsed when he saw these words.
Shi Qing is here too. Now I am completely ruined!
Very handsome at the age of one: "She and I see each other all day long. If we have anything to say, we can just talk at home. What's there to chat about on QQ?"
Xiaoyanzi: "Now you can see each other all day, but Shiqing will go to Yanjing in September. Add her on QQ so that we can keep in touch. I will help her add you as a friend. Please pass the verification!"
After a while, a system message popped up, saying that this was a new friend with the nickname "Sunny Day".
Su Zelin was naturally familiar with it.
In her previous life, Qin Shiqing’s online name had not been changed for more than ten years, which also shows the difference between her personality and Su Zelin’s.
The scoundrel has changed his online name at least twenty times.
"Very handsome at the age of one", "Chasing for years", "Happy to be naughty", "Quiet handsome man", "Driving a Ferrari with one hand"... etc. In short, they are all very flirty and none of them are serious.
It was not until Su Zelin founded a company that it became normal to have a QQ name for socializing—Mr. Su of XX Company.
He is still very pretentious. At this time, he doesn't need to use a playful nickname to attract girls' attention. Instead, this most serious nickname has the greatest lethality. With a custom avatar of driving a Ferrari with one hand, I don't know how many girls will actively add him as a friend.
Su Zelin hesitated for a moment, but still passed the verification, seemingly having no excuse to refuse.
Xiaoyanzi: "Okay, Su Zelin, the task of learning how to chat on QQ with Shiqing is now handed over to you, so just chat slowly!"
One year old is handsome: "Oh!"
When Qin Shiqing clicked on the Sunny Day dialog box, she used the girl's avatar with reddish-brown hair and a serene expression, which is also the most frequently recommended avatar used by young girls.
One year old is handsome: "What are you doing?"
It took a while before I received a response.
Sunny: "Chatting with you, what else can I do [rolling eyes]"
Although Qin Shiqing is also conservative in her thinking, she is very smart and is able to accept new things faster than honest people. Just now, after watching Xiaoyanzi and Su Zelin chatting for a few sentences, she learned how to use QQ emoticons to express her emotions.
One year old is handsome: "Oh!"
Another minute later.
Sunny day: "How long have you and Haozi been here?"
One year old is handsome: "Just arrived!"
…
After chatting for a few casual words, Lu Haoran on the side was puzzled.
"Zelin, didn't you say that we should type for a long time when chatting so as not to kill the conversation? Why did you and Qin Shiqing only type two or three words?"
"We are too familiar with each other. There is nothing to talk about!"
The gangster stretched his shoulders.
Of course, I can't use the flirtatious approach with Qin Shiqing.
In his previous life, he and Qin Shiqing went to different colleges and mainly kept in touch through QQ. They relied on this to maintain their relationship and later even won over his childhood sweetheart. Of course, he couldn't make the same mistake again now.
Soon, Tang Yan on the other side couldn't stand it anymore.
Xiaoyanzi: "Is this how you teach Shiqing to chat? The other person, a novice, talks more than you do. Su Zelin, where is your eloquence?"
Su Zelin thought to himself that if the person he was chatting with was a female netizen, he could use his eloquent tongue to lick her hard, but he couldn't lick Qin Shiqing casually, or something bad would happen if he wasn't careful.
He was handsome at the age of one: "My dear daughter, what are you talking about? Daddy, I am very introverted and reserved online, okay!"
Xiaoyanzi: "Introverted and reserved Su Zelin, bah!"
…