"I said son, when will you bring a girlfriend back, so that I can feel at ease."
Outside the Jiangjin Railway Museum, Wu Xingbang, the monkey's father, leaned on his mobile wonton stand, chatting to the monkey who was packing up small plastic bowls.
"Okay, don't worry about it." Monkey waved his hand: "We'll talk about it after I graduate from college. I don't have time now."
"Hey, don't pretend, boy, who have you been able to hide from being out of your wits these two days? Tell me, which girl did you fall in love with?"
The father of the middle-aged and bald monkey asked about his son's relationship status with a smirk.
"No, it's just a beautiful woman who passed by. She looks like a star. Can she like your son and me?"
The monkey took out a small mat, pulled it open and sat on it.
"Counseled before you even started, you really don't look like my kind, there were a lot of people chasing your mother back then, it's still me, I got it!"
"It's still possible. I've been raving about the Goddess of Trains a few years ago..." the monkey sneered, "My mother was so angry at you that she went back to my grandma's house. You haven't been able to invite her back yet, have you?"
"What do you know? It's your mother who has a thin skin. I'll be back soon if I speak softly."
Old Wu Xingbang blushed, feeling a little embarrassed, and simply drove the monkey away: "Go, go, go and find your passing beauties, don't disturb my business."
The monkey muttered vaguely, "Believe it or not, I'll tell my mother what you said," and then slipped away before his father got mad.
Qiuhu was quite powerful, and the monkey was already sweating profusely after running for a short distance.
"Girlfriend..."
Naturally, what he couldn't forget was the girl in the priestess costume he saw earlier.
But regardless of the chances of them meeting again as strangers, even if they do meet, she is a school girl at the same level as Song Yu, and it is impossible for an ordinary person like herself to be a backup...
I made a phone call to the squad leader and found that the guys in my dormitory were trying to hook up with the juniors in military training, and no one paid any attention to me.
Although it is also a good choice to go to hook (disturb) and play (game) now, but the monkey finally showed mercy and decided to go to the Internet cafe to masturbate alone, to give his brothers a chance to develop...
"Otherwise, if someone as handsome as me goes, they won't have a chance."
Muttering self-comforting words, Houzi sneaked into the park in the city, planning to take a shortcut to the Internet cafe he often goes to.
The autumn wind blows, blowing off countless dead leaves.
In this yellow-green heavy rain, the monkey encountered that unforgettable figure again.
The other party was still wearing a red and white priestess costume, looking up at the sky in a daze, with a melancholy expression that made people feel distressed.
The monkey was shocked by the beauty of this oil painting, and was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, gritted his teeth and walked over there.
"That... uh, this lady..."
But when he opened his mouth, he realized that he didn't even know what to say at this time.
However, his voice brought Sakurakoji Asahi back to his senses.
She looked at the monkey, then covered her small mouth with her hands, and said with some surprise: "Ah, you are the kind person who showed me the way that day."
When Sakurakoji Asahi came to Jiangjin by plane, she was troubled for a long time because she didn’t know where the police station was. Fortunately, after leaving the airport, she met a monkey and showed her the way to reach the police station safely and find Xu Feng and the others.
It was precisely because of this that the monkey was so impressed with her... If it was really just a glimpse on the road, how could it be so obsessed with it
"You, you still remember me." Monkey was a little flattered, and couldn't help but put on a nervous smile on his face.
"Hey, because there are not many kind people like you." The girl smiled slightly, and then said distressedly: "I don't know why, the men I met recently always want to strike up a conversation with me..."
Of course it's because you are so cute!
Monkey said in his heart.
"Well, I think you seem to be worried about something..." He summoned up his courage, tried not to let the other party see any clues from his face, and pretended to ask casually: "Maybe I can help, after all, I have lived in a house since I was a child." In Jiangjin..."
"Really?" The girl said in surprise, "That's great!"
Then she asked a little shyly: "Actually, I came to Jiang Jin to find a boy..."
The monkey seemed to hear the sound of his heart breaking.
Wait, don't worry, maybe they are not the kind of relationship that is not purely heterosexual.
He tried to comfort himself in his heart.
"I've been looking forward to it, wanting to go back to Fusang with him."
"Ahem..."
The monkey struggled to resist his urge to vomit blood.
Already... There is no way to lie to myself anymore.
That's right, how could such a cute girl not have a boyfriend.
"But the other party refused, and said that he would use money to solve the problem..."
Hey, what is this unfolding? ! What the hell is solving it with money! Is that man a scum! (Xu Shenxing, who was working part-time at Shaxian snacks, sneezed)
"But no matter what, I want him to go back with me!"
Ah... what a dedicated girl! Even such a good girl would give up, that man is really a scum! (Shaxian store manager: Xiao Xu, do you have a cold and sneeze so much?)
"So if you can, can you give me some advice?"
After finishing speaking intermittently in somewhat blunt Chinese, Asahi looked at the monkey expectantly.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Don't look at me with such sparkling eyes! Calm down, the animal desire in me!
For some reason, the theater in the monkey's brain has switched to the secondary mode.
"Actually, for something like falling in love, you have to enjoy the process..." the monkey worked hard to untie the other party.
"Ah? Didn't I make it clear?" The girl tilted her head in confusion... This gesture was also surprisingly cute: "That boy and I are not lovers?"
"Isn't it!"
Yes, yes, she is from Fusang, so she doesn't understand Chinese thoroughly, so it's normal for her to have some ambiguities.
The monkey's mood became inexplicably high.
Don't you still have a chance!
can't laugh can't laugh can't laugh...
Trying to make his expression look more normal, the monkey was ready to continue talking.
But the girl spoke before him.
"It's a deeper relationship than lovers (from the perspective of the gods and the priestesses who serve the gods)."
"..."
A deeper relationship than lovers...
It's husband and wife! ! !
The whole monkey was petrified.
"Ah? What's the matter with you, Mr. Good-hearted... Wait, huh? W-why are there sudden tears of blood?! Help, ambulance!"