It’s Impossible That My Evil Overlord Is So Cute

Chapter 32: Friendship is magic (2)

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"It's not going to work like this."

Xu Shenxing looked at Jasmine, and paraphrased the words from a certain book with a terrified expression: "Human beings live in groups, and if we are always alone, there will be problems."

"Landlord," Jasmine shifted her gaze from the TV to Xu Shenxing's face, and said expressionlessly, "Have you finally decided to find a girlfriend?"

"certainly not!"

Xu Shenxing was heartbroken: "I mean you! Besides me, do you have other friends?"

"Hey, Wo and the landlord are actually friends!"

"Why did you show such a surprised expression! My heart aches, hey!"

Xu Shenxing's mind was hit hard.

"Hey, the landlord is actually a virgin!"

"This meme should be enough!"

"Hey, the landlord is actually bald!"

"It's not!"

After recovering, Xu Shenxing realized that he was molested by his pet.

"So, I want you to make some friends..."

"There are friends in the nest."

Jasmine took out her mobile phone succinctly, and a communication software was displayed on it, and the contacts inside were full of people's names.

"It's just a netizen..."

"Cooperate with mushrooms (land gods), make videos with women made of mud, and they will give money."

"Stop it! Don't continue to deceive the hearts of pure otaku!"

These people are so pitiful, what they like is a pile of mud, they are deceived not only their feelings but also their property...

Having said that, it's no wonder that the land god loli krypton gold has been relentless recently, so that's the case... This can already be regarded as an act of evil gods...

"All in all, you are too withdrawn. Although it is not necessary for you to become the level of Ai Dolu Salvation Academy, at least make me a friend." He said righteously: "Just pretend to be cheated by me. Try it, maybe you will also find the benefits of having friends."

So the next day Jasmine brought back Song Yu who didn't know the truth.

"Find it in your school for me!"

"Oh… "

"If it succeeds, I'll line up for you to buy limited strawberry cakes from the cake shop at the station."

"Oh!"

— end of memory —

Jasmine looked up at Cui Yingying who was eating a set meal, thought for a while, and then tapped the table with her chopsticks to attract her attention.

There were some commotions among the surrounding students, such as "Look, I really want to attack that freshman who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth", "That girl is so pitiful", "Should I report to the teacher", "Give up, even if the teacher They're not that person's opponent" "Huff, the junior high school student is really great" "The chef over there, I've already called the police" and other voices kept coming and going, but they were all controlled so that they wouldn't be heard by the two over there within the extent.

Although it is useless to Jasmine who has a very sensitive sense.

But Jasmine was too lazy to take care of them.

"What's wrong?" Cui Yingying, who was completely unaware, raised her head to look at Jasmine with a displeased face, and asked cautiously.

"The litters have eaten together, so we are friends."

Jasmine still had a straight face, and said very bluntly: "As a proof of friendship, I will give you these to eat."

As she spoke, she put all the carrots, coriander, and green peppers on her plate into Cui Yingying's.

It's just that you don't want to eat it yourself!

Cui Yingying looked at the hill of vegetables that suddenly appeared on her dinner plate with an embarrassed face, a little at a loss.

"In exchange, this nest will be accepted."

After speaking, Jasmine took the biggest piece of char siu from the other party's plate.

"Woo... I specially saved it for the last..." Cui Yingying showed a shocked expression, and finally could only eat the pile of vegetables that she didn't like very much pitifully.

The students around who saw this scene were almost sympathetic...

But the girl's ordeal didn't end there.

Rather, this is just the beginning.

"Cui Yunyun."

During the lunch break, Jasmine suddenly appeared in front of Cui Yingying: "As a friend, your homework is not welcome."

Then, regardless of the latter's wishes, she quickly copied the other's classwork.

"Hey hey... wait, I'm not done yet, at least until I finish writing..."

It is said that she can't even remember her own name, wouldn't she blush when she said this!

Cui Yingying thought silently in her heart.

And until the first class in the afternoon, Jasmine still didn't return her homework.

recess time.

"Cui... who the hell, the eraser of the nest is gone, as a friend, let me borrow your nest and use it first~"

"This isn't a conversation between friends at all, is it? Wait a minute... That giraffe eraser is for collection. If you want to borrow it, take this simple white eraser!"

When the giraffe came back, its head was gone.

After school at night.

"Cun Yiyi, as a friend, I will trouble you for cleaning!"

"Finally didn't even say a word right this time..."

"Next time I will treat you to green peppers."

"I don't want to eat that..."

In a sense, Cui Yingying, who was bullied on campus, wanted to cry but had no tears.

Mom, I want to go back to Beijing.

"Landlord, you're right." Jasmine, who returned to Sakura's apartment and ate strawberry cake as dessert, had a rare expression of satisfaction on her face: "My friend, it's very useful!"

"Yeah, I always feel like something's wrong..."

Xu Shenxing, who was washing the dishes, turned his head suspiciously to Jasmine who was sitting on the sofa, eating cake and watching TV: "Have you really made friends?"

"Sure."

The Demon King reassured by patting his almost undulating chest.

But the doubts in Xu Shenxing's heart still did not disappear.

He also knew about Jasmine's past at school, it shouldn't be that easy for the little guy to make friends in just one day. He also just wanted to use this incident to exercise the girl's social skills, and he didn't even have any expectations for Jasmine to make friends.

Even strawberry shortcake was meant to be a comforting prop for little ones when they were feeling down because they didn't make friends.

However, she did not expect that she really made friends smoothly.

Thinking of this, he put down the last plate in his hand, untied the apron on his body, and handed it to the spirit ghosts waiting aside, asking them to put away the tableware, and then continued: "Then invite your friends to play at home tomorrow." Let's play, I also want to see what kind of person your friend is."

"no problem."

Jasmine continued to answer quickly.

"Did you decide without asking your friend's opinion?"

Seeing Jasmine's answer without hesitation, Xu Shenxing's bad premonition became more and more serious.

Maybe Jasmine misunderstood something.

"Friend of the nest, he is a good person."

The girl who was conscious of not causing trouble to anyone else said with a look of amazement.