It’s Hard Being the Bad Guy

Chapter 95: Brother can't. Twelve

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Gu Shuye's forehead twitched with blue veins: "What did you call me?"

Wen Ai was already a little afraid of the evil leader in front of him, but now seeing his unkind expression, he took a step back nervously, not daring to speak out.

"Uncle Gu?" Gu Shuye walked up to the innocent Wen Ai, gnashing his teeth, "Say it again?"

Gu Shuye was tall, and Wen Ai was covered in his shadow. She shrank her neck and froze on the spot, stammering, "I, I am your son's younger brother, calling you uncle doesn't mess with your seniority... "

Gu Shuye knew that he was pretending to be confused, so he couldn't bear it and shouted: "Shut up!"

Wen Ai was nervous at first, when he yelled at him, he jumped back like a rabbit in fright, but was dragged back, he struggled hard, but in the eyes of Gu Shuye, it was just a small fight, forcefully He hugged her, lifted his chin and kissed it.

The strange itching spread from the place where the lips and tongue were connected to the whole body, Wen Ai softened almost immediately, and the jaws also loosened, Gu Shuye's tongue attacked aggressively, Wen Ai trembled all over, only feeling the heat from the tip of the tongue The fire in the depths of his body was instantly ignited, and his limbs and bones were all ablaze.

Gu Shuye pressed the back of Wen Ai's head, and bullied his little tongue that had nowhere to hide. During the stirring, he heard a faint moan, and his interest suddenly became high, and the kiss became more and more fierce, as if he wanted to swallow him into his stomach posture.

Wen Ai couldn't take it anymore, sobbed and moaned, but what responded to him was a more savage plunder, he could only grab the other's shoulder with the remaining strength, so as not to soften the ground into a puddle of spring mud.

When the stormy kiss finally ended, Wen Ai's flat boat had been beaten by the wind and waves and had no power to resist. She leaned on Gu Shuye's arms obediently, panting with blurred eyes.

"Tell me now." Gu Shuye caressed Wen Ai's broken lips, "Who the hell am I?"

Wen Ai had the answer the first time he saw him, but he kept avoiding it and refused to admit it. At this moment, he still shook his head dyingly: "I don't know, and I don't want to know."

His forehead was disheveled, his red lips were bright, and the corners of his slightly drooping eyes were drooping. He looked at the pitiful man. When Gu Shuye thought that his appearance was caused by his own love, tenderness surged in his chest, so he no longer felt embarrassed and forced him to ask: "My real name is Gu Shuye. What you saw before were my two strands of consciousness. My real body has been cultivating here. Now you see me."

"So Gu Shu and Gu Ye are all alone. Whoever I talk to, the other knows." Wen Ai looked downcastly, and gave him a disgruntled look, "You look at me struggling, watching me being stupid, but you always stand by and watch , and even deliberately forced me to make a choice... "

Wen Ai finally couldn't bear it anymore, and stomped on Gu Shuye's feet: "You are poisonous!!"

Gu Shuye has always been a fearsome and ruthless character, and he has never been bullied like this before, but instead of being annoyed, he took the initiative to put his feet under Wen Ai's shoes, letting him stand on his feet, She lowered her head and kissed his red and swollen lips: "Hey, don't be angry, you can do whatever you want."

Wen Ai jumped up and down a few times unceremoniously, his white boots were blackened by his stepping on them, but he still felt puzzled, and said with a horizontal tone: "My ten years of struggle and suffering in love are all thanks to you! Why are you deliberately torturing me!"

"I'm not torturing you..." Gu Shuye frowned, and didn't say anything for a long time, "I just..."

Wen Ai snorted, and answered for him: "You just see that I like Gu Shu, so you're jealous and make trouble, right?"

Gu Shuye was a little surprised: "So smart? Why didn't you guess Gu Shuye's identity earlier?"

Wen Ai was poked in the sore spot, and his hair exploded: "You mention it again!"

"Okay, okay, don't mention it." Gu Shuye hurriedly begged for mercy and coaxed him, "Actually, I am not as unreasonable as you think, but Gu Ye's temperament is closer to mine, so I will care about it."

