Xiao Zhengyi was woken up by the sound of an electric motor.
He opened his sleepy eyes, waved his hand away the razor that was still fluttering on his face, rubbed his messy hair, and sat up from the bed.
When the toothbrush screamed and stuffed it into his mouth to brush out a mouthful of foam, he took a look in the mirror and found that half of his eyebrows had been shaved off, but his beard was no different from yesterday.
It's just that the electric shaver is like a mouse, very clever, and it's not easy to catch it with Xiao Zhengyi's skill.
At this moment, he who was reflected in the mirror began to chatter.
"Look at how scruffy you look now. With this hair and nose hair, it's no wonder you don't have a girlfriend! Why don't you listen to me and have a look? Before I came to you, I worked in a hair salon..."
"Wait, are you second-hand?" Xiao Zhengyi almost choked the toothpaste into his trachea: "But the decoration company clearly said that you are new..."
"Hey, can human beings be trusted?" In the mirror, he spread his hands in helplessness.
Xiao Zhengyi thought about it and decided to continue brushing his teeth.
It has been almost half a month since Xu Shenxing left Jiang Jin, and during this half month, his life has also turned upside down.
After the two people from above heard that he had a little friendship with Xu Shenxing, the man named Xu Feng fished him out of the urban management brigade. Although it can't be said that he was reinstated, he was at least returned to the criminal police team.
However, Team Yan told himself earnestly to obey the arrangement. Before he could figure out what was going on, he was assigned to those two men and set up a "special case investigation team". At any rate, he is considered a half-leader, and he, a criminal policeman, can only run errands. Not to mention he is exhausted, this investigation team is not as fast as Xu Shenxing alone in solving various abnormal incidents, and has to work overtime all day long...
It's okay if it's just like this. Ever since Xiao Zhengyi graduated and joined the criminal police team, he has no intention of enjoying life. Whether it is investigating various incidents or solving incidents, it is my job, and there is nothing to complain about.
Until about ten days ago, his boss Xu Feng said that he had built a house for him, and the basic decoration of the house was almost done, so he asked him to move in.
As a result, he discovered the unusualness of this house as soon as he lived in it—the furniture here seemed to have a high chance of turning into wonderful little monsters for unknown reasons.
No wonder this kind of mansion would live in such a small criminal policeman with no background, it turned out to be the case...
At first, he thought that the place was haunted, and he was scared to death, but he had to say that the adaptability of human beings was second only to cockroaches and mice. After ten days, Xiao Zhengyi found that he had adapted to the current situation.
After washing up, he sat down on the chair.
That chair loudly reported that Xiao Zhengyi’s weight was a little heavier than yesterday’s, and the remote controls of the TV and air conditioner seemed to bet on this, and the air conditioner even lost its AA battery to the TV remote—just Xiao Zhengyi couldn't figure out that a TV remote control with AA batteries needs AA batteries to be useless.
The microwave oven, which had been prepared for a long time, opened the door with a "ding", and the instant breakfast and milk inside burst into bursts of steam.
Xiao Zhengyi took out his breakfast, took a bite, and tasted it for a while: "The taste is a little dry compared to yesterday, but this time it's hot inside."
Although it is not clear why a microwave oven inspires him to become a super chef, Xiao Zhengyi feels that this has no effect on his life. It is better to say that the microwave oven can do his best to prepare breakfast and dinner for himself, but he still earns money, so he also Don't hesitate to give a little evaluation from the perspective of diners.
After solving the personal problems in the morning, Xiao Zhengyi changed into the uniform of the criminal police team, put the handcuffs and pens that he was dancing ballet on the shoe cabinet into his pockets, and went out.
Although he has his own mansion in a high-end apartment, Xiao Zhengyi himself is just an ordinary policeman, and his nature will not change. Naturally, he can only take the bus to work.
Because of the police uniform, which is full of deterrent skin, the buses he takes are relatively safe. Even if pickpockets and the like get on the bus occasionally, they usually dare not do anything when they see Xiao Zhengyi, who is strong and sharp-eyed. , will only pretend to be ordinary passengers, get off at the next stop, and go to other buses to find targets.
But today there are obviously some guys who don't understand the rules, and they don't know if they are from other places. They still think that Xiao Zhengyi is just an idiot with a strong outsider.
What audacity.
Xiao Zhengyi glanced around and found that there were at least four or five people in the car related to the pickpocket, and they were vaguely covering for him.
Just when he was about to stand up and bring those people to justice, something unexpected happened.
"Catch the thief, someone is stealing!" A heroic female passenger suddenly stood up and pointed at the pickpocket who was stealing.
The thief was startled, and the wallet in his hand fell to the ground.
However, he also seemed to be a ruthless character, and quietly took out a butterfly knife.
Originally, the person who was stolen was going to yell a few words, but when he saw the murder weapon, he became cowardly. Regardless of the bulging wallet on the ground, he slid into the crowd and squeezed in front of the bus.
"Little girl, who are you slandering for stealing!" Seeing how effective his intimidation was, the thief proudly picked up the wallet from the ground: "This is originally my thing."
Unexpectedly, the female passenger had no fear at all, taking advantage of the other party's surprise to dodge the wallet, and at the same time took out her mobile phone. People with sharp eyes can even see that she has dialed the 110 number: "It's up to you whether it's yours or not. Let's wait until the police arrive!"
"Be careful! Let's wait and see!"
Naturally, the pickpocket also found out that the other party was calling the police, and after saying a harsh word, he asked his accomplice to force the driver to pull over and get out of the car cursing.
The female passenger reluctantly followed and wanted to get off.
"It's almost enough to accept it when you meet here." Xiao Zhengyi patted the other party's shoulder: "Those people are all desperadoes, so you better not go into this muddy water."
Although this matter is out of his control now, Xiao Zhengyi felt that those people seemed to be involved in a case, so he had to catch them himself. And this brave female passenger stayed in the car to save herself from being harmed by those gangsters. There are not many people with such a sense of justice in society now.
"Hmph, I'm different from you. I'm obviously wearing the policeman's skin, but I don't even dare to fart when I see someone stealing something!" The female passenger mercilessly slapped Xiao Zhengyi's hand and got out of the car. .
Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhengyi, who did not expect to be bitten back, smiled wryly and rubbed his hands, and could only follow the bus.