The atmosphere is gradually becoming harmonious, so we have to strike while the iron is hot.
The dog-headed military advisor winked at the honest man and asked him to perform well according to the plan.
"Xiaoyanzi, aren't you very knowledgeable about constellations? Can you tell us about it?"
Lu Haoran coughed dryly and asked.
This is what Su Zelin just taught him.
Xiaoyanzi is an expert on zodiac signs, and the atmosphere will definitely liven up when talking about this her favorite topic.
As expected, Xiaoyanzi said with great joy: "I can't say I've done a lot of research, but I do have some understanding."
"So what's your zodiac sign?"
Lu Haoran asked again.
"Aries, girls of this sign are outgoing, straightforward, simple-minded, clear about what they like and hate, don't like to pretend, are proactive, may not have many friends around them, but they all value them..."
Tang Yan talked about it incessantly, knowing everything about it.
When she finished speaking, Lu Haoran clapped his hands: "Wow, amazing, Xiaoyanzi, you really look like you!"
"There is still some metaphysics in the zodiac, it's not without reason!"
Xiaoyanzi said proudly.
"Tsk, you only know how to pick the good ones!"
Su Zelin said disdainfully: "Aries also have a bad temper and get angry at the slightest provocation. Why don't you mention this?"
In fact, Hunzi also learned a little about astrology before his rebirth, but not because of interest, but to pick up girls.
Many girls are obsessed with zodiac signs. Approaching from this angle, it is easy to find common topics. Moreover, each zodiac sign has its advantages, so just grab the opportunities and praise them.
"Humph, that's not important!"
Xiaoyanzi curled her lips.
Seeing that the two of them might quarrel at any time, Lu Haoran quickly changed the subject: "Where is Shi Qing?"
"Shiqing is a Cancer, one of the most elegant signs!"
"Cancer girls are kind and generous, gentle and considerate. They can show their sincerity and kindness in front of friends and strangers, and refuse to intrigue. It is always comfortable to get along with them. Therefore, Cancer girls have many friends and almost never quarrel with others!"
"This sign is nearly perfect, if there is any flaw..."
Xiaoyanzi paused for a moment and said, "They just like to keep their troubles to themselves. Sometimes they would rather hurt themselves than hurt others. In other words, they are just too good-natured!"
"This is truly amazing! It is a true portrayal of Shi Qing!"
Lu Haoran was not only flattering, he also sincerely felt that there was something interesting in the knowledge of astrology.
"Actually, I'm not that good."
Qin Shiqing felt a little embarrassed.
She felt that it was because Xiaoyanzi had a good relationship with her that there was a certain element of beautification.
Su Zelin said lazily: "Don't be too obsessed with this. The theory of astrology is nothing more than so-called experts finding a lot of common human characteristics and summarizing them so that people of each zodiac sign can find their own position!"
Xiaoyanzi glared at him but didn't argue.
If it were someone else, she would definitely refute it.
But there is no point in arguing with someone like Su Zelin, and you can't win the argument. This guy always has a lot of crooked logic and can even make a dead person look alive.
Her eyes turned to the honest man: "Lu Haoran, as for you, you are either Taurus or Scorpio!"
"Why?"
Lu Haoran asked subconsciously.
"It's very simple. These two signs have a most distinctive characteristic. They are introverted and low-key, simple and down-to-earth. They have few friends, but they cherish every friend and are willing to give selflessly. But I guess you are a Taurus, because compared to Scorpio, Taurus is more rigid and doesn't understand romance very well."
Lu Haoran seemed happy at first, but became a little depressed later.
Yes, I am indeed too rigid, and maybe I don’t know how to please girls.
"And Su Zelin!"
When it comes to Hunzi, everyone's eyes fall on him.
"Either Sagittarius or Gemini, it makes no difference!"
Tang Yan's tone was very affirmative.
"Xiaoyanzi, how did you judge that?"
This time even Qin Shiqing became interested. As childhood sweethearts, she naturally knew Su Zelin's zodiac sign, but she had never told her sisters about it.
"Because boys of these two signs are the worst!"
Xiaoyanzi snorted.
"Sagittarius and Gemini men are uninhibited and refuse to be constrained by anything. They are smart, humorous, seek excitement and challenges, are very interested in new things, and have a wide range of interests. However..."
At this point, her tone changed: "Because they are too eager for novelty, they are also very fickle in relationships. Their natural good looks and versatility allow these guys to easily gain popularity with women, which also creates unique conditions for them to become scumbags!"
"Su Zelin, between the two, I guess you are a Gemini!"
Xiaoyanzi stared at Su Zelin, her wise eyes like Sherlock Holmes, and slowly came to a conclusion.
Qin Shiqing frowned and couldn't help asking, "What's the difference between these two constellations?"
"Although both are scumbags, Sagittarius and Gemini are quite different. Sagittarius likes new things and dislikes old things. When they see a pretty girl, they may be tempted to flirt with her. Once they have a new girl, they forget the old one. They are the purest scumbags. Gemini may be a scumbag, but they will not flirt with any pretty girl. They like new things but not old things. In other words, they want them all. In addition, Gemini values feelings more, whether it is love or friendship, while Sagittarius is more indifferent and always self-centered!"
"Finally, Geminis have contradictory characteristics in their personalities. Sometimes, what they say and do on the surface may be contrary to their true thoughts in their hearts. They are more difficult to see through than the single-celled Sagittarius!"
