What happened in Jiangjin is difficult to conceal even if you want to. If you don’t want another Beijing apocalypse explosion or Tunguska explosion to bury the truth, you can only take some special measures.
Fortunately, Jiang Jin has the bug of Jasmine.
Although large-scale brainwashing is not easy to do, if the memory of Jiang Jin and the nearby residents is subtly corrected through memes, the little guy will have no problem moving his hands and feet.
And the state agency also has super-management offices to settle it.
So one day later, the national 5A scenic spot silently added a statue of Jiangjin Goddess...
Because of concealing Song Yu's existence, Su Wei's status was exalted again, securing the top spot in Shaoying Entertainment.
It's just that Shaoying Entertainment can't jump around in a short time-because more than 30% of the people in it died suddenly. How could Shaoying Entertainment's competitors let go of this opportunity? As a result, Shaoying Entertainment was immediately splashed with dirty water. When talking about unscrupulous companies, Shaoying Entertainment took the lead, leaving Fukang, who was in second place, by an unknown number of streets, and could not even see its shadow.
As I said before, Lao Xu can follow the network line... Cough, I mean the causal line to kill people. Although it is the first time to chop people with chopsticks, the result is still very good. Almost all the clones of the roe owl They were all hacked to death by his sword.
Originally, all these troublesome things have been resolved, and in theory, people's lives should be back on track.
But there are still some whose lives are still derailed.
No, it's not so much a derailment as a direct rush off the track, onto the highway and headed straight for the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.
For example, Chen Tuwa, this guy's dream is to be an ordinary person, earn a little money, and find a wife to live in An An.
As a result, he inexplicably signed a contract with a sword, so he became a non-staff member of the supernatural management office, and his life was getting farther and farther away from what he imagined.
Recently, there is a hot star who always goes to his house... One must know that Su Wei, unlike Song Yu, has quit the entertainment industry and her popularity has greatly decreased. When it comes to the singer's queen, she is still a popular candidate—or maybe the only one. .
In short, Chen Tuwa felt that her underpants were about to be exposed by the paparazzi who secretly took pictures... Why is it so difficult to live a peaceful life
Of course, this has nothing to do with our protagonist Xu Shenxing.
When the dust settled, Lao Xu suddenly found himself idle again.
Although Jiangjin University is about to start, the period before the start of the semester is the most free time... The university doesn't have summer homework to do, isn't it...
When Lao Xu was so idle at home that he was about to grow mushrooms, an unexpected guest suddenly came to the door.
"...Which one?"
Opening the door, he saw the guy in a black suit outside, who was similar to the super-black special policeman who was beaten up by him in the Shaxian snack shop. Old Xu subconsciously thought that the other party was the roe owl that survived. Did he come here to kick the hall this time? I almost went out with a whip and kicked him away.
"Don't you know?" The other party pretended to brush his hair, and then showed a strange smile like a domineering president.
"Sorry, my family doesn't need special services..." Xu Shenxing closed the door in disgust.
"Special service your sister! Anyway, I helped you a few days ago. I'm Ao Li! I don't talk about favors or anything. Is it okay to turn around and forget the truth like this!"
The other party immediately grabbed the door frame and complained with embarrassment.
"Ao Li..."
Xu Shenxing pondered for a moment, then nodded: "Oh, I remembered, it must be the one who wrestled on the centaur."
"Think about it! You just completely forgot, just find someone to perfuse it!"
"Oh, I remembered, the one who wrestled in Olavia."
"That's not true! By the way, how entangled are you in wrestling! And is it my illusion? I always think that what you said about wrestling is so weird?!"
"... No, um, it's an illusion."
"You just said 'no' in a low voice, right! This is really not my illusion, right!"
"You are so noisy, Brother Long."
"Don't you remember!"
Don't gossip.
"Anyway, I came to you this time to ask for your help."
After calming down a bit, Ao Li explained his reason for coming to Xu Shenxing.
"Sorry Brother Long, I may not be of much help."
"I didn't say anything?!"
"If you want to be more open, if you want to live a decent life, you must always have a little green on your head..."
"I didn't tell you that!"
Ao Li seemed to be annoyed to death by Xu Shenxing: "After so many years, I've already seen it off, hmph, the world of mortals can't shake my heart for a long time!"
"Then even if I tell that former land god, when I went to find you two days ago, it doesn't matter if you were flirting with a student girl in a bar?"
"I am a majestic water dragon king, and I have never been afraid of other people's threats! If you want money, you should ask for power!"
