It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 31

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Facing a black cat who knows how to scold online cats and knows how to throw small green oranges when passing by, will everyone sympathize with Bai Hefei

Of course not, Bai Hefei's brothers and sisters threw their juniors aside when they were in Maoca, and became more interested in Huatang.

What kind of fairy cat is this! Looking to retrofit a storage box robot

No, it's too simple.

In addition to loading things, at least it needs to be both offensive and defensive, with flexible off-road mobility and solid protection. It is best to add the function of carrying cats and cats. They think the concept of "mobile fortress" is very good.

Those who have a good relationship with the hand-made masters are basically modification madmen.

The anti-shake camera that Bai Hefei took out is just one of their works, and it is also the one with the least technical difficulty in modification.

There are many thumb-sized action cameras on the market, and there are countless tools for live broadcasting. Bai Hefei and his team combined and optimized the functions of the two, which is not a particularly difficult job.

What really worries them is that the finished product of "Mobile Fortress" has low practicability. Either it is fully functional and occupies too much area, or the finished product is too bulky to be streamlined.

In terms of structure and materials, there are still problems to be solved.

At first, Bai Hefei plucked up the courage to go back to school to contact his brothers and sisters in order to transform Huatang into a box robot.

So even if I went back to school and found out that the roommate who framed and betrayed me was punished, and the school gave him a document proving his innocence, I was delighted, but I didn't forget about it.

"We made a semi-finished product before, made of all aluminum alloys, with a high-mobility wheeled chassis, and good maneuverability. In addition to driving on land, it also uses an oil-pneumatic suspension structure, puts away the wheels and uses water jet propulsion, and can carry Flowering Tang crosses the river and swims the lake."

When Bai Hefei talked about the results of their transformation, he was extremely excited, he couldn't even bother to eat while holding a bowl, and he looked radiant.

It's a pity that the aluminum alloy is too heavy, so handing over such a big thing to Hua Tang, regardless of how to run around such a heavy thing, in case of overturning or any accident, Hua Tang might not be able to escape.

Thinking of this, Bai Hefei became depressed, and couldn't find any good way to face the predicament of transformation.

I can only get an anti-shake camera first, and let Huatang use it for a while.

Wait, Gu Yusheng's expression gradually became complicated. The high-mobility wheeled chassis, oil-pneumatic suspension structure and amphibious design, is this preparing a "special vehicle" for the black cat, or designing an amphibious armored vehicle

Coupled with enough firepower, Huatang can drive to attack the city.

Is the final destination of all of you transforming madmen aiming at military weapons

In fact, despite the fact that Bai Hefei and his group of handicraft masters and transformation madmen are all students in their early twenties, some models or design concepts can really be sold to big companies or even research institutes.

Several of them got employment letters from some confidential units before they graduated.

Otherwise, ordinary students will not be able to find enough experimental materials to make a "mobile fortress" for cats. This is not a matter of financial resources, but a lack of platforms and channels. The research team can't even get new materials.

Bai Hefei prefers crafts and handmade creations, and his style is more civilian-oriented. His brothers and sisters are the technical talents who can really optimize machinery and even innovate weapons and equipment. The two are completely different development directions. .

It's just that a layman can't understand the difference. They feel that Bai Hefei is a big v with tens of millions of fans. He has his own brand and a dedicated product line.

The "Cat Fortress" this time is also a rare cooperation between brothers and sisters who are thinking about going their separate ways or temporarily losing contact in the short time before graduation.

Bai Hefei was helping at the side, that is, a mascot who made miniature furniture for the "fortress" and sewed a small quilt or pillow.

But in any case, knowledge makes pigeons inflate greatly, and the advancement of science and technology allows basic combat units to talk freely in front of evil cats.

Huatang was attracted by the "Cat Fortress", and was especially satisfied with the function of "launching water". It seems that the key to territorial expansion lies in this "Cat Fortress".

It's a pity that the fortress is still a semi-finished product, and Huatang now only has an anti-shake camera.

Bai Hefei is probably not too afraid of Gu Yusheng, but he is still a little scared of the crowd. After eating two mouthfuls of food, he quickly ran home, stuffed things like laptops and lenses into his schoolbag and carried them back, as fast as moving cheese. Jerry.

"Okay, after you put this on, you can take pictures automatically." The small restaurant hadn't opened yet, so Bai Hefei spread the things on the table, then turned the notebook around, and asked Huatang which piece of music he liked.

The black cat was puzzled, but Gu Yusheng didn't understand why the live broadcast had to be accompanied by music.

"Oh, I forgot to mention." Bai Hefei slapped his head, thinking that he had forgotten the key thing, "This is to prevent sneak shots, and also to remind passers-by who accidentally get caught in the mirror."

The lens can be made smaller and smaller, but there should be more and more usage specifications.

Those of Bai Hefei who do originality and remodeling are not only familiar with intellectual property laws, even if there are no laws and regulations specifically targeting illegal candid shots and privacy protection in China, young people like them have their own persistence.

