It’s Impossible That My Evil Overlord Is So Cute

Chapter 1: Life on Earth of the Brave and the Demon King (1)

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"Oh!"

The heavy blow from the abdomen woke up Xu Shenxing from the nightmare.

He opened his somewhat dazed eyes, and the first thing he saw was the bright sun in the morning, and the long golden hair that was scattered on his bed, gleaming in the sun.

"Jasmine, if possible, I hope you can wake me up in a more gentle way in the future."

Xu Shenxing half-opened his sleepy dead fish eyes, looking at the blond-haired owner, a girl (or loli) who looked about twelve or thirteen years old said.

The latter was wearing Xu Shenxing's old shirts, but even the earliest shirts that Xu Shenxing could find were much larger than a girl with a height of 1.3 meters, so this also caused the girl's clothes to look loose, with sleeves It was quite a bit longer. Because she didn't wear pants, her white and bald thighs were exposed to the sun, reflecting a healthy color.

At this time, she was leaning on her cheek with her hands that were half-tucked into her sleeves, and she had a puzzled and thoughtful look on her small face, as if she was saying "a gentle way to wake people up, what is that?".

After a while, she suddenly realized that she hammered her palm, and then picked up the kettle beside the bed.

"Although I don't know what solution you came up with, but there must be something wrong, please put down the kettle!"

The girl named Jasmine was startled, with an expression of "Isn't the hot water pot not working!" on her face, and then her delicate eyebrows frowned again, as if she was continuing to think about the so-called gentle method of making a bed.

However, Xu Shenxing drove her out of the bedroom very decisively, and then quickly changed her clothes.

The next step was to prepare breakfast routinely. In fact, Jasmine would come to wake him up, probably because the little guy was hungry.

When Xu Shenxing brought today's breakfast—white porridge and a poached egg—to the table, the girl who was still wearing an old shirt put her small face on the table, and knocked on the table with a chopstick in each hand, The little face was full of dissatisfaction.

"The nest wants to eat meat!"

She declared so.

"Rejected, eating meat for breakfast is too greasy."

Xu Shenxing rejected the girl's proposal completely unmoved.

"But Wo has been drinking porridge for three days in a row." The girl protested, and her hands became more vigorous: "It is wrong to abuse the devil!"

"Shut up those who eat free food... We don't have much savings at home. It's better to say that if no one comes to this apartment to rent a house by next week, we won't even be able to afford porridge."

As an active sophomore whose parents divorced since childhood, Xu Shenxing, who has the custody of his unreliable father, has been taking the road of work-study. As for the woman who is his mother in name, since Xu Shenxing was less than five years old and After a rich businessman left, he never saw each other again.

Xu Shenxing's father was a little-known archaeologist who traveled around the world all year round. The last time I contacted Xu Shenxing was a year ago. It is said that he was looking for the legendary ruins of Gendaya civilization near Honduras at that time.

In short, expecting that guy to remit living expenses to Xu Shenxing on time is better than expecting a Nokia to fall from the sky...

Although the father who doesn't know where he is now left him this double-storey apartment named Sakura Apartment as property, but because it is located in the suburbs of the city, and the apartment house itself is old, the appearance looks a bit dilapidated, so No one has ever rented a house to live in.

"Didn't the alien princess who came from the so-and-so seat pay the landlord a large sum of money before leaving?" Jasmine blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.

"It's Centaurus... Besides, it's a pity that aliens' money can't be used on Earth!"

Xu Shenxing was a little depressed when he brought up this matter. He took Jasmine and worked desperately to help the other party solve the crisis of civil strife in the other country. In the end, he got a bunch of credit points that could not be used on earth...

Although according to the other party, credit points are one of the most widely circulated currencies in the universe, but for the earthlings whose aerospace technology is still in its infancy and who have not even been able to fly at the speed of light, let alone interstellar trade, Even the existence of aliens is still being debated. Xu Shenxing also felt that he would never have the opportunity to experience life in the interstellar era for the second time in his life, so those credits were really useless.

And because the number of people eating and living for free has risen to two people some time ago, the expenses have been even greater. This is also one of the reasons why the economic conditions of Lingying Apartment entered the ice age ahead of schedule.

Fortunately, after the crisis was resolved, the other party left Ying's apartment and returned to Centaur because he had to preside over the state affairs. Otherwise, Xu Shenxing's wallet would really be exhausted.

"All in all, compared to demon kings, alien princesses, etc. who can't pay the rent, I would rather have normal people rent this apartment..."

After sighing, Xu Shenxing, who was struggling financially, made the final conclusion.

"By the way, when I was playing on the landlord's computer, a dialog box popped up," Jasmine raised her hand to ask, her long sleeves shaking with her blonde hair: "It said 'You want to know the meaning of life...'"

"Absolutely don't click on that YES, understand! We've had enough trouble!"

After breakfast, under normal circumstances Xu Shenxing should rush to the subway station in order to get to school before the first class starts. But today was the weekend, and the school did not arrange work-study work, so he got a rare free time.

By the way, the university that Xu Shenxing applied for was Jiangjin University in Jiangjin City, his hometown, because it was relatively close to his home...

As an ordinary second-year university, Jiangjin University originally did not have a day-study system, but after Xu Shenxing chatted with the school leader Balabala for three hours and succeeded in knocking them out, Xu Shenxing got the right to go-study.

Not long after, Jasmine, who had changed her shirt into normal attire, ran up to Xu Shenxing, stuffed a comb into his hand, then turned around and sat beside Xu Shenxing, holding the blond haired The back was exposed to him, and Bai Nen's small face showed an expectant look that seemed to say "Landlord, comb my hair".

"I said, don't you already know how to comb your own hair..." Xu Shenxing subconsciously played with the comb in his hand, and said with a wry smile.

"It's too troublesome." Jasmine replied very bluntly.

"Where did all your shame as a demon king go?"

"Disappeared with the scheduled pajamas."

"..."

When Jasmine first came to Ying’s apartment, Xu Shenxing always wanted to help her buy a pair of pajamas, but always failed to have the opportunity due to insufficient budget or other reasons. In the end, the girl got used to wearing Xu Shenxing’s old shirt as pajamas. , and because it saves money in this way, Xu Shenxing also acquiesced over time, and as a result, the pajamas were never mentioned again.

Now that I think about it, it's really not good for a young girl to dress like that...

When he came back to his senses, Xu Shenxing found that Jasmine was staring at the comb in his hand. Although she didn't speak, her silent appearance was undoubtedly conveying her desire to comb her hair.

"Okay, I'll just comb it, anyway, today is a holiday."

In the end, he could only sigh and compromise with the girl.

Jasmine's small face immediately showed a satisfied expression, she turned around again, and rubbed against Xu Shenxing.

"Combing hair, the meaning of the landlord's life!"

"The meaning of my life is unexpectedly shallow..."

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