It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 115

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True friendship, that is, you are in charge of the third grade, and I am in charge of my sister.

Because the district tyrant of the Kyushu community is Huatang, and the black cat is usually fine and always catches children with its tail, so it has a strong sense of presence.

So Song Xuan's parents basically told their children some common sense about cats.

For example, Huatang is a girl, and another example is that the calculation age of cats is different. In equivalent terms, Huatang is still an older sister~

Those who can move into the Kyushu community are basically fond of animals.

Coupled with the fact that Huatang always teases the children, and puts the majority of non-old and young humans at the bottom of the chain of disdain for cats, the residents are quite rebellious.

Especially some young parents are willing to encourage their toddler to call Sister Huatang.

Heh, I always miss the black cat, so let the child chase after Huatang and call her sister, and then the annoying Huatang has to stop and sweep the restless cub with the tip of his tail.

Song Xuan and the others are relatively older children, and their parents would not teach them this way, but everyone has seen the appearance of a small child chasing after Huatang and calling her sister.

Now that Song Xuan and the others were going to find Jia'an, they thought of Huatang temporarily, and turned around to take this cat sister away.

As for why he turned around and came back to push the melon box

This involves a little knowledge of physics that can't be hugged, but is very witty to know that pushing a heavy object is less labor-intensive than directly hugging it.

Jia'an went to a school for the blind, and apart from the fact that the teaching plan was different from that of an ordinary school, she didn't know much about new news.

When several children came to see Jia'an, it was the first time he heard about this, and he was very surprised, and after a wow, there was nothing else.

"Don't you have any thoughts?" The little friend was surprised and patted his thigh anxiously for Jia'an's overly bland reaction.

Jia An tilted his head in confusion. He had just started to meet his classmates and was still in the period of adaptation to his peers. Apart from being really brave, he had no other feelings.

Song Xuan moved a little farther away so that his little friend wouldn't get a picture of his thigh, and asked Jia'an, "Why are you so excited?"

"I'm envious!"

Although they all lived in the same community, these children were not in the same elementary school. The child who patted his thigh was very envious of his cousin. He even prepared the story and waited for the school to start activities.

As a result, the school didn't seem to be planning to carry out this activity, and Song Xuan's school didn't even have a chance to transfer the story to other schools, which must have disappointed the child.

Song Xuan was not as excited as his little friend, and he didn't have any bitterness to take the opportunity to vomit. Seeing that his little friend was still patting his thigh, he thought of a way, "Otherwise, you are next to Huatang, pretending to be you in the third grade With Sister Cat?"

In short, it's good to have enough sisters in third grade~

Moreover, it’s easy to tell stories. Jia’an is the recording provider of “Echo”, and there are exclusive members. If you want to tell a story, you can borrow Jia’an’s account, which will definitely be heard by many people.

Jia'an likes these little friends who often come to play with him, he nodded happily, and generously shared some recording and storytelling skills.

On "echo", many ordinary users have followed Jia'an, and many of them still listen to his stories to calm down and fall asleep!

"It's okay!" The little friend squatted next to Huatang, and just introduced herself and her cat to Jia'an's recording pen, then smacked her lips and suddenly got off topic, "It would be great if I was a girl too. "

Not to mention Song Xuan and Jia An, even Hua Tang turned his head and took a second look at the little boy.

Although it is relatively simple for children under the age of ten to have gender awareness, very few boys say that they want to be girls.

This has something to do with the parents. Most of those who are dissatisfied with the gender of their child say that it would be nice if you were a boy, and only a small part will feel that it would be nice if you were a girl.

"The girls in our class are all good. They don't swear, they like to be clean and hygienic, and they even give me snacks." Correspondingly, other boys, some of them will tell their parents in private or hear it on their mobile phones. Swearing, stains clothes easily, and is overbearing.

As a boy who also pays attention to hygiene, loves cleanliness, and is not very extroverted, he is definitely more willing to play with girls than boys.

But when his uncle found out about this, he laughed at him for knowing how to pick up girls at a young age, which hurt the little boy very much.

"My colleague is a study committee member. She is a very nice person. Once a boy in the class pushed me on the stairs, and she came to stop me."

Most of the people in the class who are willing to help others are girls, but they laugh at him for always being a girl, but they are all boys.

"Girls are very good, they study well, they play rope skipping together in physical education class, they don't laugh at me as a sissy, and I want to be an older sister too."

Moreover, the little boy didn't like his uncle, and when he thought that he would become an uncle and uncle when he grew up, he felt very unacceptable.

When Song Xuan and the others heard it, they suddenly felt that being an older sister sounded good, especially for those who were the cadres in the class. When they thought that every time they didn't do their homework, the ones who caused disturbances and fights and disrupted classroom discipline were basically boys, they felt worried.

