Instant Kill

Chapter 118: Tan Laoxi (below)

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Various dishes were brought up. Tan Laoxi smelled the smell, took a sip, and said, "Yes, this taste is really fragrant, hey, Lao Luo, you are blessed, you have a good craftsman's apprentice... Damn, why don't I have such an apprentice , it's just fucking!"

Luo Jie said: "Eat it, you can't stop your mouth with such delicious food?"

Tan Laoxi stopped talking, buried his head and ate, like a wind swirling in the clouds, a few large dishes, and he ate them all in a few minutes. He wiped his mouth and said, "Damn, it's really delicious, but it's just too little..."

Qi Nanshan scolded: "You are a pig! This is talisman food, not pig food. Do you eat it like this?"

Tan Laoxi said pitifully: "Twelve, another serving? This time I'm not fucking, I'll eat it slowly!"

Guo Shishi was the first time he saw such a living treasure. He nodded and said, "Also, Grandpa Tan, you can eat it." He ordered the waiter to serve another.

Tan Laoxi said, "Hey, I'm jealous, I'm jealous!"

Luo Jie asked, "What?"

Tan Laoxi said, "I'm jealous that you have a good apprentice! Damn, why didn't I find it... Forget it, I'll just keep eating it. This taste... tsk tsk, it's really fucking tempting."

The waiter brought another. Tan Laoxi only ate it mildly at the beginning, and then he ate it again. He ate two portions, and the others only ate half of one portion. He looked at Guo Twelve pitifully again, and said, "Hey, Twelve, what kind of meat did you use, why haven't I eaten it before? Another serving?"

Guo Twelve was also speechless. He suddenly said with a smile: "Grandpa Tan, it's gone, or... I haven't eaten this one yet, so I'll give it to you."

Luo Jie couldn't help laughing, and Qi Nanshan said, "It's fun."

Tan Laoxi grimaced, Guo Shishi's hand was even more powerful than scolding him, anyway, he is an elder, how could he rob the junior's food, and said, "Lao Luo, your apprentice... is very sinister! Damn, Haha, let me slump, good!"

This guy is like a lunatic. Guo Twelve couldn't figure out how the master and Grandpa Nanshan could have such friends.

Tan Laoxi said: "Let someone serve me big meat, and noodle soup with broth!" He sighed: "Lao Luo, you can't let me go hungry? Isn't that a fuck? Come as a guest... I finally starved to death, Oops, it's so ugly..."

Luo Jie scolded: "It's so unreasonable! How can there be a guest like you? Give him a big food bowl! It's like feeding a pig!"

Tan Lao Xi suddenly softened, he said with a smile: "Don't be angry, I'm not joking... Hehe, don't fuck it, I just have this temper, you don't know... "

Luo Jie said: "Of course I know, but it's useless to know, you won't be finished if you don't get so popular! Damn, if you talk nonsense again, I'm going to beat people up!"

Guo Twelve looked at Tan Laoxi with admiration.

Tan Laoxi asked, "little guy, what are you looking at me for?"

Guo Shishi said, "Grandpa Tan, you are really amazing. It's the first time I've seen a master swearing like this, hehe."

Tan Laoxi said proudly: "It's a pity I can't beat him, damn, otherwise... I can cry him angrily."

Guo Twelve couldn't help laughing. The old man didn't give him a good impression. He wondered why the master was friends with this kind of person. He asked, "Grandpa Tan, is my cooking delicious?"

Tan Laoxi said, "It's really fucking delicious!"

Guo Twelve smiled and said, "Grandpa Tan, since it's delicious, shouldn't Twelve be rewarded?"

Tan Laoxi's face stiffened, and he said, "By the way, Lao Luo, this time we go to the Wild Beast Secret Realm, we are still together... You know, the bastards from our inner sect, if we go with them, I will be angry to death. Yes, it's all a bunch of fucking bastards!" He deliberately didn't answer Guo Shizian's words, if it was an ordinary child, he would really be mad at him.

Guo Shishi was very upset. He was only joking, but Tan Laoxi's actions made him a little annoyed.

Luo Jie smiled but did not answer, he pointed to Guo Shishi. Qi Nanshan said directly: "Don't interrupt, Twelve will talk to you."

Tan Laoxi seemed to have reacted just now, and said, "Fuck, when you're old, your ears are not good. Twelve, what are you talking about?"

Guo Twelve smiled and asked, "Grandpa Tan, do you have bad ears?"

Tan Laoxi nodded again and again and said, "Oh, I'm getting old and my ears are not good... What did you just say?"

Guo Shishi's voice suddenly became very small, and he said: "I said... you are a cheeky old stick, a shameless old thing, eat something from the younger generation, then pretend to be dead..." Then he said loudly: "Tan Grandpa, I didn't say anything!"

Tan Laoxi's face suddenly turned green and white. Being scolded by a junior, he couldn't calm down. He said, "You scold me?"

Guo Twelve smiled and said, "Which ear did you hear?"

Luo Jie couldn't help laughing. Qi Nanshan knocked hard on the ground and laughed wildly: "Haha, don't you have bad ears? Haha, hahaha!"

Guo Twelve whispered, "You can't hear it anyway. If you scold you, scold him! If you scold him, scold him for nothing! Disrespectful, shameless old ruffian!"

Tan Laoxi finally understood that the most difficult person to mess with here is Guo Shishi. But he couldn't lose his temper, because he said that he couldn't hear it. If he could hear it, then his previous actions were very rude. In any case, it is really outrageous for an elder to treat a junior like this.

Because he couldn't bear a gift, Tan Laoxi deliberately pretended to be stupid. Who knew that he would get on fire and be scolded, but he didn't dare to get angry, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

"Ugh, fuck... what a fucking... ruthless!"

