In This Life, I Will No Longer Be a Scumbag to My Childhood Sweetheart

Chapter 38: The anti-routine of the mixed man

Views:

Lu Haoran lowered his head and said nothing, but it seemed that he was not brave enough to make the appointment no matter what.

If they wait any longer, Xiaoyanzi will be offline, so Su Zelin has to take action himself.

Open Tang Yan’s QQ dialog box.

Very handsome at the age of one: "Xiaoyanzi, it's so hot today, please buy me some milk tea [licking tongue]"

Lu Haoran was stunned.

Can you be so direct

There is no need for a prelude, just get straight to the point.

He couldn't help but ask, "Zelin, shouldn't we greet her first? And we were planning to treat her to milk tea, so why did she treat us instead?"

"What do you know?"

Su Zelin snorted, “Mouse, let me tell you, the more you chat with friends, the less you need meaningless nonsense!”

"Say things like 'Hi' or 'Are you there?' It just distances you from others!"

"As for why we let her treat, it's called striking first and gaining the upper hand. If I suddenly say this, Xiaoyanzi will definitely not be happy. Then we treat her in return, and she will naturally be very happy and there is no way she will refuse!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the short-haired purple avatar moved.

Xiaoyanzi: "Why should I treat you to milk tea when it's hot [stare]"

Lu Haoran was completely convinced.

I was chatting with Xiaoyanzi just now, but she didn't reply for a long time.

It turned out to be a technical problem, the posture was wrong!

If it were Zelin, everything would be under control.

Very handsome at the age of one: "Just because we are friends, is it difficult to treat a friend to milk tea? Don't you regard me as a friend? Could it be that our three years of deep friendship is not as good as a small cup of milk tea?"

Su Zelin answered three soul-searching questions with great reason.

Take women's path and leave them with no way to go.

Xiaoyanzi: "Bah, don't act like I'm stingy. Didn't I treat you to soda for a week?"

One-year-old is very handsome: "You lost the bet, it doesn't count!"

Xiaoyanzi: "Anyway, I've already treated you. If you want milk tea now, you have to treat me. Besides, you're a boy [knock head]"

Very handsome at the age of one: "What's wrong with being a boy? Are boys born to suffer disadvantages? I'm so angry! Don't you always say that men and women are equal? How come they are not equal now?"

Tang Yan has a slight inclination towards boxing, but fortunately, his skills are not very profound.

And boxing is useless against Su Zelin, as the gangsters are too good at counter-routines.

Xiaoyanzi: "I don't care, it's your turn to treat this time!"

No matter how good Tang Yan was at talking, she still had to admit defeat in front of Su Zelin's eloquent tongue. She couldn't win the argument and just threw a tantrum.

"In any case", "I don't care" and "Anyway" are all common and necessary sentence patterns used by women when they are being unreasonable, and Xiaoyanzi is well aware of the essence of them.

Unfortunately, she had no idea that she had fallen into the trap of the gangster and was being led by the nose.

Very handsome at the age of one: "You women just like to say one thing and mean another. Next time, don't talk to me about the bullshit equality of men and women, or I will be angry with you! Alas, after all, I have to bear it all by myself. This time, I will reluctantly buy you a drink. While I am free today, I will wait for a while, and I will not wait after the expiration date!"

Xiaoyanzi: "Yeah, it's your turn to invite [Scissorhands]"

Very handsome at the age of one: "There are two of us, Haozi and I. You can call me a companion. Let's make it clear first. Only girls are allowed [cheeky smile]"

Xiaoyanzi: "You're talking like I can ask boys to drink your milk tea. Wait a minute, I'll ask the network administrator to borrow a phone to ask if Shiqing is free!"

One-year-old is very handsome: "Hurry up, brother's time is precious!"

Xiaoyanzi: "Okay, I know you, Mr. Su, are very busy!"

Not long passed.

Xiaoyanzi: "Shiqing is at home, she said yes!"

He is handsome at the age of one: "OK, let's happily settle it. I'm leaving now. See you, Ice Beauty!"

