It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 45

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"Ugh-"

Lin Qing let out a long sigh after eating this bowl of dejected and ecstasy pea noodles.

Erpeng next to him ignored him. He went to other places to shoot some time ago, and he just came back from a business trip yesterday. After a good night's sleep, he went straight to the small restaurant. Now he is busy eating and has no time to talk to his cousin.

"Alas—"

No one paid any attention to him, Lin Qing got excited and came up to make trouble for Erpeng, like a fat goose stretching its neck.

"What are you doing? If you don't eat, go outside to collect the table and wash the dishes."

When the small restaurant is in normal business hours, Erpeng and the others go straight to the back kitchen when they come over, and go to the front hall to help out after eating, and they don't occupy the tables and chairs used by the guests.

"Hey, I bought a set of smart dish washer and sterilizer for Brother Gu. I don't have to wash the dishes myself anymore. I can just clean up the table later." Be good, they will only cheat themselves in the end if they know that cheating dialect, they might as well buy a dishwasher.

Temporarily having nothing to do, Lin Qing felt a little greedy. Seeing Erpeng snoring and eating the second bowl, Lin Qing wanted to have another bowl, but she held back her stroking her increasingly round belly.

No, pea noodles are common, but belly is not.

After he moved the pet hospital to the convenience spot at the south gate of the Jiuzhou community, he came to have a meal every two days, and his weight gradually increased.

Two large dog owners came to the hospital the day before yesterday. When they saw him coming, they were very polite and praised the hospital for its good service attitude. Even the hospital salesman came to help move the dogs.

Lin Qing was stunned for a long time, and couldn't help explaining that he was not a salesman, but a serious veterinarian.

Wait, he is a serious pet hospital, what kind of salesperson does he need? !

Can doctors not have belly? This is a stereotype!

Fortunately, Lin Qing is a pet hospital here, otherwise, with his current body size, it is easy for the family members of the patients to mistakenly think that this is the hardest hit area who secretly took red envelopes.

But, who wants to gain weight? The mouth and the stomach didn't agree on something, so why should he be blamed? Lin Qing was also a victim in the matter of gaining weight.

Holding the bowl, Erpeng choked on his cousin's brazenness, silently carried him on his back, and went to eat at a place far away from Lin Qing, so as not to affect his appetite.

Lin Qing was in the middle of the show, he didn't need the audience or the stage, and he began to complain when he patted his stomach. Back then, he also ate seven meals a day, and the boss who ate at the buffet wanted to give him money to eat elsewhere. Qingjun lad.

However, after leaving the army, I did not maintain the original amount of exercise, and my basal metabolism declined with age, so all my food intake was used to gain weight.

Dialect and Dalun are still supported by muscular muscles. They didn't look strong and powerful before, but now they seem to be just strong. Erpeng runs around with the camera on his back all the year round, and his body shape is not bad. Struggling alone in the ocean.

Of course, it's okay for them to peck at each other, but I'm really embarrassed to take Gu Ge into consideration.

At least from Lin Qing's point of view, Gu Yusheng not only didn't gain weight during his time in Jiuzhou Community, but also seemed to be in better shape, which was very irritating.

The manager of a small restaurant actually has broad shoulders and narrow hips, which is simply disrupting the image of the chef in the industry, raising the standard with his own efforts, and then making his colleagues cry silently.

As the meal time approached, Huatang also came in from the back door to check in.

Gu Yusheng was quite busy at noon, and sometimes he didn't have time to wait for Huatang, so the back door was always open, and the black cat would come in by itself to find a small bowl, and then wait for the meal.

Lin Qing looked at the chubby black cat, feeling more or less familiar with his companion.

It's just that getting fat is a plus for a small animal, and how cute it looks, and it's a minus for him becoming fat as a big man. If he gets fatter, pet owners who come to the hospital will probably have to guess whether the current economic situation is going down or not. Even the sales manager has come to be a veterinarian.

