"I think we went to the wrong set." Xiao Zhengyi hesitated for a moment, then whispered: "No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with the current land god. It's basically just talking about the previous land god? Could it be that Jasmine is alone? Hand slippery, have you thrown us into the wrong dreamland?"
Even Xu Shenxing was a little confused by what he said: According to Jasmine's usual cheating style, to be honest, this is not impossible...
"Excuse me." Jasmine, who was eating candied haws, stopped eating like a hamster, and looked at Xiao Zhengyi with puffy cheeks: "Say it."
"Haven't you given up on that 'saying' language addiction? You have obviously forgotten to say it so many times."
Xu Shenxing followed suit.
"Wo won't make such low-level mistakes." Jasmine pretended not to hear his complaints, and continued: "Say it."
When the three of them hid in a corner and secretly discussed what to do next, the seasons changed again.
The weather gradually cooled down.
Just like the fast-forward commonly used in popular science programs, the leaves of the maple trees on the roadside suddenly turned fiery red, looking from a distance like a ball of flames, swaying in the autumn wind.
But other than that, the surrounding scenery didn't change much. From this one can be sure that time, at least in terms of years, has not passed much.
"Wait, what about those two people?" Xiao Zhengyi, who used to be a criminal police officer and tracked down criminals, immediately realized that they seemed to have lost their target.
"You can't expect them to be still there after a year. I think it might be back to the land shrine."
Xu Shenxing guessed: "The reason why such a thing did not happen in the previous change is probably because they happened to pass by the original place again after more than a hundred years."
"Oh." Jasmine, whose mouth was full of candied haws, also made an unintelligible sound, and Xu Shenxing felt that she should be agreeing with his guess.
"That is to say, we have to determine where the back mountain of Jiangjin University is..."
Xiao Zhengyi said helplessly.
Because the ancient Jiangjin County is different from the modern Jiangjin County. Not only does it occupy a much smaller area, but even the streets are very different. The places in the modern Jiangjin City may still be in the woods or ravines in this era...
To be honest, it is really not easy to find the address of Jiangjin University in this day and age.
"No, the land shrine in this era is also different from the modern one." Xu Shenxing shook his head.
Hearing what he said, Xiao Zhengyi came back to his senses, remembering that in the cannibal case not long ago, the land god Lori seemed to have said this.
"That is to say..."
He looked at Xu Shenxing uncertainly.
"It's enough to find the abandoned hotel... or the earth temple of this era." Xu Shenxing nodded and replied.
Only then did Xiao Zhengyi show a clear expression: Although it is difficult to find the Earth Temple in a county town, at least he has a clue, and if he thinks about it carefully, he can actually ask passers-by for directions.
"Also, regarding asking passers-by for directions, I think it's better not to do it as much as possible." At this time, Xu Shenxing suddenly added.
"Why?"
Xiao Zhengyi, who originally thought that he had already secured the victory, immediately asked dissatisfied.
"Because this is the land god's dream, although at first glance it seems to have nothing to do with it, but in fact everything is connected with the land god's mind. It may be okay to ask passers-by some irrelevant questions, but once you ask" Where is the Earth Temple?" Questions such as 'Who is the Earth God' are likely to attract the attention of the other party and subconsciously exclude us."
Xu Shenxing continued to explain.
"In this way, can't we just search slowly and inefficiently..." Hearing this, Xiao Zhengyi has no choice.
After all, it was the first time for him to enter someone else's dream (to be honest, Xiao Zhengyi still has some doubts about whether this is someone else's dream), and it is better to listen to the words of Xu Shenxing, who seems to be an expert.
Anyway, I can't beat him...
At this time, Jasmine tugged at the corner of Xu Shenxing's clothes.
"What's the matter? You can't rub the sugar on my clothes?" Xu Shenxing turned around and asked curiously.
"Oh." Jasmine continued to make an inexplicable sound.
"What? What's coming?" So Xu Shenxing looked in the direction Jasmine said.
"Oh."
"Or someone different from the ordinary people in this dream?" Xu Shenxing became even more curious.
"How did you guys communicate..." Xiao Zhengyi continued to complain.
"Rely on love!" Xu Shenxing gave him a thumbs up.
"..."
Xiao Zhengyi didn't even have the strength to complain.
While the three of them were still talking, something came over from the other side of the street.
"It's the guard of honor! I saw it on TV..." Xiao Zhengyi whispered without respect: "It must be some high-ranking official."
