Qi Zhifan has met many men, especially all kinds of beautiful and delicate men.
Compared with those men, Wei Han's eyes are not big enough, his waist is not thin enough, and his hips are not curvy enough, but it's strange, but at this time his mind is full of Wei Han.
Wei Han's eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth... all seemed to be deeply engraved in his mind. Wei Han's hair is very soft and soft, his eyes are very black and bright, his lips are red and his teeth are white, his soft fleshy face should be able to squeeze out the flesh with a little pinch, and it won't hurt to hold him... If there is less stubbornness between the brows, a little more It's better to be gentle.
As if in a daze, Qi Zhifan's eyes became darker and darker, he began to feel dry mouth, and his body was uncomfortably hot.
Damn, it's all Wei Han's fault for writhing under him before, what a twist!
Unable to hold back anymore, Qi Zhifan decisively went to the bathroom and took a cold shower.
Back in his room again, the phone rang just in time, Qi Zhifan saw that it was Lu Yan's call, paused, and hung up directly, he was still a little irritable.
A few minutes later, Lu Yan sent another text message, but Qi Zhifan didn't bother to click on it, and his attention was shifted to the "stomach cold" in the call log again.
He pulled out the drawer of the bedside table, and Qi Zhifan began to think about things when he looked at the pink underwear in front of him, but this thing was too...
In Wei Han's room next door, Wei Han, who was "bullied" for no reason, tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep.
Constantly thinking about Qi Zhifan's taunts to him, Wei Han gritted his teeth angrily, and vowed to train his body well, become a policeman, and definitely catch a lot of gangsters and criminals in the future, to prove his strength to Qi Zhifan.
Therefore, Wei Han's life goal, after the fourth sadistic enemy, has another one: to become a qualified policeman!
In order to enhance the freshmen's sense of urgency for review and further achieve ideal results in all aspects, the Department of Law Department organized a pre-examination mobilization meeting, and invited some school leaders, counselors, lecturers and representatives of outstanding students from various majors to attend. Come.
After the host announced the start of the conference activities, firstly, there was a speech by the leader, followed by a speech by representatives of outstanding lecturers, and then it was the turn of each outstanding student representative, and finally there was a free questioning session for freshmen.
Among the outstanding student representatives, Qi Zhifan was of course the finale.
Everyone was not at all interested in the clichés of the leading teachers. Ninety percent of the men and women present were there to watch Qi Zhifan.
Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui sat in the back row in the middle of the auditorium. Leaders and teachers were invited to the front. Representatives of outstanding students from various majors such as Qi Zhifan, as well as some ministers of academic students sat in the front row on the far right.
Finally, when Qi Zhifan took the stage, the drowsy students regained their energy and their eyes lit up. Unlike most people, Wei Han and Jiang Chengrui are still playing with their phones with their heads down, Jiang Chengrui is playing games wholeheartedly, and Wei Han has entered the BBS of S University again.
Last time, after the first floor where Wei Han left his message, several floors were built immediately below.
Floor 366 (Wei Han): Qi Zhifan has many shortcomings! Picky eaters, bad temper, poisonous tongue... And he must have some unknown weaknesses that need to be discovered!
Floor 367: Picky eaters? I know that Qi Nanshen really rarely goes to the school cafeteria.
Floor 368: From this point of view, under Qi Zhifan's elegant and calm appearance, there is a cold and poisonous attribute hidden.
Seeing this, Wei Han nodded and continued to look down.
Floor 369: Great God on the 366th floor, beg Qi Nanshen's mobile phone number, QUQUO number, WeChat ID!
Floor 370: Same as the upstairs, but also high-definition uncensored nude photos, are there any
Floor 371: I heard that Qi Zhifan is bisexual? Can the photos of previous boyfriend and girlfriend be released
Wei Han's brows twitched again and again: Hey, these people are too immoral, right? I really think of him as a great god!
Building 372: By the way, where is the sacred building on the 366th floor
Floor 373: Hey, it seems that you are very close to God Qi Nan? There is a secret I have to tell.
Floor 374: Is it possible that it is the ex-boyfriend (female) friend? Or the XXth
Floor 375: Friends with benefits are also possible? For example, after one night stand, he falls deeply in love with Qi Zhifan and cannot extricate himself, but Qi Zhifan is ruthless, and as a result, love turns into hatred, and now he tries every means to get revenge...
Floor 376: Wow! Suddenly, I came up with 10,000 words...
Floor 377: +1, inexplicably vivid, makes sense.
Floor 378: +2, suddenly the writing springs up, I want to write a fanfic!
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Can't stand it anymore, Wei Han's face is full of liver color.
After a while, Wei Han's facial expressions switched repeatedly between "emotions, anger, sorrow, joy", which really caught the attention of Jiang Chengrui beside him, and couldn't help but look sideways frequently.
Ma Ma, this person seems a little strange.
Wei Han raised his head and glanced at Qi Zhifan who was still speaking on the stage. His mind was buzzing. He didn't listen to a word about how Qi Zhifan used his own successful experience to guide students to learn efficiently and with high quality. After pondering over and over again in my heart, I decided to post a new breaking news post.
[Reveal the unknown secrets behind Qi Zhifan]
Qi Zhifan has hypoglycemia! Have hypoglycemia! ! Have hypoglycemia! ! !
Say important things three times.
Not long after the post was posted, Wei Han posted several replies as soon as he refreshed it.
Floor 1: Nani? ! You said he had low blood pressure, I would believe it when he got up angry, ha ha.
