For the sake of Ao Li's food expenses and hard work, Xu Shenxing reluctantly agreed to help the little fat man lose weight.
It's just that what he didn't expect was that the little fat man, who looked harmless to humans and animals, immediately started yelling in groups of six after Ao Li left.
"Mortal over there, Fat Lord, I don't know what you did to deceive Brother Huang. But Fat Lord, I don't have much to do. Don't provoke me during this time, and I don't bother to care about you." His Erlang's legs were raised high, and he looked like an old man: "When the emperor comes, you just need to tell him honestly that I'm just a big-boned person, and I'm born with nothing to do. I'll take my way, you go Your single-plank bridge, understand?"
"No matter how big the skeleton is, it can't be turned into a ball, right?"
Xu Shenxing complained with a funny face.
Still speak English, a bit of self-awareness of mythical creatures unique to the Celestial Dynasty...
"Ah, mere mortals dare to talk back!"
Little Fatty rolled up his sleeves and raised two fingers: "Believe it or not, I'll blow your eyes out with a double-dragon trick!"
Xu Shenxing felt that this operation was a bit familiar at first, but then he remembered that in the previous riots, he seemed to have used a similar action to blow the head of a roe owl clone in the snack bar.
So he stretched out his right hand to hold the raised finger of the other party, and gently broke it off.
"Aww! It's broken, it's going to be broken! Fat Master's fingers are going to be broken! Let go!"
"So can you be obedient now?"
Xu Shenxing let go of his right hand as he said, and asked with a smile.
"What kind of a hero is a sudden attack!"
The fat pier blew on his already swollen fingers, his mouth stiffened.
"Oh, then I'm going to do it again."
So Xu Shenxing said.
"Come on, fat man, I'm not afraid of you!"
The little fat pier jumped back, thinking to himself that he had kept a safe distance from Xu Shenxing, so he sneered.
So in the next moment, Lao Xu appeared in front of him, and his right hand pinched his forehead like a vise, lifting him from the sofa.
"It's going to explode, it's going to explode! Big... my brain is shaking!"
His hands desperately wanted to pull Lao Xu's hand away, but that weak strength obviously wouldn't do anything.
"Are you admitting defeat?"
Xu Shenxing asked calmly.
"Hmph... Fat Lord, I'm used to this kind of pain, and your methods are no longer effective for me... Gah?! Wasn't that the most powerful one just now?!"
"It's second gear now."
"Where is the most, the highest?"
"It's about eighty trillion trillion Ganges River sands."
"This doesn't sound like a number anymore! Gaah!"
"It's the third gear now...By the way, about the fifth gear, your brains will rush out like the watermelon in the juicer."
"You, do you think Fatty I would just give in like that?"
"Give you a hint."
Xu Shenxing was not angry because of the other party's stubbornness, but continued to speak calmly.
"what?"
"Recently, I have a slight problem with the control of my own strength. If I am not careful, my hands will slip."
"I surrender."
The other party replied decisively.
So Xu Shenxing also let go of his vise.
It wasn't until this moment that the little fat pier fell to the ground, holding his head that was about to be pinched and deformed, crying out in pain.
"Since you have admitted defeat, then follow what I tell you obediently, understand?"
"But I refuse!"
The little fat pier immediately replied.
Seeing Xu Shenxing's open right hand again, he scrambled and hid behind the sofa.
"Admitting defeat and being convinced are two different things. You were the one who made the move just now. If you have the guts, you can take my move!"
He exposed half of his head from behind the sofa, and continued to speak forcefully.
Xu Shenxing thought for a moment, then nodded: "That's fine, then you can make a move."
Hearing what Old Xu said, Little Pangdun's energy immediately rose.
He drew a certain distance from Xu Shenxing—from this point of view, this guy has not learned his lesson at all—then he made a shock wave movement with both hands, with the appearance of "I'm shaking before casting a spell".
But after waiting for a long time, Xu Shenxing couldn't help but yawned, the opponent's big move was not ready yet.
"When will you be ready?"
"Damn it's been a long time since I've used this trick. I accidentally diverted my meridians just now, and I'm going crazy... just wait a moment..."
"..."
How does the feeling of getting rid of the obsession feel the same as debugging...
Xu Shenxing, who was half illiterate in terms of the cultivation system of the Celestial Dynasty, looked bewildered.
