It’s Hard Being the Bad Guy

Chapter 65: Stupid Big Thirteen

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There was a mist in the woods in the early morning, Wen Ai squatted on one side and held his face while watching Qin Ge cast a spell on Third Sister Zhu. After casting the spell, he made a tactic in a very stylish manner, and Wu Zhengqi, who was lying on the ground, disappeared immediately.

Qin Ge came over and pulled Wen Ai up: "I threw him at the gate of the Baoshui village, and I made some changes in my mind. What happens in the future depends on his luck."

Wen Ai looked at him adoringly, and made two gestures with his hands: "Is that hand trick of yours a teleportation technique? Can I learn it?"

"No." Qin Ge smiled and kissed the tip of his nose, "I pinched it casually. If you watched it so enthusiastically, I'll improvise for you."

The two of them brought the sleeping Third Sister Zhu down the mountain, and they were still about forty meters away from home. Wang Erzhu, who was lying on the wooden porch on the second floor next door, saw them sharply and shouted to the courtyard of Zhu's house: "Uncle Zhu! Aunt Zhu! You're back! Knowing that they are all back!"

When Mother Zhu came out, her eye circles were still red: "Why did you only come back now! You are getting more and more courageous if you dare to spend the night in the mountains!"

Zhu's father patted Qin Ge's chest, and then hugged Wen Ai's shoulders: "It's good to come back, your mother and I are so worried, if the three of you are all in the mountain, your mother has to go to the foot of the mountain to give the mountain to you." You can't cry."

Wen Ai helped to support Third Sister Zhu on Qin Ge's back, and walked towards the door non-stop: "Let's go back and talk slowly, first settle Third Sister well."

Of course, you can't tell Zhu's father and mother about all the strange things. Wen Ai hid the part about the spider spirit, and blamed Wu Zhengqi, saying that he secretly refined Gu and killed Third Sister Zhu and Qin Ge. Yi was backlashed by the Gu insects, and he will probably be a fool in the future, so he retaliates with retaliation.

Qin Ge cooperatively took out a palm-sized spider corpse: "This is the mother Gu, if it dies, the Gu on my third sister and I will be cured."

Father Zhu had encountered so many weird insects in the fields, and now seeing the blood-red spider corpse curled up in Qin Ge's hands, his old face still couldn't help shaking: "Only Wu Zhengqi can raise such insects." Disgusting stuff! I said Dali—ah, that’s wrong, Mr. Qin, are you here to travel in the mountains?”

"You can just call me Xiao Qin." Qin Ge nonsense without blushing, "I'm from the Geological Bureau of City G. I came here to survey the data, and I got it. Thanks to you for taking care of me during this time."

"Working for the country? Hey, that's great!" Zhu's mother changed her usual style and said enthusiastically, "Let's stay for a few more days. I only asked you to help with work a few days ago, so I have to compensate you."

"Yes, yes, I have to compensate." Zhu's father was a little guilty, "How about paying you a labor fee? Let's count by the day." He really counted with his fingers.

"Dad!" Wen Ai stopped him aloud, "Why do you need to make up for it, our family is very interesting."

My precious son has lost all his money, and if he doesn't make up the difference, it's because of the kindness of people in our mountains!

Qin Ge seemed to have guessed Wen Ai's little thoughts, gave him a half-smile look, and said to Zhu's father and mother, "Your elders were willing to take me in at the beginning. I can't repay this kindness by doing farm work for a few days. Forget about compensation."

Third Sister Zhu will be a normal person when she wakes up later, Mother Zhu took care of her happily, and Father Zhu also went to the chicken coop to catch two chickens, planning to celebrate at noon.

Wen Ai went upstairs to return to the room, threw herself on the bed as soon as she entered, and exhaled comfortably: "It's finally over."

"Who said that?" Qin Ge lifted him up and put him in his arms, "We're not done yet."

Wen Ai sat on his lap with his legs crossed, blinking his big eyes and pretending to be dumb: "What's the matter, I don't understand."

"Pretend, pretend again." Qin Ge grabbed his cheek, "What are you talking about?"

Wen Ai frowned and thought for a while, then a small light bulb suddenly lit up beside his head: "Ah! I don't know what kind of monster you are? It can't really be changed by aphrodisiacs, can it?"

