When Hua Tang followed Professor Li and his elders to have a physical examination, she sat in the car and looked at the billboards hanging in the shopping mall. She was very moved, and she also wanted a high-definition, uncoded ID photo of the evil cat, which could be displayed at the gate of the community to show her evilness. .
But who would have thought that billboards would be implemented in such a way, curves
The black cat squatted on the roof of the guardhouse in the community, looking at the bulletin board opposite with its own photo posted, and then marked it in Chinese, English and pinyin——Huatang is about to lose weight, please support and reduce feeding.
It's too much, even the pinyin is added.
Is it necessary to let the children in the community know that being too fat is not good for the health, and for the sake of the cat's health, is it not allowed to give Huatang snacks
No matter how many words are posted on bulletin boards, some residents will not bother to read them.
However, putting a big headshot of a black cat is different. Some residents who drove out couldn’t get out of the car to look at it, so they focused on the lens of their mobile phones, took a picture of the poster from a distance, and zoomed in on the driver’s seat to see clearly After the words, the chassis of the laughing car was shaking, wishing that the laughter could spread to the next neighborhood.
When Huatang was sulking, she even heard the residents chatting with each other, saying that they recently changed the name of the owner group to - did Huatang lose weight successfully today
Then, there was an event in the community, and everyone's reply was not "received", but all became "no".
Probably how chubby the black cat is, how happy they are.
Angrily, Huatang stamped her claws on the spot, feeling that this year's residents are too difficult to take care of, and she doesn't want it anymore.
Since the poster has already mentioned that obesity will affect health, the residents in the community have a lot of cooperation, and when they see Huatang, they dare not give the cat any more food.
The more you are not allowed to eat, the more you want to eat.
Hua Tang, who is on a weight loss state, is always in a mood of irritability and anger. Her mind is full of the word "want to eat". of.
With limited ingredients and seasonings, no matter how good the cooking skills are, it is difficult to make weight-loss meals delicious.
I usually like umami Huatang, but under the pressure of losing weight, my taste has become rebellious. I don’t want to eat bland tofu or vegetables. A villain like her, she must be spicy but not dry. collocation.
Does a cat who doesn't eat greasy meat still have the majesty of a villainous cat
Wait a minute, the black cat jumped on its front paws, and took a deep breath to recover. Who is secretly cooking butter hot pot at home
It's fresh, it's fragrant and spicy, beef rolls, duck intestines, hairy tripe, shrimp slippery...
here comes the cat~
Huatang was agile, sniffing the scent, climbed over the cat box a few times, and quickly determined which household was cooking hot pot, but she didn't expect that no matter how fast the cat ran, it could not be faster than the other party's action of closing the window and pulling the curtains. Tilting their heads to attack, they also turned off the lights in the house.
Just, so angry, the cat obviously smelled the smell of hot pot, and dared to pretend that it was not at home.
But for the sake of Hei Mao's health, the residents in the community were determined not to give her a chance to add meals, so Huatang could only walk heavily. After returning to the red-tiled house, she performed a live performance in front of Ye Yulan and Gu Yusheng. Nothing to love.
But now Gu Yusheng is in charge of Huatang's three meals, and he will not be swayed by Huatang's pity like Sister Ye. He only looks at the cold numbers on the daily weighing scale, but he can't see a pitiful and weak evil cat.
This kind of character with a firm mind, strong execution ability, and whatever you say is simply too annoying.
"It's 50 grams lighter than yesterday, and it's an improvement." Gu Yusheng saw the black cat hanging by the table like a towel, thought about it, and said a few words of encouragement, hoping to give Huatang some confidence.
Fifty grams is the weight of an egg. Although compared to Huatang's large base weight, it seems insignificant, but it is better than Huatang's extra meals before, losing weight every day.
To lose weight, you need to control the speed of losing the scale according to the percentage of the original body weight, and it will not work if you lose too fast.
Gu Yusheng saw that today's changes had just reached the maximum value within the healthy range, so he could add a fish and meat flat food to Huatang accordingly.
Heh, can a fish and meat flat food drive away the evil cat
When Huatang used to eat flat food, they always talked about the bowl, when did they talk about it
Of course, the evil cat will return to the harsh words, and it is still necessary to urge Gu Yusheng to add the biggest flat food to her, and then eat it seriously.
Anger is anger, what's wrong with flat food
The ferocity and terror of the vicious cat never implicates the innocent, and he went on a hunger strike in anger. After Huatang finished eating, his eyes were still glued to the small bowl, and he was already thinking about what Gu Yusheng would give her for the next meal. .
Difficult to lose weight, difficult to reach the blue sky, this is too much a test of willpower and self-discipline, what kind of self-discipline does a damn cat need
Isn't the villain supposed to do whatever he wants, do whatever he wants, eat whatever he wants? !
Although temporarily losing the popularity of the evil cat, Huatang still has the cares that the evil cat should have.
While catching up on sleep on the second floor of the small restaurant, the black cat was suddenly awakened by a nightmare. She dreamed that the flat food she picked up before seemed not as big as the one next to it, and she suffered a disadvantage!
However, the flat food had already been eaten, and Huatang couldn't use a ruler to measure it. Angrily, she jumped onto Gu Yusheng's bed, and made a mess of the stretched and flat sheet before spreading it into a cat cake and lying on the pillow. .
