The details are like this.
Let's talk about that day, a black hole rolled over, directly swept away the protagonist Gu Xing, and then joined the accidentally injured Shangguan Jue. Maybe it was because the dungeon had to be entered by two people, without that girl, this stupid brother would just make up for it.
After entering the dungeon, Gu Xing fell to the ground in a daze, but a black shadow fell from the sky and fell down, still yelling "Ouch".
Originally, Gu Xing wanted to avoid it, but the voice was too familiar. Considering that the other party had a reliable brother, he still kept his legs steady and reached out to pick it up.
It is conceivable that the two fell together.
And what kind of dandy and two-hundred-five guy is Shangguan Jue? Seeing that the person who caught him was Gu Xing, a servant who was often used as a sandbag by him and was always favored by his elder brother recently, the little gratitude in his heart turned into raging anger.
Then he raised his foot and gave Gu Xing a kick.
Gu Xing: Hehe.
Nima Shangguan Yu is not present now, hehehehe.
Shangguan Jue suddenly felt a shadow cast over his head.
He flinched: "What do you want to do! Brother, save me! Brother, save me!"
Gu Xing grinned grimly: Shangguan Yu won't come even if you call out your throat—what a mess! Master is going to beat you up!
Half an hour later, Gu Xing touched his chin, which had also been punched accidentally, and then looked at Shangguan Jue's pig-headed face, feeling a little better.
The next thing is that a man and a man staged a valley survival in this secret place.
That's right, the valley.
This secret place is very strange, except for two hills, there are streams and lush vegetation in the middle, and there are animals in the mountains, but they all look fierce. With the current strength of ancient punishment and Shangguan Jue, it is impossible to use other people as food , On the contrary, it is very likely to be used as food by others.
Fortunately, these animals looked extremely ferocious, but they seemed to be imprisoned by something. They were confined to a certain part of the two hills in different levels of strength, and the limitations of the territory were very clear.
The same is true, giving Gu Xing and Shangguan Jue a chance to breathe.
As we all know, the characters created by the same novel as the starting point, the protagonist and the brainless cannon fodder, are species of two different dimensions. Originally, the IQ of the protagonist in most novels is not high, but in order to set off the hero's brilliance and martial arts, the IQ of the idiot cannon fodder will be directly reduced to -5.
As a character shaped by veterans, Gu Xing's IQ is still at the same level, but as a small character who is responsible for bullying the protagonist in the early stage and making the opponent fight back, Shangguan Jue is really -5.
So when faced with such a situation, the two people's methods are completely different.
As for Gu Xing, he quickly discovered that the water in the stream has the magical effect of restoring energy, and began to practice desperately here, trying to challenge the fierce beasts above one by one, and trying to climb to the top of the mountain to see if there are any good things there.
As for Shangguan Jue, he found that he could not die of starvation by drinking the stream water, so he found faults every day if he had nothing to do, if Gu Xing ignored him, he would mock him, if Gu Xing still ignored him, he would go to make trouble for Gu Xing.
Finally, after Gu Xing couldn't help beating him up, he would be more honest, soak himself in the water to heal himself slowly, and after healed, he would continue to find fault.
If Shangguan Jue, who is a big dandy who stirs chickens and takes pleasure as a life goal, has any other ambitions, it is probably to find fault with Gu Xing.
If there are faults, we must find faults, and if there are no faults, we must also find faults.
It's really tireless and persevering... I don't know if this kind of spirit is the powerful blessing of the Creator (the original author's pseudo-mother) or his own strength.
Gu Xing went from being unhappy, angry and furious at the beginning to being calm later, naturally undisturbed, and it didn't take much time.
As a starting male protagonist, how can he not have strong adaptability
Later, he went from beating Shangguan Jue when he was so irritated that he couldn't bear it, to beating him up whenever he was upset or encountered a bottleneck, no matter whether Shangguan Jue irritated him or not, it was actually effective!
For example! After venting, the thoughts will be clear, and the unreasonable calmness will be cleared in an instant!
This can also be counted as the special ability of Guan Jue... right
Although Zi Che Shubai never expected that his stupid younger brother could mutate such an ability!
only…
One of the true loves in the original book, the girl quickly became gentle and considerate, and changed her tricks to make Gu Xing happy. She also succeeded in making Gu Xing happy by making Gu Xing happy. Why is it the turn of this stupid brother Shangguan Jue? , has become so different
Also drunk.
But the matter is not over, and it can develop into what it is now, obviously there is a follow-up!
While listening to this passage, Zi Che Shubai kept his - face, feeling a sense of embarrassment.
Yes, I am so ashamed of my stupid brother's stupidity.
For this reason, he even leaned back in a daze, feeling the urge to grab the perverted long tail to cover his face.
—Madan is so stupid!
He was so stupid that he wanted to jump in and fall!
There is a song that can be adapted like this:
You're so stupid, you're so stupid, you're so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid~~~~
So now go back to the past five years.
