Afterwards things will be logical.
First of all, let's talk about the ancient punishment.
As the protagonist in a book that is destined to be a stallion, Yanfu, boundless in the early stage, forbearance and calmness in the early stage, and the radiance in the late stage, the adventure along the way and the final dragon soaring to the nine heavens, his luck is unparalleled and his future is bright, but none of this can stop him from waking up the next day. After coming, the feeling of grief and indignation of the clear, sky, thunder, thunder, five, thunder, boom, and top!
Nima, he is still a [beep—] male!
How ridiculous it is to betray a fool without even having sex with a girl!
Gu Xing really didn't want to admit it.
But his incriminating evidence remains in the...
Is it too late to get it out now
He thought silently.
Then, the development of things told him that it was too late.
Because at the very next moment, before he had time to hide the tool of crime, after a groan, the object of his crime woke up.
Big eyes to small eyes.
Shangguan Jue: "Hun Dan, what did you do? It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Ancient punishment: "..."
I don't know how to explain it.
After Shangguan Jue yelled for a minute, he discovered the source of the pain.
Ma Dan, buttocks hurt.
Why does my butt hurt
-etc!
Me me me me! you you you you you-
Shangguan Jue finally came to his senses, unexpectedly broke out with the greatest strength ever, jumped up (almost his legs were weak, but he held on firmly), rushed over (actually he threw himself directly into his arms), and grabbed Gu The neck of the punishment!
Gu Xing let himself be pinched with ashamed expression on his face.
And Shangguan Jue let go after pinching for a full minute and found that he didn't even have the ability to leave a fingerprint on the opponent's neck.
Afterwards, he saw Gu Xing's expression clearly, and was furious immediately: "What do you mean! My master hasn't despised you yet! How dare you, a slave, despise my master!"
Yes, he was smart again.
Gu Xing took a deep breath, and with unparalleled willpower, he pulled back his despair.
As a straight and straight male paper, he has really worked hard.
especially! He still is! Take advantage of it! party!
But he doesn't want to take advantage of such an advantage, okay
Gu Xing really felt that no one was more miserable than him.
It was obvious that the idiot committed suicide by himself, but it turned out to be his fault instead.
Yes, now that the idiot is covered in red marks and blood all over the ground, even if he feels wronged from the bottom of his heart, he can't express his wrongedness!
After calming down again and again, Gu Xing didn't care how Shangguan Jue was barking his teeth and claws, and directly hugged him up.
Shangguan Jue: "What are you doing!"
Gu Xing was already unable to show any expression, he walked to the edge of the stream and threw the Shangguan Jue into it.
Shangguan Jue: "Damn it hurts!"
Next, Gu Xing began to clean up Shangguan Jue and wipe out the evidence of the crime—no, it was to deal with the aftermath.
Shangguan Jue lost his last strength just now when he lost his temper. At this moment, he felt uncomfortable all over, and he was still cursing endlessly, but his movements were already passive resistance.
But everyone knows that people with bad brains will always try to die and then die, especially those with the cannon fodder attribute. Don't expect to be able to change it in this life.
Shangguan Jue, who had been beaten half to death, bullied the good and feared the evil and bullied the weak and feared the hard. After discovering that Gu Xing had a higher tolerance for him than before, and even let him go, he immediately revived with full blood.
Shangguan told him, and began to order Gu Xing: "Servant, go and get the clothes for the young master!"
Gu Xing swept over with a cold light.
Shangguan Jue immediately changed his words: "Gu Xing, go get clothes for the young master!"
Gu Xing held his breath and went.
#How to use the slave method#
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For the next few days, Gu Xing was unable to practice again, and such a voice began to echo in the valley.
"Gu Xing, go and light me a fire!"
"Ancient punishment! I want bath water!"
"Gu Xing, go cook for me!"
"Ancient punishment, the young master's back hurts~~~"
Gu Xing worked silently, spurning himself ten thousand times.
Every time he did something, he gritted his teeth and cursed: "Idiot!"
Idiots don't know it, they are still being stupid.
Step by step, he challenged Gu Xing's endurance.
Intensified.
"Gu Xing, remove the chicken bones for the young master!"
"Gu Xing, pick a fishbone for the young master!"
"Gu Xing, why is the food so bland this time!"
"Gu Xing, give me a massage!"
"Gu Xing, beat the back for the young master!"
"Gu Xing, pinch my master's feet!"
"Gu Xing, take me there for convenience!"
"Gu Xing, let me deal with the things that are convenient for the young master..."
Before the last word "drop" was finished, Gu Xing threw the freshly grilled fish in his hand, grabbed Shangguan Jue by the collar and lifted him up, looking at him fiercely.
Shangguan Jue panicked: "Gu Xing, what are you doing! You still want to bully the young master? I told you that you were sorry for the young master! You can't use violence against the young master anymore!"
Gu Xing sneered.
This idiot has completely worn out his endurance.
Sure enough, if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to expose the tiles!
Then Gu Xing took off Shangguan Jue's pants.
Shangguan Jue was horrifying, he immediately remembered the pain in the back of the [beep—], okay, is this ancient punishment really perverted? Hey, can you rewind the tape and start over again
But obviously, Shangguan Jue overestimated his charm.