Wen Ai exposed him on the spot: "Then I want to fall in love with Gu Ye first, so why don't you make trouble quietly?"

Gu Shuye frowned again, struggling to say: "This... I can't say for sure."

Wen Ai thought in his heart, sure enough, this person loves his own jealousy the most. In the past, Qin Ge ate the jealousy of the previous lives one by one. Looking back at Shu Ye is more interesting, because he divided himself into two people and poured jealousy on each other.

"I don't want to think about it anymore, it's all over." Gu Shuye hugged the well-behaved person in his arms, lost his mind for a while, and asked in a low voice suggestively, "Shall we go back to the bedroom?"

Wen Aisi nodded in the dark cave he passed by when he came, and Gu Shuye still took him back to fly back. When he entered the dormitory, he immediately turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, and said without touching the quilt. Forgive you, and you have said it yourself, you and Gu Shu Gu Ye have different personalities, so I like them, but I may not like you."

Gu Shuye really shot himself in the foot with a rock, and coaxed patiently: "We are the same person, I know what they know, there is no reason to divide it into two, you like it, and you don't like it when you combine it into one person gone."

As he said that, he reached out to touch Wen Ailu's tender legs outside the quilt, Wen Ai quickly retracted his legs, pulled the pillow next to him and hit him: "You dare to touch me!"

Gu Shuye showed this to him when he took off his trousers at the moment, but Wen Ai usually looks like a glutinous rice ball that can be easily rounded and flattened, but now he is as stubborn as if wrapped in dynamite. Shu Ye was afraid that if he really insisted on poking him, he would just blow him up. So I can only bow my head and say sorry to my little brother who has been struggling for hundreds of years and finally got a hole. He was just about to reach the Paradise of Paradise but was kicked back to the mortal world by Wen Ai. Emotions, endured the humiliation, put on his pants and left.

Walk hard.

They all commit suicide.

Gu Shuye usually practiced in the Taoyuan Realm. He practiced the way of demons with his body, but his spiritual consciousness was placed in the Tao of Immortals in the Qing Dynasty. Once he entered the samadhi, he seldom entered and exited the Taoyuan Realm, and he seldom set foot in the sleeping hall. But since taking Wen Ai captive, Gu Shuye has been running into the dormitory every day, thinking of ways to be courteous, so as to make amends, admit his mistakes and ask for forgiveness, but every time he is mercilessly thrown out by the glutinous rice balls that occupy the magpie's nest , The number of times is too many, the guards guarding the gate of the palace all sympathize with him, so what about the magic skills? So what? If you can't please your daughter-in-law, why don't you just sleep alone in the cold kang

The system couldn't stand it anymore, because it had always been grateful to Qin Ge for the expansion of memory, and now it gave Wen Ai a pillow: "It's almost the same, people want stars for you these days , If you want the moon to pick the moon, admit your mistakes and have a positive attitude, then don’t be angry, you always drive him out in front of so many people, you don’t want to lose face when you are the lord of the house?”

Wen Ai was lying on the bed playing with the gadgets that Gu Shuye just sent, and replied: "You still have the face to say, when I asked you if the male lead made a mistake, you said yes? You also have a share in my suffering all these years. Didn’t clean it up and still want to catch someone else?”

The system immediately dumped the pot: "I acted according to the program. The program didn't detect which one is the male lead. What can I do? Besides, Best has been attacked more and more frequently recently. I'm running unstable. Yesterday, I lost contact again. All afternoon?"

Wen Ai: "Ah, you disconnected yesterday."

system:"… "

Wen Ai: "I didn't notice it. After all, you often don't speak for days when you play games."

In order to show that it is still very useful, the system reminded: "I listened to the chatting of the maids today, saying that your man is proficient in spells, you can consult him about the illusion."

Wen Ai also heard about it at the time, and when Gu Shuye came to report daily in the afternoon, he asked about it. Gu Shuye raised his eyebrows calmly, thinking that the little thing finally had something to ask him, so he put the food box on the table unhurriedly, and took out a plate of peach blossom cake: "I use today's newly bloomed peach blossom Made it, it is very fragrant, try it?"

