It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 2

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Evil cats are meant to be eaten and taken.

However, Huatang encountered the same problem as every time before—she couldn't take away the packed lunch box.

The bag is bulky and mopping the floor on my back, biting my head and pulling my toothache, and I am not happy to pack less and change to a small lunch box.

Sure enough, there has been a dilemma between greed and inability to take away since ancient times.

Then, Mao and himself became angry, and gave a set of Maomao punches to Yu Dong, who was the happiest laughing.

Yu Dong didn't get angry when he was beaten, he couldn't laugh, he was going to be killed by Hua Tang, every time he wanted to pack this and that aggressively, but he never managed to take the lunch box away.

"Why don't you tell me the address, Mr. Mao, and I'll ask the driver to take it there?" Dong Yu was also surprised. When he bought the land, he thought of the master's comment, so he sent someone to watch the cat approaching.

However, after waiting for more than half a year, Yu Dong did not hear any cats coming.

Even the construction workers who contracted the project were puzzled. The community has grown from nothing for a year and a half, but they have not even seen cat or dog hair, and no birds fly here.

Is this really a blessed land

In fact, the construction site is a very dangerous place for cats and dogs, because many workers like to secretly catch cats and dogs to eat, but Yu Dong once said that Party A cares about this matter, and the leaders of Party B will make repeated orders. Who dares to treat cats and dogs Stop work and go home.

Unexpectedly, cats and dogs did not give Party B a chance to make mistakes, and there were no small animals at all.

Yu Dong was also worried, but this was the way the master pointed out to him. For the sake of his daughter, he had to try it no matter how unreliable it was. Unexpectedly, when the community was just built, a black cat appeared with its own Name, Hua Tang.

This little guy is like Tuan Ying, when he doesn't want to come out, the surveillance can't capture half a cat's hair, so even if he usually eats and drinks, the Yu family doesn't know where Hua Tang lives and what he usually eats, so he just eats and drinks. Know that this cat does not accept domestication.

Fortunately, Dr. Hu went to learn some animal examination knowledge, bought the equipment and did it himself, and after confirming that Huatang was quite healthy, he let her "little grace cat" go.

Hearing Yu Dong asking Hua Tang for her address, the black cat squinted and gave Yu Dong a "You may be a little silly" look.

The Kyushu community is her territory, and Huatang relies on the "evil cat privilege" in Yurou Township to settle food and housing. Besides the Yu family, she also has several frequent residents. How can she let the spare tire know about each other's existence?

Cats know that the villain should also pay attention to the basic law, and try to avoid the spare tire Shura field, so as not to overturn the car.

Since you can't take it with you, try to eat it.

Huatang angrily opened the packing box, and began to eat it with a groaning groan, her belly was so full that she almost got stuck in the circle of the cat box, and her hind paws slid several times.

Little Biscuit didn't quite understand why the cat had to get out of the cat box when the door was open, but the child was kind-hearted, and ran to the cat box worriedly, and helped push Hua Tang when she got stuck. cubs.

Dong Yu laughed loudly from behind, until his wife pushed him to show restraint, and then he thought seriously, "Should we make the size of the cat box in the community a little bigger? Huatang, maybe he is too fat to get in."

Meow, I'm so supportive.

Huatang ate a little too much again, but it didn't matter, greed is also a necessary quality of the villain Evil Cat.

She took a deep breath and jumped down from the catwalk. Seeing that no one around her noticed her, she relaxed, and "boomed" the small waist that had been stretched by the inhalation just now back into a chubby shape.

Tighten your abs and work your core, so tired~

The Kyushu Community is not that big. There are only five six-story bungalows and 18 independent villas. The number of residents is much lower than other communities.

It can be said that it is not small. When Yu Dong bought the land, he enclosed an ecological lake in it, which made the green scenery in the community quite beautiful.

Yu Biscuit's house is in the villa area, scattered around the lake. When Huatang came out, she stepped on the plank road by the lake, admired her "fish concubines" from a distance from the water, then turned around in satisfaction, and cocked her tail to prepare Go around the bungalow area.

Compared with the scattered villas, the five bungalows are relatively concentrated. Huatang walked along the lake for a while, passed the "red tile house" in the middle of the community, and arrived at the bungalow area.

There are two convenience points in the Jiuzhou community. One is a store near the south gate. There are vegetable markets, beauty salons, pet shops, and restaurants there. Residents in the community basically go to the south gate for shopping.

The "red tile house" in the middle is another convenience point, but there are only three of them, namely the community butler center, a large supermarket and another store under renovation.

This has something to do with the fact that the "red tile house" is a two-storey design with upper living and lower business, where the sense of design is greater than practicality, and the cost was not low when it was sold.

I don't know why Yu Dong agreed to this plan, but Huatang quite likes to bask in the sun on the cat box outside the wall of the "red tile house". The sun here is the warmest and wins the hearts of cats.

Passing by like patrolling the territory, Huatang took a look at the shop that was still being renovated, and then left without paying attention. Anyway, no matter who the new owner is, the cat box is hers.

Who can stop the evil cat from squatting on the roof to bask in the sun

All the information identification in the bungalow has Huatang's information added, but the cat doesn't like to go inside to press the elevator, and stepping on the catwalk outside to scare the residents in the window is what the villain should do.