Gu Xing ripped off his pants, not to slap him, but to... beat him.
"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!"
The sound of crisp slaps touching tender meat was unusually melodious.
Shangguan Jue was stunned for three seconds, then became angry from embarrassment: "You, you, you! You spank my ass! My elder brother doesn't even spank my ass! You are so weak, I will fight with you—"
Accompanied by more intensive "popping" sound.
In the end, Shangguan Jue still had pain in his buttocks.
It's just that the back pain this time is different from the last time.
After the beating, Gu Xing relieved his depression and continued to grill the fish.
After roasting, he fiercely passed the fish to Shangguan Jue, and said viciously: "Eat!"
Shangguan Jue lifted his trousers and timidly took them over, not daring to make trouble anymore.
Although, in less than half a day, he reverted to his old ways...
As a result, Gu Xing's lifestyle changed again.
Although I still practice martial arts every day to challenge fierce beasts and beat idiots, I have to cook meals for two by myself every day.
And because [beep—] the man's body sadly ended up in the hands of the idiot, so that a strong-willed protagonist like Gu Xing unconsciously increased his tolerance for the idiot.
Even when he couldn't help but want to beat up the idiot, he changed to a more foolish method.
#Man is such a sad creature#
Even if it is the protagonist at the beginning, it is no exception.
As for the follow-up, Gu Xing took five full years to finally defeat all the beasts and obtained a violent inheritance on the top of the two mountains, and his own strength has also been greatly improved, which is still developing according to the plot.
In the end, the two hills collapsed, and this secret place also collapsed.
Gu Xing carried the idiot he had gotten used to, and flew towards the bright light - the exit.
There is no need to say more about the next thing.
After saying everything, Gu Xing is very embarrassing, very embarrassing, very embarrassing.
Although he is indeed very innocent, but what is wrong with his younger brother, now facing the older brother, he will feel a little guilty no matter what.
He was a little tangled, not knowing how he would be swollen.
If it's a spanking... or a few spankings... then bear with it.
If you are going to be killed...
Well, then he will still resist.
The Shangguan Jue is different.
He was a little shy when he said it. After all, he was a dandy who only admired beauties among thousands of flowers. As a result, because of the strict control, he was given by a servant before he could hug the beauties... It's still the party that's being raped! No matter how rough he is, it's impossible to be so rough that he doesn't feel it.
But after he plucked up the courage and finished speaking, the more he spoke, the more he felt confident, the more he spoke, the more he felt that he was still being bullied, and the more he spoke... the more he wanted to sue his elder brother.
Brother should avenge him!
Zi Che Shubai was a little weak.
He looked at the protagonist Gu Xing who looked like he was going to die with generosity (not), and then looked at the stupid brother who was complacent and complacent, and his mood was extremely complicated.
After thinking for three seconds, Zi Che Shubai looked decisively at his stupid brother, and asked, "How do you want to deal with the ancient punishment?"
When Shangguan Jue heard it, his eyebrows danced with joy.
He immediately imagined 10,000 ways to torture Gu Xing, and he couldn't extricate himself at all.
But let's make up for it like this, because he is too proud, so he thinks this is good and that is good, and he has not been able to sum it up and tell his elder brother after a long time.
Naturally, his elder brother waited for ten seconds and still didn't get an answer, so he had no patience.
Zi Che Shubai: Brother's patience has long been exhausted by perverts.
King Kongshan seemed to have sensed it, and rubbed the tip of his nose affectionately on Cengzi Che Shubai's neck.
Seeing this scene, Gu Xing suddenly seemed to know what he had missed before.
He is embarrassing: blame me for being too slow...
Therefore, Zi Che Shubai stopped waiting for his stupid brother to speak, and looked directly at Gu Xing again: "I'll give you two ways."
Gu Xing was serious for a moment: "Please tell me."
Zi Che Shubai said: "First, serve for a hundred years."
Gu Xing frowned, a hundred years, time is a bit long...
Zi Che Shubai said again: "Second, marry my younger brother."
Gu Xing felt a chill in his heart, and almost immediately blurted out that he must choose the first one!
But for some reason, before Gu Xing blurted out, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the Shangguan Jue who was gearing up and seemed to be waiting for him to choose the first one to torture him! Yes! That idiot has written all his thoughts on his face, and he has already seen through it!
This caused Gu Xing to blurt out another sentence instead: "I choose the second one."
As soon as he spoke, Shangguan Jue's face froze with pride.
Zi Che Shubai: "..."
There seems to be something wrong...
As for Gu Xing, after he finished speaking, he felt hopeless in his heart, and felt that he had slipped his tongue and chose a vast and gloomy road. However, when he saw Shangguan Jue's expression collapsed, as if it was more painful, he suddenly stopped being bitter.
Thinking about the scene in the valley... It doesn't seem too unpleasant.
After getting married, if he had to beat Shangguan Jue three times a day, Shangguan Yu wouldn't care about their husband and wife, would he
Thinking about it this way, it's a little more interesting.
Zi Che Shubai was speechless for a while, and finally nodded: "That's fine."
The stupid brother drugged the protagonist, hey!
... Is it really okay for the protagonist to lose his IQ like this