It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 118

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Adults have wicked tastes that cannot be underestimated.

The specific manifestation is that after the first episode of the special video of "Echo" was shot, the one-stop service of forwarding, commenting and liking by users and netizens is quite average.

However, the video with the highest number of views is the video of the black cat fishing for cubs with its tail. I watched it several times after watching it.

Don't look at the users and netizens who use the big size as a serious way to spread flowers for the children. I hope that every child can grow up well, and don't encounter darkness and danger, and don't wear away courage and determination.

Behind them, they secretly turned on the trumpet, watching the children unable to catch the cat's tail, and then laughed so hard that they even edited a short video of ghosts and animals.

If the tail is left, it is a child who moves to the left like a silly fat-headed fish; if the tail is turned to the right, it is a child who moves to the right like a silly fat-headed fish.

Go left to right, move and move, plus electronic melody.

See, adult happiness is that simple.

—It’s too much, why so many children can only touch one cat’s tail, it’s really well done... beautiful~

—I accidentally told the truth upstairs, but this is too cute, cats are good or bad, I like it.

— This chubby black cat is so popular, whose pet is it? Is there any Anli

People are a bit face-blind when looking at cats, especially black cats, which have few features, so they always feel that it is easy to bump into the same style.

The most famous story is that the owner’s black cat ran out to play. After dark, the owner hurriedly went out to find the cat and returned home. Looking at another black cat, it angrily tore down the screen window and rushed in and squeezed in front of its owner.

One left and one right, say, which one do you want

As a result, the owner really couldn't tell the difference between the real cat and the fake cat in front of him at the same time, so he could only feel guilty and keep them together.

Huatang is also a member of the mediocre black cat. It has no variegated colors and is black and authentic. The only characteristic may be that Huatang is rounder.

The face is rounder, the legs are shorter, and Huatang's body is not particularly big, as long as she can't pull herself into a fried dough stick, Huatang will look round.

Coupled with the fact that his weight was on the verge of becoming overweight, Hua Tangyuan made such a special black cat, which was really easy to remember.

So, soon some netizens replied to the question, and enthusiastically gave the link to Huatang's live broadcast room.

Although the frequency of Huatang's live broadcasts is not high recently, you can still watch the previous broadcasts, especially the vertigo and hypnosis version at the beginning of the live broadcast, which is especially friendly to new viewers who have insomnia problems.

After watching it for two minutes, I was so sleepy that I couldn't keep my eyes open.

Both children and small animals can make people feel relaxed, and the picture of the two together has the effect of one plus one greater than two.

In order not to disturb Song Xuan and the rest of their normal life, the official account of "Echo" and other linked organizations deliberately controlled the number of topics about children in comments or messages.

After all, the more you talk about it, the easier it is to leak information about children. It would be bad if some abnormal adults blocked the children.

Most users and netizens understand that not to disturb is their best protection for their children. Correspondingly, chatting with Huatang is no problem.

Especially when many netizens discovered that Huatang was still a prototype of the emblem pattern holding a feeding bottle, out of love and support for the original creator, they also opened a topic for Huatang, and many messages were blowing rainbow farts to Huatang.

The only bad thing is that the platform for this topic is not like "echo", which can be read out by pressing it. Hua Tang swiped to her avatar area, but didn't know what each line was, so she stepped on her paw anxiously.

How can the villain not hear the flattery

Hua Tang, who has always been too lazy to read and is still too lazy to learn, thought of the hard work of the artificial voice assistant, so she went straight to Bai Hefei.

It just so happened that he was at home these few days and was blocked by Huatang.

Just waiting for Huatang to squeeze in through the window, ready to requisition Bai Hefei's computer and let him act as a voice translator, Bai Hefei was still in a daze on the chair in the study, holding his face and not knowing what he was thinking.

Stretching out her front paw and waving in front of Bai Hefei, Huatang saw that the empty Bai Hefei didn't respond, and pressed down the tip of one ear.

This is, finally stupid

Huatang continued to push Bai Hefei, but there was still no response. It was not until he pushed away the arm that was holding his face that he almost couldn't sit still, that Ge Da was surprised that Huatang was coming.

"Eh? Huatang, when did you come?"

Bai Hefei was still thinking about other things, he went to the refrigerator to get some milk and prepared to pour Huatang a glass, his expression was still a bit erratic.

The black cat watched in shock as Bai Hefei filled two cups with apple cider vinegar, turned around and left.

Obviously, in Bai Hefei's current state, even if he is Huatang's voice translation assistant, more than half of them are wrong.

Huatang refuses.

The black cat squeezed out of the small window again, turned to see Bai Hefei continued to be in a daze in front of the table, saw that there was nothing wrong with it other than being a little stupid, and then walked away on the catwalk.