Just as Lao Xu was considering whether to simply make a cup of tea (or boiled water) and read a newspaper to pass the time, the chubby little man's eyes suddenly lit up.
He shouted: "There is an opportunity!"
A stream of pure water magic power is like a vast sea, transforming into a force far beyond the ordinary tsunami and blasting towards Xu Shenxing who was caught off guard!
This trick called "Boundless Sea" is endowed with majestic momentum, including the courage to devour everything. In addition, the sea is fickle, and so is this move. Once this move is made, one does not know which direction it is coming from, which is very scary!
Then Xu Shenxing caught it with a palm, squeezed it and threw it into the wastebasket.
"Fuck?!"
Little Pang Dun turned around and ran away when he saw that the situation was not good, but Xu Shenxing appeared in front of him in an instant, pinching his forehead with his right hand like a vise!
"It's going to explode, it's going to explode! Big... my brain is shaking!"
It's not that the author is copying and pasting to make up the word count, but this scene is indeed the same as before...
"So are you convinced now?"
"Hey, mortal! Even if I, Ao Yi, were beaten to death and thrown into a stinky ditch, I would never listen to a mortal!"
"I don't know if you have heard a word."
"Hmph, Fat Master has heard a lot of threats, you can't scare me!"
"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground."
"..."
“… (saliva)”
"I'm convinced."
…
"Brother, are you planning to raise a ball python?"
As soon as Yi Qiuyue returned to Ying's apartment, she saw a chubby creature...probably a lizard running around the living room, with something like a soda can tied to its tail, so that it ran When I got up, there was still a tinkling sound, which was quite lively.
"Snakes have no feet."
Jasmine, who went shopping with Qiuyue, corrected her solemnly from the side.
After a pause, she added: "Except Hydera."
"Why are the examples Jasmine gave always subtle and extreme?"
Miyama Chihaya, who had been watching Fat Snake running for a while, complained in a low voice: "And the ball python refers to curling up into a ball. This thing is fat into a ball. It doesn't mean the same thing at all..."
As it got late, the girls who went out to work in Sakura's apartment gradually returned home.
"Is this an ingredient for dinner?" Sakura Koji Asahi, who just arrived home, looked at the fat snake and frowned and said, "I don't have much research on cooking with lizards. Why don't you cook it in soy sauce? You can also try fried tempura... ”
Hearing that, Fat Snake ran even faster with four chubby short legs.
After the dog girl's eyes followed the fat snake a few times, she couldn't help but chased after the other's ass...
All of a sudden, Sakura's apartment was in chaos.
Only when Qin Xingyan came back, after silently staring at the fat snake under the feet of Goumeizi for a few minutes, did she ask Xu Shenxing in a low voice.
"Senior... why do I always feel that this thing looks a bit like a dragon?"
"Because it's a dragon."
Xu Shenxing spread his hands and answered rather bachelorly.
"Senior, why do you always like to say such cold jokes that are not funny at all? How can there be such a fat dragon?" Qin Xingyan glanced at the lizard again, and shook her head: "Even if it is a lizard from the West It's not fat like this at all, is it? If our dragon really looks like this, my three views will collapse again... "
By the way, the last time this girl's Three Views collapsed was when she saw Jiang Jin's land god, that is, the mushroom-headed loli was acting like a dead house girl.
Afterwards, it took her nearly a month to convince herself to accept the reality, and she successfully hypnotized herself by saying, "I practice immortality, and becoming a god with incense and fire are two departments, and I will never become like that"...
Because Xiao Qiuyue was still here, Lao Xu would not tell the whole truth, but just shrugged.
After that, he spent a lot of effort to let Sakurakoji understand that this thing is not an ingredient, so that he avoided the subtle-sounding appetizing dishes such as braised dragon meat or dragon king tempura on Sakura's apartment table .
Earning money from part-time jobs has played a considerable role in improving the life of Sakura Apartment. At least the dinner is not as shabby as before—Sakura Koji specially made sumo nabe.
And because he got a lot of extra income from Brother Long, Xu Shenxing also extravagantly replaced the usual electric fan during dinner time with an air conditioner.
This made Le Zhengjing involuntarily sigh: "Damn it, I didn't even know that there is an air conditioner in this shabby apartment!"
Well, I haven't turned it on in the past three years, and the air conditioner is still working, which is really hard...
