Wei Han fell asleep, and when he slowly opened his eyelids and woke up—
A little rosy face was close at hand, and there was a little boy facing him. He opened his rosy mouth slightly, his eyes were covered with thick black eyelashes, and he seemed to be sleeping soundly.
What a beautiful little boy, is he somehow familiar? Wei Han couldn't help thinking in his heart.
Wait...wait a minute, now is not the time to think about this, is it? The key is who is this child? Whoever ran out actually climbed into his own bed!
No sleepiness at all, Wei Han was completely awake. He wanted to sit up, but he felt the weight on his body. He could only twist his neck with difficulty. Presumably, the little boy fell asleep with his whole body pressed against him, with his little arms resting on his shoulders. On his belly, a leg was raised to rest on his waist.
Stretching out his hand, Wei Han wanted to push the little boy away, but he blinked his eyes for a long time in disbelief at his own hand (claw), which was covered in fluffy white, before he was sure that he was right. This is clearly——
That's right, it's not an illusion! This Nima is a dog paw!
Wei Han collapsed... Want to ask what's going on? But the sound that came out was a burst of "Wow, woof, woof"...
The barking of the dog woke up the little boy in his sleep. He frowned and opened his eyes. His bright black eyes with natural eyeliner had been very beautiful since he was a child, but at this moment, they were full of resentment.
"Shut up! Bastard."
Wei Han: "..."
Such a disgusting dog name... Wei Han instantly recognized who the little boy was.
wtf! Waking up, turning into a Erha already drove Wei Han crazy, and the familiar Qi Fan also inexplicably shrunk, turning into Xiao Qi Zhifan who was only about ten years old.
Xiao Qi Zhifan squinted his eyes again, feeling that Hadandan was unusually restless today, but he was too lazy to think about it, and got out of bed slowly. Because he needed to change clothes, he started to take off the cartoon pajamas on his body again. After only two or three strokes, he took off only a pair of underwear.
If this were the grown-up Qi Zhifan, it would definitely be the seductive temptation of white flowers. But he is only ten years old, after all, he is still a kid, his figure is really not worth seeing, but he is born with long legs, and his body proportions are quite good. As for the part between the pants and the crotch that needs to be developed...
Emma, do not look at evil, Wei Han immediately turned around.
So, Xiao Qi Zhifan, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, raised his eyes and saw his own dog, with its tail raised high, pointing the chrysanthemum at his master.
Feeling uneasy for a while, Xiao Qi Zhifan immediately gave an order: "Hey, Hadandan, help me get my pants here."
Wei Han: "..."
Is this the rhythm for him to put his mouth on Qi Fanfan's pants
The corners of Wei Han's eyebrows twitched. Although a dog has no eyebrows, his dog's face is obviously much more depressed than usual.
"If you are disobedient, I won't give you food today."
Xiao Qi Zhifan raised his chin and said threateningly, Wei Han was speechless, thinking that Xiao Qi at this moment is annoying, he is really a naive kid.
It happened that I was also a little hungry, so Wei Han compromised. Although he was a bit uncomfortable, as long as it wasn't underwear, everything was negotiable.
"Yeah." Xiao Qi Zhifan rubbed Wei Han's dog's head in satisfaction, and then urged, "Hadandan, lick your paws first, and I'll prepare something delicious for you later."
What delicious food can Xiaoqi Fanfan give him
Wei Han was a little looking forward to it, and this was manifested in a Erha, who was so greedy that his tongue was shaking in his mouth.
But what happened to the "becoming a dog" thing? He has to find a way to change back, and he has to make Qi Fanfan understand who he is
Things seem to be very complicated. The more Wei Han thinks about it, the hungrier he gets. Food is the most important thing for people, so we should eat before we talk about everything.
Wash your hands before eating, Wei Han who somehow turned into a dog doesn't want to lick his paws! Standing on his hind legs, he stretched out his two front paws, so Wei Han moved to the edge of the sink and began to scrub his paws.
