"Hey! Could it be that you are the thief!"
"Senior brother said, Wuna little thief, my Wangwushan secret realm is also someone like you who can break into it?"
"I'm sorry that you made an unintentional mistake and don't fade away quickly, otherwise don't blame our senior brothers for being cruel!"
"Brother, this person has broken into the secret realm, so he must not just let it go, otherwise it will be difficult for the master to explain!"
"You are right, junior brother, but I don't think he looks like a gangster. How about this, if you survive three moves with our senior brother, I will let you out of the mountain!"
"Brother, you don't have to be moral when dealing with thieves, let's go together!"
"Okay, Junior Brother, give me a helping hand!"
Xu Shenxing didn't say anything, and the two live treasures talked to themselves and decided the matter.
Then the two shouted "Ah Da" like Bruce Lee, and flew towards Xu Shenxing like a crow flying a plane.
Because the other party's posture was too standard, it felt like I would be sorry for them if I didn't kick them, so Xu Shenxing couldn't hold back and kicked them twice, knocking the two of them to the ground.
"Ou Cao, what should I do if my brother's idea hurts!"
"Hey, I didn't expect to be a senior expert. My senior brother has no eyes and no eyes, and doesn't know Mount Tai. I hope you will forgive me!"
The latter climbed up and bowed down to Xu Shenxing, pushing the golden mountain down the jade pillar.
"Senior brother, you..." The senior brother looked at the latter in astonishment.
"Brother, I..." A shameful expression appeared on the younger brother's face, and he turned his head away, not looking at the older brother who was still sitting on the ground.
"Brother, what you said is so right!" Then the senior brother got up immediately, and also bowed to Xu Shenxing with the junior salute: "I didn't expect it to be an old senior who practiced in seclusion, junior, you are rude!"
Not only Xu Shenxing was stunned, but even the juniors looked like black question marks fluttering in the wind.
However, because these two funny faces were flattering, adhering to the principle of not slapping smiling faces, even Xu Shenxing couldn't continue with a series of combos to beat these two guys into pigs.
"I don't know what advice you can give me when you come to the secret place of Wangwu Mountain today, senior?" The senior brother rubbed his hands, and the expression on his face would not be inconsistent with playing a fat translator in an anti-Japanese film.
"Brother, what you said is wrong. Senior is a hermit. Even if there is something important, he must have come to look for our master. How can we intervene in this matter?"
"Senior Brother is very true, Senior Brother, I have lost my mind!"
As soon as senior brother Na Han heard his junior brother's suggestion of throwing the pot away, he immediately had an expression of 'yes, there is still this kind of operation', and then said to Xu Shenxing very devoutly: "Please wait a moment, senior, I just got a piece of paper recently. A new flying magic weapon, just to make a fool of yourself in front of the seniors!"
Xu Shenxing became interested as soon as he heard it.
He has been on a star warship, on an orbital landing craft, on a giant dragon, on a horse-drawn carriage, has become a human cannonball, and has driven a mechanical chariot across the continent. Even the giant Pippi shrimp has been used as a mount in the mermaid country. Not to mention common means of transportation like chocobos.
Only he hasn't used the magic weapon of the East much—even in the world he traveled through, there is only one civilization on earth for some reason—and he can't help but look forward to it.
I saw Senior Brother Na Han raised his hand and threw a pill-shaped object, and then he activated the formula.
The thing grows when it sees the wind, and it turns into a huge thing after a while.
Then senior fellow Xu Shenxing walked into it while Xu Shenxing was stunned, and proudly explained to him: "Senior has such a profound cultivation base, he must have been in seclusion for a long time, I don't know about this thing... This thing is called a helicopter, also known as a helicopter. Helicopter is a new flying magic weapon in the world, and this is the filial piety of my sons and nephews who are wandering in the world!"
Your children and nephews in the world will definitely be extremely desperate if they know that the ancestor they look forward to has such a funny appearance.
While complaining in his heart, Xu Shenxing stepped onto the helicopter in a daze, and then watched the senior brother skillfully operate the plane and fly towards Wangwu Mountain.
After a while, a Taoist temple hidden a little lower on the top of the mountain appeared in Xu Shenxing's vision.
The smog around the Taoist temple is not miasma or water vapor, but filled with aura, which is considered a panacea for ascetics.
The Taoist temple itself is not that big, and it is quite different from Xu Shenxing's initial imagination of hundreds of disciples gathering here to attack him. It is quite quiet and elegant, but also has a unique style.
The helicopter landed in the atrium, and then the two led Xu Shenxing to the Taoist hall.
"Senior, rest for a while, and this junior will go and inform the master. Also, there are many things on the shelf next to the lobby are my Wangwushan's secret treasure files, please don't look through them casually."
The two jokers exchanged winks, left Xu Shenxing in the Taoist hall and left.
