It’s Impossible That My Evil Overlord Is So Cute

Chapter 489: What is the difference between a dragon that lost its dream and a salted fish (below)

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Ao Yi kept the four-legged snake (false) mode, and shuttled carefully through the green belt beside the road.

The reason why he didn't turn into a human was because he was afraid that Xu Shenxing would immediately find and catch him once he regained his human form... He didn't know that there were several spirit ghosts around three feet above his head who were taking turns watching and broadcasting the live broadcast His every move...

If he hadn't been worried that there was still a little Qiuyue at home, Xu Shenxing would have almost filmed the escape process of this guy as Zhenlongxiu and played the whole process on the TV in the living room of Sakura's apartment.

The spirit ghosts who hadn't done much work for a long time because of a host who hung up the sky at the stall, were excited because they also found something to do, and devoted themselves to the business of stealing photography.

"I'm such a genius!"

Although due to various reasons (mainly to play games with Jasmine), Old Xu hadn't come to look for it, but Ao Li believed that his disguise played a role.

So while continuing to hide in the grass and move forward, I couldn't help but feel complacent.

But soon he faced his first test: a crossroads.

It's very late now, but apparently some residents of Jiangjin no longer live the sunset-and-rest life of the farming era. Even now, the intersection is still bustling with traffic.

Ao Yi hid in the grass and observed for a long time, and then roughly determined the changing law of the traffic lights at this intersection.

So he saw an opportunity, and rushed out of the green belt with his four short legs, but he was run over by an old man who ran a red light on a battery tricycle within a few steps...

"Are all the humans in Jiangjin monsters..."

If it was a prototype, or even maintained a human form, it would be no problem for Ao Yi to be hit by a battery tricycle, but the problem is that he is so big now, and it hurts a bit to be run over directly from his head and tailbone.

After finally dragging his half-disabled body to hide in the opposite green belt, Ao Yi felt that the human world was too dangerous, and he should return to his Crystal Palace as soon as possible.

"Damn it, I can't use my strength."

Because dinner was basically equivalent to not eating, and because he used his small arms and legs to straddle half of Jiangjin City, Ao Yi was already so hungry that his stomach was growling.

Anyway, he was already far away from that mortal, why don't he just change back to his original form and run away, regardless of whether his breath leaked or not

It's just that as soon as Ao Yi's thought came up, he felt a chill behind his back in vain.

Most dragons have strong intuition, and can vaguely have a premonition about their own future. Of course, there are still many stupid dragons who believe in "my fate is up to me", such as the unlucky Dragon King of Jinghe...

And it was the second time Ao Yi felt such a strong sense of foreboding—the first time was when his parents died.

If he wasn't in the four-legged snake (false) mode now, with only scales on his body, his hairs would have stood on end, and his skin would have been covered with goosebumps.

He had a hunch that if he really returned to his original form, he might be caught the moment he soared into the sky.

"No, I can't hold on anymore..."

After struggling to walk a few steps, he finally collapsed, and the whole dragon fell headlong into the flowers.

When Ao Yi woke up, he found himself locked in a glass box.

In fact, it is not closed, the top of the glass box is open.

It's just that if you don't fly, there is no way to escape - he is a dragon and not a gecko...

"Oh, wake up!"

A crisp and pleasant voice came from outside.

Ao Yi followed the reputation and found a human female looking at him with great interest.

This made him feel a chill, and at the same time, he also felt insulted in his heart: Once upon a time, the majestic dragons were reduced to human ornamental creatures

Just when he was planning to play "Golden scales are not things in a pool that can turn into a dragon when encountering a storm", Ao Yi keenly discovered that although she was extremely indifferent, the human woman in front of her actually had that hateful mortal aura

Immediately, he shivered, and the whole dragon froze like this.

It seems that he can only wait for the attention of this female human being to move away, and then take the opportunity to escape.

"Miss Su Wei, I think it's better for you not to keep this kind of thing..."