"It's nice to be a cat~"

Looking at Huatang, Lin Qing showed envious eyes and wanted to be a cat too.

But Huatang ignored him, and when she was taking small steps to find a small bowl for dinner, Gu Yusheng, who was cooking, glanced at him, "Erpeng, help Huatang take off the lens."

"Hey, should I put this on the table first?" Erpeng put down the bowl, washed his hands and squatted neatly in front of Huatang, helping her take off the lens first.

Then, the black cat left a fat back and consciously squatted on the smart electronic scale in the corner.

"Ding~" The electronic female voice automatically reports the count, and a tablet next to it also lights up, recording today's weight in real time, and comparing the previous data, there is a line chart that is updated every day.

If the weight drops or stays the same, you can eat the normal amount of meals. If the weight increases, Gu Yusheng will deduct a small half of the meals accordingly.

Squeezing into the ears of the plane, Huatang nervously watched the update of the line graph, and felt relieved after making sure that today's data had dropped a little.

Look, the great cause of weight loss has tortured cats so much that they can read line charts!

Lin Qing looked at Huatang's weighing before meals, and silently retracted the previous sentence. Forget it, being a cat is quite stressful these days, and he doesn't think it's too bad.

"Oh, I still envy Brother Gu." Which man wouldn't want to use Gu Yusheng's body to experience a day

Even Lin Qing's peak moment in the army could not compare to Gu Yusheng's current physical state.

Women may pay more attention to the waist, buttocks and legs when looking at the figure, but men pay more attention to the shoulders and chest.

When cooking, the temperature is very high. Gu Yusheng is wearing a camouflage green T-shirt. The exposed arms, shoulders and neck lines will make the guests who come to eat take a second look, let alone the belly rich man Lin who is squatting next to him. clear.

While cooking, Gu Yusheng heard Lin Qing and Erpeng's conversation intermittently. He didn't hear all of it, but he heard that Lin Qing also wanted to try his life for a day.

"It doesn't take a day, just two hours. Go and help me run outside with the sweet shrimp at night."

Since he wanted to know how to maintain his physical fitness and figure after leaving the army, Gu Yusheng didn't mind assigning all the important notes to Lin Qing.

Lin Qing and Erpeng helped clear the table, until the small restaurant closed and it was already dark, Lin Qing changed into running shoes and sportswear, and was waiting to take the sweet shrimp out.

Sweet Shrimp, who is already about the size of an adult dog, does not have the genetics of a superior military dog. He can't make mistakes in terms of eyesight, movement, and loyalty. After going downstairs with Gu Yusheng, even if he is very lively, he actively follows Gu Yusheng. , did not interact with Lin Qing and Erpeng hastily.

"Wow, this is really fast." The wolf-blue adult dog, it's hard to see the black puppies before, chubby. Lin Qing and Erpeng have also been in contact with military dogs, and they circle around the sweet shrimp. No matter how you look at it.

Gu Yusheng didn't ask Tian Xia to go out, he only told Lin Qing not to let the leash go.

Every time he took Sweet Shrimp out, he would choose a trail with no residents for walking, and try to run as far away as possible, because in many places, it is forbidden to keep Kunming dogs in the city.

Gu Yusheng checked the city's regulations, and there is no such rule, but the size of the sweet shrimp here will scare some residents who are afraid of dogs. Therefore, the leash of the sweet shrimp must be within the controllable range. Nothing can be lost.

Not afraid of 10,000, just in case, even if Tianxia is an enthusiastic lake jumper, he can't let it run freely, so as not to scare other residents.

"Hey, Brother Gu, don't worry." Lin Qing confidently assured him that he didn't realize what kind of miserable life he would encounter later.

After patting Tian Xia, Gu Yusheng handed the leash to Lin Qing from his hand, and then let Tian Xia, who was circling around him, stand beside Lin Qing as if ordered.

Huatang looked left and right, and found that Gu Yusheng and Erpeng were staying in the store, so she flicked her tail and prepared to follow Lin Qing and Tian Xia to watch the fun.

