Baby, your strategy is less than 50%~ Please come to see me again in 48 hours~
Now that the boss said shamelessly and asked her to treat someone to eat, she was going to open the space station directly and take out the snack chicken drumsticks she prepared for herself.
Maybe the interview is really a bonus
Sorry, she still has to hug her dog legs occasionally!
But as soon as she opened her mind and made an action to open the space station, she found that the major walking next to her suddenly tightened all over her body, and even held her hand in a thunderous manner!
Liu Weiwei's mouth twitched: "(￣□￣)"
"Take it out when you see it." The major cast a grim look at her thin, seemingly harmless face.
Liu Weiwei: "Huh?"
"Such an offensive... Culinary, will be the natural nemesis of the keen sense of smell of monsters." The major released his hand and said seriously.
Liu Weiwei looked dumbfounded.
Attack power, what about her cooking
The nemesis of Warcraft, what do you mean
The major glanced at the start-up process of the space station that he had stopped in time, and he was relieved.
When he was a young man, he drove the star network trumpet, because he had been fighting gang fights and fighting on the battlefield all day, so he specially adjusted the somatosensory transmission to 50%.
At that time, he often challenged high-level monsters, and being crushed by the monsters would crush the bones and even the internal organs of the whole body. It was just like a common meal. If the pain is completely transmitted, after a long time, he will lose consciousness of the pain in reality, or even completely. numbness.
This way, in real battles, it is likely to cause him to become an insensible fighter machine, and even more likely to lose his sensitivity to death crises.
He played this trumpet for two years and died tens of thousands of times.
But I didn't expect that such a 50% somatosensory transmission finally allowed him to escape her dark food comparable to biological and chemical weapons!
Only half of the feeling, almost died under her devil's cooking, until now, I still deeply remember the disgusting smell of doubting life.
He can completely imagine that if 100% of her terrible'cooking' is presented in reality, all monsters with long noses and no stuffy noses below Tier 3 will be convulsed all over the body, ranging from crazy to serious. Maybe he committed suicide in pain and blew himself up.
The major still felt that this cruel method of death was a bit too much for most of the beasts who were not capable of thinking.
Of course, the fight of a man must rely on a frontal fight, and he must die with open fists.
But when he glanced at the malnourished girl next to him, he felt nothing.
When rabbits fight with krypton beasts, of course they can’t use their fists, they can only use extraordinary means.
Liu Weiwei felt more and more that this national husband, the major, looked very sick.
He looks like a tough guy in an ink-colored high-level military uniform.
However, is he really sick
For a while, I looked at her with a wretched gaze, and then glanced at her with a sympathetic but somewhat fearful gaze, seemingly still engaged in some complicated ideological struggle.
Terrible terrible!
Liu Weiwei's heart was suddenly frizzy.
"Well, my lord, where are we going?"
Being alone with this pervert, she sprints slowly, and if she gets to a remote place, it is estimated that she will not be able to escape, and no one even hears the call for help.
The grim major looked at her like an idiot, "Warcraft Base."
Liu Weiwei was momentarily dumb.
There is such an open training base in the back mountain of their school.
Unlike the simulated 4D battle scene in the cram cabin, the warcraft in that battle base is real!
In order to allow students to adapt to the real battle scene as soon as possible, even at the moment of death threats, to burst out the diligent comprehension of physical skills, basically every school will catch some different types of low-level monsters for students to practice.
Liu Weiwei has never been.
This is not a mandatory training method, after all, the offensiveness of real monsters is dangerous. Even if the entire base has a teacher stationed there and there is a protective cover to protect the safety of the students, but no one can guarantee the urinary nature of wild mutant beasts.
Perhaps under a certain stimulus, a certain beast advanced from Tier 3 to Tier 4, or temporarily went crazy and burst out of Tier 4 strength, it is hard to say.
Risk always coexists with profit.
In the interstellar world seven thousand years later, most of the people who have reached the top of the universe are people with powerful abilities. Weak force has no place.
Liu Weiwei sighed.
But anyway, she is a cook and will never go to the battlefield, fearless, ha ha.
"You submitted your application for the logistics and cooking department to the military academy and entered the review process. You can no longer unilaterally withdraw it." The major first walked into the driverless tram directly to the base and entered the destination.
When Liu Weiwei heard it, she felt that everyone was working very efficiently now.
