Wen Ai and Wang Juewo spent half a day on the sofa reviewing travel guides, and decided to drive west all the way, visiting Qiuluan Ancient Town, Lingjing Lake, Lusong Plateau, Yangcheng along the way, and finally arrived at the foot of the snow-capped mountains to pay homage to the Holy Palace.
Wang Jue took out his mobile phone from his backpack and asked his friend to borrow a car. After hanging up the phone, he put his arms around Wen Ai and asked, "Baby, do you dislike me? In the fantasy world, I am both the president and the lord of the palace. Powerful and wealthy, I use gold toothpicks to pick my teeth, but in reality I have no car or house, it seems that I am no different from other people except for being handsome, do you still want to be close to me?"
Wen Ai took the small square pillow next to her and hugged it in her arms, tilted her head and thought for a while: "It seems that there is a little psychological gap..."
Wang Jue's complexion changed slightly, Wen Ai leaned forward and kissed the corner of his tight mouth, and then said: "But I think this is very good, you used to have too much aura as the male lead, and you can control the world economy at every turn, and your eyeliner is all over the world , I can be caught by you wherever I escape. Now you can’t reach that long, if you toss me desperately on the bed, I will run away and let you hang out for three to five years before coming back!”
Wang Jue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Dare to love me, I'm just a slut with a brain and a sperm."
Wen Ai hammered the pillow: "What kind of sperm is on the brain, you are changed by that thing. Don't talk about anything else, let's just talk about the last life. Feel your conscience and say, is it like a perpetual motion machine that can't stop? They even dragged me into closed-door training, and after I got out of closed-door training, I didn’t have a good spot all over my body, how wronged I am…”
Wang Jue was wronged, and quickly fed him a pot sticker to coax him: "That's not all of me. In the fantasy world, I have a certain side of my personality that is magnified. It's a bit over the top. May I apologize? You can't discriminate against me because of this." , turn your head around and think about it, before entering the illusion, am I not even willing to move a finger of yours?"
"I know." Wen Ai puffed his cheeks, nodded while eating, "That's why I continue to treat you well, you won't treat me like that again, will you?"
Without hesitation for a second, Wang Jue blurted out: "Of course, you are such a treasure, I am not willing to bully you."
"Great!" Wen Ai threw the pillow and jumped up from the sofa, pointing at him with his little hand, "Then you go to sleep in the guest room with Tongyi from now on."
Wang Jue was taken aback: "What?"
Wen Ai said quietly: "When you were holding your phone just now, I saw the condom in your bag."
"No." Wang Jue was caught off guard, "Listen to me—"
"Don't listen!" Wen Ai took the beer that was about to run out, raised his head and drank it clean, wiped his mouth and said happily, "You must mean what you say, and you won't bully me if you say so, then you can move to the guest room. Don't move back to sleep without me nodding!"
After speaking, he ran back to the master bedroom in three steps, and quickly locked the door with his backhand.
Wang Jue had never played any strange tricks before, but at the end he was tricked by Wen Ai. He secretly regretted that he really shouldn't have fed so much goat milk to the little guy. It's too bad.
"Baby." Wang Jue knocked on the master bedroom door unwillingly, "Open the door, let's have a good chat."
"I slept!"
Who are you bluffing? The voice is so energetic, and there is a bit of uncontrollable laughter. It is designated to hide in the house for fun!
Wang Jue held back his foot that wanted to kick the door: "If you don't toss you, it doesn't mean you won't have sex. Could it be that you let me hold you back forever? Hey, even if you really don't let me touch it, let me hug you to sleep anyway. What's going on outside the pass? I can't sleep alone, and I'm sure I won't sleep until dawn."
Wen Ai emerged from the bed and shouted to the door: "Isn't the bucket in the guest room? You two can be a companion so it won't be bored all day long."
"Are you speaking human words?" Wang Jue's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he knocked hard on the door twice, "Baby is obedient, open the door quickly, I promise not to do anything, I lied to you as a puppy."
Wen Ai snorted softly: "You've used this trick before. You tricked me into turning around and saying that my surname is Wang. I'm really going to sleep. Good night!"
After he finished speaking, he plunged into the bed, no matter how Wang Jue threatened or fawned or begged for mercy, he ignored him.
