It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 15

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Humans conquered the canine family, so some wolves were domesticated into dogs.

The cat family has conquered human beings, so cat slaves have their own filters to take care of cat owners.

Of course, whether it is active or passive, people can always absorb energy and motivation from cats and dogs to purify exhaustion and despair.

Young people like Bai Hefei are the generation captured by fluff. It is not convenient to keep cats and dogs in school, so they bring canned food or pet food with them to meet school cats and dogs.

With so many universities in China, it is almost impossible to find one without a school cat or a school dog. There are also "student cats/dogs" who rush into the classroom to attend lectures when it is cold.

Therefore, hearing that Bai Hefei is like the chosen one, being favored by cats and cats, they are so envious. After sharing the audio, I feel that I have also been honored.

It’s just that the audio is not too soft or sweet, and it’s about the same speed as rap, and it’s quite different from the imagined “Angel Kitty”.

Possibly, cats also have dialects

"That's right, isn't your speech speed fast and urgent? I thought you had a bad temper before, and you would curse at people every time you called your family."

"Hahaha, the southerners have been hurt by the reputation. I really thought that the southerners are soft-spoken. You can also speak Mandarin softly. But when you switch to the dialect, acting like a baby is the same as cursing."

"Hey, there are only a few places in Wu Nong's soft language, okay? Isn't it normal for dialects to speak fast and have a high pitch?"

The brothers and sisters who came out to eat with Bai Hefei were very familiar with each other, and some of them were roommates, and they couldn't stop talking when they complained. After waiting for the two who came late at the roadside, the group went directly to Maoca.

"Junior brother, haven't you arrived at the number we reserved? Cancel it."

"Let's go eat first, and come down to have something to drink after eating." Bai Hefei was ready to treat everyone to a meal, and the cat cafe only contained some simple meals and drinks, which did not reflect Bai Hefei's sincerity.

After returning to school, Bai Hefei found that the matter was not as serious as he thought. Original design has its own style. Even if it covers a wide range of fields and different fields, many things are consistent.

Besides, is it rare for experts to encounter such things as plagiarism? Digging and framing are nothing new. The roommate who cheated Bai Hefei thought that he had done a thorough job, but is there really a 100% proper thing in the world

They also have works in their hands, so how could they dare to get close to such a swordsman? After Bai Hefei dropped out of school, that roommate was also isolated by everyone, and he didn't agree with the Internet celebrity team back then. Unfortunately, he got drunk and got into a fight with others, and was punished and sent to the police station. After a series of bad luck, he was caught cheating at the end of the semester and was directly expelled.

Those who disregard integrity will one day pay the price.

Bai Hefei's school has zero tolerance for cheating, they report criticism and expulsion, there is no room for pleading, this guy's end is quite happy.

That is to say, after Bai Hefei moved to the Jiuzhou community, he cut off a lot of socially closed treatments and missed this matter. Otherwise, he would have received the happy red envelopes from his senior brothers and sisters in time.

Celebrate garbage reaping its consequences.

Of course, the red envelope is a small matter, and the restoration of Bai Hefei's reputation is more important, especially the brothers and sisters, who all contributed their efforts to make the school explain and return Bai Hefei's innocence.

Although there is no way to solve the one-sided crusade against Pigeon on the Internet, they have already done their best to help Bai Hefei clear up the troubles in real life.

During the few days when he didn't return to the Jiuzhou community, Bai Hefei was so moved that he finally invited all the senior brothers and sisters to have a meal when they were free.

Saying thanks would only feel contemptuous, and the senior brothers and sisters would beat him up for being nasty, so why not sharpen their knives and slap their wallets and eat big together.

But when they met a black cat on the way, everyone stopped paying attention to eating. Holding the mobile phone, it seemed that they had obtained the "entrance ticket to the sacred world", and they were going to go to the cat cafe together to show off their charm.

"You can eat anytime, how can the rua cat wait? Let's go, the red envelopes I sent you before are all expired and returned, we know what you mean." Embracing Bai Hefei, the brothers and sisters carried him happily into the cat cafe, After a group of people sat at the booth and ordered something, they tacitly took out their mobile phones.

Bai Hefei, who failed to spend money, resisted ineffectively, so he could only lead by example, trying to attract two more cats, and then share them with the brothers and sisters who are not favored by cats.

Such a large group of people is basically a physique that cats don't like very much. Anyway, every time they come to Maocafé, they really just eat and drink, and the cat doesn't care.

Hua Tang gave Bai Hefei overly inflated confidence. He first reached out to stop the brothers and sisters who were about to play the audio, sat on the outermost side first, adjusted the volume of the phone to a level that would not disturb others, and closed his eyes like an opera to feel the cat's arrival .

As a resident of a curious planet, when the audio was broadcast, Maoca's cats all cheered up, and one or two all went to Bai Hefei's place.

However, before the senior brothers and sisters held their faces together, and saw that the cats were about to surround them, Huatang's "passionate cursing" began.

Cats: ? ?

How can this be tolerated? !

If Huatang's cat appears, the cats in the cat cafe may not dare to come over, and they can only escape aggrieved when they are scolded.

But now, Huatang is not there, it's just a audio, the irritated cats started to curse back, surrounded Bai Hefei, meowing louder than the audio.

Cat cafes usually don’t make such a big noise, not only other customers, but also the staff of cat cafes all ran over, watching a young student surrounded by cats, and then meowing more and more excitedly.

"Wow, is this the legendary cat-sucking physique?"

"However, the sound feels a little bit wrong!"

Unlike the melon-eating customers who are blinded by their own filters, the clerks at the cat cafe are more familiar with cats. Seeing that the little ancestors were so angry that they were ready to scratch Bai Hefei, they hurriedly called for someone to come over and take the cats away.