"Well, I don't need to withdraw it. I have studied it, and there is nothing more suitable for me than a major in the cooking department." She was full of confidence.
Major Qin Mo nodded grimly.
In the driverless car, it is shown that there is still ten minutes to reach the destination.
The major drew on Zhi Nao and turned out the girl's resume.
"It is written in your resume that you are very happy to serve the military. For the... Well, the sergeants provide meticulous services to ensure their physical and mental happiness, improve the quality of their post-war life, and enable them to enter the battle vigorously."
When he read the word cute, the ears exposed under his military cap turned a little red, and swallowed the word automatically.
Liu Weiwei also saw the displayed resume, and Emma said in her heart that this is the beginning of the interview.
Caught off guard!
The reason for writing the application for volunteers, she really took out all of her language skills!
"Yes, I want to serve the cutest person on the planet!"
Liu Weiwei glanced at the Four-Dimensional Major who turned sideways, and the camera ball he released.
Oh, the whole video interview.
Must perform well (〃'▽'〃)
"Every day on the planet, I am moved by something; the tide of my thoughts and feelings is flowing indulgently; I want to tell everything to my friends on the planet...
I feel more and more deeply who is our loveliest person!
That is our soldier!
Their qualities are so pure and noble, their will is so tough and strong, their temperament is so simple and humble, and their minds are so beautiful and broad! "(Quoted from "Who is the cutest person")
"I am willing to serve them!"
Major Qin Mo recorded the video on his official business and sent it directly to the Admissions Office of the Military Ministry.
However, he did not expect that in this weak body, such an impassioned voice could be made, and he couldn't help but... blush!
His mind...beautiful
Did she misunderstand him again
…
At this moment, I heard that Major Qin Mo, who had never been interested in cooking students, and Marshal Lear, who personally applied for an interview, connected to the admissions department on a whim.
"Go back and send me a video of Xiao Qin's interview."
What kind of person will eventually become his unsmiling student cooking soldier, take care of his daily life, accompany him from birth to death, and even eventually become his soul mate, a more important role than his future wife, and he is really also very much. care.
The sergeant stationed in the Admissions Department was stunned watching the synchronized video, and immediately sent a synchronized broadcast to Marshal Lear.
Marshal Lear was going to a meeting, but he was attracted by a soft and somewhat insufficient voice.
"Our soldiers are the cutest people in the universe!"
"They used their invincible chests to block the raging attack of the terrible monsters for us; it was them who used the surging blood to exchange for us a peaceful and comfortable life!"
"My physical skill is a scum, I may be torn apart in front of Tier 3 monsters, but I am still alive, and I still have a chance to go to school with everyone for further study."
"Why? Because of these cutest and hardest chests, they resisted everything for me!"
"So I want to apply for the logistics and cooking department, I want to take care of these cutest people, I have no hesitation, and I am willing to give everything back to them!"
Marshal Lear has been off the battlefield for more than 30 years. His current job is obviously strategic layout and command coordination.
But when he was young, he was also a young soldier who fought hard!
Excited!
This voice and these words made him, a veteran who has not retired for more than 80 years this year, instantly boiled with blood, his eyes were flushed, and tears will be in his eyes in the next moment!
"This is the cooking soldier that Xiao Qin went to interview?" Marshal Lear was moved immediately. "Okay, this kid is good, physical skills are not good, but this heart toward the army is touching!"
"Connect me to Qin Mo's communicator. What's wrong with physique scum? Who doesn't have one or two shortcomings? The previous video is also sent to me!" The marshal obviously lost the ability to think, "Such an excellent child. Must be admitted!"
…
When he arrived at the destination, Liu Weiwei finally stopped speaking, and Major Qin Mo, whose ears were still slightly red, got out of the car first.
"I have a communication phone."
"You first hunt the beasts alone."
"The opened protective cover can resist the attack of three Tier 3 monsters."
"Don't be afraid, throw your food away. I'll be back in a while."
Liu Weiwei: "..."
Lift the table (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻
She said so much bullshit that the Major Dead Face left her here
Hunting the Warcraft alone, surely not the Warcraft hunting her? !
Also, what do you mean by throwing away food... What these mean!
However, a minute later, she lived a "happy" life of feeding Warcraft.
Liu Weiwei's heart was soft, she passed the smooth and soft hair, and the corners of her mouth rose to the ground.