Seeing Erha, who has been stupid for a hundred years in his profession, suddenly became smarter and could "walk upright", Xiao Qi Zhifan who was brushing his teeth was shocked, and with a "poof", he sprayed Wei Han with gargle all over his face. saliva.
"Ha...ha Dandan, you... have you become a sperm?"
"..."
Wei Han wiped his face with his dog's paw, and didn't want to talk to him.
After washing up, Xiao Qi Zhifan gnawed on the bread and threw a sausage to Wei Han. Wei Han casually took a few bites and finished eating quickly.
"Wow!"
Whether it's a human or a dog, Wei Han has always been a big eater, so a sausage can't satisfy him.
Xiao Qi Zhifan peeled another banana.
"Wow!"
I don't like meat, and why I want to give a dog bananas, are you teasing monkeys and orangutans
"You are so troublesome."
Xiao Qi Zhifan curled his lips and went to wash another cucumber.
"... woof woof!"
Why are they all vegetarian? Brother wants to eat meat!
"It's so annoying." Xiao Qi Zhifan's face darkened, and he directly stuffed a lollipop into Wei Han's dog's mouth.
Wei Han: "..."
Xiao Qi is annoying, do you still think your Erha is a dog
Wait...wait a minute, sausage, bananas, cucumbers and lollipops...
What does Qifanfan usually feed this Erha? Thinking about it carefully, Wei Han is going to call the police and report him to the Dog Protection Association, not to harass an innocent and pure Erha like this.
However, a ten-year-old child has to learn a lot of things. Apart from regular classes, he also goes to interest classes during holidays, especially piano. Qi Zhifan even started in elementary school. Qi's father and Qi's mother are busy with work, and they are often not at home. In addition to the full course, Qi Zhifan is accompanied by this husky that has just been raised for more than a year.
Later, Wei Han saw the young Qi Hao again, and was lucky enough to be rubbed on the head by his thick and warm hands. Thinking of Uncle Qi's experience later, Wei Han's eyes were filled with tears.
Of course, Mother Qi was still there at this time. She was indeed a good mother who was both beautiful and temperamental. With such a special status, seeing this excellent and strong mother, Wei Han suddenly wondered whether he was lucky or unlucky
He wanted to thank her very much, thank her for giving birth to Qi Zhifan, a man who would be able to accompany him hand in hand for a lifetime in the future.
Seeing that Erha, who is usually clinging to her son, has been circling around her and Qi Hao's feet today, Mother Qi was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, her face brightened, she took out a small dog's clothes, and asked Put it on for Wei Han.
Maybe dogs really don't like to wear clothes, but Wei Han is a human being, and now in this state of only relying on fur and not wearing clothes, he feels that he is always running naked, so he doesn't mind putting on this clothes.
But, why is this dress... not to mention the shit yellow color, but it's full of brightly blooming little chrysanthemums? !
What's with this familiar feeling of dread? Wei Han never expected that such an elegant and temperamental mother Qi is quite similar to his own mother in some aspects, alas, my heart is so tired.
After that, Xiao Qi Zhifan found that his Erha became more and more weird. One of the most unexpected points is that Erha actually changed the habit of defecating everywhere and became a dog sitting on the toilet.
When Xiao Qi Zhifan helped Wei Han take a bath, Wei Han also repeatedly refused. Not only did he protect his chest with his dog's paws, but he even did something bad on purpose by splashing water on Xiao Qi Zhifan's body with his paws, and Xiao Qi Zhifan was so angry that he grabbed Wei Han's dog's tail, and the chrysanthemum behind him burst into flames in an instant. - revealing nothing.
"Are you shy? Cut, you are not a mother."
Wei Han's chrysanthemum tensed up in fright, has Qi Fanfan been such a hooligan since he was a child
Although he is now a dog, it is rare for Wei Han to be able to take a quiet bath without being disturbed by the pervert Qi Fanfan, he is still a little happy.
