Taking the baked cake out of the oven again, Master Zhao squeezed his sore shoulders and looked at the other people around. I feel that the atmosphere in the kitchen today is too dull.
Then he looked up at the clock on the wall, it was already past four in the afternoon. As if uncertain, Master Zhao looked around for another week, but he still didn't see the usual noisy figure, and his doubts grew even bigger.
He elbowed the apprentice Xiao Zhou next to him, and Master Zhao asked, "Xiao Zhou, what about Wei Han, that idiot? I haven't seen him all day long, unlike usual who is always wandering in front of my eyes. Why, he's lazy and didn't come to work today?"
Little Zhou Yi caught the sensitive word "Wei Han", and his whole body trembled, and he lowered his voice: "Hush, Mr. Zhao, please keep your voice down, be careful not to be overheard by the store manager, you can't mention Brother Wei now, he is a big taboo!" .”
"Why is that silly boy a taboo?" Master Zhao was dumbfounded when he heard that.
Xiao Zhou sighed: "Oh, Master Zhao, you were absent from the store yesterday, so it's no wonder you didn't know about it. Brother Wei was driven away by our stingy store manager, and the two of them even went to the police station."
"What? What's going on? Tell me quickly."
Xiao Zhou nodded, and put his mouth next to Master Zhao's ear: "Yesterday morning, a friend of Brother Wei came to see him specially. Brother Wei immediately put down what he was doing, and he was very happy when he walked over. Afterwards, the two of them chatted for some unknown reason. As soon as the man walked away, Brother Wei rushed into our kitchen with his back foot. His face was green and white, and he grabbed the unfinished cake at hand and took a bite. , finished eating in less than a few mouthfuls, and then went on to eat the next one."
Master Zhao was stunned for a few seconds: "...Suddenly, he was reincarnated from starvation, and he hasn't eaten meat for many days?"
"Uh...maybe."
"Anyway, one after another, cakes, biscuits, egg tarts, pizza, Brother Wei eats whatever he sees, everyone is startled by him, and they all come forward to stop him, who knows that he is so powerful, there is no I can't stop it." Xiao Zhou continued.
Now Master Zhao can't afford to joke anymore, and his eyes widened: "This... is this really what Xiao Wei did? I think he has been very honest before, and he didn't say anything when he was bullied by our stubborn store manager." , there is no root in the melon seed in the head, so stupid."
In Master Zhao's impression, Wei Han is never late, works hard, and is enthusiastic. In addition to making cakes and sweets, he also helps wipe the tables and cabinets, clean up, and is busy back and forth in the kitchen. Master who won't come down.
But many times, the store manager used Wei Han as free labor, not only made him work overtime, ordered him to do heavy and tiring chores, but also deliberately deducted his salary. Wei Han smiled and didn't bother to complain. .
"I haven't finished talking, it's more than that! Later, the store manager rushed over, and when Brother Wei saw the store manager, his expression became fierce, and he yelled that he resigned and quit, and yelled at the grievances of the past few years." When they came out, they all said, "If you are ruthless, you will be afraid of being stupid, if you are being rude, you will be afraid of death." The store manager was so angry that his eyes almost popped out, but he didn't dare to go forward, and finally called the police. Call the police, and the matter will settle down."
After listening to Xiao Zhou's long narration, Master Zhao took a deep breath: "Damn it, I never thought that Xiao Wei, who has been working so hard for so long, is actually... It seems that he is not really stupid, but he was so bold yesterday, it is because of evil spirits." Have a convulsion?"
Xiao Zhou shook his head: "Yesterday, after brother Wei yelled viciously at the store manager, he started to be in a trance again, crying while eating cakes, and yelling something vaguely." Xiao Yao'...
As soon as I heard it, I immediately realized it. Isn't this the name of the person that Big Brother Wei talked about all day long, the person he was dating? So I figured that 80% of the time my daughter-in-law ran away with someone else. "
"Alas..." Master Zhao sighed and shook his head again and again, "Is that girl blind? My old Zhao said with conscience that Xiao Wei used to be so strong, but later he insisted that he was not good enough for his wife. He eats less every day, runs and jumps when he has nothing to do, and goes to some fitness place to fend for himself. But later, after losing dozens of catties, Xiao Wei also looks like a very energetic young man, very handsome .”
"Yes, yes, yes, I also think that Brother Wei is strong and secure when he is fat, and looks handsome when he is thin."
Thinking about it, Wei Han's monthly salary is not much, except for subsidizing the family, the rest is probably spent on his wife. Master Zhao suddenly panicked.
This is a twenty-seven-year-old man, and he has been with his sweetheart for seven years. It seems that he is still foolishly looking forward to getting married this year. The originally thick body has also lost weight like that, just relying on this perseverance and infatuation, where can I find such a good man these days, why do I blow it off? Poor thing.
"Oh, I hope that silly boy can live a better life in the future."
In the middle of the night, in Unit 3, Building C, Xinyang Garden. The "Divine Comedy" coming from Room 802 one after another—
"Why is it always me who gets hurt? What did I do wrong? It's my sincerity. You don't understand, oh! You don't understand..."
"The person who loves you the most is me. How can you let me be sad? I have paid so much for you, but you have never been moved..."
"What a painful realization that you were my everything..."
...
Well, this burst of "howling ghosts and howling wolves", not a single sound was on the tune, and it was frantic enough to run away.
The lethal singing sound floated to the next door, startled a couple who were intoxicated in sleep, only felt that their ears had been gang-raped countless times, and it was no longer their own.
At this moment, the couple, who were forced to sit up in the middle of the night, stood angrily in front of the door of Room 802. Since no one responded after ringing the doorbell several times, the wife with a strong personality began to "bang bang bang" on the door.