Floor 2: Loulou, no picture, no truth, a liar will swallow a thousand needles!
Floor 3: Are you sure you are not kidding me? Dare to make fun of Qi Zhifan, how courageous to live!
Wei Han was startled for a moment, then got angry again, and sent another message on the 4th floor: I didn't lie, this is the truth, the hard truth! You guys can confront Qi Zhifan face to face in the future, or find a way to find out his medical examination form.
Floor 5: Landlord, I believe in you!
6th floor: With my sixth sense, I think the host is the 366th floor that broke the news in the previous post!
7th floor: Hearing what the upstairs said, I also...
Floor 8: Aww, is that the legendary "Paolmate Jun 366"? !
Wei Han: "..."
These people are so powerful that they were exposed so quickly.
But, when did he admit that he was Qi Zhifan's girlfriend? How come everyone seems to have acquiesced to this fact!
"Three six six" is a ghost again! This proxy is too arbitrary!
With a tingling scalp, Wei Han couldn't help replying: Everyone, I'm really not a sex lover, I'm a man, you can call me "Cake King", once I'm happy, there are a lot of surprises.
Floor 10: Mr. Pastry, I love you!
11th floor: Mr. Pastry, you are the coolest, the most dazzling and the hottest in the world!
Floor 12: Mr. Pastry, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!
...
Wei Han was speechless again.
After scrolling through the list of various expressions of love and confessions, I suddenly feel that the curiosity of the people of the Celestial Dynasty is strong.
He raised his head and glanced at Qi Zhifan, who was at the front, who spoke freely and behaved generously. Wei Han only had the word "pretentious" in his mind. He also looked around and saw that many people looked down at their phones one after another. Explosive, full of exaggerated techniques.
20th floor: Qi Zhifan suffers from hypoglycemia, he will die if he does not drink sugar water or candy for a day;
Can't do strenuous exercise, can't lift hands, shoulders, back can't resist, weak and delicate prince disease;
Lack of patience, so not good at fishing;
Men and women take it all! He is definitely a scumbag who loves the new and dislikes the old. He changes boyfriends quite frequently, which shows his attitude that he will marry a woman and have children.
I would like to advise the majority of male compatriots to recognize their true colors as soon as possible, and don't jump into the fire pit again, and don't help the evildoers anymore! In addition, he likes smart women, so girls with low double Qs, you are basically out of the game.
After posting such a lot of words, Wei Han crossed his legs and waited for everyone's reaction on the BBS. As a result, many messages were posted every few minutes. Some were shocked, some sighed, and some girls cried The ground... In the midst of unbelievable, all kinds of replies were blown up.
Seeing Wei Han baring his teeth for a while, and showing his teeth and claws for a while, and performing a series of crazy expressions and movements, Jiang Chengrui couldn't sit still anymore, and moved his butt unconsciously, trying to stay away from Wei Han.
Ma Ma, this person is really strange.
The questioning session has already begun. After the previous few top students had finished asking questions about their studies, and seeing that the mobilization activities were about to end, unexpectedly, a girl with a ponytail stood up suddenly.
"Qi...Senior Qi, I have something to ask you, please be...be honest...answer me." The girl with the ponytail trembled, quite disturbed.
When he suddenly asked a question under such circumstances, Wei Han seemed to understand something, hehe, this is a good show to watch.
Qi Zhifan, who didn't know anything, nodded: "Okay, you can ask."
"Senior, do you have hypoglycemia?"
The girl spoke amazingly and asked a question that had nothing to do with study, and the audience fell silent instantly.
"..." Qi Zhifan was also slightly stunned. He squinted his eyes, his gaze was as sharp as a knife, and with a quick sweep of the group, he locked onto Wei Han in an instant.
Wei Han, who was waiting to see the joke, was suddenly startled, he was a guilty conscience, so he didn't dare to look at Qi Zhifan, so he could only pretend to look around.
"Please...please answer me!"
Seeing that Qi Zhifan didn't speak for a long time, the girl with ponytail added another sentence.
Many people present who had read the leaking post all held their breath and waited quietly for Qi Zhifan.
In the end, Qi Zhifan nodded lightly, but everyone present could see it clearly.
The event ended in an uproar. The teachers and students waiting to come had almost left, and there were still some people from the student union department cleaning up the venue. Qi Zhifan hadn't left yet, standing silently by the window , surrounded by an aura that strangers should not get close to.
Director Liu of the study department stared at it for a while, then stepped forward with the paper cup in hand, and handed him a glass of water with a dry smile.
Qi Zhifan took it and drank it, his expression changed immediately: "What did you give me to drink!"
"Sugar water, don't you want to drink every day?" Minister Liu asked back, patting Qi Zhifan very distressed, "You worked hard just now, and you must be thirsty after talking alone for so long. In fact, I mainly I'm afraid you're really tired."
"I didn't..."
Qi Zhifan wanted to explain, but was interrupted by Director Liu again, he waved his hand with a nonchalant expression on his face: "Oh, Zhifan, it's not easy for you, you have kept the fact that you have hypoglycemia for so long. You just have a disease." Is it? It's okay, it's okay, everyone has a little problem these days."
"Hmm, I'm a typical obsessive-compulsive disorder patient." Director Zhang of the Organization Department stepped forward.
"I procrastinate."
"Here is amnesia, and then eye cancer, hand cancer, lazy cancer, late stage, hopeless."
"I'm red-green color blind, plus secondary depression."
"I'm a Virgo!"
Everyone: "..."
"Crack!" Qi Zhifan squeezed the paper cup in his hand.