A human female who looked a little older than the human female and wore a pair of glasses spoke—just like it is difficult for humans to distinguish the appearance of a lizard without looking at the pattern, as a suspected distant relative of the large lizard Long, Ao Yi is also a little hard at distinguishing the appearance of human beings.

Of course, that mortal is an exception, because a certain defect in the hair makes him particularly recognizable: just like the same dog, the bald one is always the most eye-catching...

It should be fortunate that Lao Xu didn't know about this, otherwise Brother Long would probably only see a pot of marinated dragon meat when he came back in a few days.

"Climbing pets doesn't match your sweet and pure image, and it's easy to damage the company's positioning for you... Those fans will also be disappointed by this."

A slightly older human female—well, I’m talking about a slightly older age—persuaded her earnestly, “This little… well, the lizard must have been released by other people, right? You can’t even pick up the pets released by others. Great, right?"

"I like fans who like my songs. If they are fans who have some purpose for my body, don't worry about it. And it's not so much a release, it's better to throw it away, right? Once a human domestic pet is abandoned by the owner , Even the cat with the highest adaptability to feralization has only a 30% survival rate. This is the global data, and it is even lower if it is put in China-you know that even the invasive species of crayfish are almost eaten. "

Su Wei replied without the slightest hesitation, and at the same time something was teasing Ao Yi.

Ao Yi glanced at the thing in her hand, rolled her eyes immediately, and shrunk to the corner of the glass tank—it turned out to be a cucumber again.

Su Wei didn't care about it at all. Rather, if this mysterious lizard she picked up got close to her from the beginning, it would be scary.

Since all the faceless monsters around her were dogs, the company re-assigned her a new manager.

However, because of the previous turmoil, she always felt a little shy and psychologically shadowed by her agent, so she always kept a certain distance from him.

"Well, anyway, you are just raising reptiles in your own home, so as long as you are careful, there should be no problem. Compared with this," the manager wearing glasses hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "I don't think you should It’s better to go on to that boy’s house.”

Su Wei: "..."

"I know Miss Su Wei, you don't like it, but you also have to think about the company. You are a beautiful female singer who runs to the homes of high school boys who are younger than you all day long. Now you only notice a few gossip paparazzi. The company It can still be suppressed, but once the Dongchuang incident breaks out and your reputation is rotten, it will not be easy to start again... You don’t want to be known as an old cow eating young grass, do you?”

"Aunt Mei, I'm tired, you go back first."

"Miss Su Wei... Oh, forget it, you can take care of yourself."

The middle-aged woman seemed to want to say something, but seeing Su Wei's bored expression, she finally left with interest.

So the whole house fell silent.

Su Wei poked Ao Yi who was lying motionless in the glass jar with shredded cucumber, and muttered softly, "You won't bite me, will you?"

Ao Yi rolled his eyes.

This surprised Su Wei, and carefully caught Ao Yi out.

Ao Yi didn't resist at all. In his opinion, this was a good chance to escape.

"Oh, it's so heavy... You must have sneaked out, right? You're so fat, you don't look like you were abandoned by your master."

Ao Yi was startled by Su Wei's unintentional words, and almost resisted. Fortunately, he soon realized that this human woman seemed to be just talking casually.

"Although I'm not particularly close to people, I don't have the desire to attack... By the way, what kind of lizard are you? Green iguana? Beared dragon? I don't think it looks like it at all."

Li, your sister, labor and capital are dragons!

Ao Yi wagged his tail in boredom, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Su Wei put him on the ground. Ao Yi's eyes lit up immediately: It's time!

Just when he was about to run away, Su Wei said softly: "I remember there is a canned beef for cats here..."

"..."

Ao Yi thought for a long time, and finally convinced himself with the reason that "if you don't eat, you can't escape if you don't have the strength". He didn't eat until the girl put the can next to him.

Not to mention, in addition to the taste being a bit bland, the taste of canned cats can also be counted as "subtle deliciousness"...