But she still stretched out her hand and lightly tapped the little head of the hair ball, "You are not allowed to escape next time. It's dangerous outside. Those monsters can swallow you in one bite."
The white hairballs, with nostrils facing the sky on the spot, let out a sigh of relief, as if they were very contemptuous.
Liu Weiwei couldn't laugh or cry.
"Look at that big dog. The soles of the feet are larger than your body. As a result, you will be stepped on to vomit blood, and you will be trampled off in a few minutes when you are outside~"
Speaking of this, she remembered the bloody scene just now, and her chest was immediately disgusted, and she took a few deep breaths before finally suppressing it.
She likes animals. Although she knows that hyenas are also a beast that can threaten human life on the earth, everything with long hair is a bit cute in her eyes.
Thinking of that miserable situation, she felt a little unbearable in her heart.
"It may just be hungry and want to eat something. That big kangaroo is too vicious, hey, I can't stop Lieutenant Lu."
The hair ball in her arms turned over, directly exposing her soft belly, two lop ears shrugged on the side of her little head, half of her body crooked on Liu Weiwei’s legs, four short legs Waved in the air.
Cuckoo!
The dark round eyes are somewhat dissatisfied.
"Do you hate that hyena?"
Liu Weiwei touched Mao Tuan's belly.
She has raised rabbits. Such a cry shows that the rabbits are emotionally unstable, which is a sign of anger.
Sure enough, the little thing screamed again.
She was so surprised that she turned on her mind and checked it. Only when she saw that the giant hyena was not only attacking humans, but also attacking weak ones, and even eating cubs of the same kind, sometimes even higher ones. The cubs are not let go.
They are lonely and are a race that Warcraft also hates.
"Uh, all right." No wonder the kangaroo was so excited.
Hairball rolled over again and rubbed her hairy chin on her hand.
"hungry?"
Liu Weiwei found that the little thing's eyes became sparkling when she heard her talking.
Lop-eared rabbit, now a first-class monster, really has a very high IQ.
On her way back, the rabbit grass she ordered arrived just in time.
Immediately, she took out a handful of Timothy grass from the space station and stuffed it generously with the little thing.
As a result, the little thing took a look, his nose twitched, and his paw flew away. He jumped off her thigh in extreme anger, and grunted three times angrily at her while standing on the bed!
Liu Weiwei's black line went straight.
"You want to grind your teeth, how can you grind your teeth without eating grass?"
"You have eaten so much curry at noon. Now you are obediently, eat a little grass and grind your teeth so that you won't get sick."
The little thing stretched out a paw, snapped a green Timothy grass in her hand, and cut it in half!
_(:з」∠)_
She raised a little ancestor!
…
At this moment, in the rest cabin of the military spacecraft, there was also a guy who raised his ancestor, and he almost knelt on the ground, begging his ancestor to eat a ration.
"For Tier 4 monsters, one kilo of horse riding costs 1,000 credits! Brother, please open your mouth and have a bite!"
Lieutenant Lu was almost desperate.
He bought 30 kilograms in one go and spent half a year of his savings.
As a result, this big guy refused to touch it.
He personally scooped a spoonful of the ration and handed it to this big guy's mouth.
result-
"Puff puff!"
The big guy slobbered and sprayed all his head on his face, and it snorted contemptuously!
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Lieutenant Lu, your demon pet is really obedient!"
"Laughing... I want to take it and send it to the major."
"I just drank the nutrient and almost spit out with a smile."
"This is your new favorite? Are you kidding me!"
The cabin door opened in response, and all the people who watched the show were laughing up and down.
In this training session of Liyang High School, the battalion commanders from the first to tenth battalions just took advantage of the training period after the war, and all came. The military positions are temporarily replaced by the deputy battalion commander, and when they return, the deputy battalion commander will be rotated out.
Lu Qingheng almost jumped.
Because of his previous live broadcast in a chat group, many people in the group knew that he had mastered the great things of the third-order high goat and the fourth-order gray kangaroo.
Of course, in the end, he didn't hesitate to choose a kangaroo with a stronger force value as the favorite, and the goat had set it free.
This is his proudest event this year, no one!
However, now, seeing the other nine battalion commanders all laughing at him, his violent temper can hardly bear.
"You are jealous of me! Chi Guoguo's jealousy!"
