Instant Kill

Chapter 117: Tan Laoxi (Part 1)

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Guo Twelve asked, "Who wants to fight?" He looked over his head. It turned out that two ordinary people were quarreling. At first glance, it was known that they were the family members of the inner door professional, an old man and a boy like a skinny monkey. The two were entangled with each other without any rules. .

After only a few words, Guo Shishi burst into laughter.

"… "

"... If you can't kill me... My brother will kill you!"

"What kind of thing is your brother, if my son comes... I can't kill your brother... "

"You let go... ooh... my hair... it's going to fall out, little bastard, let go!"

"I won't let it go... Anyway, you don't have a few hairs left, and they will fall off!"

"I fought with you!"

"Whoa, old thing... You caught me... Whoa, the balls are going to smash..."

"You let go!"

"You also let go!"

"Old man, I'll call one, two, three, let go together!"

"it is good!"

"one two Three!"

"Damn it... You are cheating! Ah... it hurts me... I admit defeat... "

Ha ha! Hahaha!

Everyone watching the fun was very happy. The old and the young were beaten with bruised noses and bruised eyes, but the onlookers were all experts, and at a glance they knew that there was no danger.

This old and small, and finally the old cunning, small begging for mercy. I can't help but beg for mercy, and if I grab it harder, the little ones won't be able to live.

The old man returned to his stall proudly, brushed the hairs on his head, and said contemptuously, "Fight with my old man? Humph..." The young man cried and returned to the stall next to him. .

It turned out that the hawkers from the two stalls were fighting, and the crowd dispersed happily. Guo Twelve smiled and said, "Okay, I didn't watch it lively."

Huo Bao smiled and said, "It's really fun!"

Guo Shishi said: "Ordinary people are just like professionals, they are all human beings, huh, but when it comes to fighting, ordinary people are still far behind, and generally they will not die."

Walking along the road, Guo Shishi saw the silver fox fur again. He liked this kind of fox skin in his previous life, and in this life, he couldn't help but like it, so when he saw a beautiful fox skin, he couldn't help but want to buy it. Eagle Demon thought it was very interesting, and he asked, "Twelve, why do you like fox fur so much?"

Guo Shishi said seriously: "The fur is soft and thick, and the color is good, why can't I like it?"

Eagle Demon said: "What you buy are all ordinary fox skins. In fact, there is also a kind of fox skin with natural runes on its fur, but it is not a rune beast. We call it a flower fox, and the fur of a flower fox is more precious. Because there are natural runes on the fur, water can't invade, snow can't touch, and it can withstand the coldest wind.

Guo Twelve said oddly: "I have seen so many stalls, but I haven't found any flower fox skins."

The hawker selling fox fur smiled and said, "That's the fur that only professionals can sell. We only have the fur of ordinary beasts here. Hehe, although the fox fur I have here is not as good as flower fox fur, it is better than other stalls. ."

Guo Twelve didn't care, and bought a few more silver fox skins and a few pure black fox skins, and then left with satisfaction. He said, "Let's go find the flower fox skin!"

Eagle Demon said a little depressedly: "I have killed countless flower foxes before, and those furs were thrown to my friends."

Guo Twelve pouted and said, "Cool words..."

Luo Zhan said to the Eagle Demon, "Don't tease Twelve, be careful of him."

Guo Twelve said, "Uncle Luo, how can I have it?"

The three of them quarreled and walked to the next booth hilariously. Everyone was very relaxed and in a good mood. Huo Bao and others went to different booths to buy their favorite things. Before coming out, Guo Twelve gave the four people some pocket money.

After walking all the way, it was less than halfway through, it was about to get dark, and the group returned with a full load.

Back in the small courtyard where he lived, Guo Shishi was called to the master.

Luo Jie smiled and said, "Twelve, I bought a lot of things today? Did you find a treasure?" He asked jokingly. Guo Shishi's good luck made him feel incredible.

Guo Shishi said: "I don't have any treasures, so I just bought a bunch of furs and some gadgets."

Luo Jie nodded and said: "The animal skins produced by Xifumen are very famous, and the silk and satin produced by Nanfumen are the best. Hehe, we also produce fur in Beifumen, but not as good as Xifumen, unless it is the fur of beasts from the extreme northern wasteland. , have such good quality.”

Guo Twelve asked, "Master, where have you been today?"

Luo Jie said, "I went to see some old friends."

Qi Nanshan said, "Twelve, let's have dinner here in the evening, wait a while, your master has a friend coming..." After he finished speaking, he pouted and looked disapproving.

Guo Twelve smiled and said, "Is it your intention to let me burn talisman food?"

Luo Jie said: "Smart ghost! Go get ready, that person will be there in a while."

Guo Shishi turned his head and said to Chen Hong, "Little Hong, take out the things and let's cook... Hehe, I didn't expect my craft to be quite popular." Chen Hong agreed and brought a few other partners with him. Went to the kitchen, some ingredients are to be pre-processed. Luo Jie gave another order: "Twelve, make some earth dragon meat and come out, hehe."

The meat of the earth dragon is usually only served to more distinguished guests, and is generally not taken out to entertain guests. Eating this stuff is very good for the body, and Guo Twelve is not willing to take it out to entertain people, most of which are eaten for his own people.