Wang Jue was exhausted, his knuckles were almost swollen, and he leaned against the door and called out dying: "Baby... Wife... Baby... Let my brother come in... Xiao Keai... Don't mess around... I can't sleep without me holding you Is it? I can't sleep..."
After accumulating the sixth life, Wang Jue pretended to be pitiful and had perfected his skills, but it was a pity that he was not allowed to move at all inside the door.
After a long time, Wen Ai quietly got out of bed with his pillow in his arms, tiptoed to the door, put his ear to the door, and heard the system complaining outside, probably driven out of the guest room by Wang Jue.
"pis-pis!" Wen Ai opened the door lightly, beckoning to the system in the corridor.
"You still have a conscience!" The system came over while talking, the voice was not low.
Wen Ai shook the hand holding the lock ball, knowing that something bad was going to happen! Sure enough, before the system could finish speaking, the door of the guest room next to it slammed open, and a tall figure loomed from the shadows, quickly approaching the master bedroom.
Wen Ai was in a hurry: "One bucket, hurry up!"
The system didn't want to sleep on the sofa, so he finally changed his laziness, twisted the snake's body with all his strength, and slipped in.
In the nick of time, Wen Ai flicked his hand, shutting Wang Jue's gloomy face outside in time.
"Baby." Wang Jue's voice was so deep that it made people panic, "You wait."
Wen Ai was a little terrified, and hurried to press the button on the lock ball to make sure that the door was locked.
"One pig." The system supported its head with its tail, "I don't feel well."
The room was dead silent.
Two minutes later, there was a strange noise from the window, Wen Ai shuddered, his tail stood on end in fright, the bay windows of the master bedroom and the guest bedroom are next to each other! Wang Jue is looking through the window! This is the twelfth floor!
"Close the window!" The system bounced off the ground.
Wen Ai also ran towards the window, but unfortunately it was too late, a figure nimbly jumped out of the bay window, and pulled the curtain to death with his backhand.
The two silly treasures, one big and one small, froze in place together.
"You." Wang Jue looked at the system.
The system wobbled and asked with its tongue trembling, "Me, me?"
Wang Jue raised his finger to the door: "Go out."
Without saying a word, the system jumped up and opened the door with its tail, and quickly disappeared into the corridor, leaving Wen Ai alone to face Wang Jue, who looked unhappy, selling his teammates very simply.
Wang Jue started to move, and Wen Ai immediately took a step back: "What are you doing!"
Wang Jue didn't speak, walked around him to the door, closed the door, locked it, turned around and stared at him.
Wen Ai was like a little mouse caught by a cat, not daring to run away or move, his eyes were almost closed in fright.
It's over, it's over! Wang Jue is a human-shaped vinegar bag, and he can even eat his own vinegar for more than ten years. Just now, when I kicked him out but allowed a bucket to come in, he must be annoyed now!
Wen Ai looked at Wang Jue timidly, feeling that his butt was already hurting in advance.
With a "snap", the light suddenly went out, and the whole room fell into darkness instantly. Wang Jue withdrew his hand from pressing the switch, and walked towards Wen Ai with a clear purpose.
"I was wrong, I was wrong!" Wen Ai was scared out of his wits, jumped up and ran around the room, begging for mercy while running for his life, "Brother, I know my mistake! I really know my mistake! Don't, don't—ah! Let me go! "
Wang Jue's right arm caught his underarms on both sides, and dragged him to the bed, his strong arm muscles bulged.
Wen Ai was thumping non-stop, begging for mercy for a while, calling his brother, and angrily calling him a pervert, but Wang Jue turned a deaf ear to him, threw him on the bed, hugged him from behind, pulled him into his arms, and turned on the air conditioner Been, not moving.
"Brother?" Wen Ai tried to push the hand on his waist.
Wang Jue tightened his arms: "Sleep."
Wen Ai didn't expect that he would engage in such a big battle, everyone was in his arms, and in the end he didn't do anything, and asked in surprise: "Just sleep like this?"
Wang Jue narrowed his eyes: "Do you have other ideas?"
"No, no, no!" Wen Ai immediately shook his head like a rattle, "Just sleep like this!"