Aren't you going to be scared right away? Hey!
"So what are you doing here?"
After playing enough, Xu Shenxing curiously asked the other party: "Hurry up, hurry up, or I will close the door and chase away people."
"It's you who kept interrupting me to keep me from talking!"
Ao Li was about to burst into tears, and he even began to wonder if he had made a mistake in coming to this guy for help.
While speaking, Xu Shenxing had already opened the door, allowing Ao Li to enter the entrance.
Only after that did the things behind Ao Li appear in front of Xu Shenxing.
It was a meatball.
No, if you look closely, it's a little chubby like a meatball...
"Where is this evildoer?" Old Xu poked Xiaopangdun's forehead, and asked Ao Li, while Xiaopangdun bit Xu Shenxing's finger in dissatisfaction.
"This is me... well, it should be from my cousin's generation."
Ao Li hesitated for a moment, then looked at Xu Shenxing who was holding the little fat man's head with one hand, and lifted him up, and said: "Besides, if you don't let go of your hand, he will die..."
"Don't worry, it's not so easy to die. When I crushed the head of the big lizard in the west, their legs and feet can still continue to twitch."
"That's just a knee-jerk reaction after death..."
After a while, Old Xu brought them to the living room.
The little chubby guy with the red palm print on his forehead jumped onto the sofa mercilessly.
So Lao Xu could only hear the ear-piercing "creak" of his weather-beaten sofa, accompanied by the faint sound of many wooden fibers breaking...
Immediately, Lao Xu's face turned pale, afraid that the little chubby man would collapse his sofa.
"Actually, I hope you can help my cousin lose weight."
At this time, Ao Li whispered his purpose with some hesitation.
"You go to a fitness trainer to lose weight, why are you looking for me?"
Xu Shenxing replied while feeling sorry for his sofa.
"I looked for it, but it's useless." Ao Li looked embarrassed.
"Did you rebound after losing weight?"
Xu Shenxing asked Ao Li while recalling the precautions for losing weight that he seemed to have seen before—unfortunately, he probably won’t need to lose weight in this life.
"No, it's the coach who can't beat him..."
"..."
Why do you have to be able to fight as a prerequisite? Are you really looking for a bodybuilding coach, not a fighting coach or something
Before Lao Xu could ask any questions, Ao Li told him the whole thing.
This little fat man is called Ao Yi, and he is the Dragon King in a big lake on the other side of Jiangxi.
Lishui would also pass there after the diversion, so the two knew each other that way.
It's just that the lake was intercepted later and turned into a scenic spot. The lake was full of released fish and turtles. Almost every day, people threw large amounts of fish feed into the lake.
Over time, Ao Yi, as the dragon king of that lake, became fatter and fatter just like the fish in the lake.
Some time ago, Ao Li happened to have some free time, so he made a special trip to visit the other party in that lake, but was startled by the other party's appearance...
This doesn't look like a dragon at all, it's just a fat water snake that has lost its dreams!
"So, big brother, leave me alone. In the worst case, I'll change my job and become Fatty (a kind of monster in Shan Hai Jing)!"
Little Fatty looked very open-minded.
Kou Guyue, isn't she called that because she looks fat, okay
"Look, even he himself said that, why do you still care about him?"
Xu Shenxing shrugged and asked Ao Li.
Ao Li was silent for a long time, and then he sighed, and replied: "There used to be countless people from all over the world, there were people from our tribe in the rivers and lakes almost every day... But today, there are not many tribesmen left. Ao Li No matter how you say it, Yi is also a member of my clan. Now that the aura is poor and the world is difficult, if you can help me, let me help... "
"Did any catastrophe happen in this world?" Xu Shenxing couldn't help asking after hearing the words.
According to the land god Loli, the immortals in the age of mythology seem to have disappeared, and even the land gods have become extremely rare. Presumably there must be some disaster.
"I don't know what happened to this...the fairy world," Ao Li thought for a moment, then frowned and replied: "But apart from the fact that the ancient water dried up and disappeared, my people were either stinked to death by domestic sewage, or killed by The chemical wastewater is poisonous…”
"..."
"Well, even I, in order to keep Lishui clean, had to do something against my heart. I remember that two months ago, I used a trick to turn into an old man steaming from a minority and mobilized the masses to go to a chemical factory. The last time I lay down, this solved the problem of that chemical plant discharging sewage upstream of our river... "
"How should I put it..." Although it was not Lao Xu's fault that the dragon clan was on the verge of extinction, he still had a subtle desire to apologize: "It's really hard work for you."