It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat

Chapter 6

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Yes, Gu Yusheng read it right.

A slick black cat was lying on the statue, hanging its tail down and shaking it intentionally as if doing something bad, so that the four or five-year-old children around it would gather together, and then flicked it to the left, and then moved to the left in a lively manner. Throw it to the right, and it will move to the right lively.

It is similar to the bad behavior of squatting next to the koi pond, deliberately waving hands to make feints of throwing feed, and making the fish dizzy and swimming around.

Gu Yusheng's expression was a bit complicated. After he glanced at the black cat with raised eyebrows, he didn't know what expression to make when he looked at the children who were never tired of it.

Forget it, the grandparents who were taking care of the children next to him didn't say anything, and he didn't know how to describe the black cat more appropriately.

It turns out that this is the black cat that dialect mentioned before, the one that made the news headlines in the Kyushu community.

Sure enough, the reputation is well-deserved.

Huatang yawned lazily, tilted her head and saw a stranger, she noticed a few cartoon toys in the bag in the other's hand, she flicked her tail with interest, and left a group of "maomao why?" The disappointed children who won’t play with us” run away.

Stupid cubs, the cat is going to find out the identity of the stranger!

Gu Yusheng's body was as cold as sea water and steel. Even if he was wearing a pullover sweater and wearing headphones and standing there quietly, in the cat's perception, he was still a dangerous person.

If Bai Hefei is used as a combat unit, the tall stranger in front of him is estimated to have a combat power of 500 "big pigeons".

Facing the person Hua Tang would be wary of, she squatted not far in front of Gu Yusheng, flicked the snow-white glowing tips of her front paws, and made a threatening expression on Gu Yusheng.

This cat is quite alert.

Gu Yusheng took the initiative to take two steps back to show weakness to the black cat. He came from the smoke and flames of war, and his body had a bloody smell that was difficult to hide. Except for the comrades in arms, most animals were afraid of him. Spirituality is even more vigilant and defensive.

The reaction of the black cat is very smart.

As they got closer, Huatang saw the community access card in Gu Yusheng's hand, watched Gu Yusheng back away, and after thinking about it, he chased after him.

She wants to see where this guy lives, and the cat needs to focus on monitoring.

The evil cat does not allow anyone in her territory to challenge the crown of "the worst in the neighborhood".

Gu Yusheng also heard the movement behind him, but he didn't turn his head. He continued to wear the sound-proof earphones, and opened the door to go home after arriving at the "red tile house".

Huatang stepped on the cat box and jumped up, and squatted outside the window to observe Gu Yusheng for a while. She didn't leave until he changed his clothes and started to find a mop to scrub the floor. She looked bored.

I seem to be surrounded by black cats

Gu Yusheng watched the black shadow disappear outside the window, feeling a little helpless, and somewhat understood why his comrade-in-arms, a cat slave, told him before that people have no privacy in front of cats.

Although Gu Yusheng interrupted the nature of the fun, Huatang didn't care, anyway, cats always have a lot of free time.

Taking small steps and returning to the place just now, Huatang wanted to see if she could continue the game of "fishing for cubs".

Huatang has never understood why human beings raise cubs, cry, make noise, need care and get hurt easily, until one day, Huatang unlocked the various ways to play cubs, and suddenly realized.

Those who were in the community at this time were all kindergarten children who had just been picked up by their grandparents. It may be related to the selection of residents who care about animals in the Kyushu Community. The children who were brought out to play also liked cats.

When Huatang lay down there, many children could be attracted. Then the black cat put down its tail in a tricky manner, watching the children try to reach out and follow the tail around, even if they were too busy looking up to see the tail accidentally fall, they would He got up obediently and continued to chase his tail.

Even if they couldn't touch the cats and shed tears of grievance, the next time they saw Huatang, these cubs would still run faster than anyone else, and they were very playful.

When the black cat came back, there were still two or three children left. They pouted their buttocks and dug the sand with a small plastic shovel. Seeing that the black cat came back again, they immediately dropped the shovel and went to touch the tail under the statue in a "koi hunting style". .

A grandmother in Tang suit in the gazebo was overjoyed, and told her grandson, "Slow down, don't fall, and don't pull too hard, the cat will hurt!"

When the game of "fishing for cubs" first started, there were still grandparents who cared about their grandchildren, chasing their tails all afternoon, and maybe they could only touch them once or twice.

If you like cats, you like them, but you also feel sorry for children!

However, after one of the grandfathers took the child home, wiped his hands and fed him water and asked if he was tired, he was surprised to find that the amount of activity his granddaughter was chasing the black cat was just right.

I will eat dinner by myself, and I will not bother anyone when I sleep. I also met many children of the same age, and forged a deep friendship in the struggle of chasing tails.

The next day, when he communicated with other children's grandparents, he was surprised to find that when the child returned home, he might be too tired to be picky eaters and mischievous, and he slept well after eating well.

Immediately forget the words of not playing with the cat. The grandparents began to encourage the children to chase their tails. Remember to teach them to put themselves in another place and not to hurt the cat’s tail, otherwise the cat will ignore them next time.

This operating principle is the same as taking the husky out to run ten kilometers every day in order to avoid tearing down the house.

If the skin doesn't move, it's good.

What is meant by win-win cooperation is that Huatang is having fun, the grandparents are relaxed, and the children have a proper amount of exercise.

There are no losers in the game of "cub fishing".

The young people in the Kyushu community feel that they don’t see Huatang very often. In fact, it’s because they don’t have the same schedule as the cat. Huatang’s schedule is closer to that of the elderly and children, so young people always stagger when the black cat appears.

In the homes of residents in the community, there are often things like "I want to take pictures of cats and post them on Moments, but I found that my parents and my daughter have seen Huatang, but my husband and I have never seen it".

