[When Erhan transmigrated into Erha]
Wei Han fell asleep, and when he slowly opened his eyelids and woke up—
Qi Fanfan slightly parted her red lips, that delicate and pretty face was... close at hand Σ(°△°|||)︴
But, wait...wait a minute, why does Qi Fanfan look so small, only about ten years old
I can't control that much for the time being, Wei Han felt a little uncomfortable, twisted his neck with difficulty, Xiao Qi Zhifan was sleeping on his whole body, with his small arm on his belly, and one leg on his waist.
Stretching out his hand, Wei Han wanted to push Xiao Qi Zhifan away a little bit, but he blinked his eyes for a long time in disbelief at his own hand (claw), which was covered with fluffy white hair, before he was sure that he was not mistaken, it was clearly——
That's right, it's not an illusion! This Nima is a dog paw (⊙o⊙)!
wtf! So at this moment, I have become a very annoying dog!
Ahhh (≧mouth≦) Wei Han was really crazy, but the sound he yelled was "Wow, woof, woof"...
The barking of the dog woke Xiao Qi Zhifan from his sleep. He frowned and opened his eyes. The deep eyes with natural eyeliner have been very beautiful since he was a child, but at this moment, they are full of resentment.
"Shut up! Bastard."
Wei Han: "..."
This is the name of this Erha? Shit, can you choose a normal and cute dog name
Xiao Qi Zhifan squinted his eyes again, feeling that Hadandan was unusually restless today, but he was too lazy to think about it, and got out of bed slowly. Because he needed to change clothes, he started to take off the cartoon pajamas on his body again, and in just two or three strokes, he took off only a pair of fat times.
If this were the grown-up Qi Zhifan, it would definitely be the seductive temptation of the flesh. But he is only ten years old, he is still a little boy after all, his figure is really unattractive, but he is born with long legs, his body proportions are quite good, as for the place in the middle of the crotch that needs to be developed...
Emma, do not look at evil, Wei Han immediately turned around.
So, Xiao Qi Zhifan, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, saw his own dog, with its tail raised high, facing its owner with a chrysanthemum.
Feeling uneasy for a while, Xiao Qi Zhifan immediately gave an order: "Hey, Hadandan, help me get my pants here."
Wei Han's face instantly turned pale: "..."
Is this the rhythm for him to put his mouth on Qi Fanfan's pants? ! o__o
"If you are disobedient, I won't give you food today."
Xiao Qi Zhifan raised his chin and said threateningly, Wei Han was speechless, thinking that Xiao Qi at this moment is annoying, he is really a naive kid.
In the end, Wei Han compromised, as long as it wasn't underwear, everything was negotiable. Be it a human being or a dog, Wei Han, the king of big stomachs and a foodie, will never wrong his stomach, people depend on food.
"Yeah." Xiao Qi Zhifan rubbed Wei Han's dog's head in satisfaction, and then urged, "Hadandan, lick your paws first, and I'll prepare something delicious for you later."
What delicious food can Xiaoqi Fanfan give him
Wei Han was looking forward to it, his tongue flicked in his mouth with greed.
But what happened to the "becoming a dog" thing? Could it be that he ate something wrong, or drank something
Wei Han pondered for a while, thinking that yesterday he was self-sufficient for the three meals in the morning, lunch and evening. Could it be that he could still harm himself? So it should be fine to eat. The problem then is...
With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Wei Han suddenly realized!
Yesterday evening, Wei Han was humming a song and walking home when he suddenly found a new milk tea shop opened near the neighborhood.
He swore that he was just passing by by chance, but the enthusiastic proprietress stopped him immediately and kept praising him for how handsome he was. The proprietress smiled and gave him a cup of grapefruit tea for free.
The kindness is hard to turn down. Although Wei Han was a little embarrassed, he accepted it. After a while, he drank it all. The taste was quite unique. It wasn't too delicious, but it was not bad. An indescribable feeling.
As a result, when he woke up, he became a husky in Xiaoqi's arms. . . [manual bye]
(ノ｀Д)ノNima, this is a shitty grapefruit tea!
Wash your hands before eating, Wei Han who somehow turned into a dog doesn't want to lick his paws! Standing on tiptoe, stretching his front paws long, Wei Han went to the sink to wash his paws.
Seeing Erha, who has been stupid for a hundred years in his profession, suddenly become smarter and can "walk upright", Xiao Qi Zhifan who was brushing his teeth was shocked, and with a "poof", he sprayed Wei Han with mouthwash.
"Hadandan, have you become a sperm?"
"..."
Wei Han wiped his face with his dog's paw, and didn't want to talk to him.
After washing up, Xiao Qi Zhifan gnawed on the bread and threw a sausage to Wei Han. Wei Han casually took a few bites and finished eating quickly.
"Wow!"
Wei Han was dissatisfied, a sausage was not enough for him.
Xiao Qi Zhifan peeled another banana.
"Wow!"
I don't like meat, and why I want to give a dog bananas, are you teasing monkeys and orangutans
"You are so troublesome."
