In the end, Xu Shenxing left the Public Security Bureau after he incidentally passed the responsibility of notifying Yi Qing and his family to Xiao Zhengyi.
After returning home, Xu Shenxing found that there were guests at home.
"Yo~"
Lord Land God, who seemed a bit listless, greeted Xu Shenxing while yawning.
"A rare visitor." Xu Shenxing put the cheap oranges bought on the road on the table, looked at the rather haggard look of the other party, and couldn't help asking with some worry: "Could it be that Jiang Jin's spiritual condition has deteriorated again?"
"No, after having Zhen Chuan Seal, although the spirit vein is still a little unstable, it is much better than the previous one that leaked everywhere and couldn't be blocked."
The land god girl yawned again, and replied in a sleepy voice: "I just can't hold it anymore because I stayed up all night playing games for five days in a row."
"… What?"
"Why do you look like that... That PS4 and PSvr of yours (referring to Jasmine) was originally bought by her and her joint venture! It doesn't matter if they play it for two days!"
The girl with the mushroom head said confidently.
Xu Shenxing looked at Jasmine, who looked away guiltily, and pretended to be very absorbed in watching the commercials for weight loss belts on TV.
"Wait a minute, that means you were the one who broke into my house illegally and took away Jasmine's game console?"
Xu Shenxing stroked his train of thought and asked Jiang Jin's land god.
"What, illegal intrusion or something... They are Jiangjin's land gods! All the land in Jiangjin belongs to them! There is no such thing as illegal intrusion. It's better to say that you people who live on other people's land should hurry up and give them to others. Pay the rent... it hurts, just kidding, don't use dragon claws on other people's heads!"
Xu Shenxing let go of his right hand that was holding onto the opponent's head like he was grabbing a basketball with one hand, with a calm expression: "But there is nothing on your chest where you can use your dragon's claws, ah, I mean there is no point of strength to grab..."
"That's not what they mean! And it's okay without explaining! After all, this is already considered sexual harassment! Be careful of God's sexual harassment, you soulless!"
"I want to never be able to cover my eyes again this day..."
"Isn't this plagiarism? And the memes are super old!"
"It doesn't matter," Xu Shenxing gave a thumbs up: "The guy in the original book is just bragging, as long as I can really do it, it won't be considered plagiarism!"
"Don't kill God for sexual harassment!"
After making a joke, Xu Shenxing asked the Land God curiously: "Speaking of which, how did you get into the house?"
Even the God of Earth who has the ability to escape from the earth, theoretically, there is no way to pass through the "Protection of the Holy Land" outside Ying's apartment: Even if she and Xu Shenxing are acquaintances, they are not tenants of Ying's apartment after all. , so they don't have the privilege of freely entering and leaving Ying's apartment like Qin Xingyan and the others.
"I came in with that little girl named Song Yu. That girl will come here to clean the room every two days. Your boy is very lucky."
Loli, the land god, teased with a wretched smile like an uncle.
Xu Shenxing coughed in embarrassment. For some reason, he always felt that the gazes of the other tenants were a bit piercing.
"Ahem, don't make trouble, you and I are just a pure revolutionary friendship, okay?" Xu Shenxing said pretending to be righteous, but he didn't have much confidence in his gestures, and then he said as if thinking of something: "However, Jasmine Forget about the game console, Qin Xingyan’s artifact and the souvenirs Miss Miyama brought from Fusang are also casually taken away, isn’t it too rude?”
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
The land god girl frowned: "I'm not interested in that kind of thing!"
"Eh?"
Xu Shenxing rubbed his forehead, a little surprised: "You mean, you didn't take those things?"
"Of course? If you want to seduce me, you must at least have the accounts of Zhenritian, Caibi, and Kongming at the beginning of the FGO national server!"
The land goddess girl said words that were not worthy of respect at all with a very amazing look.
"Is there a mistake? I thought this matter had been resolved... Why is it getting more complicated now?"
Xu Shenxing sighed and muttered softly.
"What's the matter? Have you encountered any troubles again?" The girl of the land god suddenly regained her spirits and leaned towards Xu Shenxing: "There are professional consultations on mysterious incidents here to assist the investigators! If you hire them now, it only costs 600 yuan. Forty-eight yuan!"
Xu Shenxing pushed the schadenfreude girl away, and pretended to watch the sales promotion program with Jasmine, but actually listened to Qin Xingyan who was chatting here and said, "Xingyan, can you discuss with your sect?" For a moment, let them send some people who have the knowledge or ability to track and search to help?"
"Ah, it's just a joke, a joke! How stingy you are, you can't even take a joke!"
"The head can be broken and blood can flow, but 648 can't be lost!"
"... You are so stingy that even people feel ashamed for you."
Although this is what he said, in the final analysis, Lori, the land god who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, is indeed experienced in all aspects, so Xu Shenxing still told her what happened in Ying's apartment before.
"Before looking for the prisoner, can you tell me what the lost artifact is?" After listening to Xu Shenxing's narration, the land god girl first asked from another perspective.
"Is there any problem?" Xu Shenxing asked.
"Sacred artifacts are actually a very general concept. Things used by gods can be called divine artifacts, and things with powerful power can also be called divine artifacts... In the era when land worship was at its peak, people used to eat it The remaining banana peel of the banana can be offered by the temple as a sacred weapon."
"..."
Since Xu Shenxing didn't know much about it, he looked directly at Qin Xingyan and motioned for her to explain.
Qin Xingyan seemed to be hearing this kind of thing for the first time, so she was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It's an artifact called 'Ghost Fang Zhan' from Biluoting, and it looks like a relatively simple bronze sword. "
"Bi Luo...Ghost Fang...these two things are not easy to get along with..." Lori, the land god, who was still a little careless, suddenly became serious: "Anything and any of these two things If you touch anything, you will be troublesome, especially Ghost Fang, which is a concept only in the prehistoric world where the Three Realms are not divided into six realms... Why do you all go to provoke these strange troublesome things?"
Maybe it's because I'm the main character
Xu Shenxing thought to himself.
But because I always feel that now is not the time to joke, so I didn't say it.