"Hey, what happened to the monkey today?" When Xu Shenxing came to the lecture theater that day, he found that the monkey was lying on the last row of the classroom with a burnt appearance like a dead body.
After all this is said, he still doesn’t skip class. In a sense, this guy is quite serious...
"I don't know..."
The four-eyed squad leader also looked helpless: "It's been like this since I went back to the dormitory yesterday, whether it's introducing him to girls or asking him to go to an Internet cafe to cheat... even the latest uncoded 'side dishes' that we got are gone. Interest. Severe illness..."
The four-eyed squad leader is still very concerned about his brothers in the dormitory, and seems to be quite worried about the monkey's symptoms.
"This picture of a dead fish is almost like 'I finally met my goddess, and the goddess is unexpectedly kind and easy to talk, but I have a boyfriend before I can confess to someone else, and I finally figured out that it was not the boyfriend who let me go I was told that they are already husband and wife relationship' same."
Xu Shenxing sighed and said casually.
"Puff—"
"Wow! The monkey vomited blood!"
"Wei, hygienist!"
"We don't have this class committee..."
"Wait, brother, don't die!"
"You haven't given me the promised 30G porn!"
"Breathing... I can't help it. It seems that artificial respiration is the only option."
As soon as the voice fell, the class immediately returned to a silence where a needle could be heard.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You guys saved me!" the monkey roared with blood and tears.
The riot continued until the lunch break.
Because of the class in the afternoon, Xu Shenxing couldn't go back to Ying's apartment, but it was one of the joys of his life to spend the least money in the school cafeteria, so it was not unacceptable not to go back.
"Don't you think it's too quiet in the corridor today?" The four-eyed class monitor muttered while packing up the textbooks, "Could it be that Chang Xiaoxian passed by here?"
Only the extremely beautiful school girl passing by can create such an effect of complete silence.
"Maybe the other classes dismissed early." Xu Shenxing was noncommittal.
Then the classroom door opened, revealing the red and white clothes outside the door.
The whole classroom was silent for a while, and then the students whispered to each other.
"It's a witch!" "Someone actually wears this kind of clothes in daily life." "But why does it always feel so appropriate!" "Big beauty! Is she a student of our school?" "I haven't seen it before." " Is she looking for someone?"
The girl glanced across the crowd, and then landed on Xu Shenxing whose mouth was twitching in the back row, and showed a bright smile.
"Master Shen Xing, I brought you a bento."
Everyone was in an uproar.
Before Xu Shenxing could figure out what reaction he should use to answer, the monkey behind him had already strangled his neck: "Is that you! Girl Asahi's wife's bento was actually made for you!"
Thinking of the feeling that he had to teach the girl how to please the boy while bleeding in his heart yesterday, the monkey couldn't help being filled with killing intent.
Of course, it was completely useless to Xu Shenxing.
Because he was afraid of hurting the monkey, he didn't dare to struggle hard, so he could only use the monkey as a neck pendant and just stood up.
But after this step, the monkey let go of his hand.
"Aren't you going together?" Xu Shenxing turned around and asked curiously.
"Fuck you, I'm not looking for abuse." Houzi recalled the expression on the girl's serious note-taking yesterday, and felt that she made the bento so seriously, and he couldn't break her mind, so although depressed, he Not really planning to get involved.
"Um... an illusion? I always feel that the girl is drooling at the two of you..." the four-eyed squad leader whispered hesitantly.
That should not be an illusion.
It's a pity that Xu Shenxing understood after getting along day and night in the past few days. This classmate, Sakura Koji Asahi, is an out-and-out rotten girl, and she has no interest in normal male-female relationships at all...
Thinking of this, Xu Shenxing couldn't help but look at the monkey with a little pity: It's so pitiful, the love is over before it even begins... Is this the so-called defeat before the battle...
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I found a random place on the back mountain of Jiangjin University and laid out a picnic cloth, Xu Shenxing and Yingkouji Asahi sat on the floor and started eating bento.
In all fairness, Miss Miko's skill is a little worse than Xu Shenxing's, probably at the level of ordinary people's home cooking.
However, in terms of bento, it is obviously better than Xu Shenxing, because Xu Shenxing's dishes are basically the dishes of the Celestial Dynasty, which belong to the type that will greatly reduce the taste when it is cold.
The two ate in silence, and in the end Xu Shenxing couldn't help asking: "Why do you want me to go? In fact, as long as you think of a way and have some means, you may not be able to persist until the next god takes office, right? "
This matter has to start from the day before yesterday. After driving everyone from the special case investigation team out of Ying's apartment, Xu Shenxing received a call from Xiao Zhengyi, but Xu Feng was on the other end of the call.
And Xu Feng also told Xu Shenxing their real purpose.
Let Xu Shenxing act as the mascot... I mean the god of the shrine, naturally not for the shitty friendship between the two countries, but Fusang will pay the corresponding reward.
The reward is a seal called "Zhenchuan Seal", which is a magic weapon lost by the Celestial Dynasty due to the war. At this time, the Zhenchuan seal was placed in the Bailing Shrine to suppress the dry well—this is why Sakura Koji Asahi, who is a priestess, was able to come to Jiangjin regardless of the dry well.
However, Wuzhu's magic weapon has limited effectiveness and cannot last for too long, so Xu Shenxing's cooperation is needed.
It is also worth mentioning that Zhenchuan Yin seems to be effective in dealing with problems such as the leakage of spiritual veins. Xu Feng has already discussed with his superiors. If he can get it, he will place Zhenchuan Yin in Jiangjin to stabilize the spiritual veins. .
This is also where Xu Shenxing has been struggling recently...
Don't go, conscience is disturbed, go, women's clothing is really unacceptable...
"Because the next god is too young... If possible, we plan to let her follow you to learn the behavior and unique temperament of the gods..." the girl whispered.
"There is no difference between me and ordinary people in terms of behavior... Besides, what kind of temperament does the god have?" Xu Shenxing asked curiously.
"Well, the feeling of being superior?"
"'Look, humans are like trash!' or something?"
"Ah, I like that anime too..."