At this time, Xiao Qi Zhifan met Wei Han's dog eyes again, seemed to sense the panic in his eyes, fell silent for a while, and went out by himself. He thought about it, forget it, let this dog mess around by itself.
After a while, Xiao Qi Zhifan was still a little worried, so he quietly opened the door again.
Who knows, I saw my Erha soaking in the bathtub, moaning, swimming back and forth, it was enjoyable.
Xiao Qi Zhifan: "..."
Is this dog really refined? Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become refined
"Wow woof!"
After eating, drinking and taking a nice bath, Wei Han started to feel depressed again, he can't just be a fool all the time.
"Don't bark, it's so noisy! Ha Dan Dan, is there anything else you are dissatisfied with?" Xiao Qi Zhifan frowned, this stupid dog even disturbed his reading.
He was getting more and more strange. Usually, the dog would go to sleep obediently from one to nine o'clock in the evening. Why did he become so excited now
"Wow woof! woof woof! woof woof!"
There are too many things Wei Han is dissatisfied with: firstly, he is a big man, not this stupid dog; secondly, he doesn't have the name "Hadandan"; Annoying, he wants to be served by beautiful Qi Damei instead of being called around by the wayward young master.
Xiao Qi Zhifan: "Stop arguing, if you dare to disturb me again, I will castrate you."
Wei Han: "..."
It was late at night, and Xiao Qi Zhifan had already fallen asleep. He felt that Hadandan's behavior was very bad today, so he didn't allow Wei Han to sleep in his bed.
At this time, Wei Han, who had pretended to sleep on the floor for a long time, was extremely worried, so he opened a pair of round dog eyes, sneaked onto the bed, and stared blankly at Xiao Qi Zhifan's sleeping face.
Combined with the fairy tales he read when he was a child, Wei Han thought about it, the frog prince turned into a human, didn't he want his beloved princess to kiss him, maybe he can try it in his own situation
Treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, Wei Han lowered his dog's head, slowly approached his face, then stuck out his tongue trembling slightly, touching Xiao Qi Zhifan's lips...
"Cough... cough cough! It's so heavy!"
Suddenly, the chest seemed to be pressed by some heavy object, and the whole bed suddenly sank a lot. Xiao Qi Zhifan frowned in his sleep, and woke up with a light cough.
With four eyes facing each other, Xiao Qi Zhifan stared blankly at the big naked man in front of him without blinking his eyes. At the same time, Wei Han also stared at Xiao Qi Zhifan dumbfounded.
After both of them were dumbfounded for a moment, Wei Han, who came back to his senses, quickly pulled off the sheet and wrapped himself up: "Odd...extremely annoying, no no, Qi Zhifan, you...you must calm down! Listen to me—"
"Damn! Ha Dan Dan, you can actually transform into a human form!"
Wei Han's face suddenly turned black: "..."
"Qi Zhifan, actually I'm not a dog, I'm a human, and my name is Wei Han." Wei Han, whose scalp was numb, tried to squeeze out a kind smile.
Xiao Qi Zhifan automatically filtered his human words, pointed to the top of Wei Han's head and reminded: "Hadandan, your dog ears and tail are still exposed."
Wei Han was stunned for a moment, and touched his head in doubt, and soon found two furry dog ears, then looked down and turned around, and saw that the original dog tail was flicking and flicking.
"..."
Wei Han, who was in a mess for a moment, completely forgot what he was going to explain to Qi Zhifan next.
"Hadandan, can you try again if you can make the ears and tail disappear?"
"I can't try it." Wei Han crouched in the corner with a dejected expression on his face, "Also, please call me 'Wei Han'."
"What?" Xiao Qi Zhifan was stunned, expressing that he didn't understand.
Wei Han sighed silently, walked towards him, and wrote his own name—Wei Han—stroke by stroke on a piece of paper.
"Wei Han." Wei Han emphasized again, waiting for Xiao Qi Zhifan's reaction.
Xiao Qi Zhifan: "Wei... Eggy?"
The veins on Wei Han's forehead twitched: "It's Wei Han!"
"Okay, Uncle Wei."