At the same time, many officers and soldiers have come here. They will drive away irrelevant people on the road and maintain the basic order on the street, which is called the clean way.
Then came the roll call eunuchs and people beating gongs and drums and throwing colorful flowers. These happy-looking guys were called Xuan Yi.
It can be known from the eunuch who rolled the name that the team that looked like a float parade this time is indeed a guard of honor, and it is also the guard of honor of the number one scholar in this dynasty.
After Jing Dao and Xuan Yi passed by, the one who rode the tall horse all the way forward was the number one scholar.
But when Xu Shenxing and Xiao Zhengyi saw each other, they couldn't help being surprised—although their faces had matured a lot, there was no doubt that it was the scholar who was bleeding in front of the rouge shop!
"The world is really impermanent..."
After holding back for a long time, Xiao Zhengyi finally held back a few words.
Xu Shenxing frowned.
He remembered the story Qin Xingyan told him about the former land god that he had found from ancient books.
No matter how you look at it, the scholar who won the first prize is very likely to be the one who abandoned the former land god in the ancient books.
In this way, could it be that Zhuo Yunyi's (the current land god)'s knot in his heart is that he failed to prevent the former land god from falling in love with this scholar, leading to a tragic end
As soon as he told Xiao Zhengyi about his guess, Xiao Zhengyi would be overjoyed immediately.
When Qin Xingyan was telling this story, Mr. Police was also in Sakura's apartment, so she knew something about the cause and effect.
"I just asked the passers-by next to me, and they said that the champion's first stop was to go to the Earth Temple to fulfill his vow... Do you think this is just a coincidence?"
Just when Xu Shenxing was in a daze, Xiao Zhengyi seemed to have gotten along with the surrounding NPCs and obtained quite a lot of information.
"It's really worthy of being a police assistant..." Xu Shenxing couldn't help sighing.
"Is it the criminal police?"
Xiao Zhengyi corrected angrily.
"Although I'm not sure, but it's very likely that they have secretly communicated with the song." Xu Shenxing pondered for a moment: "No matter what, this is our chance to follow him to find the Earth Temple."
So the three of them quietly followed the champion guard of honor, and followed them to the Earth Temple.
In order not to make the officers and soldiers of Jingdao feel suspicious, they even deliberately chose to walk in small alleys with few people.
After following for a while like this, when he was about to reach the Earth Temple, Xu Shenxing's eyes suddenly froze, and he stretched out his hand and directly pushed down the head of Xiao Zhengyi beside him, causing the latter to bend down involuntarily.
Almost at the same moment, a small black figure behind them kicked over with a kick, but it was just right because of Xu Shenxing's action that the kick hit the empty space.
"Fuck, what happened?!"
Xiao Zhengyi naturally felt something flying over his head, and couldn't help but exclaimed.
Based on the strength of the flying thing, if Xu Shenxing hadn't pressed him, his brain would have exploded like a watermelon.
But when he saw the true face of the thing, he couldn't help being stunned.
The other party is none other than the purpose of their trip, Jiang Jin's current land god Lori.
Suddenly, there was a silence among the four.
In the end, Xu Shenxing spoke first.
"I don't know why this lady attacked us?"
It seems that Lao Xu is planning to pretend that he doesn't know each other. Xiao Zhengyi thought in his heart.
"This should be someone asking you, right?"
There was no sense of relaxation on the girl's face, and the expression was still tense: "If I remember correctly, this should be the third time we have met."
"..."
Xu Shenxing has no interface.
Even though he was careful not to expose it, was he still discovered by the other party
But there is no way to do this, after all, the costumes of the three of them are too different from people of this era, so it is normal to notice.
"But even so, it's too much to use this kind of force that can kill people as soon as you come up!"
Xiao Zhengyi, who almost turned into a watermelon, said angrily.
"It may be so for ordinary people..." Loli, the land god, did not deny this point.
"I'm just an ordinary person!" Xiao Zhengyi continued to say dissatisfied.
"Then may I ask, Mr. Ordinary Man, how did you manage to keep your appearance unchanged for a hundred years?"
But Zhuo Yunyi's words directly made Xiao Zhengyi hold back his complaints.
Although in essence, Xiao Zhengyi is indeed just an ordinary person, at most, because of the protection of Lao Xu, he has bathed in a lot of spiritual energy, making his body stronger and more resistant to weeds than ordinary people.
