Just when Xu Shenxing and the others followed the master and servant, the surrounding scene seemed to be playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms 11. Suddenly, a drastic change occurred, from white snow to sunny, even the temperature changed from ha The harsh winter with white smoke coming out of breath has turned into summer when eggs can be fried on bluestone slabs on the ground.
"Fuck, what happened?!" Xiao Zhengyi was shocked.
"Don't make noise, be careful to be discovered by that girl. Isn't it normal for a few years to pass casually in the dream?"
Xu Shenxing, on the other hand, had the appearance of "rarely seen but more strange, I have seen this kind of thing a lot".
Even Jasmine looked calm, and was eating the senbei that she didn't know where to take out. To be honest, this girl's blond hair and blue eyes are incompatible with the ancient Chinese atmosphere around her, and it always gives people the feeling that a foreign crowd was mixed into the set when shooting a costume film.
I just don't know why the passers-by around me turn a blind eye to it.
In addition to the seasons, the land god loli has also grown a little bit, from the original young girl to a real loli, and Zhuo Xiangzhu (the former land god) who was walking in front of the land god has also changed from men's clothing to women's clothing , and the breasts have also become slightly larger.
At first, Xiao Zhengyi even thought that after the seasons changed, the pedestrians painted on the street were just backgrounds, but when he tried to talk to those NPCs, he found that they were actually able to communicate!
"It makes me wonder if we are in a dream now..."
After inquiring about the specific year and date, as well as various life details of the other party, Xiao Zhengyi finally came to such a conclusion from the other party's expression of "you are an idiot".
"Is this so strange?" Facing Xiao Zhengyi who had become a curious baby, Xu Shenxing could only continue to explain helplessly: "Gods are different from mortals, even if Zhuo... Jiang Jin's current land god Lolita sees She looks like a child, but she is also a person who has lived for thousands of years. She has more impressions in her mind and a deeper understanding of them. It is not too difficult to construct such a personality in a dream, right? "
"You just wanted to say the name of the land god, but found that you couldn't remember it, so you just fooled it, right!"
"Please don't cover up your weakness of knowledge by changing the subject."
"You really don't remember!"
"How is it possible?" Xu Shenxing turned his face away and said expressionlessly.
"Then what's her name?"
"Zhuo paste 2 ♂ L? 蟨袧猈 k揝."
"Garbled code hello!"
"Zhuo@#￥%*"
"I just don't remember it at all! Why don't you admit that you just don't remember it after everything has become like this!"
"I have a disease that kills embarrassment as soon as I admit it."
"Awkwardness!"
"Be careful, we are about to be discovered." At this time, Jasmine who was eating the senbei silently said suddenly, and then she took a big bite of the senbei, and then she seemed to remember something, slurred He added, "Say it."
Hearing what she said, Xiao Zhengyi immediately became nervous. He dragged Xu Shenxing and Jasmine into an alley by the side of the road, and immediately asked, "Is there anything wrong with being discovered?"
If this place is really the land god's dream, then once he finds out that these abnormalities exist, he might be rejected immediately by the other party.
Even though it's been a long time since I read novels and anime due to work, Xiao Zhengyi still remembers the saying "corrective power".
"Nothing will happen."
Jasmine chewed it for a while, swallowed the food in her mouth, and then replied: "At most, the mushrooms feel familiar."
"Then it's useless for us to be careful!"
Xiao Zhengyi felt that before Jiang Jin was destroyed, he might be killed by this pair of living treasures first.
"You know a basket." Xu Shenxing taught with earnestness on his face: "If we are not noticed by the other party, when we want to 'influence the plot' in the future, no matter when we appear on the stage, it will not be too abrupt. The other party has noticed, and when we appear, the other party will immediately become vigilant."
"Why are you so proficient?!"
"Humph… "
Xu Shenxing once again showed a look of "rare and strange, I have seen this kind of thing a lot", which made Xiao Zhengyi's teeth itch with hatred.
When a group of people were talking about cross talk, the master and servant in front suddenly turned into a shop.
Xiao Zhengyi and the others hurried over and found that it was actually a shop selling rouge and gouache.
"Do the gods also want to buy this kind of thing?" Xiao Zhengyi muttered to himself: "The former land god changed back into a female attire, does it mean that she has already told Zhuo Yunyi the secret that she is the land god? "
"Not only that, that person has also become an attendant of the land god, and it looks like a hundred years have passed."
Xu Shenxing affirmed Xiao Zhengyi's guess and corrected him.
"Eh? How did you see that?" Xiao Zhengyi asked in surprise.