After finishing the conversation with Xiaoyanzi, Su Zelin blew out a smoke ring, hiding his achievements and fame.

"Mouse, have you learned anything?"

“I learned it!”

Lu Haoran gave a thumbs up.

Originally, dating a girl, especially an angry girl, is a very passive thing, but my good friend took the initiative.

Xiaoyanzi had no idea that she had been set up. She was very happy and felt that she had gotten the better deal.

This posture is so high, as high as several floors!

How about I do the same next time

Well, forget it. After all, I’m not Zelin.

Ice Beauty is a long-established ice drink shop in Jianglan City.

"Remember, Haozi, don't mention that incident later, and don't show any apology. In short, you should drink and chat as if nothing happened. At most, you can be more attentive and help get the milk tea. If everyone has a good time, the unpleasant things will naturally pass!"

Su Zelin gave detailed instructions to prevent Lu Haoran from causing any trouble.

"Then when we're almost leaving, I'll trick you into paying the bill..."

When he said this, Lu Haoran was puzzled.

"Uh, Zelin, why are you trying to fool me? I was planning to pay for it anyway!"

"Haozi, you are so stupid. I was just pretending to fool you. I was the one who treated everyone to the meal, but now you have to pay for it. Xiaoyanzi would definitely be upset and speak up for you, but you insisted on paying for it. This way, you diverted the conflict and established your image as a great and righteous person."

Su Zelin explained patiently.

The honest man suddenly realized: "So that's how it is, but in this case, you've become a bad guy, won't Xiaoyanzi be angry with you?"

"It's okay. I'm a bad guy anyway. It doesn't matter. Besides, I've made Xiaoyanzi angry so many times. In the end, aren't we still good friends?"

Su Zelin smiled.

Lu Haoran thought to himself, that’s true. Su Zelin often makes Xiao Yanzi angry, but it would pass after a while.

"No matter what, Zelin, I really wronged you."

"Hey, why are you talking about this? Women are like clothes, and brothers are like limbs. Who made me, Su, value friendship over women, and be loyal to the sky?"

This touched the little cutie.

Although Zelin is a bit muddled, he really has nothing to say about his friends.

"They are coming, Mouse, remember to act accordingly!"

Sure enough, Qin Shiqing and Tang Yan walked into the ice drink shop chatting and laughing.

Xiaoyanzi had to wait for her sisters, so it took some time.

"Shiqing, Xiaoyanzi, you are here!"

Lu Haoran quickly took the initiative to greet him.

The smile on Xiaoyanzi's face suddenly cooled. She didn't answer and turned her head away.

Qin Shiqing was keenly aware of her mood changes and couldn't help feeling a little strange.

Did Lu Haoran annoy Xiaoyanzi

He shouldn't have such a good temper!

Su Zelin often does this, but since Xiaoyanzi agreed to come out for milk tea, and it was Zelin who made the appointment, it means there is no problem between them.

After thinking about it, I understood the reason.

If nothing unexpected happens, it should be due to the time when his childhood sweetheart taught Lu Haoran science.

Qin Shiqing didn't think there was anything wrong. Ever since she helped Su's mother with the cleaning and cleaned the house for Su Zelin, and found a few colorful VCD discs under the boy's bed, she has become very tolerant of this kind of thing.

So Qin Shiqing just smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I hope you guys have been waiting for a long time."

"It's okay, we..."

"We only waited for less than twenty minutes."

Su Zelin interrupted Lu Haoran and spoke up.

Uh, didn’t we just arrive

The honest man was puzzled again.

My gay friend claimed that Xiaoyanzi would definitely wait for Qin Shiqing and couldn't come so soon. He dilly-dallyed and stayed online for another ten minutes. He only got off after being urged several times. When I entered the ice cream shop, my butt wasn't even warm yet. It was no longer than five minutes.

"You guys are awesome. You came here right after getting off the plane without telling me. You have to act like a big shot just to treat your friends to a cup of milk tea, right?"

Su Zelin slammed the table.

It’s still the same old trick of taking the initiative.