Xiaoyanzi talked the most about this constellation, because Gemini is indeed the most complicated in the theory of constellations.
Hearing this, Qin Shiqing suddenly became thoughtful.
Is it possible that what Gemini says and does on the surface sometimes runs counter to what they really think deep down
"Zelin, are you really a Gemini?"
Lu Haoran asked curiously.
Su Zelin nodded.
"Xiaoyanzi, you are amazing. You can even guess this correctly!"
Lu Haoran was amazed.
"Come on, it's not that amazing. Didn't we fill out a personal profile before the college entrance exam? She looked at our date of birth!"
Su Zelin revealed the secret in one sentence.
Xiaoyanzi blushed slightly and coughed dryly, "I did take a look, but am I wrong? What's wrong with you? Bah, scumbag!"
Lu Haoran quickly tried to smooth things over and spoke for his best friend: "Although the horoscope can be used as a reference, it is not completely accurate. I don't think Ze Lin is a scumbag. He values friendship over sex, so how could he be a scumbag!"
Su Zelin: “…”
To be honest, Xiaoyanzi’s analysis is correct.
I am indeed a scumbag!
…
Several people were chatting while drinking milk tea.
When they were almost done drinking, Su Zelin said, "Haozi, go pay the bill!"
"Su Zelin, didn't we agree that you would treat us? Why did Lu Haoran have to pay?"
Xiaoyanzi fell into the trap and frowned.
Su Zelin chuckled: "It's my treat, but I didn't say I'd pay the bill. Anyway, it's fine as long as you have your share!"
"Su Zelin, you are awesome. You are using your friends' money to treat us!"
Xiaoyanzi was so angry that she was shaking coldly: "What kind of bullshit logic is this? I just praised you for being loyal to your friends and valuing friendship!"
Su Zelin snorted, "You just called me a scumbag. You're so long-winded. I'm a little short of money recently. I can just pay him back another day!"
"It's okay, we are all friends, it doesn't matter who invites us!"
Lu Haoran seized the opportunity and ran to pay the bill.
"Only a mouse can tolerate someone like you!"
Xiaoyanzi glared at him, then thought of something and added, "And Shiqing!"
"Soon she won't have to put up with me anymore, but Haozi will still have to continue to be bullied by me, because he and I went to the same university!"
Su Zelin smiled.
"Don't even think about it. Don't forget that I live in the same city as Haozi. I won't just stand by and watch you bully him!"
"Oh, you feel bad now?"
"Go to hell, who cares? This is called loyalty!"
"… "
Lu Haoran paid the bill and several people walked out of the ice cream shop. However, the honest man found that Xiaoyanzi's attitude towards him was really different. He could tell from the fact that she kept calling him "rat".
As expected of Ze Lin, the method he came up with is really effective immediately!
"Qin Shiqing and I are going back. Haozi, you and Xiaoyanzi are going the same way. Go with her. Remember to send her home. The mission of protecting the flowers is now up to you!"
There is a reason why Su Zelin chose the Ice Beauty shop.
Its geographical location allows Lu Haoran and Tang Yan to share a route home, which provides an excuse for escort without being too deliberate.
In order to bring his good friend and Xiaoyanzi together, he has put in a lot of effort.
So what Xiaoyanzi said about the personality traits of Gemini is not wrong.
What this kind of boy says and does on the surface may be contrary to his true thoughts in his heart!
It has just been proved that although Su Zelin seems to be disloyal on the surface, he is actually the most loyal person.
"Uh, Xiaoyanzi and I..."
This was not included in the plan discussed at the ice cream shop, and Lu Haoran was a little caught off guard.
Su Zelin sighed: "Mouse, you don't want to be a flower protector? Fine, forget it!"
"No, no, that's not what I meant!"
Lu Haoran quickly clarified, fearing that Xiaoyanzi would misunderstand that he disliked him.
"That's all, see you another day, bye!"
Su Zelin got on his bike and rode away.
With Lu Haoran's personality, sometimes he has to be forced to do something. If I don't give him a push, I'm afraid he will never take this step and he can only be friends with Xiao Yanzi forever.
But with the experience of being sent home, some things became different.
Qin Shiqing saw through Su Zelin's intention, but did not point it out. She smiled at the two of them and said, "Lu Haoran, Xiaoyanzi, let's meet again another day. Bye!"
After Su Zelin left, the honest man felt like he had lost his backbone and was at a loss.
"Xiao, Xiaoyanzi, it's on the way anyway, I, I'll give you a ride?"
After a while, he finally mustered up the courage.
After saying these two sentences, the honest man's face turned red.
"Let's go!"
Tang Yan got on the bicycle and said two words, which made Lu Haoran feel relieved.
Xiaoyanzi, she agreed!
I actually had the chance to send a girl home!
Lu Haoran suddenly felt so excited that he wanted to cry.
He originally thought that something like this might not happen until a very long time later.
When he realized what was happening, he quickly caught up on his bike.
Honest people have a faint joy in their hearts, and even pedaling a bicycle seems to be much easier.
An indescribable feeling fills every cell of the body.
Some people say that first love is like a cup of red bean ice in the hottest summer. Many people swallow it whole before waiting for it to melt and savor it, leaving only a faint sweetness in the mouth.
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