After running out of the Earth Temple and calming down for a while, Zhuo Xiangzhu's brain finally started to function again.
Although the mortal scholar's sudden proposal to her had a great impact on her, Zhuo Xiangzhu's way of thinking is still based on the responsibility of the land god, so she quickly focused on the weird earthquake just now superior.
It has been thousands of years to become the land god here in Jiangjin. Before that, there had never been an earthquake in Jiangjin, and the earthquake itself is also one of the responsibilities of the land god. If there is an earthquake, the Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces The old city god should have informed himself.
Since naturally occurring earthquakes have been ruled out, it is obvious that only acquired earthquakes are possible.
There are not too powerful monsters around Jiang Jin, except for Zhuo Xiangzhu himself and the mountain god on the mountain to the north, the only one who can attract the earth elephant with his own power is his little maid.
"Speaking of which, Xiaoyi seems to have disappeared since just now, where did that girl go..."
Zhuo Xiangzhu showed a worried look on his face: After all, my little maid has always been very well-behaved and sensible. If she really attracted the phenomenon this time, it is very likely that she encountered a situation where she had to do so, and this situation is probably not a big deal. good thing.
Thinking of this, the girl looked around and saw that there was no one around, so she simply fled towards the place where the earthquake happened.
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Although he said that he wanted to beat up the land god Lori, Xu Shenxing still didn't do it after all, he just frightened the other party.
After all, we are also friends in reality, and if we do this kind of thing, wouldn't it be embarrassing to meet in the future...
So he simply held the girl by the back and said to her: "Forget it, I'm not the kind of person who likes to bully children. But since you are the maid of the Earth God, it should be clear how to get to the Earth God Shrine." ?”
The language of the Celestial Dynasty is extensive and profound, and if the same sentence is understood in different directions, ambiguity will easily arise.
This is the case now.
What Xu Shenxing asked was simply to let the girl tell him which direction to go to find the land shrine, but to the land god Lolita, it was like asking her how to bypass the boundary between man and god and enter the land shrine. In the temple.
As the pseudo-divine kingdom of the land god, the land shrine is the strongest fortress and battlefield of the land god, and it is also the most fragile home and weakness.
If a monster with ulterior motives can take advantage of the land god's unpreparedness and sneak into the land shrine, let alone stealing the unique things of other gods, just ingesting and tampering with the spiritual veins is enough to cause turmoil in a place.
"Bah, people won't tell you!"
The land god Loli replied rather stiffly.
"Then I can only use a slightly crueler method..."
Xu Shenxing smiled coldly: "Jasmine, prepare the brushes and brushes!"
"Oh!" Jasmine enthusiastically responded to Xu Shenxing's call.
"Well, what are you going to do?" Xiao Zhengyi asked curiously, raising his hand.
"Nonsense, of course it's a tickle."
While speaking, Xu Shenxing had already taken off the other party's shoes, pinched the girl's ankle with one hand, and used Jasmine's brush that Jasmine conjured up from nowhere to gently scratch the other party's soles.
Immediately the girl couldn't bear it any longer and laughed wildly. At the same time, her other free leg kept kicking Xu Shenxing, but because she was a little out of breath from laughing, the force of kicking was not strong, and Xu Shenxing couldn't even forcibly deduct blood. On the contrary, the girl felt a dull pain as if she was being kicked on a steel plate.
Hearing the girl's breathless laughter, Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but shook his head, and cursed secretly: "Pervert!"
"Hehe, you still haven't recruited yet, Jasmine is here to help."
Xu Shenxing seemed to be enjoying it, and even asked Jasmine to tickle it together.
After Jasmine participated in the battle, the land god Lolita laughed even louder, and she even burst into tears—if it wasn’t because she became a servant of the gods and her physical fitness was far stronger than ordinary people, maybe she would have died now. Passed out from lack of oxygen...
Seeing the girl's miserable state, Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but shook his head again, and added another sentence in his heart: "Beast!"
Xu Shenxing naturally didn't know that someone was slandering him in his heart.
The torture lasted about five minutes.
Even though her physique was much stronger than that of ordinary people, in the end she couldn't breathe from laughing so hard that the land god Lori passed out...
"Ah, I accidentally overplayed it..."
Xu Shenxing went over to check the girl's state, and found that she had really lost consciousness, so he couldn't help but reflect without regret.
Just at this time, the ground rippled like the surface of water, and immediately a figure suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
The person who came was Zhuo Xiangzhu, the former land god.
And after she arrived here, the first sight she saw when she opened her eyes was Zhuo Yunyi, whose clothes were disheveled and whose forehead was still covered with fine sweat, and Zhuo Yunyi who was lying on the bed Xu Shenxing on the girl.
"You, you bastard, how could you do such a thing!"
Immediately, she filled her mind with 200,000 characters of the plot of her little maid being captured by a monster, resisting fruitlessly and being ravaged, and yelled at Xu Shenxing, who was the "culprit" (in a sense, right) : "Xiaoyi is just a child!"
"Uh, I think people can only understand each other through calm communication..."
Xu Shenxing tried to explain, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted coldly by the other party.
"I'm sorry, a stranger." She stared at Xu Shenxing, although her face was expressionless, but anyone could feel that the anger hidden under the calm was about to burst out: "I am a god."
Xu Shenxing was speechless for a while, and then spread his hands as if giving up on himself: "So there is nothing to talk about?"
The girl proved this with her own actions. As soon as she reached out to Xu Shenxing and the others, the whole ground seemed to come alive.
The ground where Xu Shenxing and the others were located was like the giant mouth of some kind of creature. It opened suddenly, and something like a tongue protruded from it, rolling them down.
Accompanied by Xiao Zhengyi's screams of "Damn it? Here we go again!", after they fell, the giant mouth of the earth closed again.
"Because of the rules of heaven, I will not kill you immediately, but after the heavens find out your true nature, I will punish you according to the rules of heaven."
The girl snorted coldly, raised her hand, and the flowing clouds flying sleeves like sunset clouds rolled up Zhuo Yunyi who was unconscious on the ground, then she turned around and planned to leave just like that.
But the next moment, the voice of the man who should have disappeared came from behind her.
"I didn't want to get into the 'plot' so quickly, but now I can't take care of it so much... Lord God of the Land, I just want to ask you something, I wonder if you have time to have a cup of tea with me? "