It’s Hard Being the Bad Guy

Chapter 19: So you have a crush on me Wan

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After returning home, Xu Changzhou made Wen Ai a bowl of hangover soup, coaxed him to drink it, then helped him take a bath, wrapped him in pajamas and stuffed him under the bed.

After finishing this series of tasks, Xu Changzhou was sweating all over. He put water in the bathtub and planned to take a shower, but turned around and went to the balcony to collect his underwear. When he came back, he saw Wen Ai, who was supposed to be sleeping on the bed, hugging her. Sitting on her knees in the corner of the bathroom, seeing him come in, she even winked at him innocently.

The floor tiles in the bathroom were full of water, Xu Changzhou quickly walked over to slip Wen Aiti up, touched his already wet pants, and planned to take him back to the bedroom to change clothes. In the end, Wen Ai refused to leave desperately, and sat down with all his strength, desperately sticking his butt against the floor tiles.

Xu Changzhou was afraid that it would hurt him if he scratched him, so he could only let him go and let him sit on the ground. He also bent his knees and squatted down in front of him: "Why do you stay here?"

Wen Ai looked serious: "Our mushrooms just like to grow in humid places."

Xu Changzhou was amused, and reached out to pat his head: "Then you can stay for a while."

Anyway, even if the mushroom is pulled up and planted on the bed forcibly now, he may have to run around later, so it is better to wait until he has finished taking a bath and then lift him back, and lock him in his arms when the time comes, and he tosses Will fall asleep in a few minutes.

Xu Changzhou turned his back to Wen Ai and began to take off his clothes. He was hard when he was helping Wen Ai take a bath just now. Now when his underwear was taken off, his high-spirited lower body immediately popped out. Xu Changzhou's lower abdomen tightened when he thought that Wen Ai was behind him, maybe still looking at him.

Just at this moment, an exclamation came from below: "Eh?! Are you a mushroom too?"

Xu Changzhou lowered his head abruptly, Wen Ai squatted at his feet at some point, his eyes widened, and he pointed at his lower body: "What breed are you, why haven't I seen it before?"

"This is not a mushroom." Xu Changzhou pulled the towel around him awkwardly, and pointed to the corner where Wen Ai was squatting just now: "Be good, baby, go over there and wait."

"No!" Wen Ai shook his head, reached out to grab his towel, "Show me, I'll study."

Xu Changzhou quickly grabbed his hand. Wen Ai flopped around for a while but failed, so he collapsed on the ground, kicking his legs like a small motor and began to play dumb: "You have something good to hide! Beware of me , I don’t want to like you anymore!”

Wen Ai folded his arms and glared at Xu Changzhou angrily, with an air of endlessness if he didn't show this matter. Xu Changzhou sighed, and helplessly untied the towel around his waist.

Wen Ai immediately sat up on his knees, leaning his little head towards his crotch, spraying his breath on the big thick mushroom, and touched it with his hands when he was done.

"Slippery." Wen Ai couldn't put it down a little bit, his eyes narrowed happily, "It feels so comfortable to touch."

Xu Changzhou's scalp went numb for a while, and his breathing became heavier every time. He suppressed his desire and asked Wen Ai to touch him for a while, then stretched out his hand to pull him up, and said hoarsely, "Okay, you go to the side and stay for a while."

"Ah, don't." Wen Ai didn't have enough fun, he hugged Xu Changzhou's thigh, put his head on the heel of his leg, and licked the mushroom right in front of him, "Well, why are your mushrooms salty? There is still a fishy smell, bah bah bah!"

"Hiss—" Xu Changzhou's eyes were red, but he was usually reluctant to touch Wen Ai, and now he was even more unwilling to ask Wen Ai when he was unconscious, so he could only grit his teeth and turn on the shower, using cold water to calm his anxiety The restless blood in the body.

Wen Ai didn't get a good taste, and he didn't have much interest in that unattractive mushroom, so he obediently squatted back in the corner.

After Xu Changzhou took a shower, he caught Wen Ai and washed his body again, went back to the bedroom and helped him change into a set of dry clothes, then turned off the light, and carried him to bed to prepare for sleep.

As soon as his head touched the pillow, Wen Ai started to drink madly again, saying that he had to grab a big mushroom before he would fall asleep. Xu Changzhou only felt throbbing pain in his temples, and resignedly stuffed his mushroom into Wen Ai's palm: "Okay, go to sleep."

Wen Ai happily stroked the smooth mushroom body a few times, then pressed the round mushroom head, and then fell into Xu Changzhou's arms and fell into a deep sleep.