Xiao Qi Zhifan shrugged helplessly, feeling that he had received too many "surprises" tonight: for example, his Erha has become a spirit, and even transformed into a human form! And now he has become an uncle named "Wei Han".
One night later, the Qi family suddenly had an extra "Uncle Wei".
Qi's father and Qi's mother were very surprised by this man who was ten years older than their son. But Xiao Qi Zhifan made up a reason, saying that Wei Han is his new piano teacher. And Wei Han, who can only play the sparkle, nodded cheekily.
Xiao Qi Zhifan told Wei Han to hide the dog's ears and tail, and he must not show them easily in front of others, otherwise he would have to be caught and researched.
Wei Han nodded helplessly, wondering if the "kiss" wasn't enough? I should be more intense.
This day, while Xiao Qi Zhifan was taking a nap, Wei Han planned to take the opportunity to "steal a kiss".
But the moment the lips touched, Xiao Qi Zhifan's eyes widened instantly, and Wei Han couldn't help but froze: "..."
He hurriedly turned his back in annoyance, and was ready to be scolded as "perverted". After all, once the young master got angry, the consequences would be disastrous.
"Wei Han, is that why you like me that much?"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Qi Zhifan raised his chin arrogantly, with a half-smile on his face.
"..."
Immediately, Wei Han's ears felt a little hot, and he didn't want to admit that he was molested by a brat.
Afterwards, not only did the ears and tail remain unchanged, Wei Han also discovered a more serious problem, that is, once forty-eight hours passed, if Qi Zhifan didn't kiss him, he would turn into a dog again.
Haha, what the hell is going on!
How could it be so easy to get Young Master Qi's "kiss"? Therefore, Wei Han's change from human to dog depends on Xiao Qi Zhifan's mood. In most cases, he would rather let Wei Han obediently be a Erha.
Others walk their dogs on a leash, but Xiao Qi Zhifan always holds Wei Han in his arms and walks with Wei Han. Passers-by all sigh with emotion: This owner really loves his dog!
At the beginning, Qi Zhifan just felt that raising a fine Erha was very fulfilling. But later on, as I gradually grew up, I gradually developed a different sense of dependence on Wei Han.
On this day, Xiao Qi Zhifan suddenly asked earnestly: "Wei Han, since you are a dog spirit, will you not grow old?"
"I've said it countless times, I'm human." Wei Han's face trembled, but seeing his serious and serious appearance, he was still a little strange, "What's wrong with you? Why are you asking this?"
Xiao Qi Zhifan threw himself into Wei Han's arms and hugged him tightly: "Wei Han, when I grow up, I want to marry you."
"..." Wei Han's body trembled slightly, a little startled.
But after being surprised, Sisi's touch immediately lingered in his heart, and then Wei Han nodded a little embarrassedly.
But in the next second, Wei Han suddenly felt dizzy, and fell down involuntarily...
"Wow woof!"
A barking dog woke Wei Han up completely, his head was dizzy, and he couldn't tell whether it was reality or a dream? Immediately after rubbing his temples, his blurred vision gradually became clear.
Under the bed, a Erha was pulling a corner of the quilt vigorously. Wei Han was speechless, unable to understand the IQ of this stupid dog.
He finally understood that it was because of this dog that Qi Fan had just brought back that he had such a dream.
"Are you awake?" At this time, Qi Zhifan, who had already been dressed neatly, walked in and kissed Wei Han's forehead habitually, "After sleeping for so long, you must have had many dreams again."
The adult version of Qi Fanfan made Wei Han a little dazed, thinking about Xiao Qi Zhifan in his dream, Wei Han said sullenly: "Qi Fanfan, this dog needs to change its name, 'Hadandan' is too ugly!"
Qi Zhifan raised his eyebrows: "Oh, what should I change?"
"Ha Mengmeng."
After the family had a dog, the two adopted a baby boy shortly after. But did the baby change his surname to Qi or Wei? Around this issue, the couple seemed to have another dispute.