The two of them were like two stacked spoons, sticking close to each other, but Wang Jue really didn't go overboard, sniffed the back of his neck, and didn't get his hands into his clothes to take advantage.
It was the iron thing underneath that made Wen Ai feel a little uncomfortable.
"elder brother… "
Wang Jue closed his eyes: "Huh?"
Wen Ai asked cautiously: "Are you angry with me?"
"No."
Hearing the two cold and hard words, Wen Ai pouted: "You have."
Silence spread in the darkness.
After being quiet for a while, Wang Jue sighed: "I'm just angry that you don't believe me."
He turned Wen Ai over and faced himself face to face: "I said that I would only sleep with you in my arms, but you didn't believe me when you said that it hurts. Your defense made me very sad."
Wang Jue has deep eyebrows and eyes, and now he looks lost, looking injured.
"Don't be like this..." Wen Ai hugged his waist with both hands, and rubbed his face against his neck, "I'm just scared by you, except for sleeping, I still trust you a lot, quite a lot! "
"Can trust with reservations still be called trust?" Wang Jue shook his head with a wry smile, and adjusted him to a comfortable position, "Go to sleep."
Wang Jue made himself so wronged, Wen Ai couldn't sleep, and wondered if he had gone too far. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally couldn't bear to soften his heart, gave up his strict defense, and took the initiative to kiss Wang Jue. His hands slipped into his pants, and tremblingly held the energetic little Xiao Wang.
"Brother..." Wen Ai blushed, "I don't distrust you, we... I am willing."
"Don't make trouble." Wang Jue took out his hand, "I said I wouldn't touch you, and I will do it."
Wen Ai: "But you are so tough."
Wang Jue kissed his forehead pityingly: "For you baby, I can't bear this bit of lust."
While speaking, a drop of sweat slipped from the corner of Wang Jue's forehead, and Wen Ai felt distressed: "But you endured so hard, I, I really want to!"
Wang Jue looked at him deeply: "Willingly?"
Wen Ai gave a sweet smile: "Actually, there is nothing I really don't want to be with you. I was wrong just now, so don't get angry with me, okay..."
When it comes to this point, if Wang Jue continues to hold it, he is really not a man.
Wen Ai was quite happy, thinking that Wang Jue finally didn't care about what happened just now, such a happy mood lasted until Wang Jue entered him, he felt that there was a thin film between himself and Xiao Wang.
Wen Ai immediately went to touch Wang Jue's pajama pants, and even took out eleven condoms! If Wang Jue was really as clueless as he said, would he sleep with this in his arms
There is also a whole box! !
"You, you lied to me!" Wen Ai was half angry, and there was a burst of soreness in his buttocks, and his voice immediately softened, "Woo... you just pretended... ah..."
Wang Juezheng was so excited that he closed his eyes: "Baby, you asked me to fuck you just now, and you were willing."
Wen Ai smashed the condom all over his face: "Bastard!"
The sound of joy in the room became more and more intense, and it lasted until the middle of the night before it gradually weakened. The pornographic smell completely covered up the fresh wormwood fragrance in the room.
Hanging wormwood in the house, this habit has been passed down since Wen Ai was still a milk cat.
At that time, there lived in Wang Jue's dormitory a wealthy second generation named Qi Bo. He didn't like to pick up girls and have sex with skewers. Instead, he was obsessed with health care. When Wang Jue just picked up Wen Ai, Qi Bo happened to have a heated relationship with a Chinese medicine clinic, and he bought a set of jars and dried wormwood and came back. He did moxibustion in the dormitory every day, and the smoke made everyone in the dormitory breathless. .
"You were smoking when I went out, why haven't you finished smoking now?" Wang Jue entered the door holding Wen Tuantuan, frowned in the choking smoke, there was a gentle movement from his hand, the little milk cat Moving his paws, it looked like he was about to be awakened by the smoke. Wang Jue didn't even have time to put down the barbecue, so he quickly took it to the balcony to breathe, but the flat cat cake still woke up, retracted its spread limbs, raised its head unsteadily, and smelled the air.