Huatang had had enough of playing, she stood on the statue like a reward, and brushed their foreheads with the tip of her tail, giving them a bit of cat inspiration.

The black cat's tail was fluffy and soft, and the children jumped happily on the spot. Seeing that Huatang had really left, they reluctantly went to the gazebo to find their parents.

"Grandma, Huatang and I are best friends."

"No, it's me."

The children quarreled, while the grandparents happily acted as peacemakers, and then each took them away to buy ingredients for dinner.

Not to mention, since Huatang was able to help them take care of their children, they felt much more relaxed and had more enthusiasm to prepare dinner.

Huatang went to lie down on the tree by the lake, watched the "fish concubines" that she could occasionally see for a while, and saw that the country of cats is also rich and vast today, so she jumped off the tree contentedly, letting the warm orange sun give her black skin Added sparkling light fragments.

The lake breeze, weeping willows and sunshine made Hua Tang feel a little tipsy, bouncing along the road into a small cart at the door of the unit, and fell asleep happily for a while.

This is an exclusive cart delivered by the supermarket in the community. There is also a pattern of cat's claws painted on the outside. The staff will come and take it back every night, so Huatang can sleep in peace.

Cat, do you need a reason to sleep

An empty cardboard box was placed in the trolley, Huatang thought for a few seconds with a serious face, and happily got into it.

What kind of magical little space is this~

The black cat got in and stuffed it tightly, and with its own shadow and complementary color, from the outside, it was impossible to find that there was a cat in the cardboard box.

Han Lan invited Aunt Su, the nanny who came to take care of her, with two large bags of fruits and vegetables and pure milk in her hands. When she was a little unable to carry it downstairs, her eyes lit up and she saw the small trolley.

When she first came out of the supermarket, she forgot to push a cart. She thought she could carry it back at such a short distance, but she didn't expect that half of the watermelon inside was too heavy, and the more she carried it, the heavier it was. Fortunately, she saw an empty small cart downstairs. .

There is a positioning transmitter inside the trolley, which is collected by the supermarket. Aunt Su has seen the residents of the same building push the trolley into the building before, and just push it out when the time comes.

She walked over quickly and found a cardboard box inside, but she didn't care about it as it looked clean. She put the bag inside to free her hands, beat her aching waist, and pushed the car into the building to take the elevator with a sigh of relief.

The bag was full of food. Aunt Su was concerned about hygiene and didn't want to put things on the ground. Fortunately, she had a small cart.

When they got to the fifth floor, Aunt Su pushed the cart out of the elevator. Before opening the door, she thought that when Han Langang had a low abortion resistance, it would be bad if there were some bacteria on the cart. Put the car outside and start taking things inside.

The noise disturbed Han Lan. The young woman came out of the bedroom with a pale face. Seeing how busy Aunt Su was, she was about to come over to help.

"Sit down quickly, the door is open and there is wind, don't blow it." The bag was stretched open by the fruits and vegetables inside, and two boxes of tomatoes fell out. Aunt Su told Han Lan with a sideways face, and bent down to take out the tomatoes .

Then, I touched a soft fur.

Aunt Su almost jumped up in fright, and Huatang also felt confused.

She just got into a box to sleep, how did she wake up smelling of watermelon

Yo, there are two boxes of tomatoes.

Hua Tang likes bright red fruits and vegetables, so she couldn't help pressing the tomatoes through the plastic wrap alternately with her front paws in a "milk stepping style", the paws felt quite good.

When she moved here last week, Aunt Su knew that there was a cat in the community. She was worried for a while, for fear that the cat would come to her house, but she was slightly relieved when she heard that the cat was always elusive, and she was not very close.

Cats and dogs may have flea bacteria on them, so they can't be brought home.

Aunt Su didn't hate cats or hurt cats, but she didn't like them either. She was startled by the black cat that got out of the cart, and screamed out on the spot.

Han Lan hurriedly came out to see what was going on, and then saw Huatang.

"Ah? Is it Huatang?" Han Lan is a pet lover. Looking at the round-cheeked black cat, she couldn't help but like it. She gently stretched out her hand beside her, wanting to see if the cat would let her hug her.

When Aunt Su saw Han Lan coming out, she had a headache and wanted to say that the cat was unhygienic, but seeing the surprise on Han Lan's face after hugging the cat, she didn't know what to say.

Han Lan lost her pet dog, Bibimbap, who had been with her for five years five days ago, and she always looked sickly, only smiling when she saw Huatang.

"It's okay, Aunt Su. Didn't the neighborhood tell you that Hua Tang is very clean?" Moreover, Han Lan has been taking care of pets for many years. From the corners of the black cat's eyes, ears and nose, it can be seen that the cat is hygienic and healthy.

Carefully holding the black cat in her arms, Han Lan lowered her head and seriously invited, "Come to my house for a while?"

Huatang didn't refuse, that is, she agreed. Han Lan asked Aunt Su to open the door ajar, and let the black cat know that this was not an environment where she would be confined. After that, Han Lan enthusiastically carried Huatang into the living room.

I also dug out the resident handbook that had Huatang's information before, and wanted to find some snacks for Huatang.

The evil cat pressed Han Lan's shoulders with its front paws, and the whole cat was buoyant.

If Hua Tang read it correctly, the Han Lan in front of him is Bai Hefei's ancient costume goddess, and his mobile phone screen and computer desktop are still photos of Han Lan fluttering in white.

Coincidentally, Huatang also likes Han Lan's looks, being held in the arms of the gentle beauty, the cat just feels that the villain's happiness is unimaginable.

She, Huatang, is going to rob people's daughters in broad daylight today~