Guo Twelve agreed and turned to go to the kitchen.

Luo Jie watched Guo Shishi leave and asked, "Dashan, what do you think of them inviting us to the Wild Beast Secret Realm?"

Qi Nanshan said: "The Secret Realm of Wild Beasts... Let's go there. Twelve needs to gain knowledge. Although there are powerful talismans in the Secret Realm of Wild Beasts, it is nothing special to have us here... Moreover, the combat power of Twelve Comparable to the master, this time I got the ancient insect talisman, and the combat power has increased again, I think... I still promise them."

Luo Jie said: "Hehe, I originally planned to go back after a little exchange, you know... With the secret realm and the secret realm of the altar, other secret realms are no longer attractive to us... However, last time we were in the wild beast. The harvest in the secret realm is rich, and although there are some dangers, it is not bad to go in again."

Qi Nanshan said: "Yeah, after I advanced to the altar this time, I was also lost and didn't know how to develop. That Li Ran was right, maybe we are the frogs in the well."

A waiter came in to report that the guests had arrived.

Luo Jie asked Guo Shishi to be called, and then he took Qi Nanshan and others out to greet him.

"Tan Laoxi, haha, I didn't expect that we would meet again, you are still alive, it really surprises me..."

Guo Twelve was startled, the master's words were not pleasant.

Tan Laoxi looked much older than Luo Jie, he said incredulously: "Hey, the fuck...how did you become so young? Oh, I'm not alive... What good things did you eat? Hey, this is not Dashan? Damn, why are you getting so young... Fuck!"

Qi Nanshan said with a smile: "Lao Xi, don't be convinced, I've advanced again!"

Tan Laoxi was puzzled and said, "You advanced? Didn't you fucking advance long ago? What level are you still advancing? Coax me to play..."

Guo Twelve couldn't help but be dumbfounded. The old man was full of foul language and spoke recklessly. Even the master and Grandpa Nanshan started talking nonsense. He looked at him curiously. This man looked very old, with white hair and beard, but he was in good spirits.

Qi Nanshan said, "Why should I coax you?"

Tan Laoxi didn't believe it at all, he said, "You are talking nonsense... Damn, if you can advance, the beasts on the grassland don't have to eat meat, fuck it!" His eyes turned to Guo Shishi and asked: " Lao Luo, this is... Guo Twelve, who has been rumored in recent days? Your little master apprentice?" He looked disbelieving.

Luo Jie said proudly: "Twelve, see you Grandpa Tan, he is a famous loner in Xifumen, a big beast spell master."

Guo Twelve said respectfully: "I have seen Grandpa Tan, I am Guo Twelve."

Tan Laoxi said: "I know, I know... In the past few days, I heard someone mention you every day, like thunder, and you are famous, little guy, huh, are you really a master? I'm really surprised... You are such a stinky master. , can you teach a master-level apprentice? Isn't this a fucking idiot!"

This was originally a pain in Luo Jie's heart. He accepted many apprentices, but none of them were able to advance to the master level. Only after accepting Guo Twelve, did one Qin Han advance to the master level. He said angrily: "Tan Laoxi! I now have two master-level apprentices, twice as strong as you have only one...!"

Tan Laoxi looked disbelieving and said, "Blow it! The last time we met, you lamented that there was no apprentice to advance, so quickly... Uh, it seems that we haven't seen each other for many years, it seems that it has been decades. Bar… "

Qi Nanshan said: "If you want to bicker, go to the room to fight! Lao Xi, after so many years, your mouth is still so stinky! Twelve is also going to burn talisman food for you... Let's go in."

Guo Twelve said, "I'll go to the kitchen first."

Tan Laoxi scolded and entered the living room, accompanied by Luo Jie and Qi Nanshan. Tan Laoxi doesn't care at all, he is full of foul language, if he opens his mouth, he is fucked, and if he shuts his mouth, he is fucked.

Luo Jie and others sat down and exchanged a few words.

Tan Laoxi sighed: "Oh, fuck... Lao Luo, tell me, how did you become so young? Let me, Lao Xi, be young again... I mean it, not fucking!"

Luo Jie said: "Lao Xi, I'm really advanced, but... In our place, even if it is advanced, there is no way to go, really! Don't fuck it!"

Guo Twelve just walked in and almost fell over when he heard the master's words, "Don't be a douchebag. When did the master say such a thing?" However, he felt very kind. When he was in the army in his previous life, he used to speak foul language for a while, even more vulgar than Tan Laoxi.

Tan Laoxi already believed it in his heart, he said: "I said... Lao Luo, you are so old, what the hell are you still in, you are really going to be mad at me... "

Luo Jie said, "That's right, I'm just going to piss you off, you old bastard! Can't you stop swearing? Fuck you!"

Tan Laoxi laughed and applauded: "Yes! Yes... I just like you to speak foul language!"

Everyone was speechless for a while.

Luo Jie shook his head helplessly and said, "You old ruffian... Forget it, don't talk about it! Twelve, are you ready to burn?"

Guo Twelve said, "Master, it's ready, I'll let them serve it up."