"Eat, eat, eat, hurry up and talk about the illusion, and I won't affect your speech when I eat." Wen Ai was willing to pay off this time, and reached out to take it while urging, and when he was about to touch the pastry, Gu Shuye suddenly Putting the plate away, and sitting down next to him blatantly, said in an insatiable way: "It will be interesting if I feed you, once I am interesting, my memory will improve."

Wen Ai glared at him with round eyes: "Push your nose on your face and return it."

Gu Shuye felt confident now, pinched a piece of peach blossom cake and brought it to his mouth: "Ah—"

Wen Ai reluctantly took a bite, and muttered vaguely: "Take advantage of the fire..."

Gu Shuye looked at his puffy cheeks, it was really cute, and he was in a good mood immediately, and fulfilled his promise: "Some spiritual weapons can produce illusions, but the contents of illusions are basically unchanged. In addition, people can also use illusions to create illusions." Weaving illusions, and being able to flexibly change the content, the illusion you asked about with a huge structure and many worlds cannot be achieved only with spiritual tools, and can only be constructed by powerful illusions."

Wen Ai listened carefully, Gu Shuye was stared at by his focused eyes, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and continued while feeding: "It stands to reason that the monster race is best at illusion, and has an innate ability to seduce people's hearts. Among the demon clan, the nine-tailed cat demon is the most powerful. I once met a nine-tailed cat demon with extraordinary talent. With only a hundred years of skill, it dragged the people in the whole city into a fantasy world. Eat it."

Wen Ai nodded thoughtfully, and asked, "Then if you enter the illusion, how can you get rid of it?"

"The composition of each illusion has a unique formation, including different rules and steps." Gu Shuye picked up the upside-down teacups on the table and placed them one by one in order, "Just like this, from beginning to end Tail, with a fixed order and context."

"If you want to get rid of the illusion, you have to reverse the formation formed by the caster from the end to the beginning." Gu Shuye took back the teacups one by one in reverse order, and when he received the last one, he poured a cup of tea and sipped it Take a bite, "So the key to breaking the formation is whether the formation breaker can accurately see the caster's layout."

Wen Ai cooperated with Gu Shuye's movements, and basically understood: "The nine-tailed cat demon is powerful in illusion, so isn't that also good in breaking?"

Gu Shuye nodded: "Not bad."

Wen Ai's eyes lit up, he grabbed his sleeve and said, "Then go and catch one!"

Gu Shuye almost spilled his tea, turned his head and looked at him helplessly and amusedly: "What kind of monster do you raise for no reason, what kind of formation do you want to break, or learn illusion, I will teach you."

Wen Ai questioned: "You are not a nine-tailed cat demon."

The implication is that you are not as good as others, and I look down on you.

The veins on Gu Shuye's forehead started to twitch again. Seeing this, the maid serving at the side suppressed a smile and explained to Wen Ai: "Young master, our palace master's illusion is so superb that it can't be compared with demon cultivators."

Wen Ai didn't expect that Gu Shuye was still an all-around player, and he refused too quickly just now, so he was inevitably embarrassed at the moment, so he took a small look at him: "Then you come."

Gu Shuye said with a cold face, "I don't want to teach now."

Wen Ai guessed that this person was about to burst out of resentment after being bullied by him for so many days, so he picked a piece of peach blossom cake and fed it to him, but Gu Shuye refused to open his mouth, the old god was sitting on the ground, completely ignoring his words Please.

Wen Ai curled her lips: "You also said I was stingy, you don't have a big belly."

In the end, Wen Ai still made Gu Shuye change his mind, and the price was that he agreed to a series of terms that humiliated the country, such as not being able to kick him out, allowing him to go to bed at night, and not being able to refuse intimacy from the neck up...

Wen Ai responded one by one with a wrinkled face, and Gu Shuye turned the teacup leisurely: "There is one more thing I want to remind you, illusion is the most obscure type among many spells, and the learning method is also different. Very unusual... ”

Wen Ai made a positive statement: "I won't give up halfway!"

A gleam of light flashed across Gu Shuye's eyes, and he took a sip from the teacup, covering the corner of his mouth with a triumphant smile.