It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 30

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Life is full of ups and downs, cats are born fat and fat.

Even Bai Hefei couldn't eat snacks here, Huatang was completely fried, weight loss made the evil cat gradually twisted, and he didn't sleep at night, took a small iron spoon on the coffee table in the living room, squatted at the door of Bai Hefei's bedroom and knocked on the floor .

"Ding-"

Bai Hefei turned over and pretended that the cat didn't exist. He is now an otaku who lives a regular life. He can't stay up late or play with his mobile phone. When the black cat next to him knocks on the floor, let her knock on the floor. The sound-proof earplugs are very effective.

"Ding Ding—"

The sound-proof earplugs did not temporarily disconnect the auditory nerves. The unique quietness of the late night always made even the slightest noises stand out. Huatang couldn't sleep, and refused to leave, so she stayed so that Bai Hefei, who snatched the beef jerky, could not sleep either.

No, this is not the sleepover he imagined.

Bai Hefei buried his face in the quilt in pain, trying not to talk to Huatang, so as not to open the kitchen door with the key and find snacks for Huatang.

The imaginary "Ding Ding Ding—" didn't appear, and before Bai Hefei heaved a sigh of relief, Huatang leaped and landed on his back, almost being crushed to the point of vomiting blood.

Quickly rolling from the bed to the carpet, Bai Hefei turned on the bedroom light, took off the eye mask and earplugs, and surrendered to Huatang, "Little ancestor, I let the bedroom out, can you sleep?"

Heh, what's the point of going to bed at night without supper

Seeing Bai Hefei squatting on the carpet and shutting himself up, Huatang regained his balance, and continued to knock on the metal on the edge of the bed with a small iron spoon, "Ding-ding-ding-ding-"

She didn't eat enough and couldn't sleep~

Alas, the evil cat's request is actually very simple, as long as you prepare a supper for her, she can find a fragrant and soft bed and fall asleep.

Gu Yusheng's sleep quality has improved, but the sleep time is still very short. If Huatang dared to knock with a small iron spoon in a small restaurant, that would be even better. Gu Yusheng would probably take him out for a run at two or three in the morning.

An evil cat will bully the weak and be afraid of the strong, if she doesn't dare to make trouble in a small restaurant, she will quarrel with Bai Hefei.

She's so hungry, she wants to eat, she doesn't want to lose weight.

Bai Hefei let the bedroom out, and just rolled up the quilt and lay down on the sofa, the black cat dragged a small iron spoon, quietly appeared next to him, and continued to knock on the floor.

Can the evil cat skip three meals at will

Huatang wants to let Bai Hefei know what the villain's anger is!

Fortunately, in terms of staying up late, Bai Hefei has many years of practical experience. After applying two drops of Fengyoujing, Huatang was suddenly sleepy.

Carefully placing the black cat in the middle of the bed, Bai Hefei tiptoed out of the bedroom, poignantly and humbled into the bed on the sofa, and vowed that tomorrow he must find the warrior who controlled Huatang's meals.

Then, sue.

Previously, Bai Hefei was busy attending classes and dealing with things at school, so he didn't have time to pay attention to the owner group all the time. Now that he missed the sleepiness, he got up and started looking through the previous chat records.

Soon, Bai Hefei found the newly opened small restaurant in Hongwafang, and he was basically sure that the store manager was one of the souls who helped Huatang go on a diet.

Hehe, Pigeon, who is the basic unit of the battle, can't withstand Huatang's magic sound attack, and won't look for his teammates with full winks

The days of losing weight are already so difficult, so don't miss breakfast.

Huatang, who had already forgotten when she fell asleep, kicked the quilt away with a jio, and woke up on time when Gu Yusheng was usually preparing breakfast.

Looking at the sky, Huatang jumped out of bed with a "boom", just like an office worker who realizes that he is going to be late, squeezes out of the small window and runs away.

Bai Hefei was woken up by the movement, and crawled back to the sofa from the floor in a daze. He didn't know why he fell off when he fell asleep, but where was Huatang going in a hurry

Yawning, Bai Hefei rubbed against the bed and was about to continue sleeping, when he suddenly woke up, did Hua Tang go to have breakfast

This anxious little look is just like him who was delayed by the teacher in the last class of high school back then, seeing that the hot meals and hot dishes were about to be sold out!

You can go back to sleep if you are lazy, but you can't wait for a complaint. Bai Hefei touched his dark circles in the mirror, saw that the sky was just getting bright, and there was basically no one outside, so he immediately changed his clothes and went straight to the small restaurant.

I don't know if the small restaurant sells breakfast, but after cheating on Huatang, he can bring a breakfast back to catch up on sleep~

Gu Yusheng didn't know that a young man who would hurt Huatang would come later. He opened the back door after he came back from a morning run, and just as he was frying the raw meat, he saw the black cat brake suddenly and appear at the door on time, " "Hoo" jumped in and squatted on the table waiting for dinner.

Ask, what is the top speed of the black cat

A, it should depend on how fragrant the food is.

Now the residents in the community don't share food with Huatang. The black cat can only eat in the small restaurant, so he pays special attention to the timing of the three meals. Gu Yusheng doesn't have to look for the cat everywhere. The cat will appear on time as soon as the meal is brought out.

For the health of her teeth, Huatang also had to brush her teeth. Sister Ye had been hunting cats all over the house for a long time before she developed the habit of brushing her teeth for Huatang.

But Huatang didn't like it all the time, so she was not very active in brushing her teeth every time, that is to say, children like Yu Biscuit were patient and took care of the black cat in a good manner, otherwise Huatang would not take the initiative to brush her teeth.

But now, in order to have a quick meal, Huatang endured the humiliation and began to brush her teeth by herself, squatting on the sink, trying to open her mouth to rub the small electric toothbrush, and didn't forget to squeeze some special toothpaste for cats.