"If only we could all be older sisters and choose whether to be a boy or a girl when we grow up."

Only a child can say such simple words, and the devil speaks far more than that.

Now that you can be a big sister in the wild, why not just change to another species and become a cat.

"I don't want to be a human anymore. I want to be a cat, so I can stay with Huatang in the community and eat in a small restaurant."

Huatang glanced at the boy who said this in disgust, and pushed him with his paws, so wake up, even if you are a cat, you can't go to a small restaurant to eat.

It belongs to a vicious cat, don't let idle cats in, you know

"I don't want to be a human anymore, so I'll be a horse dog. My aunt's family has a horse dog, which is very powerful."

Jia'an beside him also began to imagine, if he could choose what to be, what identity he would like to change, "Then I'll be a snake, and I can find my way with my tongue."

Some snakes basically have no eyesight, but they can sense them with their tongues, which makes Jia'an very envious.

Children's thinking is relatively straight, and Jia'an has never thought about why he can't see it even if he can change species.

But the little boys were amused by their own imagination, and surrounded the recorder with great joy, talking so much that Jia'an's parents couldn't help but come in and deliver fruit, thinking that the children had quarreled.

As a result, when I came in, I saw a few children covering their mouths and sniggering, and they became quiet all of a sudden, so they could only exit again.

"What? Is there a dispute inside?"

"No, after I went in, the little ones were mysterious and refused to talk, and Jia'an was also snickering, so it should be nothing."

Jia'an's parents were at a loss and missed the important event that the children conspired to change their identities.

Huatang stepped on Jia'an's little bed, jumped up and down twice, flicked her tail, she didn't want to be anything else, even if she had a choice, she still wanted to be a fortune cat.

Several children used their knowledge of watching documentaries and "One Hundred Thousand Whys" to debate for a while which animal is the best. One just said that he wanted to be a tiger, but the other seriously shook his head and said that tigers are all in zoos, and there are very few wild ones.

The one said to be an elephant, but this one showed its teeth silently, saying that ivory is dangerous. There are protective pictures posted around bus stops and airports, showing elephants that have lost their ivory, which is very miserable.

After talking about it, the last few children still locked their eyes on Huatang.

I am not very old, but I am very envious, "Hey, Hua Tang must be very happy~"

No need to do homework, no worry about poor test scores, play as late as you want, and you can go to small restaurants to eat at any time, it is simply the ideal happy appearance in the hearts of children.

Being stared at by several gazes, Huatang was right at all, and even nodded.

Yes, you can’t imagine the joy of being a cat~

"If I were to be a cat, who would be the child of Mom and Dad?"

"Then let mom and dad be cats too, the whole family, meow meow~"

"It makes sense. My mother is afraid of mice, so I will catch fish for my mother to eat. Cats are amazing at catching fish!"

"No, Huatang doesn't know how to catch fish."

"Other cats can catch, my grandma's cat can catch fish, Huatang doesn't count."

Hua Tang, who was suddenly implicated, jumped out of the crib, squatted fiercely next to the child who had made a mistake just now, and gave the cub a chance to be resurrected, repeating what he said just now.

"... Hey, Huatang is a good fisherman."

Hearing this sentence, Hua Tang was satisfied, then took the recording pen from Jia An's hand, and directly pressed the upload button.

Let everyone listen, which cat is the real master of fishing, it is impossible to be afraid of water, Huatang has learned to swim recently.

Vile cats have no weaknesses.

"Ah? I haven't started telling the story yet, why did I upload it?"

I finally remembered that I was going to record a story, but the child who had been crooked for a long time patted his head and thought of his "business".

"Ah? It's okay, this can be deleted."

Jia'an comforted the little friend, and was about to teach the little friend to delete the "story" just now.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, I also forgot which story I was going to tell, that's all." Thinking of Huatang's life is so happy, the little boy didn't bother to tell the story anymore, and together with Song Xuan and the others, he came over and clicked on the story to listen again Read it again, then laughed silly.

I think it's really fun if they want to be some kind of animal just now, and I even have a little more to say.

Until Jia'an's parents sent the children who came to play with their son downstairs, the children pushing the melon box were still arguing whether Tyrannosaurus rex or Diplodocus was more powerful.

Hearing this, Jia'an's parents were even more puzzled, could they not catch up with the current way of thinking of their children

And the staff responsible for the review of "Echo" also noticed Jia'an's new work, and when they clicked on it, they were stunned for a moment when they heard the voices of several children. After quitting and looking at Jia'an's homepage, they continued to listen.

Then, I was shocked by the first high-energy sentence.

"If only I were a girl~"

Before the auditor could react, the second high-energy statement came again, "I don't want to be a human anymore!"