Following the patrol route, Huatang walked around the Kyushu community, only to find that besides Bai Hefei, there was really no other person in the community who could be her voice assistant

At this point in time, Yao Xiaomiao, Jia An and the others are all in school, Professor Wang and the others are too old to see things conveniently, Gu Yusheng has a good eye, but he also has work to do, plus he is always bullied. Pigeon is out of shape.

After Hua Tang circled around, she returned to the small restaurant.

After jumping to the second floor, he pushed away the sweet shrimp who was eager to come over to play together, and stretched out his paws on Gu Yusheng's quilt, serious and serious.

This world is really too difficult for an illiterate evil cat.

Wanted to hear Rainbow Fart, but couldn't find anyone who could read it for her.

Slapping the disappointing screen twice with her claws, Huatang unilaterally condemned the APP software development team for not working hard, then threw away the bite ball and let the sweet shrimp chase after it, and spread it on the folded quilt to become a cat cake.

After a while, the black cat formed a circle on the not-so-tidy quilt, holding the tip of its tail.

The left and right paws alternated, Hua Tang decided that the left paw should be the last one to stop, so she dialed the video and asked Ye Yulan to read for her.

A real evil cat would be ignorant, lazy and lazy, but it was too much trouble not being able to read, so Hua Tang could only temporarily make a patched version of the evil cat standard.

The game of chasing tails was really fun, Huatang spun on the quilt, and stopped after playing until Sweet Shrimp was happy to join, wait, what was she trying to do just now

Continue to throw a bite ball to let Tianxia play by himself, Huatang stretched out his claws and took the tablet over, and after unlocking it, he was ready to start learning words.

There is no way, Ye Yulan mentioned the matter of reading to Hua Tang before, but was fooled by the black cat pretending to be stupid and innocent, now even if Huatang asked Ye Yulan to help her read, maybe she would have to mention it again things.

Evil cats also want face.

Looking left and right, I was sure that Gu Yusheng would not go upstairs now. There was no one else on the second floor except Tian Xia. Huatang clicked on the video that Ye Yulan had saved for her before. Look to the right, dragging the tablet and hiding on the top of the tallest wardrobe.

Take a sneak peek so no one else can find out.

Fortunately, Gu Yusheng's hygiene is really good. The top of the wardrobe I bought a while ago didn't fall into dust. After Huatang dragged the tablet up, she felt pretty good. With small eyes, I started watching videos to learn Pinyin.

I don't know what Ye Yulan was thinking before, but actually saved a whole set of basic education online courses in Huatang's account. After learning it, she can meet the requirements for the junior high school graduation inspection in ordinary schools.

Huatang usually only uses a tablet to watch cartoons, but now she learns things in a mess and awkward way, and finally spreads herself into a cat pancake at random, with her tail falling down the top of the wardrobe, to be comfortable.

Alas, Huatang now understands why the children in the community who need their parents to help with their homework at night can't stop wanting to touch their ears and drink a glass of water.

Because learning is really not a very pleasant thing.

Fortunately, Huatang's learning progress is still very fast. After all, she doesn't need to take exams. Apart from not being able to speak, she has been influenced by the language environment for many years, and her pinyin and word recognition are very fast.

The only bad thing is that the online classes of basic education, especially the literacy chapters, the teacher puts special emphasis on reading and speaking, and there is no rest after a class. Hua Tang said that she has been meowing in private these two days, and she feels that The sound is a bit strange.

Listen, it's a bit like the pinyin version of meow, making Huatang take two steps back.

Fortunately, she seldom makes a sound, otherwise, a black cat that meows like an alphabet song is really strange.

The evil cat wants to be bad, not perverted!

Although the learning process is not very pleasant, but after you have learned something, you can still show it off.

Huatang clapped the pinyin with her paws, and for the first time sent Ye Yulan a message in a non-video method, then held her head high and waited for Ye Jie to start praising her.

Although there is only the pinyin of "I am Huatang", the concise and concise words immediately reflect the depth of the cat's culture.

Hua Tang was quite satisfied.

In the end, Ye Yulan didn't understand Huatang's bragging that she was secretly showing off, and thought that Huatang's account had been hacked, so she directly replied a voice message, basically saying that this account has been bound, and if it is stolen, it will be finished. Yes, it still sounds fierce.

It was not stolen!

The evil cat couldn't bear this grievance, and immediately took a video invitation, and complained on the camera.

"Hua Tang? You posted it just now, it's awesome, it's amazing!"

Ye Yulan finally sent out her rainbow fart in an exaggerated way, and the satisfied black cat raised her round face proudly.

Praise, keep praising, she loves to hear it all.

Is this simply a learning outcome

No, this is clearly a tragedy in which the evil cat lost its heart and the evil lost its persistence, and Hua Tang paid a deep price for "self-betrayal".

From today onwards, she can no longer be an ignorant, ignorant cat.

The villain is not pure anymore.

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