"I'm sorry, the cat may be a little excited, guest, do you have anything else on you?"

In order to attract cats, some customers would secretly bring in some catnip, and the clerk would warn and check it in advance, but the cat's reaction just now was really wrong, so they could only ask Bai Hefei again if he brought anything else in.

Bai Hefei was also confused, took off his jacket and turned all his pockets out, he had nothing on his body except his phone and ID card.

The brothers and sisters next to him also cooperated with the inspection, and then couldn't help asking the clerk, "Don't you have a cat-sucking physique?"

What superstition is this? The clerk's expression was slightly stiff, and he explained helplessly, "If the customer doesn't carry anything on him, he basically won't have a cat-sucking physique."

Cats are actually very lazy. When they are full of food and drink, they will not even talk to the shit shoveling officer, let alone other strangers.

"That was just now?" Asked if he didn't understand, Bai Hefei was also very strange, and even played Huatang's audio to the shop assistant.

The clerk is indeed a senior cat slave. Hearing the audio, the first reaction is that the cat is in good health. Then, the expression is a little complicated. Seeing the cat that has been carried away in the store is still meowing passionately, a little subtle explanation, "... This cat, maybe the unrestrained Zaan Wenqu star came down to earth?"

He was confused, but someone next to him explained.

"Zu'an Wenquxing probably means speaking efficiently and cursing passionately."

Oh, so that's the case, Bai Hefei was silent for a moment, covered his face and lay down on the spot, choosing social death.

He rests here forever, don't disturb him, please write four large characters on the tombstone——Huatang mistaken him!

Lie in the car and finally got professor Wang's Hua Tang to rub her nose with her front paw, why is it itchy

Shaking her ears, the black cat nestled next to Professor Li, watching her pinch her meat pads in a good mood, and chatting with the nurse about the doctor's examination results.

The tone should be pretty good, and Professor Wang was also smiling, and he didn't say anything when he heard the request to continue to strengthen his training, and his attitude was very cooperative.

The driver originally wanted to sue Huatang for opening the window and throwing objects, but after thinking about it, he was also to blame for this matter. What does a cat know? Next time he will never open the window again.

They drove to Sun Xian's house, and when Hua Tang followed Professor Li in, she saw a middle-aged woman with a temperament similar to that of the second elder.

"Little Phoenix, who is here?" The woman with gauze on her eyes was sitting by the window, she turned her head when she heard the movement, and then guessed in surprise, "Is it the teacher and the teacher's wife?"

After a healthy person temporarily loses his eyesight, he will confuse the concept of time without being reminded by others. Sun Xian is not sure if it is afternoon, but he sounds like an old man.

Hua Tang followed Professor Li, and looked at Xiao Fenghuang with interest when she heard Xiao Fenghuang's name, and then found that Xiao Fenghuang was the woman in the red coat who opened the door and brought them in.

Actually an adult

The cat remembers that this is the way to name the cubs that are caught by their tails~

After observing for a while, Huatang found something different. After the red coat welcomed them in, she hid behind Sun Xian in fear, and was comforted by her before going to serve tea and water, and then returned to In the original place, he lowered his head and started knitting something with a ball of wool.

Professor Li and the others had met Little Phoenix before, and they knew that this was a girl with some intellectual development problems when the student's mother was still there. They were not angry when they saw her dodging, and smiled at her.

Besides Little Phoenix, Sun Xian also had two assistants at home. The group sat in the living room and chatted, but Hua Tang approached Little Phoenix curiously to see what she was knitting.

The round ball of wool exuded the temptation to startle the cat, Huatang moved her front paw, pushed the box next to the ball of wool, and then crouched in front of little Phoenix, being so ugly by what looked like a sweater in the opponent's hand.

Wow, it's really ugly.

It has completely refreshed the aesthetics of cats. What kind of sparse and misplaced garbage stitches are these? The ugly Huatang doesn't want to play with balls of wool anymore, lest the cat can't stand it, so she takes the sweater needles and starts knitting.

The black cat turned around and left, so as not to irritate her eyes, but was blocked by Xiao Fenghuang, who called her Maomao with clear eyes, and invited her to play together.

The appearance of an adult, but the mind is still at the stage of a child, Xiao Fenghuang is shy and shy, but has a rare purity and cleanliness, which Huatang does not dislike.

It's just that the things we weave are too ugly, and Huatang refuses to be ugly.

"Huh? Master, did you bring the cat here?" Sun Xian asked in surprise when she heard the black cat's refusal to fail and was hugged by Little Phoenix. .

Professor Li also knew that Xiaoxian had raised cats, so she brought Huatang. Seeing Huatang being hugged by Xiaofenghuang, she introduced Huatang with a smile, and praised her for getting along well with Xiaofenghuang.

Professor Wang sighed next to him, saying that when he was exercising every day, the black cat would walk in front of him to irritate people and be very naughty.

"Who told you not to take two extra steps, you might as well behave like Huatang!" Professor Li couldn't help but say something to his wife, justifying the cat's name.

Sun Xian's eyes were still recovering, and she couldn't see for the time being, but she found it very interesting to hear the two elders bickering, and waved to Xiao Fenghuang's voice, and wanted to pet the cat.

Bringing it back more than ten years ago, Xiao Fenghuang regarded Sun Xian as her sister, as if offering a treasure as soon as she beckoned, she hugged the cat with some difficulty.

Qualified villains never show their power in front of the old and the weak, Huatang didn't struggle hard, and became a cat cake, ready to let Sun Xian feel what is called "the coercion of the villain" later.

"This cat must be a good cat." Look at this fluffy soft belly, look at the considerable weight of this soul blow, it is definitely a good cat.

Hua Tang:

Don't think you hurt your eyes, you won't get scratched if you scold me!