After all, toothpaste is chicken-flavored~

What makes a black cat live an independent life? It's for a quick meal!

Weighed regularly before meals, Huatang was picked up by Gu Yusheng and placed on the scale, and secretly raised her breath in an attempt to lighten it up. I don't know if it was for lifting the trachea or wasting my energy by messing around last night, but this time she actually lost 60 grams.

Ok? Huatang secretly rejoiced, she was carried down by Gu Yusheng and waited for the scale to reset to zero, then weighed it again, it was really 60 grams.

I lost 50 grams yesterday, and I added an extra flat food, and today I lost 60 grams, can I forcefully round it up and add two more flat food

Losing weight forced the evil cat to gradually improve its math ability, and its mental arithmetic ability also increased exponentially.

It seems that eating less is the best way to lose weight. Gu Yusheng wrote down the new weight in his notebook and watched the black cat squatting on the table, his round eyes full of hope, he couldn't help but feel a little shaken, "To reward you yesterday Didn't eat any snacks, why don't you take apart a chicken wing in the morning?"

Chicken wings have no meat! Can't you take apart a chicken leg

Maomao sighed, chicken wings are better than no chicken wings, Huatang stretched out her front paws and pulled Gu Yusheng's wrist, urging him to get the chicken wings quickly, pick the bigger one.

"Hands, keep wings under your hands?!"

Walking around the red-tiled house twice, seeing that the main entrance of the store hadn't opened yet, Bai Hefei, who hesitated to find the back entrance, just heard this, poked his head halfway to look inside, and stopped Huatang's extra chicken wings in time, Sue the black cat who ate a pack of beef jerky at his place yesterday.

Gu Yusheng was tall and stern, with extremely deep eyebrows and eyes. Standing there, it was easy to think of mountains and peaks. It was in sharp contrast to Bai Hefei, a white and soft student party who was easy to bully, good-tempered, and white bread.

Therefore, Bai Hefei was a little apprehensive, and felt a little timid when he looked at Gu Yusheng.

But the way the other party got along with Huatang made him let his guard down, so Xiaoshe was afraid of bravely suing Huatang and cut off Huatang's chicken wings.

This is probably, if you hurt my good eye circles, I will destroy your paradise for extra meals~

Cooked chicken wings actually fly away

Huatang looked in disbelief at the small bowl of breakfast, which didn't look like chicken wings, argued with reason, and meowed.

He didn't get breakfast, but Bai Hefei, who had sued and won a prize, got a free meal, and was happily drinking porridge next to him.

How can beef jerky be considered a snack? This, this is clearly the staple food, is it wrong for the evil cat to eat the staple food? She also lost sixty grams!

Even if he secretly inhales and puts his tail to the side to lose 30 grams, 30 grams are really lost.

Huatang looked at her small bowl, and then at the big bowl in front of Bai Hefei, planning to grab two bites while Gu Yusheng wasn't paying attention.

It's a pity that Gu Yusheng is too familiar with Huatang's behavior when it comes to eating. He can turn around in time with his back to the cat, hug the cat in mid-air, and precisely block the "cat bomb" and save the cat. Holding the bowl, Bai Hefei was startled.

The life of a cat who cannot eat chicken wings is incomplete. Huatang fell into depression after being stopped, and the irritability brought about by controlling her food intake broke out completely. She turned her back to Gu Yusheng and Bai Hefei and remained motionless, pretending that she was a black cat on the table Sculpture, online rejects communication from the outside world.

"Shop, store manager, is Huatang angry?" Bai Hefei pointed to the black cat and asked Gu Yusheng in a low voice. He was joking before, and Gu Yusheng didn't skip Huatang's chicken wings.

It's just that the chicken wings needed to be reheated, and they were placed on another plate. Huatang couldn't see them from the angle, but Bai Hefei could already see the chicken wings.

Gu Yusheng touched Huatang's ears. The black cat didn't hide or respond. It was obviously sullen, unwilling to get up, and the kind that couldn't be coaxed well.

...Of course, if Gu Yusheng is willing to use two chicken wings to make amends, Huatang can still consider it.

"Shop manager, otherwise, how about letting Huatang wear an anti-shake camera?" The collar certainly can't stop the black cat from adding food, but the all-weather camera can.

According to Gu Yusheng's recorded data, Huatang lost 50 grams a day at most before, but today she can lose 60 grams, which may be related to the good combination of diet and exercise that the black cat was with Bai Hefei yesterday.

Cats should be the animals with the strongest rebellious psychology. The more they are not allowed to do something, the more they want to do it.

Gu Yusheng couldn't watch Huatang all day long, so he could only strictly enforce the three meals a day, so as not to give Huatang any chance to gain weight.

This reminded Bai Hefei of the anti-shake camera he modified with his brothers and sisters two days ago. It is the size of a button and very light in weight. As long as it is within a certain signal range, it can shoot and share in real time, that is, live broadcast.

Hang this lens with interlaced straps like a small badge on Huatang's body, and you can see Huatang's perspective supervision at any time.

When Gu Yusheng has no time to watch, he can also let Ye Yulan, Bai Hefei, and even the residents of the community watch, sticking to the black cat to find opportunities for the buffet.

On the basis of not eating snacks, Gu Yusheng can also relax the scope of Huatang's three meals, so that the strict control will not make the black cat feel wronged.

As for opening a live broadcast room for cats and cats specifically for weight loss, will it violate Huatang's privacy

"Huatang, this is an anti-shake camera..."

Before eating, wearing a button-sized video camera is not a difficult task. Before Bai Hefei could finish explaining, Huatang pressed her paw and asked Gu Yusheng to bring her chicken wings.

Close the camera with one paw, and hand over the chicken wings with the other.