Half an hour later, Gu Yusheng glanced at the watch hanging on the wall, put down the things in his hand, "Come on, let's go find Lin Qing."

"Huh? You haven't come back after going out for so long?" Erpeng has been talking to Brother Gu, and he didn't pay attention to the time. When he looked up, he found that his cousin hadn't come back yet. He didn't know where he went with the sweet shrimp.

The two of them walked along the path by the lake, and they didn't find Lin Qing and the others after walking more than half of it. It was Gu Yusheng who thought that the black cat had followed out just now, and called out Hua Tang, only to hear the rustling of the nearby bushes. A black cat jumped out.

Huatang was very happy, and jumped onto Gu Yusheng's shoulder twice to show him the way.

In the ecological lake at night, only the path by the lake has lights, and the woods and shrubs in the depths are hidden in the hazy darkness. There are round-the-clock surveillance inside but no lights are turned on.

Huatang took the two of them in, and soon picked up the sweet shrimps who were circling around Lin Qing, and Lin Qing who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.

His whole body was wet, and his shoes were lost. Lin Qing came back to life after hearing Brother Gu's voice. Thousands of words were reduced to one sentence, "Sweet Shrimp, you are indeed a descendant of Duoji."

No wonder it was a pity for the trainer after Tianxia lost his job. Lin Qing now understands why many ordinary families are prohibited from keeping large dogs. This is simply uncontrollable.

He is a fat man with a considerable tonnage, and he can be taken by the sweet shrimp to jump into the lake and dragged forward.

Otherwise, Hua Tang wouldn't have come to join in the fun.

When Sweet Shrimp saw Gu Yusheng, he pretended to be a puppy and jumped on him. Gu Yusheng reached out to catch Sweet Shrimp, touched the same wet dog, and knew that this guy had successfully jumped into the lake today.

Thinking about it, Tian Xia is now active and can drag Gu Yusheng forward two steps, let alone Lin Qing, who is not as strong as him, if he is not careful, he will be dragged away.

Erpeng couldn't help laughing beside him, watching Brother Gu firmly hugging Tianxia, with a black cat squatting on his shoulder, gloating at his misfortune, he went to pick up his cousin.

"I'm going, it's so heavy?!" Dragging Lin Qing, Erpeng tried to catch up with Gu Yusheng, and understood why Gu's physical fitness was so good.

Lin Qing, whose self-esteem was frustrated, seemed to have lost his soul, and hadn't made up his mind to lose weight. In the future, he would become a man who could catch up with Tian Xia, but Er Peng suddenly remembered something and threw him aside.

Erpeng looked at Brother Gu's back, and suddenly thought that he was working on a promotional video he had recently received, "Brother Gu, are you interested in making a video? Bring Sweet Shrimp and Hua Tang, and make it a screen for app promotion."

Nowadays, e-commerce companies like to target cats, cats and dogs. The job that Erpeng took over was to pick a back with cats and dogs, go to various scenic spots to check in, and then shoot them to make a promotional video.

Anyway, I don't show my face, and I can still travel at public expense, so why not recommend it to Brother Gu.

"Brother Gu, let Huatang and Tianxia be independent and self-reliant, and the opportunity to open an account to save money is coming~" Erpeng threw Lin Qing aside, quickly followed Gu Yusheng and recommended, "Huatang, are you excited?"

Erpeng knew that the black cat was very clever, and reasoning with Huatang might work.

Huatang, who had no interest in money, ignored him, jumped onto Gu Yusheng's other shoulder, and squatted alternately, so as not to make Gu Yusheng's shoulders high and low.

"Huatang, we can't lose to other cats. Look at Tmall, whose market value has already reached hundreds of millions." Erpeng was right. The most expensive cat in the world is probably Tmall. As long as Ali Without bankruptcy, this cat can win the championship.

What is Tmall? Hua Tang jumped back again, obviously interested in Er Peng's words.

Evil cat, that's how competitive he is.