It’s Impossible That My Evil Overlord Is So Cute

Chapter 332: Narrative Poems of Magical Girls (3)

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The wooden door opened automatically, revealing the appearance of a dark hole inside.

At first, Xu Shenxing thought that he would see such a fantastic scene as "Although it looks like a small dilapidated house on the outside, the inside is as magnificent as a palace".

But that's not the case... it's just a small shack inside.

And it's the kind that leaks everywhere.

The small dilapidated house was about the same size as the living room of Ying's apartment. To Xu Shenxing's surprise, there was no fluorescent lamp here, only a dangling incandescent lamp providing a warm orange light on the ceiling.

The room was full of messy things. Xu Shenxing saw rusty bronze alchemy furnaces, ornately decorated sword scabbards, and leather books written in unknown codes, etc., which seemed to give people a feeling of extraordinary origin. There are also things such as the blue and white porcelain with the painting of Sanying and Zhao Yun, the copper head of the husky, and the three-colored Jin Sanpang of the Tang Dynasty, which give people the feeling of being in the stronghold of cultural relics and scammers...

Turning around this pile of things that don't know whether they are treasures or spicy chickens, you can see a short old man who looks a little crooked in it.

He looked no different from many old people in the Celestial Dynasty. He was wearing plain colored clothes, a pair of round black-rimmed glasses, the waistband of his trousers was raised high, and a pair of polished leather shoes on his feet.

"Are you Bai Ze?" Xu Shenxing confirmed.

Although he didn't feel any abnormality from the old man in front of him, he always felt that the other party seemed to be an ordinary human old man, but firstly, Xu Shenxing's perception ability was only average, and it was normal if he couldn't perceive it. Routine, what I'm looking for is the one in front of me who hasn't run away.

"Hmph..." The other party glanced at Xu Shenxing, smiled slightly, and did not answer.

"..."

Yo, this old man is quite arrogant.

Xu Shenxing's eyes widened in surprise.

After looking at the other party for a few seconds, Jasmine seemed to be no longer interested in the old man, and began to tinker with the things she was interested in.

"I need your help with something."

Although he felt that the other party's attitude was a bit strange, Xu Shenxing still restrained his temper and tried hard to ask the other party.

"Well."

Is this a tacit consent

So Xu Shenxing started from the beginning and spent more than half an hour telling his reason for coming.

After a long while, the other party seemed to have come to his senses, and asked Xu Shenxing with a somewhat confused expression.

"Young man, are you talking to me?"

"..."

Don't stop me, I'm going to hack him to death! Although Xu Shenxing didn't say a word, the expression on his face seemed to say so.

Perhaps because he sensed the killing intent suddenly rising from Xu Shenxing's body, the other party immediately lay down on the ground and screamed like a pig: "Ah, my old waist! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"I haven't touched you yet, okay?"

"Old man, old man was frightened by your fierce look, and flashed to the waist. Without a compensation of 100,000 yuan, the old man can't get up!"

"This has something to do with me!"

"It doesn't matter, the old man can use a friend who is proficient in illusion to reproduce the scene at that time as evidence."

"That's generally called perjury!"

"Evidence (Made in China)."

"Do you have any dissatisfaction with domestic production?"

Just as Xu Shenxing was considering whether to simply evaporate the entire Kunlun to eliminate the evidence (or perjury), a voice came from behind him.

"Zhong Kui, stop playing, Mr. Xu is my honored guest."

Xu Shenxing turned his head and found that at some point, a beautiful woman in a blue palace dress was walking towards him with her eyes closed, with a compelling aura.

"Master Bai Ze." The old man immediately jumped up from the ground skillfully with a carp, and then bowed slightly to salute the other party very respectfully.

"Long time no see, Mr. Xu." The beauty in the palace costume slowly opened her eyes, her right pupil was glowing with a faint blue light, her left pupil was a dark red light, and the crimson point on her forehead Red is full of spiritual brilliance like the third eye: "No, for you at this time, it should be the first time we meet."

Even if Xu Shenxing was not good at perception, he could feel the powerful mysterious power from the east at this moment from the other party. If I have to say it, I am afraid that the person in front of me is the strongest person he has ever met after returning to Earth. Even the cancer of the world, Hotaru, cannot be compared with him—of course, this may be because the latter is afraid that he will die. A relationship that destroys the world but does not dare to do it with all its strength.

But even so, the strength of this palace beauty should not be underestimated.

As if she had seen through Xu Shenxing's inner thoughts, she walked towards him with a graceful and elegant smile on her face.

Then he tripped over a thing that looked like a ○ stick on the ground.

Suddenly the whole atmosphere became awkward.

"..."

Not good, what should I say at this time? Or pretend you didn't see it

Even with Xu Shenxing's experience, he had never encountered such a thing, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

If it's a familiar friend, it's okay to make a small joke at this time; if it's a guy you don't know, it doesn't matter if you don't see it; if it's an annoying person, use ridicule to hit the other person to lose the courage to live .