Xiao Qi Zhifan went to wash another cucumber.
"... woof woof!"
Why are they all vegetarian? Brother wants to eat meat!
Xiao Qi Zhifan's face darkened, and he directly stuffed a lollipop into Wei Han's dog's mouth.
Wei Han: "..."
Xiao Qi is annoying, do you still think your Erha is a dog
Wait...wait a minute, sausage, bananas, cucumbers and lollipops...
What does Qifanfan usually feed this dog? (⊙o⊙)! Simi is terrified, Wei Han is going to call the police, and report him to the Dog Protection Association, not to harass an innocent and pure Erha like this.
Later, Wei Han saw the young Qi Hao again, and was lucky enough to be rubbed on the head by his thick and warm hands.
Wei Han jumped up and down happily: Fuck, Uncle Qi is really handsome! If he was a woman, he would definitely marry such a man.
Of course, Mother Qi was still there at that time, and she was indeed a good mother who was both beautiful and temperamental. However, she suddenly took out a small dog's clothes and wanted to help Wei Han put them on.
Maybe dogs really don't like to wear clothes, but Wei Han is human, and now in this state of only fur and no clothes, he feels that he is always running naked, so he doesn't mind putting on this clothes.
But, why is this dress... not to mention the shit yellow color, but it's full of brightly blooming little chrysanthemums? !
Alas, my heart is so tired-_-|||
What's with this familiar feeling of dread? Wei Han never expected that such an elegant and temperamental mother Qi is quite similar to his own mother in some aspects_(:3)∠)_
After that, Xiao Qi Zhifan found that his Erha became more and more weird. One of the most unexpected points is that Erha actually changed the habit of defecating everywhere and became a dog sitting on the toilet.
When Xiao Qi Zhifan helped Wei Han take a bath, Wei Han also refused again and again, covering his chest with his dog's paws, and even doing something bad on purpose, splashing water with his paws, spilling water all over Xiao Qi Zhifan's body, Xiao Qi Zhifan was so angry that he grabbed Wei Han Han's dog tail, the chrysanthemum behind her was instantly exposed.
"Are you shy? Cut, you are not a mother."
Wei Han was so frightened that his chrysanthemum tightened: Σ(°△°|||)︴Help! The master is playing a hooligan!
Xiao Qi Zhifan met Wei Han's dog eyes again, seemed to sense the panic in his eyes, and went out after being silent for a while. Forget it, let this dog mess around on its own.
After a long while, Xiao Qi Zhifan was still a little worried, so he opened it again and barged in. Who knows, he saw his Erha soaking in the bathtub, moaning, swimming back and forth, it was enjoyable.
Xiao Qi Zhifan: "..."
This dog is really refined, isn't it said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to cultivate to become refined
After that, when other people walked their dogs with a rope, Qi Zhifan held Wei Han in his arms every time, and took Wei Han for a walk together. Passers-by all sighed with emotion: This master really loves his dog.
At the beginning, Qi Zhifan just felt that raising a fine Erha was very fulfilling. Later, as he grew up, he gradually developed a different sense of dependence on Wei Han.
Wei Han has really been with Qi Zhifan for many years, spending time with him day and night, it is hard to count how many days and nights there are, and he has also witnessed many important events in Qi Zhifan's life.
From Qi Zhifan getting to know Ou Yizhe, to falling in love with him, to Ou Yizhe resolutely leaving him. That night, Qi Zhifan hugged Wei Han tightly. Although he didn't shed a single tear, he had a sad expression on his face and despair that couldn't be shaken off his eyes.
This is the second time that Wei Han saw him so sad, and the first time was when Qi's mother passed away a few years ago, but at that time, he was still a boy who would hug himself and cry.
Not long after this incident, Wei Han also fell ill.
As a dog, his lifespan is very limited, it is impossible to really accompany Qi Zhifan to finish his life. When he was dying, Wei Han felt Qi Zhifan hug him tightly again, and then the hair on his body was slowly soaked by a warm liquid...
Wei Han slowly closed his eyes: "Extremely annoying, then... goodbye...
With a "snap", Wei Han suddenly sat up from the bed, he finally came back and turned into a human. As soon as he touched his cheek, he realized that he was crying too.
Hearing the sound, Qi Zhifan knocked on the door, and then opened the door to come in. He glanced at Wei Han and smiled: "Wei Han, did you have a nightmare? Heh, you actually cried in fright. May I ask how old are you?" .”
"It's so annoying, let's raise another Erha."
"..."
Qi Zhifan was stunned for a moment, and the next second he walked over to hug Wei Han tightly.
"But you must give it a cute dog name, and don't call it 'hadandan' again."
Qi Zhifan: "..."
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ps: Ahem, just take a look at it casually, don’t take it too seriously, it’s purely a product of the author’s brainstorming, and it was rushed out _(:3)∠)_
In addition, about Vice Xipi, I also want to write a [When Xiao Jiang wears into a arch], but I don’t have time for the time being, haha~
This small episode may be revised and improved later, and then I will talk about it when I have a chance, and I will change to the main text later~