"Tsk, that slippery little thing." Qin Ge held him down and rubbed him hard, tearing his eyelashes from tormenting him, "Are you honest? Tell me, how do you know I'm a demon?" ?”

Wen Ai looked at him aggrievedly: "You hurt me so much!"

"Come on, I don't know the severity of my attack?" That's what he said, but Qin Ge still lifted up his clothes to check, and was completely relieved when he saw that no red marks were left, and kissed him on the chest by the way, " Baby, my seal disappeared very strangely, I need your information."

Wen Ai hugged his neck: "I can't say it, I can't say it."

Qin Ge frowned: "Restricted?"

Wen Ai thought for a while: "Almost."

Qin Ge lowered his head to touch his forehead: "Let me see."

Wen Ai was a little apprehensive: "Do you want to read my memory?"

"No, I'll check you up." Qin Ge said, "Don't resist, let me in."

Wen Ai felt something poking on his forehead, he relaxed his nerves, those tentacle-like things immediately poked into his head, moving gently and carefully, it didn't hurt, it was quite comfortable.

Wen Ai was squinting his eyes and enjoying himself, when a cry suddenly sounded in his head, and he was startled: "System? You're back?"

The system crashed with a trembling voice: "What the hell are these tentacles! Damn, don't poke my program! Keep poking! Keep poking!"

Wen Ai imagined the image of the system rolling himself into a ball, holding the program and trying to twist his body to avoid the tentacles, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"You can still laugh." Qin Ge stepped back, stroking Wen Ai's back and said, "The demon who restrained you is very powerful."

Wen Ai was surprised: "Are you sure?"

Goddess Best is going to change her name to Banshee Best

"Doubt my level?" Qin Ge raised his eyebrows, and pointed his finger at his head, "A part of your memory has also been sealed, right?"

Wen Ai shook his head and applauded, he was so capable that he could even see this.

Qin Ge held his two little hands together, and gently rubbed the back of his tender hands: "Do you want to untie it?"

Of course I want to! But no matter how powerful you are, you're still just a hero constructed by Best, how can you defeat her

Wen Ai understood the truth, but he still couldn't help but look forward to it: "Can you untie it?"

"Yes." Qin Ge paused, then laughed, "It's not a big deal, I'll help you in a few days."

"Really!" Wen Ai's eyes lit up, and she rushed to hug him, "Why do you need a few days, let's do it now!"

"I want to get ready." Qin Ge held the back of his head and shook him slightly, "Be good, baby, catch up on sleep, and call you when you eat."

"Well, I'm good..." Wen Ai lay on Qin Ge's shoulder and fell asleep contentedly.

It was rare for Father Zhu to come back to the kitchen and made a whole chicken feast. The whole family sat around the round table. Father Zhu also brought medicinal wine and toasted Qin Ge. Belly.

"Drink less." Wen Ai tugged on Qin Ge's pants under the table, and said in a low voice, "Don't wait for a while to show your true shape."

Qin Ge almost sprayed third sister Zhu's face with a sip of wine. Third sister Zhu is not crazy now, and she is also beautiful. Leaning close to Wen Ai's ear and asking: "Think of me as Bai Suzhen?"

"No." Wen Ai glanced at him, and said quickly, "You really have to be called Qin Suzhen."

"Don't think I didn't hear you scolding me." Qin Ge shook his head with a smile, clinked glasses with Zhu's father, raised his head and did it again.

"I told you not to drink it." Wen Ai didn't hold down his voice anymore, and directly snatched Qin Ge's wine glass, "Who knows what's in this wine, in case you encounter... what kind of allergy, you Gotta drink it out."

"Hey, you kid, talk like there's poison in the wine." Zhu's father was unhappy, and went to the back room to carry a big glass jar out, "Look, is there any arsenic in it?"

"Arsenic melts when it meets water, who can see—" Wen Ai was still muttering, but when he raised his eyes, he saw fragments of spider legs, scorpion tails and even centipede heads floating in the brown-yellow medicinal wine, which made his stomach queasy with nausea Roll over, quickly cover your mouth and keep your face away, if you look at it one more time, you will have to vomit.

Third Sister Zhu's flower-like face also turned green: "Dad, take it away quickly, it's still for dinner!"