"Without the consent of the other party, it should be the default that the other party refuses the camera." Bai Hefei was worried that Hua Tang and Gu Yusheng would not understand, so he quickly opened the browser and found some publicly shot pictures, all of which had mosaics painted on passers-by.

The images of the live broadcast were shared in real time, and there was no way to do mosaic processing. Bai Hefei made music played regularly on the camera to remind the passers-by that there was a cat here, and the camera was filming.

This function is similar to the fact that some cameras cannot cancel the clicking sound. If you refuse to take sneak shots, you must start from the cat.

Even according to the height of Huatang's line of sight, someone else's legs or shoes would be seen in the shot. However, the active reminder of the existence of the camera does not simply omit it just because the photographer is a black cat.

Besides, playing 10 or 20 seconds of music every three minutes can also match Huatang's live broadcast room with an exclusive bgm, which is cute and cute.

Gu Yusheng didn't know much about these things, but seeing the many sneak-camera news that Bai Hefei found out, he also realized how much harm would be caused by letting this kind of behavior go.

Huatang usually doesn't join the crowd very much, and it's estimated that she won't be able to capture anything with a camera, but the photographer can't take chances, and adding music as a reminder is a good design.

Maomao's live broadcast is upright, and he doesn't mind adding bgm at all.

In the end, Hua Tang chose the theme song of "The Black Cat Sheriff". After wearing it, she heard the music playing at regular intervals.

"Eyes staring like brass bells, shooting lightning-like wit, ears pricking up like antennas, listening to all suspicious sounds, sharpened claws patrolling everywhere, you have brought us peace in life—"

Every three minutes, there would be such a sentence, Huatang lowered his head and flicked the camera with his front paw, thinking it was very interesting.

It just so happened that Ye Yulan received some news from her friends and was about to set off again. When she left, she could also watch the live broadcast on her mobile phone to see if Huatang was losing weight.

Gu Yusheng and Bai Hefei posted the new poster on the bulletin board, and wrote Huatang's cat on it with the number of the live broadcast room, reminding the residents that the camera will play music at regular intervals. If you want to avoid the camera, everyone should find Huatang after hearing the bgm , and then go around behind the black cat.

Of course, evil cats also need free time to let themselves go.

The time for the live broadcast is from after breakfast to before dinner. At other times, Hua Tang will not wear a camera.

After putting on the camera, Bai Hefei will broadcast what Huatang sees in their live broadcast room. This makes Evil Mao very interesting. After jumping on the spot twice on purpose, watching Bai Hefei dizzy from the camera is even more fun. Even the road is not easy to walk, just jumping around and moving forward.

Hua Tang was already a bit shorter than cats of the same age, and she was now too fat to grow taller, so she was even lower with the camera on. If it wasn’t for the fact that the name of the live broadcast room was marked with cats, and I accidentally clicked on it, I would have thought What kind of tall fern is in the mirror, and even the flowers can occupy more than half of the screen.

After seeing the new poster, the residents in the community rubbed their hands together and clicked into the live broadcast room. They were first impressed by the ultra-low-altitude shooting angle and guessed Huatang's leg length one by one.

- Ten centimeters, no higher.

—Heh, even the length of the legs has to be mixed with water these days. I bet eight centimeters, and there is nothing to be afraid of if the legs are short.

In fact, the best way to lose weight is to divert attention and stop thinking about eating all day long. Hua Tang stepped on puddles with a camera on, jumped on the grass, and then listened to the music played at regular intervals, jumping in place with satisfaction.

Unknowingly, the amount of exercise increased sharply.

Huatang was squatting next to the gently swaying weeping willows by the lake, listening to the bgm, she felt in a good mood, thinking about the scene of Bai Hefei's camera-sickness before, and not forgetting the job of the evil cat.

Hee hee, let's experience the feeling of the camera flying~

Soon, the residents who were discussing the long legs of Huatang could not continue chatting, because the camera began to shake violently, bouncing from the ground to the crown of the tree for a while, and jumping directly from the crown of the tree for a while, the zoomed-in picture changed very quickly. Looking at people unconsciously dizzy.

—Cats, are cats so fast

— No, I'm so dizzy, I feel hypnotized, so sleepy.

Felines are good at lurking and attacking. The first time you look back, the cat is still ten meters away from you, but the second time you look back, the cat may be only two meters away from you.

As a perfect parkour master, Hua Tang, like the black shadow, deliberately climbed up and down, jumped up and down, and hurt the residents watching the live broadcast with the camera.

Come on, let's dizzy together~

Residents who secretly observed Huatang's weight loss but were hurt by the picture halo, resolutely took a screenshot of the most shocking scene, and then changed it to a cute cover of Black Cat Timely and Quiet, and generously shared it with friends.

"Isn't there a black cat in our community, it's super cute, here it is, here's a video of the little cutie, thank you!"

"Hey, don't clouds suck cats? The Huatang I told you before has a new video that's super cute. I'll send you the link~"

A qualified evil cat must spread the range of damage continuously, super bad~