"Because whoever has a talisman on his body needs mana to drive it." Xu Shenxing pouted in Zhuo Yunyi's direction.
Xiao Zhengyi looked intently, and sure enough, he saw the corner of the talisman protruding from the belt from the back and waist of the opponent. It seemed that the talisman was not inserted properly when it was inserted into the belt, and she did not notice it.
"Then how do you know that more than a hundred years have passed?" Xiao Zhengyi continued to ask in admiration.
"Look over there." Xu Shenxing pointed in a direction.
Xiao Zhengyi looked in the direction he pointed out. There was probably a big family in the middle, and there was a row of guards of honor at the door.
"What's there?"
"That is called the Yuan Zhan, and it is the ceremonial guard of some dignitaries in the Mongolian Dynasty. At the same time, the Mongolian Dynasty is also the only dynasty that uses this kind of thing. In addition, the Mongolian Dynasty lasted only about 90 years, and the early and late stages were in a period of war. Only the middle period It's relatively peaceful, and based on this, we can almost guess the current era."
Xu Shenxing explained the basis of his guess.
"...I might have met a fake old Xu." Xiao Zhengyi showed an expression of disbelief.
"Don't make trouble, I'm not stupid, I'm just too lazy to use my brain. Of course, this kind of reasoning that isn't too difficult can be done... It's my consistent code of conduct to leave things to people who are good at it."
Xu Shenxing waved his hand dismissively: "And I can only guess so many things, if it's changed to... hmph, that guy, maybe he can even guess the color of those two's obscene clothes... "
"Didn't women usually wear bellybands in ancient times?" Xiao Zhengyi asked stupidly.
"..."
Xu Shenxing and Jasmine showed expressions of "Isn't that the point?" very synchronously.
This made Xiao Zhengyi only raise his hand and surrender.
While chatting, the three of them also walked into the shop together.
After going inside, Xu Shenxing discovered that this store not only buys rouge and gouache, but also accessories such as gold step jade bracelets, and many of them look quite expensive.
And obviously this store has strong financial resources, the space in the store is not small, and there are many customers. If there are people coming and going, if you pay attention to keeping a little distance, you should not be noticed by those two people.
"Miss, look at this jade hairpin, it's so beautiful!"
Unlike the desperate and deserted little girl in "Winter", the little girl who has not yet become the land god looks much more lively and cheerful, and she is shouting at Zhuo Xiangzhu at the counter.
Xu Shenxing looked in the girl's direction, and he saw a very beautiful jade hairpin.
In the past, when Xu Shenxing watched TV, he always didn't like jade products. There was no other reason, but he just thought it was ugly.
But that jade hairpin is completely different. Just displaying it on the counter gives people a sense of spiritual radiance. From a visual point of view, it can be regarded as beautiful.
"Indeed, as an ordinary product, it is already remarkable that the material and carving can achieve this level."
Zhuo Xiangzhu, who originally entered the store just for fun, couldn't help but nodded in agreement with his maid, it was a kind of pleasure to be able to find such a gem in the mortal world.
But when she was about to buy it with money, the boss shook her head and told her that this jade hairpin was not in the store yet.
A few days ago, a scholar's mother was seriously ill. The scholar had no money at hand, and he didn't have much time to borrow money from his best friends. So he pawned the family jade hairpin and exchanged some money for emergency , but it is not death, but life, as long as the scholar can bring the ransom today, this hairpin has to be returned to him.
Hearing what the boss said, although Zhuo Xiangzhu felt a little pity, he didn't say much. After all, it's just an ordinary product, and it's not worth letting her use supernatural powers.
At this time, Xu Shenxing raised his head as if he had sensed something, and found a bookish-looking man not far away who was carrying something in his arms, walking towards this side with an excited smile on his face.
But when they were about to arrive here, several Mongolian soldiers suddenly ran across the road on horseback, and one of them even knocked the man down.
The man whose leg was scratched fell to the ground unexpectedly, and the silver ingots he was carrying in his arms also fell out and rolled to the side.
Seeing this, Meng Bing on horseback immediately turned his horse's head, ignored the scholar's yelling, and snatched the money, beat the scholar along the way, and snatched away the few silver ingots and money bags left in the scholar's arms.
"Old Xu, why are you stopping me?!" Xiao Zhengyi, who was filled with righteous indignation and wanted to help, was held back by Xu Shenxing, and he asked Xu Shenxing dissatisfied.
"What do you want to do? Beat up those Mongolian soldiers, then get the money back, and then let the 'plot' fail to develop, can we just wander in this dream?"
Xu Shenxing's words calmed down Xiao Zhengyi, but as a policeman, he still felt very angry.