When he opened his eyes the next day, what Wen Ai saw were Xu Changzhou's bloodshot eyes, and the eyes that came out of them looked as if he had been hungry for three days and three nights and wanted to swallow people alive. Wen Ai was so frightened that he shrank back. With this movement, he felt a cylindrical thing beating in his right hand. He touched along the column, and finally touched Xu Changzhou's abdominal muscles all the way.

Wen Ai's hands froze, and all the memories of last night came back.

Xu Changzhou slowly pressed onto him, and began to unbutton his pajamas: "Are you awake?"

Wen Ai nodded blankly: "I'm awake."

Xu Changzhou peeled off his clothes, caressed his tender body: "I will be gentle."

Wen Ai trembled slightly, stopped Xu Changzhou's hand without confidence, and said innocently: "Why don't we get up and have breakfast."

Xu Changzhou licked and kissed Wen Ai's neck, and pressed his hand to Xiao Xiaozhou, which stood upright all night: "I will eat mushrooms this morning."

"I was drunk!" Wen Ai blushed and quickly withdrew his hand, patting Xu Changzhou's shoulder, "Get up, I don't like mushrooms!"

Xu Changzhou pulled down his pajama pants: "You have to eat if you don't like it."

Taking care of Wen Ai's body, Xu Changzhou stopped after only doing it twice, but it was only two hours later.

Wen Ai shyly hid herself under the blanket, unwilling to come out for a long time, so Xu Changzhou also got in, hugged him in the dark, and coaxed him softly for a while. By the time Wen Ai was willing to lift the quilt, ten minutes had passed.

Xu Changzhou rubbed Wen Ai's waist considerately: "Is there any discomfort?"

Wen Ai was still embarrassed to look at him, lowered her head and whispered: "My butt hurts..."

"I'll go downstairs and buy some medicine for you later." Xu Changzhou kissed the hairpin on top of his head, "I'll run the water, you take a hot bath first."

Wen Ai nodded like a chick: "En."

Xu Changzhou adjusted the water temperature to a higher level. After soaking in it, Wen Ai felt that the soreness all over his body was dispelled, and he hummed comfortably.

Xu Changzhou knocked on the door outside the bathroom: "Baby, I'm going out to buy medicine, you can soak for a while."

Wen Aizhi stood up and shouted towards the door: "Understood."

The bathroom was filled with smoke, Wen Ai fiddled with the water surface with his fingertips, drawing out ripples, feeling very happy. Although his butt still hurts and it's embarrassing to do it, Wen Ai thinks that he likes to do that kind of thing with Xu Changzhou. On the bed, every movement of Xu Changzhou was extremely gentle, being treated so cherished by him, Wen Ai felt that she was satisfied and happy!

The system popped up suddenly: "You degenerate really fast."

Wen Ai: "This is my first world, so it's understandable that I failed."

The system exposed him: "No one can decide whether it was a success or a failure until the end. You just gave up."

Wen Ai rubbed his body with the bath ball leisurely: "Aren't you happy? In the next few decades, you can completely immerse yourself in eating snakes, and there will be no such things as tasks to bother you again."

The system said quietly: "The task can't bother me anymore, you can."

Wen Ai had a question mark on his face: "How do you say?"

The system said bluntly: "When you were having sex with Xu Changzhou, the brainwaves almost shattered my data into shards, and even playing games, I can guarantee that the program will not be disrupted."

Wen Ai touched his nose in embarrassment: "Hey hey."

"Hey what hey!" the system sighed, "If you want to stay, then stay. Let me remind you that once the plot reaches the finale, you will be forcibly separated. The finale of this world is Xu Changzhou's unification of the east and west coasts." The underworld, you know what to do, right?"

Wen Ai nodded: "I'll let him clean up for nothing tomorrow."

In fact, when he said this, Wen Ai was a little uncertain, because Xu Changzhou took over the family business, and there was a father in charge of it, so he just cut off half of the profit source, let's not say whether Xu Changzhou would agree or not. The father of the family will be furious.

Wen Ai told Xu Changzhou about this with a little anxiety, but Xu Changzhou told him that he had already started to clean up the underworld business, and his father also nodded in agreement.

When Wen Ai heard this, he was so happy that he kissed several watermarks on Xu Changzhou's face: "How did you think of doing this? Are you willing to pay so much money?"

Xu Changzhou looked down at him: "Because I want to live a peaceful life with you."