When she was hungry, everything seemed to be something to eat. Huatang pushed the tofu-like quilt with her front paws, and then unconsciously remembered the tasteless taste of winter melon tofu soup, and immediately closed her eyes and stomped on it. , step on the quilt until it loses its shape.
It was horrible, even the quilt was like tofu.
The evil cat ran out of the small restaurant and stayed away from the diet meal.
When the sun was about to set, it was also the busiest time for the residents of the community to come out for a walk. Unfortunately, they all read the bulletin board and knew that Huatang was losing weight for her health and would not share food with her.
It would be great if there was a "fish that slipped through the net" who didn't see the bulletin board and didn't know the dynamics of the owner group.
When Huatang thought of this, she was suddenly so clever that Bai Hefei might be a "fish that slipped through the net"
The real social fear is that even if you pretend that there is no problem and I can do it outside, you will stay behind closed doors when you go home, turn off your mobile phone, and settle yourself by taking care of mushrooms.
The black cat climbed up from the cat box in the bungalow area, saw the half-closed curtains in Bai Hefei's house, and the small window reserved for her, and got in contentedly.
He Huatang's prediction was correct. Bai Hefei, who went back to school some time ago, used up all his accumulated social points. He only finished his homework the day before yesterday, and went back to the Kyushu Community to continue "recharging" behind closed doors.
His depression has improved a lot, and he stopped taking the medicine after seeing a doctor, but something new happened to his state of social fear.
Because of Bai Hefei, he really fell in love with the feeling of staying at home.
Cough, isn't it good to stay at home? Lock the door by yourself, pull the curtains, and move from the sofa to the bedroom like a salted fish. Isn't it happy to stay at home
After the suspension of school was resolved, Bai Hefei didn't move back to his parents, nor did he live in the dormitory for a long time. He specially transferred Friday or Monday classes to other times, and forced a small vacation of at least three days.
It's called going out to collect folk songs, but in fact, after buying the ingredients and snacks, staying at home, not going out for three days, and being happy like a fairy.
He cleaned the house yesterday, washed and scrubbed, and was busy all day. He just spread it out on the bed today, and decided to eat three meals in one, and eat it when he wants to get up.
It's okay, anyway, if you're staying at home, you won't be hungry anymore, so Bai Hefei can skip a meal in order to be too lazy to get out of bed.
"Huh? Huatang." After the social death in the cat cafe last time, Bai Hefei hadn't seen the black cat for a while. Seeing Huatang squeezed in through the small window, it was okay to be resurrected, and he immediately got out of bed Leaning out half of his body, he waved to Huatang, laid out a new pillow for her, and invited the cat to stay with him.
I haven't seen him for many days, but the smell of salted fish is still so familiar.
When Hua Tang saw the Fat House Happy Water and beef jerky in Bai Hefei's hand, she also felt that she was revived again, spread it on the new pillow happily, and lay down with Bai Hefei's movements very miraculously, comfortably, wagging her tail.
Raising his left paw, Bai Hefei tore apart the beef jerky, divided it into small pieces and handed it to Huatang's mouth.
Lifting his right paw, Bai Hefei found a small clean bowl and poured some bubbling Coke for Huatang.
Tsk, this is the life a villain cat should live. How can you cherish it if you haven't lost it? Huatang, who usually eats beef jerky in two bites, now knows how to savor the beauty of this snack.
After slowly finishing a piece of beef jerky, Huatang raised her right paw to ask Bai Hefei to bring over the Coke, but found that the other party was holding a mobile phone and looked at her in a complicated way.
Wait, what's with the familiar resident eyes
In the next second, Bai Hefei and Huatang moved at the same time, one immediately took away the coke and beef jerky, and the other tried to hide two more packs.
For the sake of Huatang's health, the pigeons of the basic unit of combat power can also explode into a small universe. He just surpassed Huatang's speed, picked up the snacks and ran away, then threw the things into the kitchen, locked the door and hid the keys .
The action was so fast that the evil cat didn't even react.
"Ah, don't slap your face, don't slap your face, I just saw the news from the owner group!"
Bai Hefei had a strong will to survive, a raptor entering the river stuck in the quilt to hide strategically, Ren Huatang was so angry that he meowed.
Bai Hefei, who hadn't touched his phone for two days, saw that Huatang was here. He wanted to use his phone to order some fresh ingredients for takeaway and cook a meal for Huatang, but he didn't expect that after unlocking, the news from the owner group would be pushed up automatically, so that He saw the "weight loss reminder" in the group announcement.
I don't know who is the warrior who controls Huatang's three meals, but Bai Hefei can't let Huatang's weight loss career be ruined by his snacks here, he cheers himself up from the bottom of his heart, it's okay, Huatang is just a Kitten, don't be afraid.
Not giving food at the beginning, and being taken away after eating half, are two completely different things, you know
Huatang stood up from the flattened position, her ears were pressed slightly, and her eyes gradually became dangerous.
She was going to turn Pigeon into Cuckoo soup today, and let him know how terrible it is to snatch beef jerky from the evil cat's mouth.
Fortunately, Bai Hefei cleaned up the house yesterday, there were no stools or cardboard boxes blocking the way, otherwise, he would not even have a place to escape today.
Wrapped in a quilt like a cloak, Pigeon ran around the room, basically contracting his exercise for a month, making the otaku panting from exhaustion, as if all the muscles in his body had been exercised.
This is probably the reason why the black cat loses weight, the cat has not changed, but the people around him are lighter than before~