Guo Shishi stood up arrogantly and said, "Master, Grandpa Nanshan, I'll go back first."

Luo Jie smiled and said, "Go, go."

Qi Nanshan said, "Get some rest early."

Tan Laoxi opened his mouth to say something, but Guo Shishi ignored him at all, turned around and left. He couldn't help but slapped his thigh and asked, "Twelve is angry?"

Luo Jie smiled and said, "He's not angry, he just ignores you, and he's a child, so you'll be embarrassed no matter what."

Qi Nanshan said happily: "Lao Xi, to be honest, it doesn't matter if you offend me or the old man, hehe, if you offend our twelve, you will suffer."

Guo Shishi was not angry, and he didn't care about any gifts. Originally, he just wanted to liven up the atmosphere. Who knew that Tan Laoxi was so stingy, and it immediately made him feel very boring, so he casually put it on him and made him feel uncomfortable. Stop relying on the old to sell the old.

Tan Laoxi whispered: "Damn, did I go too far?"

Luo Jie and Qi Nanshan nodded at the same time, and said in unison, "Yes!"

Tan Laoxi grimaced and said, "Damn, I didn't mean to..."

Luo Jie said with a smile: "Twelve is not so stingy, hehe, but you should stop messing with him in the future, otherwise...you suffer, don't blame me for not reminding you."

Tan Laoxi was a little puzzled: "How old is he? Give me a hard time?"

Qi Nanshan said seriously: "How old are you? Tell you, ten years old! Have you ever seen a ten-year-old master?"

Tan Lao Xi was cold for a while and said, "Okay, let's not talk about this. This time we will go to the Wild Beast Secret Realm. Let's go together. I heard that this time the lucky draw is good, it is an ancient talisman." He suddenly became serious. .

Luo Jie said disdainfully, "It's the same old way again."

Tan Laoxi said: "This time, it's worse than the old one. Damn, those guys didn't know what they were thinking, they found an ancient talisman that no one could use. Isn't this a lie... !"

A golden light flashed in Luo Jie's eyes. He learned from Guo Twelve that the more unusable the ancient talisman was, the more likely it was a true spiritual talisman or a true ancient talisman, and that was a good treasure. He asked calmly: "Oh, what kind of ancient talisman? You are a big beast spell master, have you seen that talisman?"

Tan Laoxi said: "Of course I've seen it before. At the beginning, I was in a daze because of that talisman. In the end, it was the sect master who made the decision and gave it to a great beast spell master in the inner sect. As a result, the guy couldn't use it at all. He said yes. Abandoned talisman. Everyone tried it, and it didn't work at all, but everyone believed that it was an ancient talisman, but it lacked the driving spell.

Luo Jie could almost conclude that it was a talisman more than a true treasure talisman. He suppressed his excitement and said, "Originally we didn't plan to participate, hehe, but since Lao Xi is here, let's go play. Anyway, we should go back after a few months."

How did Tan Laoxi know that there were so many twists and turns in Luo Jie's belly, he said: "Okay! That's it! Fuck, you guys are the strongest right now..."

Luo Jie asked, "Apart from that ancient talisman, what other rewards are there?"

Tan Laoxi said, "One hundred best rune horses!"

Luo Jie asked in surprise: "Is it the rune horse raised by Neimen? You are the best warhorse in Xifumen? Why are you willing to take it out this time?"

Tan Laoxi said: "Because the artificial breeding of the rune horse has been successful, although the rune horse has not yet reached the level of the rune beast, this horse is extremely powerful and can really travel 2,000 miles a day. Haha, even I am very Want! If we can win, we will share the hundred rune horses equally!"

Qi Nanshan said unceremoniously: "Impossible! According to the number of masters!"

Tan Laoxi jumped and scolded: "Fuck! Fuck, I'm the only fucking master... How many masters do you have here? Then assign a fart... "

Qi Nanshan sneered: "Yeah, you are the only fucking master, how can you win? Oh, when we win, you will divide half, why don't you grab it? Damn, you really think you can get it if you are a ruffian. Everything, just dream!"

Tan Laoxi shouted: "No, I want at least one third!"

Luo Jie said lightly, "Let's do it alone, or find that Wu Yanyan... that's not bad."

Tan Lao Xi was immediately dumbfounded, and he said in a steady manner: "Hey... Lao Luo, aren't we friends? As for this?"

Qi Nanshan said with a smile: "Don't do this, it's distributed according to the number of masters, don't do it!"

Tan Laoxi scratched his head vigorously. After a long while, he finally gave in and said, "Okay, okay... It's counted according to the number of masters! Fuck, why have you been so unlucky recently! By the way, how many masters do you have?"

Luo Jie held back his laughter and said, "We don't have many masters, Dashan and I are masters..."

Tan Laoxi said, "Well, two, and your apprentice, three in total?"

Luo Jie said: "It's still a little bit... There are also Xiaofeng Dafu Martial Artist, Luo Jing Dafu Martial Artist..."

Tan Laoxi's face has changed. Luo Jie continued: "The twelfth is the Great Talisman Master. He brings the Eagle Demon Great Talisman Martial Artist, and the Luo Zhan Great Talisman Martial Artist. I count... There are seven masters in total!"

Qi Nanshan laughed and said, "The seven masters... should be able to win, right?"

Tan Laoxi wailed, "Fuck... Fuck... Seven? Seven!"

Luo Jie said: "No, it should be eight masters!"

Tan Laoxi was almost going crazy, and he screamed strangely: "Why the fuck is there still a master bastard? Where did this crap come from?"

Luo Jie said with a smile: "With you... it's exactly eight!"