When the landlord and tenants of Sakura Apartment happily ate sumo hot pot on the table and enjoyed the air conditioner, Feilong looked at the things in front of him with a bitter face.
It was a dog food bowl with julienned cucumbers in it.
I don't know why there is a spicy stick in the shredded cucumber, and I don't know whether Xu Shenxing thought the color was too plain and put it in for decoration, or it was just a simple girl who accidentally dropped in when she ate the spicy stick.
Think of me as a majestic Dragon King, when have I ever eaten such a spicy chicken meal!
Feilong almost burst into tears: Otherwise, you can accept even some dog food, what the hell is only cucumbers!
Dahei, who was charging next to it, looked at it silently for a moment, and then took out a Nan○ energy-concentrating ring: "Would you like some batteries?"
"..."
Immediately, Fat Dragon's head became black.
This day is really unbearable!
It bit off a shredded cucumber in one bite, thinking silently while making a crisp chewing sound.
This is simply hell on earth.
As a majestic Dragon King, he must escape from prison.
…
In fact, if you want to say it, Old Xu didn't particularly look down on Ao Yi, on the contrary, he didn't bother to care about this guy 80% of the time, he just assigned a bunch of weight loss tasks to him and then let it go.
It's just that for some reason, every time Ao Yi slack off in Xu Shenxing's blind spot, he always catches him.
In this way, there will naturally be more punishments, and then Ao Yi continued to think of ways to be lazy in the corner, but was caught again... and so the vicious circle continued until Lao Xu went upstairs to rest, Ao Yi had already accumulated Nearly 40,000 push-ups and 1,300 kilometers of running.
If Ao Yi Sapo refuses to admit it and refuses to carry out punishment activities, he will naturally receive Xu Shenxing's "almost headshot" punishment.
After just one day, Ao Yi felt that his brain and brain matter had been condensed to about three times the previous level due to being pinched by Xu Shenxing. The evidence was that he found that his head seemed to be a circle smaller than when he first came...
It wasn't until this time that Ao Yi realized why his royal brother sent him here to lose weight: because even if he got serious, he worked hard, and even tried his best, he couldn't beat the supervisor. And as long as that person is a little more serious, he can pinch himself into Jackie Chan.
Although Ao Yi can also see that that mortal has things that are more important: such as his sister. Even judging from the observations on this day, his sister doesn't even know that there are supernatural creatures in this world, which should be the result of that mortal's overprotection.
If he suddenly changed into a human form and hijacked that person's sister, maybe he could force the other party to submit.
But Ao Yi would not do that: firstly, it was his pride as the Dragon King that kept him from doing such nasty acts; secondly, Xu Shenxing's ability to appear in front of him in an instant also made him feel jealous—in case I provoked the other party, what should I do if that guy really crushed his head? Judging from the current situation, even Brother Huang is probably not a match for this guy.
Just getting along with each other for a day, Xu Shenxing's terrifying appearance has been deeply engraved into the bottom of Ao Yi's young (compared to the Dragon Clan) heart.
But this does not mean that Ao Yi has given in.
- Can't run if I can't beat me!
After dozing off for half an hour and making sure no one went downstairs, it quietly climbed up to the sink, opened the window, and got out through the crack of the window.
Everything went smoothly beyond Ao Yi's expectations.
"Fatty, I'm free!"
As soon as it got out of the anti-theft window, it stood upright like a double-crested lizard, swung its two short legs and ran out.
In the end, the chubby figure completely disappeared into the alley in the night.
Only the barking of dogs in the distance added a little sound to this quiet night.
…
"Landlord," Jasmine who was playing games in Xu Shenxing's room suddenly raised her head, "Your lizard has escaped."
"I know."
Half lying on the bed, Xu Shenxing, who was fighting a tank battle with Jasmine, accidentally blew up his hometown with a trembling hand. He grinned his teeth and pressed the restart button, and then said casually: "That guy can't run away, my spirit ghost is following it .”
"Why do you do this kind of thing? Don't you hate trouble, landlord?"
"Because it looks interesting." Xu Shenxing yawned and replied, "I've been a little bored recently."
"Landlord, that's Nest's invincibility."
"If you are fast, you will have it, but if you are slow, you will not."
"..."
"Jasmine, you just paused time, right?"
"Landlord, your illusion."
"Don't take it so seriously when you're playing a game..."
"Wo doesn't want to be said that by the landlord."