"What's the matter? This is what your elder sister caught and raised back then, it's been years!" Father Zhu was a little drunk, put the wine jar back and sat down staggeringly, "It's been years... I haven't come back for many years..."

The eldest sister of the Zhu family has been away for seven or eight years and has never returned. If it weren't for the fixed increase in the passbook every month, the old couple would have suspected that the eldest daughter had been banked outside. Today, Third Sister Zhu recovered from her insane illness. While happy, the old couple was inevitably sad. It was a pity that the family could not be reunited at such an important moment.

After dinner, Wen Ai went to take a nap as usual, Zhu's mother shouted to him while clearing the table: "Go and squeeze with your father, your room is free for Xiao Qin to live in."

Wen Ai curled his lips, as if he was about to get upset, Qin Ge stood between him and Zhu's mother in time, blocking their eye contact: "Aunt Zhu, I'll just stay with Zhizhishui, there's no need to trouble yourself."

Mother Zhu had another polite conversation, but Wen Ai was not willing to listen, so she walked back to the house with small steps, and it took a long time before she heard Qin Ge's footsteps going upstairs.

"Come on, baby." Qin Ge took Wen Ai, who was lying on the bed with his buttocks up, into his arms, and began to kiss his small mouth, with his hands still in his clothes.

Wen Ai panted, and limply took out his hand: "It's not easy to do strenuous exercise within half an hour after eating."

Qin Ge grinned happily, and kissed his red and swollen mouth again: "You were worried that I would look like my original shape after eating bad food, it was so cute that my heart softened and my brother hardened, I really wanted to make a barrier at that time , and drag you in to do enough."

"You can be tough even if you care about you." Wen Ai touched his chest muscles with a small hand, "Then you will be taller or something like this."

Qin Ge took his hand and said in a hoarse voice: "The little goblin's sorcery is so powerful that even the king of goblins can't handle it."

Wen Ai twisted her body: "What little fairy, so vulgar."

"Then replace it with an elf." Qin Ge lowered his head and leaned closer, spraying his hot breath on his ears, "the aphrodisiac elf."

Wen Ai's ears were burned, and his head was buried firmly in front of his chest without moving.

"Why didn't you agree to me?" Qin Ge deliberately teased him, "Little elf? Sweet baby? Good baby? Little daughter-in-law—"

"Stop shouting!" Wen Ai blushed and covered his mouth, "It's so embarrassing, you're not ashamed at all."

Qin Ge smiled, and didn't continue to shame him: "Let's talk about something serious, what's the matter with your eldest sister, the corners of our mother's eyes were wet at the dinner table just now."

Hearing the phrase "our mother", Wen Ai felt sweet in his heart: "It seems that I went to S City, and someone who came back from outside helped to bring a message, saying that I washed someone's hair in a barber shop, and then lost contact."

Qin Ge nodded: "I'll find a way to find it."

Wen Ai sat up straight and looked up at him: "You are very powerful, you can do anything."

Qin Ge: "There is one thing you can't."

Wen Ai: "What?"

Qin Ge bumped him twice with his legs, and his ambiguous eyes fell on him: "You."

Wen Ai's brain short-circuited somewhere, he couldn't keep up with the speed of the car for a while, and looked at him in confusion.

He acted so innocently, Qin Ge suddenly felt that he was a little too much, talking dirty with children who were more than a thousand years younger than him, obviously bullying others.

Qin Ge turned his gaze away first, coughed twice in embarrassment, hugged Wen Ai onto the bed, and let his head rest on his chest: "Didn't you take a nap, hurry up and sleep."

After a long time, Wen Ai realized belatedly, and squirmed up little by little until he faced Qin Ge face to face: "Did you blush just now?"

Qin Ge pushed him down: "No."

Wen Ai leaned forward again, touching his face: "But I seem to see it, there is a little red in the black."

Qin Ge pressed the top of his head again and pushed Renping down: "If you don't sleep, I will take you to do some intense exercise."

Wen Ai reappeared without hesitation, and before he could open his mouth, Qin Ge simply and neatly pressed him on top of him, and even set up a barrier in the room.

Wen Ai hurriedly covered the hem of his clothes: "I just finished eating and can't-uh!"

Qin Ge blocked his mouth: "It's already half an hour earlier."