Wang Jue stood outside again, his body was covered with balcony tiles, but the young cat was still moving his nose, Wang Jue could only press the tip of the cat's nose to his chest: "Don't smell it, I'll get you later The airways were burned through."
Before he finished speaking, the kitten struggled to jump off his hand, and fell to the ground with a muffled crackling sound. Wang Jue was so frightened that he quickly picked it up and hurriedly checked whether it was injured.
Wen Tuantuan twisted his fleshy body uncooperatively, and whined in dissatisfaction. His fat little butt pointed at Wang Jue, and stretched out his forelimbs as if he wanted to crawl into the misty dormitory.
Wang Jue had never touched such a fragile little thing, and he was afraid that he would crush it to death with too much strength, but Wen Tuantuan kept struggling, and Wang Jue slipped his hand several times, almost causing the little guy to fall to the ground again.
"Be good, please, I really want to commit suicide by jumping my hands." Wang Jue picked up Wen Tuantuan and turned it in a direction, making it face him, and teasing its chin with his fingers, "Didn't it stick to me just now? I can't even barbecue If it’s not cold, you’ll change your mind first?”
After Wen Tuantuan struggled in vain, he probably realized that where he wanted to go depended on the giant mount in front of him, so he gave him two soft calls, and then turned to look at the dormitory.
"You want to go in?"
Wen Tuantuan understood this sentence, nodded his head, and looked at him excitedly.
Wang Jue froze in place, thinking that this thing is too spiritual, can it understand human language
Seeing that he was not moving, Wen Tuantuan stretched out his small paw and patted his wrist, urging him to go in quickly. Wang Jue took the opportunity to ask again: "Do you want to go to the dormitory?"
Wen Tuantuan not only nodded this time, but also raised his paw to point him in the direction.
It's really strange!
Wang Jue took it in, and followed the little ancestor's will all the way to Qibo's bed. Wen Tuantuan was very excited at the moment, crawled to the edge of Wang Jue's palm, and fell on the soft bedding with a thud.
Qi Bo was enjoying himself, when he suddenly heard a burst of joyful meowing, raised his head and saw a cat that was as small as a mouse was hugging his leftover dried wormwood, and happily spread all over the bed roll over.
Qi Bo was stunned: "This... what is it?"
"What the hell, this is my cat!" Wang Jue lifted Wen Tuantuan by the back of his neck, lifted it from the Qibo bed, squinted his eyes and taught, "Why are you crawling on other men in front of me?" bed?"
Wen Tuantuan didn't have time to pay attention to him at all, he held the pinch of dried wormwood and didn't let go, rubbing his nose back and forth among the dead leaves. Wang Jue put it on his pillow, and it rolled around like before, meowing and meowing happily, and it looked so cute and cute.
Qi Bo stopped smoking moxibustion, walked to Wang Jue's bed to watch, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Where did you buy it, it's so funny."
"I picked it up." Wang Jue replied, holding his chin to ponder. The baby was as excited as he was on drugs when he saw wormwood, just like he saw catnip.
Wen Tuantuan rolled over tired, turned belly up, held the wormwood with two tender paws, rubbed it back and forth to play, and as a result, a lot of leaf residue fell off its face.
Wang Jue couldn't help laughing, Wen Tuantuan seemed to understand that this man was laughing at him, so he glanced at him unhappily, and washed his face with his paws, his eyes and movements were clever.
Wang Jue was about to be overwhelmed by its cuteness. He took out a tissue to help it clean its face, and then went to pick out the wormwood in its arms: "Don't play with it. It's dried in the sun without washing it. It's very dirty."
Wen Tuantuan was not happy, so he hugged the dried wormwood tightly and turned over, hiding the thing under his belly. Wang Jue's mouth did not come down after raising the corners of his mouth, and he used his index finger to dig out with a smile. The grass suppressed it, but it was still snatched away by Wang Jue.
Wen Tuantuan was taken aback for a moment, then meowed in a low voice, all the joy that had been in his body before was scattered, and he got under the pillow dejectedly.
Seeing this, Wang Jue also felt uncomfortable. After coaxing it softly for a long time, he failed to coax it out, so he gently lifted the pillow and stared at it.
The little milk cat buried its face on the bed, its small body twitched, wetting a piece of the sheet.