"If you have the ability, you should also get a Tier 4 monster and come back to raise it!"
"My fourth-order demon familiar is just more individual!"
Puff puff.
As soon as the word personality was spit out, his demon spit on his face again!
Lu Qingheng: Stepping on horses... This big guy still has bad breath (╯︵╰)
His face turned green, and he raised his military uniform sleeves, "Hey, I still don't believe it!"
The commanders of the first to ninth battalions all stood in a row, staring at the man and the beast in front of them with excitement.
To tell the truth, they have never seen such a beautiful scene.
Having been on the battlefield for so many years, fighting with Warcraft, you kill me and I kill you, they have seen a lot.
But... Hey, this dignified lieutenant forced a Tier 4 monster to eat. This is really unheard of and an eye-opener!
"Hey, I have a new flavor of nutrient, super mint flavor, do you want one?"
"Super mint is not tasty, it smells like a gun cleaner. I have a barbecue-flavored nutrient that is super hard to buy. Who wants it?"
"Give me one, I didn't even eat lunch."
"I also have a soil-flavored nutrient, bah! The guys from the Scientific Research Bureau have a broken tongue..."
Knocking melon seeds while watching a play is a must for the people who eat melons.
There are no melon seeds now, and it is good to knock on rare nutrients.
When Lu Qingheng listened to the discussion of these bastards watching jokes, his anger was already full.
He glared at the grey kangaroo in front of him, showing his seventh-order fist of physical skill.
"If you don't eat, you will starve to death. How can you fight other monsters?"
"Hmph, you have to eat if you don't eat today! Even if you spit, no one will save you without a Warcraft!"
As soon as the voice fell, the kangaroo, who was half a head higher than him because he was half-sitting in front of him, leaned his tail against the wall, his huge body leaned back, and the whole kangaroo's face was written "Resistant!"
Lu Qingheng stretched his hand so long that he almost stuffed it into his nostril.
The grey kangaroo immediately sprayed a loud nose, as the king of wild boxing, its front hooves straightened, and a left uppercut hit Lieutenant Lu in the face!
"Fuck!"
Lu Qingheng's right face was directly painted.
Just about to step back, it was too late.
The king of boxing gray kangaroo, a punching fist came in front of him again, he barely avoided, but the hind legs lifted by the kangaroo suddenly kicked and flew directly.
Flew...
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘
Holding the nutrient solution, the battalion commanders of the 1st to 9th battalions with their mouths open, all raised their heads to look at the three-meter-high ceiling.
I saw Lu Qingheng whizzing, passing a perfect parabola, then snapping, hitting the opposite wall, and sliding to the ground!
They were also the seventh-order physical skills, and they trembled abruptly.
Humans usually use weapons, even armors, and mechas to fight against the attacks of monsters.
It is difficult for a person with a seventh-order physical skill to kill a beast of the same order without taking any injuries.
After all, the defensive power of Warcraft's hard skin, the speed of four-hooves running, the attack power of sharp teeth and claws and even a powerful tail are all superior to humans.
This is why it is difficult for them to tame Warcraft on the battlefield.
Often only people with strong enough mental power can make them surrender after giving the coercion to the monsters.
If you insist, even if it is Tier 7 physical art, you will be beaten by Tier 4 kangaroos and get swollen nose and swollen nose.
This is a bloody lesson in front of me...
Several battalion commanders glanced at each other, and immediately dispelled the idea of going to tame a Warcraft tomorrow.
And Lu Qingheng slid and slid from the wall to the ground, unable to believe what had just happened.
"Impossible! This Tier 4 kangaroo, when you saw me in the afternoon, you didn't see the bird like it... all lying in front of me shivering! Ask me to touch its stomach."
"Just an hour ago, it was still, it was..." He still acted like a baby in front of him and refused to walk, because he carried it back and resisted!
Damn it!
Lu Qingheng's whole person is not well.
But within an hour, this monster lost his memory, Tsundere? The soul is pale!
He sat on the ground angrily.
"Tsk, Xiao Lu, let them go back tomorrow, right? It looks like this, but you can't go to the battlefield as a demon pet." The oldest battalion commander of the first battalion said with a smile.
Taking a soil-flavored nutrient, the battalion commander of the sixth battalion who was smashing his mouth also leaned over, "Yes. Don't listen to you. Fortunately, don't punch you in the warcraft pile on the battlefield! "