As long as a woman feels guilty, she will naturally feel embarrassed to be angry.

As for them they waited for three minutes.

Three minutes is indeed less than twenty minutes!

There is nothing wrong with this!

"I'm so sorry, Xiaoyanzi was waiting for me just now, that's why you came so late!"

Qin Shiqing took the initiative to take the blame.

"Su Zelin, Shi Qing just came out from home, she can't fly, you guys are boys, what's wrong with waiting a little longer, you are so stingy!"

While explaining, Xiaoyanzi's stern face softened noticeably.

Su Zelin said nothing.

I have played the bad guy up to this point, now it’s time for me to play the good guy.

"Zelin, I didn't do it on purpose. It happened for a reason. Besides, what Xiaoyanzi said makes sense. We are boys, so it's okay to wait a little longer."

Lu Haoran tried to smooth things over.

"Okay, okay, since Mouse said so, I forgive you!"

Su Zelin waved generously.

Comparing the two of them, Xiaoyanzi suddenly felt that Lu Haoran was much more pleasing to the eye.

"See what you want to drink, ladies first."

Lu Haoran followed the instructions of Su Zelin, the military advisor, and handed the drink menu to the two girls.

"Milk tea, vanilla!"

"I want chocolate flavor!"

Qin Shiqing and Tang Yan made a decision quickly.

It turns out that Xiaoyanzi likes chocolate milk tea.

Lu Haoran secretly kept it in mind.

Should I drink the same thing as her

No, that would make me seem too indecisive.

After some consideration, Lu Haoran ordered a cup of red bean, while Su Zelin chose Yuanyang, which is a method of adding a certain amount of coffee to milk tea. It is a method passed down from Hong Kong Island, but students rarely order it.

Su Zelin has an unfixed taste. For example, when drinking milk tea, he will try all kinds he has never tried before and order something different every time. His love of novelty is fully reflected in his daily life.

"Xiaoyanzi, it's been a while since we last met. What have you been doing during the summer vacation?"

Su Zelin took the initiative to change the subject.

"What can we do? We stay at home almost all day. When we have time, we just ask Shiqing to go shopping or something. Our program is not as rich as yours and Lu Haoran's!"

Although the two of them played the good and bad cops to ease the atmosphere, Xiaoyanzi was obviously still a little resentful and made veiled accusations that had other implications.

Qin Shiqing laughed secretly in her heart. In fact, Ze Lin was the real culprit, but Xiao Yanzi obviously couldn't do anything to him, so she could only vent her anger on Lu Haoran.

If it were Lu Haoran, he wouldn't be able to withstand it.

But Su Zelin was not an honest man. He pretended not to understand and even turned the tables: "How could you be so boring? I see you online every day, but you often don't reply when I say hello. Maybe you're busy chatting with handsome guys online!"

"You're the one flirting, Su Zelin. I'm not like you, who would add so many random netizens! And why didn't I reply to you? Can I type as fast as an old internet addict like you?"

Xiaoyanzi was furious.

In fact, Su Zelin was giving her a psychological hint.

From now on, when Lu Haoran sends her messages, she will not ignore them out of anger, otherwise she will be slandered by the gangsters for being "busy chatting with handsome guys".

"Nonsense, I don't have any random friends online, I just talk about life and ideals with them online!"

Su Zelin said calmly.

"hehe!"

Xiaoyanzi sneered and thought to herself, I would never believe you!

This guy is usually quite arrogant, and now with the powerful weapon QQ, he will be even more like a fish in water and lawless.

Lu Haoran also wiped his sweat. If he had not seen with his own eyes Su Zelin chatting with several female netizens at the same time, calling them "cutie", "kiss", or "baby", he would have believed it.

Because of this joke, Xiaoyanzi forgot to blame the two for going to the Internet cafe to watch educational films, and the crisis disappeared.

Lu Haoran was full of admiration.

Ze Lin is really a fire-fighting master. Fortunately, I brought him along. If I had made an appointment with Xiao Yanzi, even if she agreed, I'm afraid it would have been messed up and we would have ended up in a bad mood.