"Oh my god, I... I'm about to die, my wife, hold on."
The husband covered his ears in pain, and couldn't help but want to bang his head against the wall. The magic sound pierced his ears. If he continued to listen, he would bleed to death from his seven orifices.
The woman gritted her teeth, grabbed the shovel used to guard against thieves in front of her house, and started banging on the door again: "Fuck! The idiot inside is two hundred and five, stop singing, damn, it's all about killing pigs, if you don't shut up, motherfucker!" Robbed your house! Call the police!"
Before the words fell, the door was opened instantly, and a horrified face appeared.
His eyes were dim and lifeless. The man shrouded in the haze was constantly chewing something in his mouth. There were a lot of indistinguishable debris around his mouth and collar, and it was still stained with bright red liquid...
"Kang Dang!" The woman threw down the shovel all of a sudden, shut up immediately in fright, and hid behind her husband, pushing him forward instead.
The husband of the "shield" also had his scalp numb for a while, but he still braced himself and said tremblingly: "Okay... the good man will be safe in life, please do me a favor, please let me go, let us sleep, okay?"
The owner of Room 802... Wei Han moved his throat hard, finally swallowed the pork jerky, and stepped over the threshold: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was too involved in singing, and I lost my love for a while."
The couple: "..."
Under the light of the corridor, the couple finally saw Wei Han clearly, a big man with wet tears on his face, wearing Doraemon cartoon pajamas, his mouth and collar were full of cakes, bread, etc. Crumbs, mixed with red… ketchup.
The couple were dumbfounded again.
"What the hell are you doing! Are you dead parents?" The pungent woman immediately yelled with her hips on her hips.
"Go, go, stop talking nonsense." The man who doesn't like to cause trouble felt that his wife was a bit too much, so he smiled softly, "But sir, you are usually quite quiet, but suddenly you are so noisy, maybe something happened to your parents right?"
Wei Han shook his head, the man felt a little relieved, but in the next second, "Something happened to them long ago."
The man's heart jumped up again: "Huh?"
Wei Han pinched his fingers and calculated, solemnly: "My father has been gone for more than ten years, and he must have been reincarnated long ago. The year before last, my mother was seriously ill and was taken away, but she loved me and couldn't bear me. It is estimated that in the first one or two years, they will come to see me from time to time, and if they calculate this time, they may come back to see me by chance."
Hearing this, the couple suddenly felt a chill creeping up their backs, and the air pressure became gloomy and cold, and the man couldn't help shivering: "... Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how are your other relatives? ?”
"Only grandma is still in her hometown in the country, waiting for me to take my daughter-in-law back to see her during the holidays."
"Oh, what a pity. What about your daughter-in-law?"
"Daughter-in-law?" Wei Han's eyes suddenly brightened, but then disappeared instantly, "For seven years, I treated him wholeheartedly, but I broke up with me yesterday and put on an engagement ring given by another man .”
"Fuck! How did this happen? That person is really not a thing." The gossip-loving woman suddenly became angry.
"I was angry with him and hated him, but I was even more angry and hated myself."
For so many years, Wei Han has no hope of getting promoted, but seeing his partner Chu Chuanyao getting better and better, getting closer to the upper class, and dealing with a bunch of rich and handsome men all day long, those men have whatever they want, as good as they are Where can it be compared.
However, Chu Chuanyao obviously had many good and polite men around him, so why did he choose "Qi Zhifan"? That arrogant and rude guy who didn't even bother to shake his hand when meeting him for the first time!
Not only that, he also sarcastically said that he was "cutely naive", laughing at himself as a fat man who was not good enough for Xiao Yao, and he was doomed to be lonely all his life just by looking at the tonnage, shit! This also led to my subsequent weight loss.
But when I think about it again, I am cowardly. After seven years of dating, I always feel that Chu Chuanyao is younger than me, and I take care of him carefully, and dare not do too much. In the end, the most intimate gesture is to hold my little hand and kiss my forehead.
These days, the gentle and pure Gong is destined to be cannon fodder, no matter how you look at it in novels and TV dramas, the male protagonists are also tyrannical and cool!
I should have been more domineering a long time ago, isn't it just a matter of having more sex, sex is healthier, if the relationship between him and Chu Chuanyao has been stabilized earlier, what is happening now may be the happy cohabitation life of the husband and wife up.
"I believe you have merit too, sir." The man comforted.
"My strengths? Well, I have a big stomach, a big appetite, I can cook a lot of delicious food, and I like to eat a lot of delicious food, and then... Then there is no more, I am tone deaf, fat, cowardly and stupid, does that count? "Wei Han couldn't help smiling wryly.
"..." Alas, the couple looked at each other in blank dismay, it's okay if you don't ask, but if you ask too much, you will feel sad and tearful.
"Okay, go ahead, we won't bother you anymore."
After closing the door, Wei Han continued to eat, turning on his inhuman "gobble" mode.
At the beginning, Wei Han was full of snot and tears, but after thinking about it, he was broken in love. The man in his twenties was too hypocritical, so he turned grief and anger into appetite, and wanted to "chew" from sadness, and started eat.
He had a falling out with the stingy store manager in the store before, and he also thought that he could eat a little, and the stingy store manager would lose a little, and he could earn back a little, although he himself knew that this idea and behavior were simple and ridiculous, alas .
The sadder Wei Han is, the more he loves to eat. Only true love and delicious food can't be let down. His true love has let him down, so he must never let gourmet food down again!
After overeating for three days in a row, Wei Han accidentally choked to death.
Wait...wait a minute, he doesn't want to die yet!
There is also this way of death, is God really teasing him on purpose