The devastated scholar dragged his injured leg and knelt in front of the store, crying loudly. Those who heard the cry were sad and those who saw him wept. He felt that he had lost his family heirloom and had no face to go home.
Just when everyone was still concerned about what happened to the scholar, the scholar suddenly wiped his tears, and before everyone could react, he slammed into the plaque erected at the door of the store, apparently trying to kill him In front of the store!
Xu Shenxing had already noticed the death will that appeared in the other party's body at that moment, and when the other party ran towards the plaque, he patted Jasmine's little head lightly.
The little girl understood and made the air around the plaque as soft as cotton. Although it couldn't be too obvious because it couldn't attract the attention of others, it could at least ensure that the other party would not be killed, at most it would only hit a bag.
But unexpectedly, at almost the same moment, another person acted.
I don't know when Zhuo Xiangzhu appeared at the door of the store with a knife in his hand... Oh, no, he lifted his slender legs and kicked the scholar to the ground. Immediately, the scholar's head hit the ground and his head was bleeding. .
"Ahem..." Although it was indeed miserable, Xu Shenxing almost couldn't help laughing.
What the hell is saving someone but making the other party hurt even more.
"Why do you want to save me?" The scholar didn't care that his head was bleeding and the blood was still bubbling from his forehead, he just said angrily: "I'm just an unfilial son who lost even his family treasure! Is this kind of person not even qualified to die?"
"No, I just don't like people dying in front of me." Zhuo Xiangzhu flicked his long hair, this action made Xu Shenxing feel that the advertisement sound of "Floating ○, that's so confident" sounded in his ears: "And more than If you die, you will have hope if you live.”
"Listen, how domineering this line is," Xiao Zhengyi said in a low voice, "If I didn't know that this was the land god's dream, I would have almost regarded her as the main character."
"Mary Sue."
Jasmine also muttered softly.
Xu Shenxing thought about it carefully: the identity is mysterious, the beauty is like a flower, the strength is powerful, and the wealth is invincible... Yes, this is indeed a setting of Mary Su!
"But I..." However, people in this era obviously have not experienced the slander, and the scholar was suddenly dumbfounded: "I have no hope."
"I hope there will always be, and evil people will naturally have evil consequences." Zhuo Xiangzhu naturally didn't know that Xu Shenxing and the others were slandering him, but he just glanced in the direction where the Mongolian soldiers left, with a sarcasm on the corner of his mouth She smiled, and then she snapped her fingers, and continued: "Since it's only troubled by yellow and white things, there will always be a solution... Xiaoyi."
"Yes, miss!"
The land god Loli immediately took out a gold ingot from her bosom very sensiblely and handed it to Zhuo Xiangzhu.
The latter handed it over to the scholar: "These are temporarily loaned to you, and you can just return them to me when you get rich."
"Thank you for your kindness, please leave your name, so that I can repay you in the future!" The scholar did not avoid suspicion, took the gold ingot, and made a big bow to the girl.
"Zhuo Xiangzhu, my name is Zhuo Xiangzhu." The girl also left her name.
The scholar nodded, then limped towards the shop with his injured leg.
At this time, Zhuo Xiangzhu stopped him.
"What else is there for the girl?" The scholar asked strangely.
"Oh, you..." Zhuo Xiangzhu sighed, then took out a silk scarf from his arms, and wrapped the wound on the other's head: "Obviously injured, why don't you care about it? Parents who suffer from hair and skin, isn’t your behavior a kind of unfilial piety?”
"..."
The scholar who had never been so close to the opposite sex was stunned, his head was muddled, and he didn't know how to answer the girl's question, but his face turned red. Unfortunately, because of the excessive bleeding on his head, he might be a little bit lacking. Blood, coupled with objective reasons, cannot be described as "about to bleed" - because he is really bleeding.
After silently saying "see no evil" a few times, the girl finally left his side. While the scholar was relieved, he also felt an inexplicable loss in his heart.
After he redeemed the family heirloom, he gritted his teeth, stopped and was about to leave Zhuo Xiangzhu.
"What's the matter, scholar? There is no bleeding on my head." The girl said with a smile.
"This one, let's put it on your side first. Because it was redeemed with your money." The scholar handed the jade hairpin to the girl: "One day, I will be prosperous, and then I will take 'her' with dignity. go home!"
Zhuo Xiangzhu looked at the scholar, and found that the other person's face was full of seriousness, and the look of hope was shining in the black eyes, and he couldn't help showing a gentle expression.
Sure enough, humans are interesting.
So she took the hairpin that the scholar handed her, and smiled brightly.
"Alright, then I'll wait for you, scholar~"