It's just that eating too much affected Huatang's movements, and the chubby stomach restricted the cat's agility, so the resident who was drying clothes on the balcony almost reached out to pick up the black cat.

"Ah Xing, go out to the housekeeper center later and let them see if the cat walk should be widened a bit?" Auntie holding the wet clothes until she saw the black cat safely parked on the third floor. On top of the box, he came in to talk to his son.

The young man who was playing with his mobile phone heard, "Huh? The black cat passed by just now?"

Although the residents of the Jiuzhou community know that there is a domineering black cat, it is not common to see it, and it is quite a surprise to see it.

"It's gone. I think the cat is a bit fat. Is the cat path narrow?" Auntie is often at home and sees Huatang a lot. She is very concerned about the black cat's size.

It's okay to be fat, if one day the fat falls off, it will be bad.

"Mom, didn't you say that cats are all liquid? It's not chubby but fluffy, it's okay!" The young man was cheerful, a little regretful that he didn't take a picture of the black cat just now. He told his friends about the precious cat in their community , I still don’t believe it, I must take a picture next time.

Hua Tang didn't know that she left a fat impression on the residents on the first floor. She stepped on the cat box on the third floor, knocked on the glass, pushed open the small window with her paws and jumped in.

Not all residents welcome black cats, so apart from the public cat boxes and cat walks, the small windows of each house can be sealed, so that Huatang knows that this family of humans is ashamed and unwilling to be her spare tire.

But in fact, most human beings are more affectionate, and Huatang has very strict requirements for finding a spare tire. It is bound to carry out the ruthless image to the end.

Not everyone can be a black cat's palace, Huatang is very picky.

The resident on the third floor is a young man who lives alone and is an Internet blogger. Others call him "Ge Da". After watching the other party video call with others, Hua Tang knew that his name is Bai Hefei, and his online name is Pigeon Fei. .

Generally speaking, young men who live alone are not very good at taking care of themselves, let alone being on the list of Maomao's spare tires, but Bai Hefei is different. He is a master of handicrafts, brick carving, clay figurines, leather goods, woodworking and felt Nothing to worry about.

The first time Huatang saw Bai Hefei was when he turned around while parkouring on the catwalk, and found someone secretly hiding at home playing in the mud.

This immediately aroused Huatang's curiosity. She pressed the cat's face against the glass to observe carefully, and found that there were still many gadgets in the other's house. The cat image deters the opponent and becomes a spare tire under the claws.

Every time Huatang appeared, Bai Hefei would be overjoyed, he made toys for her and cat food for her.

Although eating two meals in a row is a bit exhausting, Bai Hefei and Dr. Hu have different cooking styles, and Hua Tang also has to learn from others' strengths, and taste both Chinese and Western dishes.

But today, Bai Hefei didn't pick him up as usual, which made Huatang feel a little strange.

Squeezing in through the small window, Huatang looked at the messy wisps of baby hair, stood on the flowerpot in the house, "meow meow meow" and quarreled passionately with the window for two minutes, before jumping off and stepping on the floor , and began to look for where Bai Hefei was.

After sniffing twice, she was sure that Bai Hefei was at home, so why didn't she come to pick him up

Is it because her cat claws are not sharp enough, or is the spare tire a bit floating

Huatang searched around in the bedroom and the kitchen, and finally confirmed that Bai Hefei was hiding in the bathroom.

Ah, is the spare tire hiding in it and eating secretly

The black cat was chubby but did not affect its light steps. It came to the door of the bathroom almost without a sound, and then pushed open the half-closed frosted door with its claws.

The water in the bathtub was already overflowing, and Bai Hefei curled up and hid in it like a water ghost, exuding a strange sense of death.

If it were another person, they might find that Bai Hefei might have the idea of committing suicide, and he was actually looking for the feeling of dying in the bathroom.

But, it was Hua Tang who came, the cat couldn't understand this, she just thought that Bai Hefei was hiding in there to drink water secretly, and he used such a big tank to drink.

The black cat was dissatisfied with howling, stepped on the water it didn't like, jumped to the edge of the bathtub twice, stretched out its claws, and directly slapped Bai Hefei out of it. To the lungs made him start coughing violently.

Fluffy got splashed wet? !

Huatang, who was blown by the water, cursed angrily, meowed and meowed at the exposed Bai Hefei with a set of cat punches, and then stomped with all his strength, hitting Bai Hefei's back hard, and the water he drank before It all spit out.

Oops, is the spare tire ready to turn into a fish

Wake up, people and fish are different, don't think that staying in the water can make you "blue" and "blue" has a tail!

The black cat is going to continue to serve with cat punches, so that Bai Hefei can wake up a bit.

Regaining his consciousness, he realized that he might not be able to bear the depression just now, and Bai Hefei, who had slowly submerged himself in the water, crawled out of the bathtub in fear, and hugged Huatang movedly, completely shaking the black cat. Become a drowned cat.

Woo, another life saved by a cat!

Just like the first time I saw a black cat, I once again helped myself out of depression.

"Limited, limited edition signed T-shirt!" Bai Hefei couldn't help crying and begging for mercy within three seconds after being moved. The cat is good for everything, but it's a little too enthusiastic. After being hugged by his wet body, he meowed happily Ow, tore his shirt to rags.

really

No, Huatang, who hates water the most, is already so angry that she is about to curse out.

Let go of the cat!