Gu Xing's strength is constantly improving, and every time he challenges the beast, he can climb higher and higher. And the higher his force value is, the easier it is to deal with Shangguan Jue. From the beginning, Shangguan Jue was able to punch Gu Xing while rolling, and later he couldn't touch a finger of him with all his strength, so he could only be beaten. , In fact, it took more than a year.
Shangguan Jue was severely beaten, but it was too late to work hard, not to mention that he couldn't suffer as much as Gu Xing at all, and it was nowhere in sight to catch up with him.
Gu Xing also "anti-bullyed" him.
For example, ask Shangguan Jue to dig wild vegetables, ask him to catch fish, ask him to light a fire and cook, ask him to squeeze his shoulders and massage himself.
Of course Shangguan Jue doesn't do it, but if he doesn't do it, he will be beaten!
Being beaten and beaten, beaten and beaten... He gave up.
Although he only admits to be cowardly on the surface, in fact he will be obedient and contradictory. Anyway, he probably got the point that the ancient punishment will not kill him easily, and he has used his life's ingenuity on it.
With such a guy around, Gu Xing also felt that he was so stupid that he was very vivid, and he felt a little lonely.
Trapped in the valley for the past five years and unable to get out except for climbing the mountain, in the eyes of a person who has lived many ups and downs and often endured hardships, it is actually a rare peace.
All of the above is still normal.
But the turning point came immediately.
As mentioned earlier, Gu Xing asked Shangguan Jue to do chores such as digging wild vegetables for living and cooking. Shangguan Jue didn't know wild vegetables at all, and he could do a lot of things that made Gu Xing unhappy.
For example, when fishing and dissecting the fish, some fish scales were left on purpose and stuffed into the fish’s belly to give Gu Xing (he directly broke the gall, but he was forced to eat it by Gu Xing, which was unbearable). Put some weeds in the wild vegetables, or make the vegetables very salty even if you have to drink water... Anyway, such a stupid thing that hurts others and does not benefit oneself, he does it one by one.
But Gu Xing is used to suffering, this matter is not a problem to him at all, and the fact that Shangguan Jue racked his brains to play a prank and ended up cheating himself is not a problem to him. It was fun, and I didn't stop it. Anyway, Shangguan Jue, who is so pampered, must feel more uncomfortable eating the same thing than him.
However, Gu Xing never expected that this Shangguan Jue could be so stupid!
He saw that the petals of the colorful, pungent-smelling strange little flower with no grass or bugs around his nose were quite juicy, so he wanted to try to rub it on the fish to make Gu Xing have a stomachache!
Of course, he didn't want to poison the ancient punishment, so he got a live fish to try beforehand, and found that the live fish twitched after eating the petals and didn't die, so he killed the fish and wiped it again.
and! In order to achieve the goal, Shangguan Jue finally used a little more brains on this matter. For example, in order to cover up the purpose of making Gu Xing have diarrhea, he stuffed grass into the belly of the fish as before, and the scales were not scraped clean. When I wiped the juice, I only wiped one side, and the other side was fine.
Gu Xing glanced over, because he was thinking about a certain problem, so he didn't pay attention to Shangguan Jue's small movements, but it was this negligence that made him think that there would be no big troubles in Shangguan Jue, and Nima made a big mess. Here comes the trouble!
Half an hour after eating the fish, the whole body suddenly becomes hot [beep—] the fire burns all over the body and wants to vent the air, rushing around to see everyone as if a beauty is about to suffocate himself, what kind of trouble is it!
Almost immediately, Gu Xing understood.
That idiot of Shangguan Jue actually gave him [beep—] medicine!
Gu Xing took a deep breath.
There are no girls in front of him, only idiots, he can only bear it, can't he
Just bear it, bear it, bear it, bear it... Ma Dan he endured it, this idiot jumped up and down in front of him on purpose to stimulate him to mock him for looking for a sense of existence, how can he bear it!
Gu Xing struggled: "Get out! Get as far away as possible!"
Shangguan Jue: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You have today too! Are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you want to take a shit? Pull your pants down hahahaha!"
Gu Xing: "... tell you to get lost!"
Shangguan Jue: "If you don't get out, if you don't get out, you don't get out, what are you doing to me? Hahaha! Watch you pull your pants! Hahahaha!"
Gu Xing's fingers clicked.
Pull peat pants!
If you don't get lost, uncle, I can't help it!
Even an idiot can be regarded as Diao Chan, it's really insane...
Shangguan Jue's shadow swayed and swayed, and he kept staring at him Xiasanlu, as if he wanted to see him pull his pants.
Gu Xing finally... Beastized.
The beast is galloping, the beast is boiling, and I can bear a P!
"Hiss—"
"What are you doing!"
"Boom!"
"Get off! Ah, Gu Xing, you—Master, get out, is it alright for you?"
With his last willpower, Gu Xing opened his blood-red eyes and gritted his teeth: "Idiot, it's late..."
"Puff puff puff..."
"… ah!"
Zi Che Shubai seemed to have seen the horrible scene, and silently covered his face in his heart.
This is what it means to be stupid beyond a new level.