"Well, that is to say..."
After a period of chaos that could be called chaotic, the visiting middle-aged couple finally calmed down.
At this moment, the middle-aged man, that is, Song Yu's father, Song Cheng, was sitting in front of the dining table, with his eyes closed, his fingers interlaced and his chin intertwined, and he said in a deep voice in a posture full of the aura of a certain E○A commander: " You have been isolated from the world since you were a child and practiced martial arts with a hermit expert, and then you have made great achievements in this period of time, and you came to the city with your sister, because you accidentally helped my Yuer, so the two of you gradually came together?"
"Well, that's right!"
Xu Shenxing tried his best to answer with a serious expression.
But in fact, he was also a little uneasy. After all, the nonsense this time was a bit too much-you can tell by the expression of "you're fucking kidding me" on the face of the uncle opposite.
Sure enough, this kind of outdated urban web adventure routine can't fool the other party.
If it weren't for the fact that the other party knew that he couldn't beat him, and that he was also the savior of their husband and wife, he might have shouted words such as "Second Battalion Commander, where is my Italian cannon" and fought him desperately...
"So that's the case, no wonder you are so skilled."
Song Yu's mother showed a gentle smile.
Immediately, Xu Shenxing and Song Cheng showed the expressions of "Damn you believe this" at a very high synchronization rate.
But Xu Shenxing immediately returned to his upright posture.
But Song Cheng's expression changed, and after a few tremblings, he glanced away.
Although Mrs. Song on the opposite side did it very covertly, even Lao Xu would not miss their actions at such a close distance: she twisted her husband's thigh so hard that Song The fact that Father Yu didn't call out directly can already show that he is a person with extraordinary perseverance...
Of course, it may be that my wife has already practiced it, or maybe it is.
"Then be careful... Is it okay for me to call you like Yu'er?"
Mrs. Song continued to speak with a gentle smile, completely unable to see how cruel she had done to her husband just now.
Xu Shenxing couldn't help but shivered, and then forced a smile: "Of course there's no problem."
At the same time, he asked Jasmine for help in the mind link, hoping that the little guy could break the deadlock and attract the other party's attention for a while. Anyway, with her appearance and age, no matter what she said or did, she could be forgiven. Within the category - that's why bear kids are so hated.
So Jasmine, who was still eating oranges slowly, suddenly stood up.
Her actions immediately attracted the attention of Song Yu's parents.
"I'm going to watch TV, I said."
Then the little guy ran to the living room in a hurry.
This made Xu Shenxing can only mourn in his heart: Don't leave me! ! !
Xu Shenxing, who was finally abandoned by Jasmine, could only bite the bullet and continue to confront his (pseudo) future father-in-law and mother-in-law.
"So be careful, I heard from Yu'er that you and her have only known each other for less than a year, I believe you only have a preliminary understanding of each other..."
After Jasmine left, the mother-in-law seemed to have found her own rhythm, and continued to chat with Xu Shenxing: "Then can I hear your opinion on Yu'er?"
Although Song Yu was still in the kitchen, Xu Shenxing could guarantee 100% that for this topic, that girl must also be listening to the conversation here, expecting her to interrupt the conversation to save him may basically be in vain.
"As for Yu'er, she is smart and capable, kind and gentle, virtuous and considerate, she is beautiful, and the dishes she cooks are delicious. If she becomes a wife, she must be a very good wife."
So Xu Shenxing could only pick good things to say.
"Huh, you're so glib, why didn't I know my daughter is so powerful." Father Song Cheng interjected as if angry.
Immediately there was a "bang clang" sound from the kitchen, and Song Yu didn't know what he was knocking on to express his dissatisfaction.
And Song Yu's father was also sanctioned immediately - he ate another Nine Yin White Bone Claw from his wife, and judging by the degree of blueness in his face, the power had probably increased by 30% compared to the previous one.
"So be careful, do you think you and Yu'er are really compatible? I don't have any views on sects, but marriage is a matter between two people. If their living conditions are very different since they were young, it is natural that they will have different views on life and values. It will also be different; even if they are attracted to each other for some reason for a while, but after getting married, they will face decades of getting along with each other. If different views are forcibly brought together, will there really be happiness? "
When it came to the end, Mrs. Song was quite happy to see her: "Whether it's the prince and Cinderella, or the princess and Aladdin, they are all just fairy tales after all. I don't want Yu'er to be hurt, and I will come back crying one day. I said that fairy tales are all lies."
If someone was heartless, he would probably have laughed out of Mrs. Song's last quip by now.
But Xu Shenxing just kept silent.
Mrs. Song's words are obvious, and the metaphor is naturally the next line of the song.
"You can't be her prince."
Although Xu Shenxing is indeed a great hero who saved the world, a great sinner who destroyed the world, and a great traveler who transcended time and space, it can be said that he is almost an existence above all things.
But in terms of feelings, it is really difficult for him to say: After all, almost all of his love affairs are outside common sense, and judging from the results, there is almost never a perfect ending.
Even if he understands that he should refute now, otherwise he will be completely overwhelmed by the opponent, but he doesn't know where to refute.
Fallacies and fallacies are naturally not something that can be used, because he knows very well that Mrs. Song really cares about Song Yu and her daughter, so she speaks to him with sincerity, so he wants to rely on that kind of fallacies It is absolutely impossible to fool the past.
"To be honest, I don't know what 'love' is, but I feel very happy and comfortable with Song Yu. If possible, I want to continue living with her..."
In the end, Xu Shenxing could only respond dryly with a wry smile: "I don't know if this counts as love, but I hope she can continue to stay by my side."
On the opposite side, Song Yu's father was blowing his beard and staring and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a soup bowl placed on the table.
"Dinner is ready. If you have anything to do, let's talk about it after dinner!" Song Yu, who was wearing an apron, said decisively to her father.
Then the girl looked at Xu Shenxing.
Eyes, gentle as water.