Many people probably have a similar reverse psychology: the more you want to touch something that others don't let you touch.
So Xu Shenxing simply ran to that shelf, flipping through to see what was on it.
In fact, at the beginning, Lao Xu didn't have any hope. After all, things that can be placed in the lobby openly are not important.
In the end, after looking at it this way, he was a little surprised: the Dao Zang dossier and other things were written in the Dao Zang dossier, so he couldn't understand it, so let's ignore it, but the magic weapons on the shelf are all real!
It was too late, and when he was looking at the things on the shelf, a golden light shield suddenly rose around the house.
Then a smug laugh came over.
An old man appeared outside the mask at the door: "Fellow Daoist, the poor disciple should have already said, don't casually browse through the secret treasures of my Wangwushan secret realm. Now you see what to do..."
"Oh?" Xu Shenxing replied nonchalantly.
"Even if fellow daoists pretend to be calm, it's useless. My restriction is based on the legendary formation of stars in the sky. The light curtain is made of the first ray of morning light and the last ray of afterglow picked every day for hundreds of years. It is compiled from the aurora of the northern land! It can trap all the tangible, intangible, and intangible things in the world! Even Tianzun may not be able to open it!"
The old man stroked his goatee and said triumphantly.
"Really, so you can't come in?" Xu Shenxing continued to say indifferently.
The other party's smug expression collapsed, but soon he returned to normal.
"Hmph, fellow Taoist, you don't want to be imprisoned there forever, do you? That's all right. You just need to hand over the exercises you have practiced, supernatural powers, and the magic weapon you used to break into the secret realm of Wangwushan. How about letting you out... Wait, fellow daoist, what are you doing?"
Old Xu didn't answer, just randomly picked up a magic weapon on the shelf, and then squeezed it lightly.
He only heard a "crack", and that rare magic weapon was crushed into pieces by him.
"Oh, I accidentally used too much force, hehe."
Xu Shenxing threw the fragments in his hand to the ground, tapped his head lightly, and stuck out his tongue like the trademark of a different company, but it didn't feel cute at all, on the contrary, it made people want to cover their eyes. The impulse to say "Ah, my eyes!" - not so much hot eyes, as it is to the extent that the peppers have been stuffed into the eyeballs.
"Ah! Ancestral relic! You bastard, I won't let you go!"
It seemed that the other party was indeed so angry that he even disappeared from claiming to be poor.
Unmoved, Xu Shenxing continued to pinch the magic weapons on the shelf one by one like pinching bubble wrap.
The expression of the old Taoist priest outside changed from bleeding from his heart to about to have a myocardial infarction, and his face also changed from livid at the beginning to purple in sauce and finally turned pale.
When Xu Shenxing finished pinching the magic weapon on the shelf for a round, the old man could only murmur incessantly: "I won't let you go! I won't let you go!"
Xu Shenxing naturally didn't mind this.
When he finished destroying the magic weapon, he stretched out his hand and pushed the golden light curtain away like opening a door.
So the old man outside and the dozen or so disciples behind him were stunned.
Xu Shenxing showed them a non-hostile, sunny and bright smile—
— Then he squeezed his fist with a click.
Three minutes later.
"Alas... I actually wasted so much time for being so boring."
Old Xu sat half-sitting on the mahogany main seat in the lobby like a monkey, staring at the practitioners kneeling down in the lobby: including the old man, these guys have turned into pig heads with bruised noses and swollen faces.
"So, you still have no impression of the thing you used to bribe God Lu Wu?"
"Senior, poor Dao... oh no, I really don't know anything!" The old man cried and replied: "It's just something mixed in the jade that the disciples of the younger generation respected, and I don't know where it came from. Yes! Although I managed to recognize it as a rare treasure, I don’t know what it is, otherwise I definitely wouldn’t give it away as a gift!”
This guy is probably telling the truth.
Xu Shenxing sighed, could the clue be broken here
No, at least it is certain that other fragments of that world still exist on Earth.
"Forget it, you guys get up, um, someone take me to your kitchen."
"Senior, do you want to eat? I can ask the peripheral disciples to help you prepare..." The old man was taken aback, then asked cautiously.
"No, I'm just going to find another guy who came in." Xu Shenxing rubbed his forehead.
Jasmine hadn't come to look for her for so long, probably because she was attracted to her attention... The only thing that could attract that snack guy, after much deliberation, was food.
Sure enough, Xu Shenxing found Jasmine who was standing on tiptoe in the messy kitchen, trying to reach the hanging dried chicken.
"Landlord?" Jasmine, who was picked up by Xu Shenxing by her collar like a cat, didn't forget to grab the air-dried chicken into her arms, and then she looked at Xu Shenxing.
"Let's go, go home."
"wo~"
After they left the secret realm of Wangwu Mountain, the screams of "Ahhh, the ten-year-prepared grain is gone!" naturally had nothing to do with them.