On the other hand, Su Wei supported her face with her hands, and while watching Ao Yi eat happily, she complained about her company as if talking to herself.

Although most of his energy was focused on eating, Ao Yi still roughly listened to Su Wei's complaints.

What made him a little concerned was that, in a sense, the girl was just like him, her parents died in an accident when she was a child.

It's just that unlike Ao Yi, who was born with the position of Dragon King and can survive lying down, Su Wei's life is much harder.

This is also the reason why she worked so hard in the past, with the goal of becoming a superstar in the music industry-the hard life when she was a child made her feel insecure all the time.

In addition, it is also for this reason that she often runs to the home of the human man named Chen Tuwa: the previous turmoil almost destroyed the sense of security that Su Wei had built up with great difficulty. Only when Chen Tuwa, who saved her, was by her side, Su Wei could feel more at ease.

She thinks this is not a relationship because her purpose is not pure, but who can say clearly about this kind of thing

"And you said you should think about the company... I was almost killed by the agent in the company, why didn't they think about me?"

In the end, Su Wei looked at Ao Yi who was licking the jar, and ended her complaint with the last sentence: "Oh, I'm really idle too...why would I complain to you about such a thing? You don't understand it... how about Say, it's because you can't understand, and you can't speak, that's why I said these complaints to you."

It's a pity that I can not only understand, but also speak.

Ao Yi complained in his heart.

At this time, Su Wei had already picked him up and put him back in the glass jar.

"Good night, little lizard." After saying good night to him, the girl left the room, probably to take a shower.

Ao Yi stretched out his short limbs, yawned, smacked his lips, and dozed off lying on the warm sand illuminated by the light.

A moment later he woke up with a start.

"No, why should I relax!"

Isn't now the best time to escape!

"But I'm so full, I don't want to move at all... and I'm sleepy..."

Ao Yi yawned again.

"Forget it, let's escape tomorrow. It shouldn't matter if you take a little rest today. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place. Even that mortal should be dark under the lights."

He casually made an excuse for himself, stopped thinking about running away, and fell asleep soundly.

Three days passed like this.

Ao Yi still did not escape from this house.

It's not that there are no opportunities, in fact there are many opportunities - Su Wei will always let him relax at home during the day and let him hang out.

It's just that the canned food that Su Wei feeds is really delicious, even the fat carp in the release pond can't compare to it, and the girl treats Ao Yi like a pet, on the contrary, it makes Ao Yi have his own for the first time in his life. The feeling of the Dragon King: Compared to staring at the aquatic plants in a daze in the deserted Crystal Palace, the human world is obviously more interesting, not to mention there is a human girl waiting for him to eat and drink, what's so bad about it.

The only thing that made Ao Yi feel dissatisfied was that every day at dinner time, this girl would always whisper something in his ear, which made his food less delicious.

Otherwise, find a chance to help her, and it can be regarded as repaying the favor...

Thinking this way, Ao Yi found seven glass beads, intending to hide them at home casually, and then let Su Wei "accidentally" dig them out, and then pretended to be a dragon to fulfill her wish.

Leaving aside this nonsense plan, Ao Yi gradually got used to this kind of life.

However, on the night of the third day, something happened.

While Ao Yi was half asleep and half awake, he found something broke into the house.

At first, he thought it was that terrible mortal who finally found his trace, and he was so scared that the drowsiness instantly flew out of the sky.

But then he realized that didn't seem to be the case.

Even if he hadn't had much interaction with the monsters on the ground, he could still sense from his aura that the intruders were not human beings, but "demons".

He ducked under the table, and then the shadows used cover as he stalked the intruder.

The other party's purpose was very clear. As soon as they entered the room, they went straight into Su Wei's bedroom without much hesitation.

When Ao Yi found the other party, the face of the "demon" opened suddenly like a chrysanthemum covered with thorns, biting towards the sleeping girl!