It only took half a day to come to this dreamland, and the most part of the time was spent following the No. 1 Scholar. Of course, it is impossible for his appearance to change a little bit.
But for Zhuo Yunyi, this reason does not make sense, because in the girl's worldview, it has been hundreds of years since she first met the three of them...
"In this way, it is basically considered a failure, right?" Xiao Zhengyi asked Xu Shenxing in a low voice.
"No, plan B should be implemented at this time!"
Xu Shenxing smiled slightly, confident: "Don't worry, I'm super good at plan B."
"When did you make plan B?"
"A minute ago."
"... Then let me ask, what is plan B?"
"In short, beat the opponent and explain!"
"I knew it!"
Zhuo Yunyi probably mistook Xiao Zhengyi's mournful cries as a sign of an attack. The little girl jumped onto the wall next to the alley and looked down at them.
"I don't know what is the purpose of you spying on Lord Land God repeatedly, but no matter what you want to do, everything ends here!"
As soon as the words fell, she clasped her hands together and gave a loud shout.
In an instant, Xu Shenxing and the others felt that their feet were empty, and the three of them fell directly into the big pit that appeared on the ground at an unknown time!
But Xu Shenxing didn't panic at all, he held Xiao Zhengyi with one hand and Jasmine with the other.
"Jasmine, let's go!"
"Oh!"
Jasmine also raised her hands high, making a gesture of "the nest is about to fly".
The next moment, the three of them were buried alive by the overwhelming mud.
Zhuo Yunyi, who was standing on the wall, was relieved.
"Although I don't know what kind of monsters you are, I will never let you hurt a hair of the eldest lady."
She turned around and was about to leave here when the ground trembled slightly.
…
Zhuo Xiangzhu felt a little bored sitting in the earth temple.
Jiangjin is a very peaceful place, there are almost no monsters coming to make trouble.
The work of the land god has already been completed.
Even Xiaoyi didn't know where she went, there wasn't even a single speaker in the huge land shrine...
God of the Land @不总恐态.
At this moment, a bell in the room suddenly shook, making a crisp and pleasant sound.
The other end of the bell is tied to the human world, which is the contact method Zhuo Xiangzhu left for the scholar.
After getting acquainted outside the rouge shop, she met the scholar a few more times, because she admired the other person's personality, so she left the other party with the method of how to contact her.
But if I remember correctly, the scholar should have already gone to Beijing to rush for the exam.
No matter what, Zhuo Xiangzhu still planned to go up and have a look.
So she transformed into an ordinary human woman, and then left the Earth Temple and directly entered the Earth Temple in the human world. In order to prevent being seen by ordinary people, she entered from the backyard.
After entering the temple, they only saw a young man in an official robe kneeling and praying in front of his idol.
By the way, although the statue is indeed Zhuo Xiangzhu's, and all the incense enjoyed by the statue is fed back to Zhuo Xiangzhu, but in a sense, this statue can be regarded as a human mason who has given full play to this era. A work of human imagination, it looks big and thick, with a green face and fangs, and looks like a mountain king...
"Scholar?" The girl called softly.
The young man on the futon raised his head, saw the girl, and couldn't help showing a smile.
"Girl, I've come back as promised." His smile was as sincere and simple as ever.
"This dress... have you won the exam?"
The girl was a little surprised, she didn't expect this stupid guy to be able to go to high school.
"Well, I'm still the champion of this year." The scholar nodded foolishly.
"Then congratulations. I've heard the allusion about catching a son-in-law under the list. Could it be that no high-ranking official came to catch you, a promising new top scholar, as a son-in-law?"
The girl who was not very good at this kind of thing searched her brains to find a topic to congratulate the other party.
"Well, thanks to the respect of the elders, they did do so, but they were all rejected by me."
The scholar continued to smile foolishly: "I told them, I already have a sweetheart."
"Oh? Which girl is so lucky?"
The girl asked casually.
But the scholar just scratched the back of his head embarrassingly, and didn't answer.
Zhuo Xiangzhu only thought that the other party was embarrassed to tell her about this outsider, and didn't ask.
"By the way, that jade hairpin..."
The scholar said as if he remembered something.
"Don't worry, I'll keep it for you." Zhuo Xiangzhu pretended to take it out of his arms, but in fact, he transferred the hairpin directly to his hand through magic, and then stretched out his hand towards the scholar: "Here, As I said at the beginning, I will return it to you."
But the scholar shook his head and didn't answer.
Zhuo Xiangzhu noticed that the smile on the other party's face had also disappeared.
