"Xiangzhu, I have been waiting for you for a thousand years, and I have neither married a concubine nor drank flower wine and hunted wild food. Why haven't you made up your mind to marry me?"
As soon as Zhuo Xiangzhu came back, the Lishui Dragon King threw Xu Shenxing aside, and surrounded his goddess like an animal in estrus to woo desperately.
"Ao Li, as I said before, the engagement or something was only made by my father and Dragon King Ao Guang while I was away, I will not admit to that kind of thing!"
Zhuo Xiangzhu explained with some annoyance.
However, as in the past, Lishui Dragon King did not retreat because of this, but still stalked over: "If you don't obey your parents' orders and the matchmaker's words, what else can you listen to when you are engaged? Is it possible to be free love? Where are you unhappy? I'll eat it for you! Authentic Longxu noodles!"
"Eh? Does the Land God have parents?" Xu Shenxing interrupted and asked in surprise.
"Nonsense, of course she has, otherwise, is it possible that she jumped out of the stone like a monkey? Don't interfere in matters between Gods!"
Before Zhuo Xiangzhu could answer, Lishui Dragon King spoke first, and gave Xu Shenxing a threatening look, telling him not to speak casually.
"Speaking of which, you are actually the son of the dragon that was blown up by the monkey!"
So Xu Shenxing brought the topic to Lishui Dragon King as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Blow it up! My dad didn't get blown up by the monkey, it's just that he has a kind heart, so he donated a piece of scrap iron to the monkey, okay?"
Lishui Dragon King roared at Xu Shenxing cheekily.
"Then your brother was beaten up by Nezha, right?" Xu Shenxing saw that there was still something to be done, so he continued to tease the other party.
In fact, he has already thought about what he said. In fact, Ao Bing was not only beaten up by Nezha, but also made into a meat X by someone, okay...
"Presumptuous! This mortal is so disgusting! Come on, give me a fork!"
The blue veins on Lishui Dragon King's forehead twitched, it seemed that he was out of breath.
He yelled loudly, and a gust of seawater spewed out from the ground, out of which came more than a dozen shrimp soldiers and crab generals wearing armor and holding weapons, and surrounded Xu Shenxing.
"Well done, I want to hit ten!"
Xu Shenxing was overjoyed to see Lie Xin, clapped his hands together, said "Ah Da", and made a nondescript Huang Feihong's signature pose.
"Ao Li! This is my land shrine, not your Lishuilong Palace!"
But at this moment, Zhuo Xiang raised his brows upside down, and with a move with his right hand, he saw a huge clay figurine descending from the sky, and after crashing to the ground, it turned into a huge slime-like thing. , and then the ball of clay became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared with a "boo".
Although he looked quite handsome, under Jasmine's reminder, Xu Shenxing found that the flow of the other party's spiritual power seemed to have become jerky. Originally, he could use more ingenious spells to throw those shrimp soldiers and crab generals back into the water, but now he had to use this Way to go to war...
Sure enough, the influence of Tianru is becoming more and more severe? If it continues like this, maybe it will really form a punishment from heaven in the end.
Ao Li didn't know about this, so he simply took the girl's behavior as the result of her anger, so the expression on the Lishui Dragon King's face became even more distorted.
"Xiangzhu, you actually confronted me for a mere mortal?"
He grinned loudly, but that kind of smile that showed the terrifying canine teeth that humans will never have is obviously not a kind smile: "But if I want to touch this mortal, it depends on whether you will do it for him and me." Do it!"
As soon as the words fell, he twisted his body, and his whole body turned into an oriental dragon, soaring into the sky, opened his huge mouth and bit Xu Shenxing on the head!
Xu Shenxing's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: It's finally time for me to make money!
Immediately, he clenched his fist with his right hand, waiting for the opponent to get closer to the most comfortable distance for punching...
However, at this moment, countless huge clay chains bound Ao Li heavily, dragged him directly to the ground, and tied him tightly.
"Since Mr. Xu lives in the Land Shrine, he is my guest. If you don't like Ao Li, go back to your Lishui!"
Zhuo Xiangzhu, who was not frightened by Lishui Dragon King at all, said sharply.
"Xiangzhu, you actually did this kind of thing! This is like turning your elbows out! I'm so angry!"
Lishui Dragon King writhed desperately on the ground like a bean worm, and at the same time yelled miserably as if someone had been NTRed... Uh, there seems to be nothing wrong.
And Xu Shenxing on the side also made an OTZ action, feeling extremely resentful in his heart.
Why the hell can't you honestly let me punch you? I can blow up this level of scum with one punch!
Jasmine patted Xu Shenxing's head sensiblely to comfort him. On the other hand, Xiao Zhengyi laughed secretly to the point that he was about to hurt himself.
In the end, the Lishui Dragon King changed into an adult again, and escaped from the chains of the earth, but at this time his body was covered with mud, and he looked a little embarrassed.