Wen Ai was so moved that he let out an "oooh", and fell on his back into the mattress.

On the day the Supreme Court of the United States passed the gay marriage bill, countless gays went out to parade and celebrate, and rainbow flags were flying everywhere in the street.

When Xu Changzhou bypassed the excited crowd and came home from work, Wen Ai was wearing a rainbow flag and jumping around in the bedroom. Seeing Xu Changzhou open the door and coming in, he immediately stood on the bed, threw the colorful flag on his body, and looked at him Show off your naked body.

Xu Changzhou stared at him for a while, then came over and wrapped him in a quilt: "Nonsense, the air conditioner is turned on so low, you don't have any clothes on."

Wen Ai drooped her small face and muttered, "I don't understand any fun."

Xu Changzhou pinched his cheek in a funny way: "Yes, yes, you know best, so why is your face so red?"

When Xu Changzhou exposed it, Wen Ai's ears turned red, and he hammered Xu Changzhou's chest with his small fist in anger: "You don't care! Go away! You're so dirty without taking a shower!"

Xu Changzhou is a legal American citizen. He found a time and took Wen Ai to register. On the way back, Wen Ai held the marriage certificate over and over again, with the corners of his mouth curled up.

When it was time to go to bed at night, Wen Ai obediently leaned on Xu Changzhou's arm, looking extremely shy: "Today is our bridal chamber wedding night."

Xu Changzhou's heart was tickled by him, and he leaned over and kissed him: "Baby..."

Wen Ai pushed him away and sat up, and stretched out a hand to him: "Then you don't prepare a gift for me?"

It was only then that Xu Changzhou realized that Wen Ai was a drunkard who didn't want to drink, so he sat up helplessly and leaned against the head of the bed: "What do you want?"

The corner of Wen Ai's mouth curled up: "Where's your colorful book? I said that I would definitely read the contents! It was just a little short last time!"

Xu Changzhou seemed to be worried about something: "Really want to see it?"

"Yes, yes!" Wen Ai couldn't wait to push him out of the bed, "Hurry up and get it."

Two minutes later, Xu Changzhou came back with a drawing book.

Wen Ai took it happily, thinking that the one painted on it must be herself, so there is no need to run away!

As a result, when he opened it, Sanguan shattered with a click. This not only depicts him, but also Xu Changzhou himself. The most important thing is...

Wen Ai pointed to the lifelike picture, and said in disbelief, "You're so, so dirty!"

Xu Changzhou's ears were a little red, he coughed twice: "You have to see it yourself."

Wen Ai turned the page with her fingernails, her face blushed more and more: "You've been drawing these since the first year of high school... You must miss me every day!"

Xu Changzhou hugged him from behind, and gently licked his neck: "Yes, we can try one page every night, and this is it for today."

As soon as the words fell, Xu Changzhou overwhelmed Wen Ai.

When he woke up the next morning, Wen Ai felt that he had no sensation below his waist. Xu Changzhou seldom did him so hard. It seemed that he was stimulated by that picture book.

Wen Ai struggled to get out of bed to wash, and when he came out, Xu Changzhou had already prepared breakfast, Wen Ai took two sips of the puppy coffee, suddenly put the cup on the table, got up and dragged his suitcase out.

Xu Changzhou came over and squatted down in front of the suitcase: "What are you going to do again? Let's do it after breakfast?"

"Just wait." Wen Ai unlocked the combination lock, and took out a bunch of coffee cups from the box, all of which were drawn by Xu Changzhou for him in high school. I keep them at home, there are about a thousand of them, and I keep all of them!"

A flash of surprise flashed in Xu Changzhou's eyes. He picked up one and looked at it carefully. He gently stroked the cute puppy with his thumb, and his eyes showed nostalgia.

Wen Ai pushed the cups towards Xu Changzhou as if asking for credit: "This is my wedding present from you."

Xu Changzhou smiled softly: "I gave it to you, and now you give it to me?"

Wen Ai dragged one of Xu Changzhou's arms and held them in his arms, and looked at these cups together with him: "At first I really didn't know that the dog painted me, but I thought it was cute, so I kept it. But Later, I gradually guessed, who told you that every time you drew something I did the day before, this is too obvious! But after I know it, I still don’t want to throw it away, I take it home and wash it every day Clean it and put it on the balcony to dry."

Xu Changzhou turned his head to look at him, with anticipation hidden in his eyes: "What do you want to say?"

Wen Ai smiled sweetly at him: "I just want to say that I have also had a crush on you for a long time, we have always been double arrows!"