What's wrong? Did what he just said made him angry
For a moment, the girl was at a loss.
"When Xia was young, Xia's mother said that this jade hairpin is a family heirloom of our family, and I can only wear it to her when I find a wife."
"... Huh?" Zhuo Xiangzhu blinked his eyes, feeling even more confused.
"What I said before I went down was, 'One day, I will get rich, and then I will bring "her" home in a dignified manner! '" The expression on his face became extremely serious: "And she does not refer to the jade hairpin, but the person holding the jade hairpin. "
"... Huh huh?!"
Zhuo Xiangzhu felt his face became hot all of a sudden, and his ears were even terribly hot.
What is this human being talking about? I was confessed? He likes me? How can he like me? I am the god of the earth...
As the land god of Jiangjin, Zhuo Xiangzhu has always regarded all the creatures on this land as his children, so he would occasionally help the people of Jiangjin.
Until today, she never thought that she would be liked by her "child". Even though she had lived for thousands of years, her mind became chaotic without any knowledge in this area.
"Wait, wait a minute! We've only met a few times!"
"No, from the very beginning, your kindness has already attracted me deeply!"
"Did you actually stare at me from the first time?!"
"I didn't repeat it. From that time on, I have already decided! To become a person worthy of the girl, and then propose to the girl in a dignified way!"
"He actually admitted it!"
Seeing the other party getting closer and closer, Zhuo Xiangzhu felt a little dizzy, neither moving nor escaping, there was a feeling of a dilemma, if it was a manga, her eyes would probably have turned into mosquito-repellent eyes by now Bar.
However, at this moment, the ground suddenly shook violently.
"Ah, there's an earthquake! I'm going to check the situation!"
The girl's eyes lit up, and she quickly ran out of the Earth Temple like a frightened rabbit...
…
At this time, the alley before had become a mess.
The ground seemed to be completely turned upside down, and the bluestone bricks that were originally paved on the road were also scattered in the floating soil one by one.
And in the middle of the alley, there is a well-sized, bottomless pothole.
"Hmph, since it fell into the hands of you monsters, I've made up my mind, let's kill him!"
The land god Loli, who was still standing on the wall domineeringly, is now lying on the ground miserably.
"Jie Jie Jie, how could I be willing to kill such a beautiful little girl!"
Xu Shenxing said with a sly smile.
"Hey, you are already the face of a villain!" Xiao Zhengyi, who was literally disheartened, complained with embarrassment: "If I didn't guess that no one could beat you in this dream, say Maybe after a while, there will be a hero who will save the beauty and the real protagonist will appear... "
"Jasmine, help me stick her ass up!"
Xu Shenxing didn't care about Xiao Zhengyi's complaints, but gave instructions to Jasmine, who was spitting the dirt out of her mouth.
"Oh~" Jasmine raised her small hand and responded.
"Wait, what do you monster want to do?!"
Loli, the land god, immediately panicked when she heard the words, twisted her body like a salted fish and struggled, but no matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't escape Jasmine and Xu Shenxing's imprisonment.
The look of the two loli twisting together is quite pleasing to the eye.
In addition, everyone may feel that it is more interesting to hold a kitten or puppy that moves occasionally than a motionless doll.
Based on this principle, the struggle of the land god Lolita not only had no effect, but made Xu Shenxing even more excited.
"Jie Jie Jie, it's useless, no one will come to save you even if you scream to break your throat!"
"No, no, wait for me!" Xiao Zhengyi yelled: "Having a [beep] relationship with a little girl under the age of fourteen, whether the other party is willing or not, is considered rape! I can't just sit back and watch my friends Become a rapist!"
"Strong your head! I just want to spank her, where are you thinking?"
Xu Shenxing looked at Xiao Zhengyi with disdain.
"Hey, dirty." Jasmine, who didn't know when she ran to Xu Shenxing's side, stared at Xiao Zhengyi with a disgusted expression with a synchronization rate of 400%: "Say it."
"Damn it! I was teased again!" Xiao Zhengyi immediately OTZed.
But there was one more unlucky than the others.
"Wait, spanking is absolutely not allowed! Stop quickly, otherwise the eldest lady will definitely teach you a severe lesson!"
"Don't worry." Xu Shenxing comforted him.
"Hmph, it's good to know you're afraid..."
"I will control the strength until you can still sit on the chair after the fight."
said our hero with a pleasing face.
"Hey hey hey!"