"Okay, wait for me, you coward who hides behind a woman, and don't come out of the land shrine for the rest of your life!"
After throwing an iconic villain's words to Xu Shenxing, Lishui Dragon King turned into a rainbow and flew out of the land shrine.
Xu Shenxing smacked his lips, and then he came back to the memory... Does the funny guy of love regard himself as a rival in love? !
Immediately, he felt as if he had been shot while lying down.
"Sorry, Mr. Xu." Zhuo Xiangzhu obviously understood this too, so he could only apologize to Xu Shenxing with a wry smile.
Xu Shenxing pretended not to hear and did not answer the other party. He just picked up Jasmine who was still eating peaches and left the living room.
Obviously, the other party, knowing that there was a misunderstanding, did not explain it clearly to Lishui Dragon King, because they wanted to use Xu Shenxing as a shield to prevent the real mortal scholar from being troubled by Lishui Dragon King.
Although Xu Shenxing can understand the reason for the other party's behavior, it does not mean that he is willing to blame the other party's lover.
"Hey, Missy is talking to you! Why are you acting like a stinky fart!"
Lolita, the land god of later generations who couldn't remember it, ran to Xu Shenxing's side and protested, waving her small fists.
"Xiao Yi, don't be rude, this time it's really my fault."
She wanted to continue thinking about Xu Shenxing's side, but she was stopped by the land god girl, which made Zhuo Yunyi tilt her head in doubt, but in the end she still couldn't figure out the situation.
…
On this day, just as Xu Shenxing walked out of the Earth Shrine, a man wearing a Monkey King mask jumped out from a blind spot.
"Aha, I finally waited for you to be so timid... vomit!"
It's just that before he could finish his excited words, he was punched in the stomach by Xu Shenxing, and he could only clutch his stomach and knelt down on the ground, killing more than half of his life.
"Huh, I'm so happy, do you have anything else to say?"
Only then did Xu Shenxing refreshedly wipe his forehead that was not sweating at all, put on a refreshed expression, and asked the other party kindly.
"What the hell are you... hiss... who are you?"
Obviously, even if Xu Shenxing restrained most of his strength with this punch, it still caused the funny man who jumped out suddenly to suffer a lot... This is because the dragon's physical strength is far superior to that of a human.
At the same time, this action naturally made the other party understand that Xu Shenxing did not seem to be an "ordinary mortal" as he thought.
So he asked while gasping for air.
"What must be said... a quarter of the Valkyrie?" Xu Shenxing replied uncertainly.
"Liar to the dragon! Even if a real Valkyrie doesn't use his divine power, his fists aren't that heavy!"
"So what? The dignified Water Dragon King hides in a place like this and wants to beat up his love rival's Sap, isn't that too shameful?"
"It's not Li Suilong Wodi who said the talent."
So the other party immediately began to pretend to be stupid.
"What the hell kind of accent is this... By the way, even if you want to pretend to be innocent, at least use the transformation technique. What the hell is wearing a mask as a god! And it's the mask of the monkey that blew up your father!"
"It didn't get blown up!"
"Ah, I'm tired of this topic. Let's leave it at that." Xu Shenxing picked his nostrils, showing a lack of interest.
"Excessive! You bastard mortal is really annoying!" Lishui Dragon King almost burst into tears, but compared to last time, at least he didn't summon shrimp soldiers and crabs to fork Xu Shenxing out in the future... Of course, it is also possible It's because this side is already outside...
"All in all, if you are for the favor of the land god, you don't need to waste your efforts. The person she likes is not me."
Xu Shenxing scratched his face: "Of course, I can't tell you who it is for some reasons."
"..."
Lishui Dragon King was silent for a moment, then heaved a long sigh, the expression on the half of his face turned bitter, and he said in a somewhat helpless tone: "I know, in fact, I know... Anyway, Lishui is also from this generation. The source of the water system, everyone in the world knows about dragons, and wherever there is water, there is my eyeliner."
"What?! You actually peeked into the toilet! It's so dirty!"
"Not at all! Don't foul people's innocence casually!"
"Ah, I think the atmosphere is too heavy, so liven it up a little bit to make you happy, don't worry about it."
"Happy ghost! Drafting Baba, there's no way to talk about it!" Lishui Dragon King took off the Sun Monkey mask on his head and threw it on the ground: "An honest dragon has a temper, you know it!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you continue." Xu Shenxing said with a smile.
"I... oh shit, where did I come from?"
"Peeping the toilet."
"Oh, peeping in the toilet, let me tell you, that big white butt... no, no, no!"
Lishui Dragon King, who found that the topic had been taken awry again, almost knelt down.
(I suddenly discovered that Journey to the West was created in the Ming Dynasty, well, but this earth is not that earth, and history has undergone subtle changes, so don't complain about such trivial matters.)