But only for Bai Ze, Xu Shenxing didn't know what expression to use to face him. It’s obviously not right to talk about friends, even if the other person looks familiar, but after all, I have never met the other person; talk about strangers, I still have something to ask her for help later, it doesn’t feel right to be too indifferent...

Sure enough, should we laugh at this time!

Although he vaguely heard Jasmine complaining about "it's actually a method of elimination!", Xu Shenxing still walked towards the other party in a serious manner.

"Oh, this throwing posture is amazing, as expected of Bai Ze!"

"Ahem?!"

Xu Shenxing swore that he saw that guy named Zhong Kui spray out his dentures.

"I made you laugh."

The other party was not angry, but immediately stood up with Zhong Kui's support, and patted the hem of his palace dress slightly: "Although you can spy on the past and predict the future, in many cases, you will be negligent about the current situation. , whether it’s me or some great powers.”

"Since you have such supernatural powers, you must be clear about my reason for coming, right?"

Xu Shenxing frowned and said.

"I know why you have such a big prejudice against me." Bai Ze was not annoyed by Xu Shenxing's rude words, but continued to smile and said: "In a certain timeline, you once told me that your A friend who died as a fortune-teller once said to you that the future is unpredictable, because even a speck of dust flying in disorder will cause changes in the future direction. Can predict the general direction of the future' right?"

A slightly surprised expression appeared on Xu Shenxing's face. He hesitated for a moment, and then sighed: "Okay, I take back my bad words and admit that you have some skills... Maybe in a certain timeline, we have met before. .”

"In a sense, your friend is right. The future is not certain, but is being determined. Everything you see, hear, feel, and happen now will determine the true direction of the future. What I can foresee is only one of the countless directions, and the general direction of the entire future. However, as the future changes, everything I foresee will naturally change."

"I have seen the future where Chen Sheng and Wu Guang did not rebel, glimpsed the future where Gilgamesh took the elixir, witnessed the future where the overlord of Chu ruled the world, looked at the future where King Arthur was not betrayed, and gazed at the future Yue Fei welcomes back the future of the Second Emperor, once looked at the future where Attila was not poisoned and completely destroyed Europa, and once watched the future where Chongzhen revived Ming Dynasty... Even now, the future I see is still changing with each passing day. It changes tens of millions of times per second."

"Countless knowledge that I once knew, that I did not know, that has appeared, and that has never appeared before will be learned by me in the future between these Xumi, and then become part of my accumulation, although the development of human beings is only a few Thousands of years, but as far as I know, the thickness of civilization, even the part that is not repeated at all, has already exceeded millions of years after such a long accumulation, and the so-called omniscience of outsiders is actually nothing more than that.”

The all-knowing Bai Ze told Xu Shenxing everything about himself, as if he didn't know anything about exchanging shallow words and deep words.

Xu Shenxing, who didn't expect the other party to say this to him, scratched his face in embarrassment.

"I think..." He whispered a little at a loss, "It doesn't seem to have anything to do with me..."

"Perhaps it is true. Just think of it as an old woman who can't help nagging you because she has lived too long." Bai Ze smiled slightly: "It is precisely because I have carried the history of mankind that this is the case. Fall in love with these creatures that are insignificant to the gods."

"What exactly do you want to say?" Xu Shenxing half-understood her words, and felt that he seemed to understand something, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't say anything ugly.

"I only hope that if one day you can be liberated from that oath, please don't hate this world you once protected, that's all." Pointing at the pile of messy things: "The thing you want is in there. It's called the Kunlun Mirror, and it's a relic of an old friend of mine... Well, it's not right to say a relic, because if I think about it, it's still You can go back to the time when you chatted and drank with her. In short, with that treasure and the silver ring brought by that girl from another world, you can go to the world you want to go to."

Xu Shenxing looked in the direction pointed out by the other party, and sure enough, he vaguely saw a bronze mirror-like thing in the pile of spicy chickens.

He turned his head, and just about to say something to the other party, he found that Bai Ze had disappeared.

And all those valuable things that seemed unclear in the surrounding piles of spicy chickens disappeared, leaving only some worthless knockoffs (by the way, the ○ stick is still there)...

"It's really stingy." Xu Shenxing muttered in a low voice, and pointed to the pile of spicy chickens: "Jasmine, come on!"

So the little girl rushed over like the Labrador who received the order, and soon dug out a terracotta warrior from inside...

"No, no, that's not what we want, right?!"

"The landlord is so annoying, I'll look for it myself." Jasmine looked disgusted.

"..."

It's not that Xu Shenxing was lazy and had a cancer attack, but as a normal man, he really didn't want to run into a pile of garbage with hidden sticks to search for things.

This made him start to regret why he only brought one Jasmine with him this time.

In short, due to various reasons, he finally went to the stage to find out the Kunlun mirror.

During this process, Xu Shenxing learned two things.

First, besides pressing ○ sticks, there are also jumping ○ in that pile of spicy chickens. Please don’t ask Xu Shenxing why he knows...

Second, the sign with the ○ stick seems to be called Mr. Jiao, please don't ask Xu Shenxing what happened to know...