"Have you seen the distorted face of the life instructor? It's scary. I don't know what will happen to Xu Shenxing."
As always, the skinny monkey danced and said.
In Jiangjin University at the end of summer, Houzi and Fatty walked together on the tree-lined road back to the dormitory. As hardcore comrades who passed high math together, they had to take tutoring and make-up exams even during the summer vacation.
Besides them, there were quite a few students who failed subjects, but only Xu Shenxing was special—that guy had already missed nearly half of his tuition.
For this reason, the make-up teacher, who was already upset that he had to rush to school to teach the crane tails in the sweltering summer, naturally would not let go of this opportunity to make use of the topic, and even the instructors of their class were also annoyed. It was enough, and he almost killed Xu Shenxing's house with a kitchen knife.
"But to be honest, Lao Xu has been out of contact for more than half a month since Fusang came back and showed his face a little bit? Is this really all right?"
The fat man couldn't help but said with some worry.
"No problem, I called his house and told him that he was just busy with some things." Hou Zi had an indifferent expression on his face, not worried at all about Xu Shenxing who "robbed" his "sweetheart".
"Wait, listen to what you said, isn't it Lao Xu himself who answered the phone?" The fat man asked curiously.
"Well, it was Xu Shenxing's sister who picked it up...it's such a lovely voice as always." Monkey covered his face coyly and pretended to be intoxicated.
"Your expression is so disgusting, even the cat lying on the branch is looking at you with disdain..."
The fat man frowned, and silently distanced himself from the other party.
"What contemptuous eyes, cats have facial paralysis, okay?"
The monkey didn't care about this, and looked in the direction of the fat man's gaze, and found that there was indeed a little black cat lying on the branch of a plane tree not far away.
That branch is not too high, almost within reach of one hand.
"This kind of stray cat, as long as you feed it something, it will get close to you. If you don't believe me, I still have half a sausage bread left over for lunch..."
As he said that, the monkey was still rummaging through the shoulder bag slung across his waist, and then took out a sausage bread that was wrapped in plastic paper, limp, and only half left.
When he opened the transparent plastic paper, a strange smell spread.
"Uh, this thing... can't be eaten anymore, right?"
The fat man pinched his nose to extend the safe distance a little further, and then tried to remind his comrades tactfully.
"... It doesn't matter, it's for cats anyway!"
The monkey hesitated for a moment, but finally held up the half piece of sausage bread to the little black cat on the branch without hesitation.
—Then the piece of bread was quickly knocked off by the lazy-looking black cat, and fell onto the monkey's face without dying.
"Ah! The sour taste rushes into my nose!"
The monkey whose face was covered with bread rolled exaggeratedly on the ground.
"When you've had enough play, remember to throw away that bread."
Fatty looked at his partner helplessly, and could only remind him from the side.
"That damned black cat dared to refuse my uncle's kindness!"
The monkey managed to yank the rotting bread off his face when he was about to suffocate. He rushed towards the cat on the branch angrily, and raised his fist.
However, the cat unhurriedly stretched out two meat balls again.
"Ah! My eyes!"
The monkey half-kneeled on the ground, covered his eyes and cried out in pain.
"Hey, are you okay? I seem to have heard a 'poof' sound, and it seems that the poke was quite deep." The fat man asked worriedly.
"Damn it! A mere cat..."
After the eyesight returned to normal, the monkey looked at the cat angrily.
"Why don't you just forget about it?" the fat man persuaded earnestly.
"What a joke, how could I... wait a minute, is that Song Yu?"
Just as Monkey was about to give an impassioned speech, he was taken aback by the girl who walked in front of him: "Could it be that she also failed some classes?"
"Don't talk nonsense, he is a top student who can even get a scholarship." Fatty corrected him solemnly: "I heard that the school will hold some activities in two days, and the leader hopes that Song Yu can participate in the performance."
"Didn't I entrust Chang Xiaoxian with all this before?"
"Chang Xiaoxian also seems to have a show, but Song Yu is the finale. Think about it, it's not like she hasn't seen her in the school a while ago. It's not justified if such a good publicity resource is not used for free, right?"
"Bah, those old perverts who pretend to be self-serving!" Monkey was indignant.
"Come on, don't talk nonsense, it's all a normal performance, okay?"
While the two were chatting, the monkey also forgot to settle the score with the black cat, and walked slowly to the dormitory with the fat man.
Only the little black cat, lying on the branch, seemed to be listening to their conversation. After they left a certain distance, the little black cat jumped down from the branch lightly and landed with a perfect ten-point movement.
Then he ran towards the direction where the girl had just walked.
…
Song Yu is a little irritable these days.
Of course it wasn't because relatives came, but because she hadn't seen Xu Shenxing for several days.
Even if she ran to Sakura's apartment these two days, at most she could only meet Jasmine who was playing with the computer.
Although the little girl vowed that Xu Shenxing was just on business and would be back soon, but she didn't show up for so long, which still made the girl a little worried and worried.
And just when she was in such a bad mood, the school still called her name and asked her to sing at the finale of some later party.
It is not impossible to make some contributions to his alma mater, but even Song Yu will feel dissatisfied if he is arrested as soon as such a thing happens.
After this performance is over, go to the teacher and talk to her, and don't let her always participate in this kind of activities in the future.
The girl made up her mind.
At this time, she suddenly felt a fluffy touch on her ankle.
The girl's first reaction was "caterpillar", but considering her image as a goddess in school, she didn't shout out because of this, but looked down in fear.
The result made her heave a sigh of relief. It wasn't the caterpillar that frightened her that was rubbing against her calf, but a little black cat with a nice coat but thin hair.
At this moment, the little black cat was purring from its throat.
The girl picked it up: "Are you comforting me? Thanks, little guy..."
For some reason, Song Yu suddenly felt that the cat looked a bit like his sweetheart whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
"Well, if you're a boy, I'll call you Xu Jinyan, if you're a girl, I'll call you Xu Peiyu..." After thinking about it, she found that the small villa she was living in didn't have any regulations prohibiting keeping pets, so the girl planned to put This little black cat was brought back to be raised, and she looked at his furry face with a smile: "Hey, do you have fleas on your body, little guy? Forget it, no matter if you have it or not, let's take you to take a bath first~"